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Moonbitches?

Why is Kaguya wearing a polish outfit?

ZUN like Lunarians more than Gensokyans.

>>5324741

Why not.

>>5324749

It is what royalty dresses in on the moon, obviously.

Sure, moonbitches. Two of them. Having sex. With each other.

I only have the Eirin figure. Am I a terrible person?

>>5324777

So lunarians are polfags? Well they do fuck their pets, love booze and act like retards so...

Don't mind me, just being canonically stronger than Sakuya, Marisa, Remilia and Reimu.

>>5324809

All big shot lunarians are stronger than them.

>>5324809
also, more than reisen.

Superior moonbitch.

>>5324749

Seriously, I was in Krakow once and I saw girls wearing the exact same thing.

>>5324809
Why did she get married?

>>5324875
maybe you saw a Polish con ?

>>5324898

Nah. They were doing some kind of a traditional play or something.

>>5324895

Why do people get married?

>>5324970
Don't know. They shouldn't.

Undoubtedly the most elegant Touhou.

>>5325148
Undoubtedly.

>>5325148
Quite

>>5325148

Eintei = most retarded group in Gensokyo.

>Eientei

>>5325231
I hate interior shots but that one's nastier than most.

>>5325259

I have something just for you:

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/camera-inside-vagina-never-miss-it/10905/

>>5325231
Do vaginas really suck your penis in?

>>5325278
I got to 2:00
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>5325308

If the Kegel muscle's are trained well enough.

I love her forehead.

>>5325253

SDM > Eientei

But moon sluts are a close second.

>>5325278

The section with the camera down the guy's dick?

It reminds me of a FPS game for some reason.

I would play it.

>>5325278
Where's the teeth? The horrendous tongue?

>>5325328
So then that implies that Kaguya uses this kegel exerciser...

>>5325308

Vagina's muscles can be trained to do many things. Skilled prostitutes can smoke cigarettes with their pussy.

The problem is most girls just spread their legs and wait for the guy to do all the work.

>>5325434

Kaguya is 1000+ years old. I'm sure she tried everything out of boredom. And lunarians probably have vibrators centuries more advanced than ours.

If not for the Hourai elixir she would be a fat whale by now.

ITT: Peasants give royalty their just respect

>>5325759
>Kaguya djs like a mad cunt.png

dat hair

>>5324847

Does that really bear mentioning?

Although, just where the hell would Reisen stand on the power scale anyway?

stupid sexy tewi

>>5327461
In Stage 5 tier.

>>5327560
In stage 4 or 5 tier, if you're playing PoFV

>>5327568
Marisa and Reimu are Stage 4 tier, too (in 2 games, Marisa in 3).
Unless you play as them.

>>5327579
Okay then.

>>5327560
>>5327568
>>5327579

So, she's actually whole level higher than the two main characters in the whole series? That's genuinely surprising. Just goes to show how much I've gotten to know the games.

Still, it doesn't help that near every bit of fanon I've seen has her portrayed as being near useless.

There need to be more pictures of her feet.

>>5327632
No, she's underling tier. Stage 5 bosses are merely underlings of Stage 6 bosses. Game stages don't say much about power (see the entire SA cast and Nue. )

And well, in IN, her fight is a complete joke with a grand total of two difficult patterns even on Lunatic.

>>5327632
There are a lot of characters that could, in reality, kick both Reimu's and Marisa's ass. But ZUN designed the playable versions of them to be overpowered.

>>5327656
Seconded.

I thought in IN Reisen wasn't fully in control of her powers, or hadn't perfected their use, or something.

>>5327676
That's Youmu you are talking about.
>Youmu's ability of swordsmanship has still been in progress, so she needs daily practice.

>>5327663

And for a moment there, I thought I was worried about Reisen being a respectively powerful being living in Gensokyo. A relief she's still essentially danmaku fodder.

>>5327667

I imagine that would certainly be the case for many of the youkai who just said "the hell with it" and disregarded the danmaku dueling rules entirely in wanting to have a piece of Reimu or Marisa.

I wonder if there've been any instances of the aggressive, short tempered or just plain dumber youkai attempting to break the rules, and then swiftly punished for it by the fist of an angry gap youkai.

>>5327721

>>5327721
Medicine would be one of those as she doesn't know the rules.
She wasn't holding back in the slightest, and didn't look like she cared if her her poison kills her opponents.
No one tried to punish her for anything (that gap youkai is asleep and doesn't care). Instead, Medicine went to a higher power herself without knowing.

>>5327775
Yeah but she got her ass kicked by all the characters, so it didn't matter. Unless you played her scenario.

>>5327807
Even if you're not playing as Medicine, the other characters always flees after the fight.
(like Cirno fled from Utsuho in 12.3)

>>5327832
So after defeat. They leave?

>>5327832
But they don't flee from Medicine herself, they flee from the field of poisoned flowers she's residing at.

>>5324731
see:
>>5325595
>thread
There is something about your thread's declaration that I find (most) peculiar. Perhaps I was under the misconception that /jp/ was NOT yet another rendition of the various pooshlmer-esque imageboards out there, and that on /jp/ a thread being (oh I dunno) A THREAD is explicitly implied. Do not let this happen again in the near future. Thanks.

>>5327855
Lily of the Valley flowers poison on contact.
If the characters fly, the have no reason to care about the poison.
They needed to get away because Medicine was controlling the poison during the danmaku fight and thereby poisoned the air as well.

But that's not the point.
>aggressive, short tempered or just plain dumber youkai attempting to break the rules, and then swiftly punished for it by the fist of an angry gap youkai.
It's not like Medicine was "punished" by any of the player characters.

Don't die on me, thread.

>>5329048
big eyes, small mouth

>>5327663

People are forgetting that IN cast was defeated by duets and those duets included some of the strongest youkai in Gensokyo. Lunarians are crazy powerful, ZUN agreed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZsbRQMbZ3I&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdG6KZPBqqs&feature=related

>>5329278
Hahahaha.

>>5329278

Kaguya is a WoWfag? I'm disappointed my princess...

>>5329443
Maybe she's one of the good ones?
Yes, really.

>>5329453
You appear to be mad.

>>5329486
She's excited about the new expansion
because she wants to play Worgen

>>5329512
Bullshit. Kaguya would go goblin or go home.

>>5329512
You have made it official. Awesome.

>>5329512
>>5329519

She would play Belf and you know it.

hime-sama

Black > Purple > Silver > Yellow

>>5324749

Okay I actually bothered to check, and it's not just Kaguya. Watatsuki sisters also wear clothes very similar to what nobility in Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth wore around 16-18th century. Their dress is called Zupan and those big belts of theirs are called Pas Kontuszowy.

Seriously ZUN...

>>5330572
Moon confirmed for subjugation by loli space Nazis.

>>5330585

Nazi Touhous when?

>>5330572
Dude Poland and the moon are basically the same place.

>>5330649
Fanon shit.

>>5330572

I bet ZUN saw a polish nobleman picture on a vodka bottle.

Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła,
Kiedy my żyjemy.
Co nam obca przemoc wzięła,
Szablą odbierzemy.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski.
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

Przejdziem Wisłę, przejdziem Wartę,
Będziem Polakami.
Dał nam przykład Bonaparte,
Jak zwyciężać mamy.


Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski.
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

Jak Czarniecki do Poznania
Po szwedzkim zaborze,
Dla ojczyzny ratowania
Wrócim się przez morze.


Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski.
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

Już tam ojciec do swej Basi
Mówi zapłakany
Słuchaj jeno, pono nasi
Biją w tarabany.


Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski.
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

>>5330585
But there are already Nazis on the moon.

>>5330945
Is that some Iron Sky?

>>5330585

I would let her conquer me any day.

WARNING:

This thread has been completely derailed.

>>5330992

Let's fix that.

Don't you dare 404 on me!

>>5331185
this picture is weird

If I could become one Touhou of my choosing I would choose Kaguya.

So Lunarians are a mix of ancient asian civilization and eastern-european civilization. This is actually quite interesting.

>>5332341
Getting killed multiple times when in a danmaku duel doesn't sound very attractive to me.

>>5332698

Mokou is the one getting constantly killed.

>>5332721
And constantly revived.

>>5332746

But I bet it hurts.

>>5332779
No duh it would.

So Lunarians are pretty much commies.

And they were invaded by USA.

Oh shit...

There is not enough good Kaguya art.

>>5336694
Everything is good about Kaguya art.

>>5336706

You'll near wear Kaguya's fancy panties ;_;

>>5332839

Mark my words: Neil will return to finish what he started.

>>5336770
>>5336770

>>5332721
They are at an even tier.
If one's stronger, it'd be Mokou by default because she's an EXTRA boss

"Kaguya! I'm here to kill you! Let's play!"

>>5336813

NASA Gunships! Fuck Yeah!

>>5336849

Oh, you.

Mokou is only an EXTRA boss because Kaguya convinces Reimu and the gang to go beat her up for shits and giggles. That tells nothing about how powerful Mokou is.

>>5336849

Kaguya is stronger. But she don't really care about Mokou's grudge and don't get serious. If anything battles with Mokou are a fun pass time for her.

>>5336813

Who the hell would shoot a moon rabbit before fucking her?

>>5332662

>So Lunarians are a mix of ancient asian civilization and eastern-european civilization. This is actually quite interesting.

Gensokyo itself is a blend of the East and West.

>>5336928

ENEMY SHUTTLE ABOVE!

>>5338103

The only western group in Gensokyo is SDM. And even they aren't completely western.

>>5336813

They just wanted to make new friends...

>>5338111

RAMIREZ! Take out those Moon Rabbits while dodging Danmaku!

Would be nice if ZUN explained what actually happened during this whole "Moon War".

>>5338842
>Moon rabbits
>friends
Barely sentient animals. Incapable of such sentimentality.

>>5339317

If you go by Iron Sky the Lunarians didn't do to well.

>>5339451

They won. And US didn't try to invade for the next 40 years, so I guess it was a crushing victory in the end.

>>5339551
Because the US flag stayed there for 40 years.

>>5339621

That's a government lie. That flag is no longer on the moon. Three fairies have it on the wall of their house for a long time.

Lunarians have the best pets ever.

more kaguyas feet :3c

>>5339621

There is a reason why Obama is cutting the space program.

To keep on the Lunarians good side.

>>5339782

I bet one day Toyohime appeared from thin air in front of his desk and explained how her fan work.

>>5339871

As a child, I remember reading a children's book where aliens appear before Ronald Reagan and do pretty much just that.

Since it's a children's book, Ronnie gets the point and gets Gorbachev on the hotline, explaining in a panicked state that aliens are coming "in a yellow elevator" to expel the earth into "a tuls that goes 'slurp'" (a black hole), unless they cut down on nuclear weapons.

I'd never imagine there was a way to work a SALT treaty into a children's book.

At least I think it was the SALT treaty. Modern history is a mess.

>>5339871

Lunarians sabotaged the oil rig in the Gulf!

They want to prevent us from fueling up for another invasion.

>>5339970

Shouldn't they have targeted Cape Canaveral or send Reisen to kill a few astronauts, NASA engineers and scientists?

Shit seems more practical.

bump.

You can't threaten us! We're the most powerful nation on Earth!
We did win the war, you know.

>>5339782
>>5339871
>>5340025
>>5339970
America's powerlevel multiplied by 3 since the last war so if they want to try to invade us then good luck.

>5341255

Hey, it's BOB's host.

>>5340025

If they were serious Toyohime would just vaporise all significant american cities.

>>5341532
I want to see how technology can fight DANMAKU

Ah, if only Rikako (the scientist?) has existed again. TANK V.S. MASTER SPARK

>TANK V.S. MASTER SPARK
WE WILL BURY THEM

Lunar war is one big joke. LDC was the only lunarian force that fought USA and they are at best two dozens of lazy rabbits. I they were enough to repel american army I don't even want to think what would happen if lunarians were serious.

>>5341609

Tank + Master Spark = a pool of unrecognizable molten metal

>>5341609

First Lunar War OVA or something like that would be awesome. We would finally see some moon tech in action. SSiB was one big disappointment in that regard.

>>5341716
But the US invasion force is composed of three unsuspecting astronauts that never knew that they were at war with moon rabbits. They planted the american flag and went home unscathed.

>>5341759
Touhou is for mahou and frilly dress girls shooting mahou. It is not for /k/ and /m/ types. Sorry.

>>5341768

Americans were building military bases and exploiting resources on the moon according to Reisen's profile. You can see ruins of american bases and wrecks of vehicles in SSiB.

I bet astronauts were using some weird Sci-Fi tech straight from old Bond movies.

>>5341776

But Marisa shoots rockets if you take Nitori's shot type in SA. And there are UFOs in UFO. And anti-gravity tanks are mentioned in PMiSS.

my OTP

>>5341609
Easily. Muzzle velocity. Danmaku takes several seconds to clear the screen and is often inaccurate.

Little moon rabbit cannot outsmart boolet though.

>implying that the NASA marine corps isn't quite experienced in dealing with overpowered mary sues with armies of expendable laser firing goons.

>>5342001

There is no way normal bullets can even scratch magical shields and barriers that all significant Touhous use. Lunarian weapons work on youkai because they are a mix of ultra advanced technology and powerful magic. Normal weapons would be useless.

bump

>>5342089
>magical shields and barriers that all significant Touhous use.
No such things.

>>5344464

You can't be serious. There is a reason why you must hit every boss hundreds of times to bring her down. Some cannon fodder youkai/fairies require dozens of hits to kill.

>>5339933
>>5339947
>>5342001

/r/ moar

>>5344578
Because they have GUTS!

>magical shields and barriers that all significant Touhous use
>375px-Holtzmanshields-Dune1984.jpg

>>5344578
Because frilly magic bullets are slightly less effective than throwing confetti at your targets.

>>5342089
>There is no way normal bullets can even scratch magical shields and barriers that all significant Touhous use.
laughingtoohooman.jpg

>>5346568

Yeah. That's why one hit kill you when you are the challenger and aren't allowed to use magical defenses.

Reported

>>5346568
>>5346578

Are you people serious? Danmaku include things like lasers, small black holes, nuclear energy, rockets, various blades, fireballs, and a ton of other stuff. There is no way that conventional weapons would hurt them. Especially since it was clearly stated that youkai can't be killed with normal weapons.

Besides thinking that there is no defensive magic in Touhou world is stupid beyond words. I have yet to see a magical system that don't have any defensive magic.

>>5344578
So why don't you have any magical barriers, is what I want to know.

>>5347267

They can be killed by disbelief and interaction with the human world. That's why the border was created in the first place; it was to keep humans out, not youkai in.

>>5347296
>Thanks to their magical culture, youkai could easily breach the barrier around Gensokyo. However, they chose not to do so; in fact, they strengthened the seal in order to prevent more humans from entering.
>However, youkai eat humans and natural humans are favoured as delicacies. Teams of cooks regularly venture beyond the barrier to hunt humans. They apply many methods to conceal their existence from humans of the outer world; accidents and people who run away from home... There are too many humans today for anyone to notice when a few go missing.
>Thus, the age of humans and youkai began anew.

>>5347316
>Human cooking

:(

>>5344464

Every character in SWR and Soku use magical barriers when blocking attacks.

>>5347296

It was mentioned many times that they could easily destroy the barrier or leave Gensokyo without consequences, but they simply like the status quo.

>>5347350

That and I don't think they enjoy being raped.

Honestly, how often would that happen if the border was destroyed?

>>5347361

But they would be the ones doing the raping, not the other way around.

>>5347324

You didn't know? Almost all youkai eat humans. It's a part of Japanese folklore.

>>5324731
look at dat sluts

>>5347612

Useless rabbit would be constantly raped.

Lonely umbrella would be constantly raped.

Most of them would end up victims, only a few of them are confident enough to either avoid rape or do the raping.

>>5325485
Anyone have a better quality version of this picture?

>>5347659

They don't fuck human males so it's OK.

>>5347678

Both useless rabbit and lonely umbrella have the firepower of a Space Marines chapter. Who the hell would rape them? Superman on crack?

>>5349587

Kogasa only uses danmaku if you aren't surprised. So...just act surprised and then she'll let her guard down.

Cheko owns moonrabbits

Hard modo damaku

Hey guys! What's going on over here? Are we talking about Lunarians?