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You may only accept one, consider the fact that if you accept one you will harm your relationship with others

also Yuyuko ate hers

>> No.5335586

Flan's flan.

>> No.5335588

PANKAKEZ

>> No.5335589

no she didn't. Yukari stole it.

>> No.5335600

Yuyuko ate hers, and is offering Youmu as a replacement.
I think the choice is clear.

>> No.5335602

I would accept flan's.

I would eat all of it despite the taste. then I would pat her head and tell her it was great.

and then have sex with Remilia

>> No.5335605 [DELETED] 

All these characters are from EoSD, PCB, and IN.

I can't choose.

>> No.5335610

>>5335600
Yuyuko: The cake disappeared.
Youmu: You ate it.
Yuyuko: I did no such thing!

>> No.5335611

Kinda hard to choose one. Maybe Marisa's.

>> No.5335620

Hey guys how come I cant eat Reisen's cake? It's right there but my fork goes right through it.

>> No.5335624

>>5335610
>>5335600
see >>5335589

The first kanji behind Yukari are 西行寺家 (Saigyouji house/home/family)
Also note the decoration around the cake.

>> No.5335627

Tewi's so I could throw it right back at her

>> No.5335628

>>5335610
why would there be sakura petals on yukari's?
obviously stole it

>> No.5335630

Alice's.

>> No.5335640

>>5335627
as the cake flies out of the box, you realize that it's a real cake.

the thought of playing a joke never crossed her mind. she spent hours working on that cake. and you've just ruined it.

>> No.5335642

>>5335640
apologise by eating it off her.

>> No.5335643

Holy shit those pancakes looks delicious.

>> No.5335650

>>5335640
of couse its a real cake
she would just charge you for it after you ate it

>> No.5335651

>>5335643
yeah i really want to pinch them

>> No.5335660

Mokou's, she'd make a good bro.

>> No.5335669

>>5335640
clearly she poisoned the cake after baking it

>> No.5335682

You know, I can't help being curious about Eirin's shady new snack. Not only does it look really tasty, I'd really like to know what those pills do.

>> No.5335686

>>5335682
maybe theyre just placebos?

>> No.5335687

What are Yukari, Flandre and Tewi saying? They're the only ones without translations on danbooru.

>> No.5335694

>>5335686

Sugar pills as a desert topping. That's clever, just as expected of the Brain of the Moon.

>> No.5335753

Basically Im fighting myself trying to decided between Marisa and Yukari.
Yukari has what appears to be a cake, Marisa also has cake.
Marisa is blonde, Yukari is blonde.
Yukari has a lovely dress, Marisa has a witches hat.
Yukari has nice plump breasts, Marisa has...
I accept Yukari's gift. (and it's not just the cake)
Marisa will forgive me when I give her some treasure.

>> No.5335754

Remilia's

>> No.5335785

Only one I know i'd love is Yuyuko...but she ate it.. So I am pissed about that.. Guess i'll just live a cakeless life.. forever..

>> No.5335790

>>5335785
Old hag stole it.

>> No.5335806

>>5335790


No... I hate enough! I wanted my cake! If Yuyuko eats my fried chicken too then I'll never love her again!

>> No.5335808

>>5335785
Yuyuko didn't eat her cake, Yukari stole it.
That's what the dialog implies.

>> No.5335814 [DELETED] 

>>5335806
Dude, you're fricken getting Youmu instead of food.
Isn't better to take two women instead of having one woman with food?

>> No.5335826

>>5335808


I hate Yukari now. Damn cake eating cunt! Byakuren would never eat my cake...


>>5335814


I'd take KFC over any thing ever.. If I had a power it would be the power of the colonel!

>> No.5335833

Probably Alice. It looks the yummiest and I can't refuse that face. Mokou is second place, though.

>> No.5335838

Reisen's cake. I can't refuse her gaze.

>> No.5335841 [DELETED] 

I forgot to say.
I'll take Mokou. Can't go wrong with flapjacks.


>>5335826
Do you seriously like KFC that much, to still not want Yuyuko to eat it instead of you?

>> No.5335846

where's your delicious chocolate cake, alice?

>> No.5335853

>>5335841


Yuyuko can go the fuck away! Goddamn I want some chicken.. Fuck I am hungry.. Is Yuyuko this crabby when hungry?!

>> No.5335852 [DELETED] 

I just realized. What the hell is on Flan's plate?!

>>5335846
>where's your delicious chocolate cake, alice?
"Implying"

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>>5335853
Dude, settle down. She's not crabby when hungry, but she can go insane.

>> No.5335872

>>5335870


We'd make a great match then.. probably kill each other a few hours after getting hungry...

>> No.5335874

>>5335576
Ah this is like Harvest Moon

>> No.5335894
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>>5335874
>this is like harvest moon
Is that so~

>> No.5335897

l can't decide between Kagu's pill laced cake or Yuyu's delicious Youmu. A hard choice indeed...

>> No.5335901

Yukari's cake looks delicious, no matter where she got it from.

>> No.5335907
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5335907

I'll take shellfish.

>> No.5335925

>>5335907

Delicious はたぱい I must lick them

>> No.5335928
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5335928

Did somebody say cake!?

What happened to the 40 cakes you stole lex?

>> No.5335933

Reisen

>> No.5336525

>>5335576
Kaguya's one.
Just for throwing it in her face

>> No.5336953

what does flan have its all scratched out

>> No.5337022

I'll take Youmu. A ghost servant is better than any food.

>> No.5337047
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5337047

Tewi's, no contest.

>> No.5337084

I'd choose Kaguya's, but I'm a bit suspicious of Eirin's cooking (are those pills around the cake, what?).

I'll go with Mokou. She's probably more fun to be around than that NEET anyway.

>> No.5337092

>>5335576
Link to the translation please.

>> No.5337103

Why would they bake a cake for you dumb neets

>> No.5337126

here's a hint, the only people who made theirs is: Mokou, Alice, Flandre, Reisen, Marisa, and Tewi

and since I don't trust Tewi's, and All though you'd pretty much have to accept Flan's out of fear. the only logical ones to accept are, Mokou, Alice, Reisen, and Marisa,

>> No.5337150

>>5335838
>>5335933
>>5337126
If you look closely, Reisen has no cake. it's transparent. you gazed upon her eyes and now you're seeing shit.

>> No.5337156

>>5337150
But illusionary cake tastes better than any real cake could possibly taste. It's like directly stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. You will trip fucking balls.

>> No.5337192

>>5337126
Marisa obviously stole it

>> No.5337198

>>5337156
yes. in fact you'd be tripping balls for about 50? 60 years? I forget how long her lunatic eyes causes someone to go insane for.

>> No.5337208

>>5337192
Who the fuck else in gensokyo decorates their cakes with stars?

>> No.5337214

Mokou - delicious pancakes, nothing wrong with em, she would be my best bro if I take em

Alice - Tastes mediocre, but it's the most love-filled one. She would love me forever if I say it tasted great, but won't make any moves.

Yukari - probably a trick to lure me in or a simple friendly gesture, her cake might just be the most delicious, I would be damn scared if I didn't take it though.

Flandre - delicious chocolate cake handed to me by delicious cake. Delicious.

Kaguya - drugged pastry so that she can rape me after I eat it. Joke's on her, don't eat the cake and rape her instead. Princess rape tastes good

Remi: probably had Sakuya make it, but delicious none the less, would have tea with her.

Reisen: too lazy to make her own so she would trick me instead. Naughty rabbit.

Marisa: lots of flare and magic went into that cake, it is delicious almost as much as her.

Tewi: it could be a trick but she is lucky to humans. Maybe if Reisen punishes her for it I can keep this rabbit as luck.

Yuyuko: well, maybe next time.

That being said I pick Marisa cause she is my fav Touhou.

>> No.5337227

>>5337208
Mima?

>> No.5337234
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>>5337208
Classic Yuuka had stars all over her stage. Probably just another thing Marisa stole from her.

>> No.5337241

>>5337227
I don't think-....FUCK!

>> No.5337244

>>5337234
That image should be allowed to cut off where it does. There's not enough images of Yuka in her delicious pants.

>> No.5337249

Plain dull boring and ugly.
Mokou's cake fits her perfectly.

>> No.5337255

Flan and Tewi are probably traps.

Reisens cake is a lie.

I go with delicious pancakes.

>> No.5337260

I think all Marisa stole was the ingredients and the cooking book though.

>> No.5337266
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>>5337249
Get out Kaguya.

>> No.5337270

>>5337249
Sup Kaguya. Nice cake Eirin made for you.

>> No.5337273

I would take Reisen's. Even though it's an illusion.

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>>5337244

>> No.5337305

Alice.
I would tell her that I'm only taking it because I'm hungry, and that it's not like I like her or anything. I would also stutter and blush while saying so, my hands would shake as I reach out for her cake, and I'd probably mumble about how delicious it is.

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>>5337305

You're a good man.

>> No.5337327

Holy shit are those FUCKING PANCAKES?!

Those look delicous! And seriously...
Mokou would be the kind of person who'd plant a maple tree, and wait 800 years for the tree to grow to an adult and extract the maple syrup from, just so you could have fresh, real maple syrup with you pancakes in the morning.
Tell me that isn't love.
I'm taking those pancakes. And then I'm going to make sweet love to Mokou.

>> No.5337329

Mokou, Pancakes are the fucking shit.

>> No.5337335

>>5337282
Long haired Yuuka is so good ;_;

I like short-haired too, I am just glad that both can be canon.

>> No.5337342

>>5337327
>>5337329
Ew. I hate pancakes

>> No.5337347

Alice's one looks like the best. Other are: Unknown shit, censored shit, too sweet, plain and ilusion.

>> No.5337348

Marisa's looks delicious... But I wouldn't want to harm my relationship with Yukari. She's just too powerful

>> No.5337355

You guys are heartless. Kaguya went and learned how to make a cake just for you.

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>>5337342

>> No.5337367

I'd totally eat Mokou's pancakes

>> No.5337370

>>5335576
Why does this image always get 250+ replies? Note to artist, if you want your image to get discussed, add gimmicks that mess with our ronery minds.

>> No.5337371

>>5337355
Didn't Eirin make it? Hence the pills.
Translation on Danbooru, as well.

>> No.5337372

>>5337355
We all know that Kaguya told a servant to do it for her.

>> No.5337383

THE BOX! THE BOX!

>> No.5337430

>>5337371
>>5337372
Oh.
Well, then she wanted you to have the best cake possible, and she didn't know how to make one, so...
Fuck it. Don't be mean to Kaguya.

>> No.5337440

>>5337084

Those pills would turn you into a little girl so she and Eirin can rape you.

>> No.5337449

>>5337440
Goddamn, now I'm interested.

>> No.5337451

>>5337440
I'm sold.

I'll take Kaguya's then.

>> No.5337454

There is semen on Yukari's cake...

>> No.5337464

So wait...does this mean I get Youmu instead of a cake?

If so, I'm very taking Yuyuko.

>> No.5337471

>>5337464

Youmu is delicious cake

>> No.5337475

>>5337440
I'll take that then.

>> No.5337487

Mokou is the only choice for me. Hell yes.

>> No.5337500

>>5337449
>>5337451
>>5337475
I think /jp/ wants to be the little girl.

>> No.5337533

>>5337500
I'm only interested (I'm >>5337449).
Futa is a large fetish of mine and I assume this is how they would "rape" me. Otherwise I'd probably pick Reisen.

>> No.5337549

>>5337533
Are you saying that you want Toohoos to grow dicks and jam them up your ass? That's gross and gay and me too.

>> No.5337553

>>5337533

you want to have dicks in you?

BSDM Kaguya would be much hotter.

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>>5337553
>Kaguya will never whip you while Eirin throws salt into your wounds

>> No.5337591

>>5337464
Very much this.

>> No.5337597

>>5337553
BDSM isn't really my kind of thing.
I don't really know how to describe my kind of thing. Though Ririko from SnK is a near-perfect example.

>> No.5337609

I for one would give Yuyuko a loving pat on the head and tell her I believe her when she said the cake disappeared, whether she actually did eat the cake or not

and then I would tenderly love her

>> No.5337615

>>5337609

Ghost blowjob woooooo

>> No.5337626

>>5337583
that just sounds plain painful if you ask me

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>>5337615

>> No.5337693 [SPOILER] 
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>>5337629
>You will never know what it's like to recieve a blowjob from a ghost

>> No.5337701

>>5337693
I really fail to see what's so ghostly about Yuyuko.

>> No.5337727

>>5337701
well you see YUYUKO IS DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD

>> No.5337729

>>5337701
She died. Came back in ghost form.

Thats about all we know.

>> No.5337772

>>5337729
Except her ghost form is just like, a regular woman. Well, regular for Touhou.

>> No.5337790

only if Tewi's cake is frosted with her anus.

>> No.5337800

>>5337790
WHO IN HIS RIGHT MIND

>> No.5337808

>>5337790
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

>> No.5337861
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5337861

Mokou.

Sometime during the night i'd cut her liver/heart out and eat it, and become immortal.

And to keep her from hating me, tell her its so we can be together forever now.

If not, I suppose Yuyuko/Youmu.. Two for one, and i'll get to be a lazy glutton ghost after I died? Yeah that works for me.

>> No.5337885

>>5337861

how do you cut someone's organs out without them noticing?

>> No.5337898

Mokou pan/hotcakes

Oh god they look good.

>> No.5337902

>>5337885
Anaesthetic, maybe.

>> No.5337920

Probably Kaguya or Alice.

>> No.5337943

>>5337861
Just have to be really fast about it while she's asleep.

Although if you're patient you could guilt her into letting you cut her open.

>> No.5337973

WHAT IF THE MAPLE SYRUP ON BROKOU'S PANCAKES IS HOURAI ELIXIR

>> No.5337978

>>5337902

do they work on immortals?

>> No.5337987

>>5337973
imokeywiththis.tga

>> No.5337992

All of them

except Flandre and Tewi

>> No.5338632
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5338632

Didn't you like the cake I made? I worked really hard to put all of my love in it just for you...

>> No.5338638

>>5338632
>love
>put into the cake
Depends on what kind of love you're talking about.

>> No.5338639

>>5338632

As much as I like delicious cakes, I don't like them nearly enough to commit cannibalism.

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>>5338638
Well I didn't know what Sakuya meant by "putting love into it" so I thought of hearts and.....

>> No.5338714

Tewi
I'm curious as to what's inside the box
It's probably vomit

>> No.5338739

>>5338676
>Flan accidently kills Santa
>Meiling decides to save Christmas by taking Santa's clothes and continuing his duties
>Hilarity ensues

>> No.5338751

>>5338739
Im pretty sure I remember a doujin that did something similar to this.

>> No.5338758

>>5338751
Really? Honestly I just made that up on the spot

>> No.5338780

Reisen was the only one considerate enough to make a serving for me as well. But then again, Tewibako.

>> No.5338791

Alice, so she can teach me magic

>> No.5338847

Let's see... Pancakes, tarts, cakes...
Kaguya! What is that? ... I love you.

>> No.5338863

Kaguya

>> No.5338878

Oh I'll still take Yuyuko's cake, even if she ate it.

Gimme dah chocolate!

>> No.5338889

Mokou: Safe, Just don't burn yourself on the hotcakes.
Alice: Mostly safe, Probably fine, but there may be strings attached.
Yukari: Questionable, the shriveled flower buds on the plate are a bad sign.
Flandre: Dangerous, Probably human in origin, may be fatal to consume.
Kaguya: Deadly, Filled with pills that will do god knows what, most likely horrible death.
Remilia: Questionable, Filled with human blood. Might not kill you, but you might get a disease.
Reisen: Deadly, you're in her lunatic trance now.
Marisa: Dangerous, filled with danmaku stars and bullets.
Tewi: Dangeous/Deadly, Either a mean spirited prank or something worse.
Yuyuko: A half-ghost is fine too.

Moonbitches are scary.

>> No.5338909

>>5338889
>but there may be strings attached.
Oh wow.

>> No.5338920

I would have Mokou's.

>> No.5338933

Pancakes? Seriously, Mokou? How lame can you be?

>> No.5339041

>>5338933
U mad?

>> No.5339051

>>5338933
Pancakes are the best cakes.

>> No.5339052

>>5338889
>strings attached
Jesus fucking christ, that's the most horrible pun I have ever heard in my entire life

>> No.5339289

>>5335576
The fuck does Tewi have, a box full of grape jam?

I'd be okay with that.

>> No.5340720

>>5338933
what better way to eat any kind of cake but in the morning. that's all a pancake is, a flat cake you eat in the morning. but you decide the toppings (I like blueberries and whipped cream on mine)

>> No.5340757

>>5340720
That's right...
For MORNING.
This shit is dessert foods.
Who the fuck wants boring pancakes for dessert?

Mokou needs to get her shit together.

>> No.5340824

>>5340757
are you saying pancakes aren't just as awesome as a desert? come on man. if you wanted, you could decorate your pancakes more extravagantly than any cake. and I find they taste better too, with fruit, honey, and Whipped cream.

this all being said I would take Mokou's, and since I always have room for desert, I also take Alice's, and Marisa's. I would take Yuyuko's but Yukari stole it.

>> No.5340891
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5340891

This is how Flan made the cake for you, anon.

>> No.5340908

>>5340891
I changed my mind, I'd prefer Flan's cake.

>> No.5340934

>>5340824
I do not see Mokou holding an extravagant pancake dessert. I see Mokou holding in her hands your run of the mill breakfast pancake with nothing more than Syrup and butter. Boring boring is boring

Shit's probably burnt to hell on the bottom too.

>> No.5340968

Alice of course. No doubts whatsoever.

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>>5340934
How could you?
She may not be the best cook, but she worked her ass off on those pancakes she made out of love.
Now you've made Mokou cry. You're a horrible human being.

>> No.5340974

>>5340891
Well technically it's full of protein and whatnot, So i guess it's healthy, will the brave man who accepts such a cake tell me what its like.

>> No.5340994

>>5340891
Forget Teruyo. Cum Cake is the best cake.

>> No.5341012

>>5335576
Whatever it is Yukari's serving. She probably got it from some high class French restaurant or something.

>> No.5341015

>>5335687
Flandre says something about playing and "instead of my big sister"
Yukari says that of course she has made the cake herself, but used some cherry blossoms from Yuyuko's place.
Can't make sense of the few visible bits of what Tewi says.

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5341021

What could go wrong?

>> No.5341029

>>5341021
Exactly like what I ordered

>> No.5341032

>>5340934
Dude, I'll be frank. The only woman I've ever met who can actually cook good pancakes is my mom. I'm the only guy I know that can cook good pancakes. When I ever get to see a girl hold out beautiful, perfectly crafted, art forms of a breakfast pancake (my favorite meal of the day is breakfast, though I can still cook a banging dinner), I'll know that she's a keeper. If I saw that Mokou, I'd take her pancakes in one hand, her chin in the other and I'd take her lips right there and ask her to live with me so we could make pancakes together every morning at sunrise. Then I'd lick the syrup and kiss her again, so we could trade that sweet nectar.

That's right man. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Pancakes might not mean much to you, but they mean a hell of a lot to me man.

>> No.5341042

Is Youmu Yuyuko's offering? If so, I want to eat that the most.

>> No.5341059

Mokou's pancakes, I'm not really a man for sweets. Or what Tewi has in store or whatever the hell Flandre destroyed.

Yuyuko eating her dish is pretty HHHHNNNNGG- worthy. And what Yukari has looks good too.

>> No.5341074

>>5341032
You're my bro dude. If I wa gay you'd be my kind of man.
But since I'm not, I'll go for Mokou's pancakes too.

>> No.5341078

>>5340934
And plain run of the mill Pancakes are still awesome. you know how hard it is to make GOOD pancakes with just a frying pan? it's fucking hard as hell. what she's hold look like the pancakes I make on a flat top grill. they look fucking delicious.
>>5341032
also this

>> No.5341086

>>5341032
I'll be frank, here is what I heard.
>I like to eat boring shit from boring people.

But to each his own I guess.

>> No.5341096

>>5341042
looking at it that way, me too.

>> No.5341098

>>5341059
here's a hint. Yukari has Sakura leaves on her dish. Yuyuko says the cake disappeared. look at Yukari's personality. you do the math.

>> No.5341101

>>5341086
Alright, what cake would you eat so I can rip on it?

>> No.5341120

>>5341086

Okay okay, that's enough you raging faggot. Go die from diabetes from your high sugar content average cake.

>> No.5341124

>>5341096
You'd still be choosing between cake and cake.

>> No.5341129

>>5341101
Delicious Youmu

>> No.5341130

>>5341086
You can't enjoy the simpler things in life. The key to being a good domestic cook isn't just skill. You can make extremely fancy, extremely tasty meals, but if you do it every day, it's boring, no matter how fantastic or complex they are. The key is variety and making the simpler things good, and using them as the mainstay of your cuisine. Use the more stunning pieces to spice it up every now and then.

>> No.5341134

>>5341042
It is delicious Youmu, you must eat it.

>> No.5341141

Yukari.. Since I'm going to be harming my relationships with the others, its best to pick the one I least want to piss of and at least attempt to increase my likelihood for survival.

>> No.5341152

>>5341130
It's a breakfast pancake.
Get over it.

>> No.5341160

Definitely Mokou. It might ruin my relationship with Reisen and Kaguya, but I'm sure we can all learn to get along. Mokou will protect me!

>> No.5341162

>>5341130
Culinary school or first job at a restaurant? first job was at a restaurant for me.

>> No.5341170

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Reisen is using the eyes on me! She's using her insanity to make me think it's a delicious cake!

>> No.5341178

GUESS WHATS FOR BREAAAKFAST

PAANCAAAAAKES

>> No.5341188

>>5341178
That would be awesome, to wake up to saturday pancakes again. my breakfast usually consists of egg and/or rice.

>> No.5341208

>>5341178
EAT YOUR PEAS!
EAT IT!

>> No.5341223

I'd take Remi's. I'm a sucker for her, what can I say? XD Plus I love tea..

>> No.5341237

>>5335576
I'd eat Mokou's pancakes. Plus she's a bro.

>> No.5341244

>>5341208
eat your pea, professor

>> No.5341250

>>5341086

you're mad because you never had a good pancake in your life.
I feel sorry for you

>> No.5341263

>>5341162
What a coincidence. First job was at a restaurant. Helped me to learn about how to cook western food, learned some asian food when I was younger from my mother, and taught myself because it was fun. It's helped me so far in college. I'm no good with approaching girls, since I can't think of anything to say, but let me tell you, they'll think of the things to say for you if you start cooking all the time in the dorm kitchen. There will often be somebody watching and talking to you after you do it regularly for a while, especially if your dorm has a relatively big kitchen. It's fun to let people taste test it too. And fried rice, despite being the easiest asian thing to cook, really impresses people, since they all think it's hard.

>> No.5341270

PANCAKES!!!

>> No.5341274

Pancakes suck. Waffles are better. I'd eat pancakes if somebody cooked them for me though, I'm not a jerk or anything.

>> No.5341305

>>5341244

That was an amazing episode of the PPGs.

>> No.5341317

>>5341250
Try again.

It's just that Mokou has the least interesting option up there. Only Flan, Kaguya, and Tewi have worse offers and that's only because theirs are supposed to suck.
Even Reisen's would be awesome if it was real.

But, as I said: To each his own.
Some people want good desserts others want breakfast pancakes.

>> No.5341323

>>5341317
I'd eat Kaguya's. Mystery pills ftw

>> No.5341397

>>5341263
same, and agreed on the fried rice. easiest thing to make other than fried noodles. just precook the meat/chicken, throw all ingredients into a pot, bring water to a boil, add rice and simmer for 15-20 minutes. Easiest fucking meal, and it's delicious.

>> No.5341435

>>5341263
>And fried rice, despite being the easiest asian thing to cook, really impresses people, since they all think it's hard.
I can't even fucking cook it. I can't get the egg to coat the rice perfectly and the oil just makes the rice fucking sticky.

>> No.5341502

i see what you did there reisen

>> No.5341548

>>5341435
Well fried rice is essentially the dish asians cook to use up all the leftovers from a typical asian meal. It's supposed to be simple and easy to do. If something is giving you a hard time, try something different and see if it works. Making fried rice too complicated makes it frustrating. Make it as basic as you can first, and then try adding new things and trying new ways of cooking it as you get better at it. Trial and error, and eventually, you'll have a good recipe down. There are also many different ways to cook fried rice, and the results are extremely diverse and can taste wildly different depending on ingredients and how you cook it. So try different methods, and play around and have fun. It's a grand experiment to find the fight combination for a good dish!

>> No.5341702

>>5341548
But... I like having golden fried rice that isn't sticky. Fucking crap won't cook well.

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5341780

Why so much hate on pancakes?
Never got them as a child?
You poor thing... Let me make some..

>> No.5343122 [DELETED] 

The people saying that pancakes are "boring" and whatnot should try visiting a pancake house sometime.
But... Mokou's pancake looks like it would just be typical home-made pancake and the syrup, is off to one side...
Hmm... If it were apricot syrup, rather than typical maple, I would want it.I'd accept it any way.
AND SCREW YOU OP. MY LIFE COULD DEPEND ON NOT PISSING OFF TOUHOU. I'd FIND a way to accept them all.

>> No.5343135

The people saying that pancakes are "boring" and whatnot should try visiting a pancake house sometime.
But... Mokou's pancake looks like it would just be typical home-made pancake and the syrup, is off to one side...
Hmm... If it were apricot syrup, rather than typical maple, I would want it.
But.. if it were maple...
Hmm.. Well, I'd have to accept it any way.

And screw your rules OP. My life could depend on not pissing off touhou. I'd FIND a way to accept them all.

>> No.5343153

Mokou. You can trust a bro. Others are bitches.

>> No.5343476

Mokou: PANKAKES
Alice: diabeetus
Yukari: stole it from yuyuko
Flandre: china made it
Kaguya: hmmm are those pills ecstasy or hallucinogens
Remilia: sakuya made it
Reisen: shits fake no cake no prize
Marisa: DIABEETUS
Tewi: mystery box
Yuyuko: no cake no prize
so either pankakez, drugs or the mystery box
uhhhhhhhh... PANKAKEZ

>> No.5343491

>>5343476

I'd take Reisen's fake cake because it comes with a free Reisen.

>> No.5343547

>>5343476
the hell kinda retard chooses pancakes over X

>> No.5343734

Mokou, reason is oblivous.

>> No.5344279

What is Tewi up to?

>> No.5344335

>>5344279
Her dick in a box

>> No.5344937

>>5344335
sold

>> No.5344939

>>5338638
If you ask me, that sounds awesome either way.

>> No.5345018

The cake is a lie, like Reisen.
Pancakes aren't really cakes, so they aren't really a lie.
I'll take Mokou's.

>> No.5345170

Where's Reimu's cake?

>> No.5345247

I'll go with Yuyuko, but I'm not eating Youmu, I'm keeping her. I could have a lot of fun with a ghost servant, and hopefully Yuyuko can smooth things over with Yukari.

>> No.5345276

>>5345170
All she had to work with was tea and grass.

>> No.5345315

>>5335682 I'd really like to know what those pills do.

That's what she said.

>> No.5345660

no momiji ? well i'm disapointed

>> No.5345904

why there's cum all over yukari's cake?

>> No.5345948

>>5345660
She accidentally her cake and died.

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>>5345660
Momiji is a very busy person.
Theres a note on the fridge with a heart on it, saying your cake is inside. She'll be back at 8:00, "Sorry for being late again, we'll do something special tomorrow?"

>> No.5346120

>>5346109
That's actually probably the cutest out of all of them.

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5347488

>>5343476

>> No.5347504

>>5346109

>something special

What kind of special?

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5347524

>You may only accept one

WHY DO YOU DO THIS?! Always exploiting my indecisiveness and the fact that I don't like hurting people's feelings?

Can't I just accept them all and compliment them all?

>> No.5347533

Mokou's, Reisen's or Marisa's... although Marisa's is probably stolen.

Mokou's is probably burnt, so Reisen i guess.

>> No.5347538 [DELETED] 

>>5335573
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>> No.5347558

"I'd love to have the desert you (Sakuya) made for me, Remilia!"

>> No.5347594

>>5335576

You take Reisen's fake cake and start to eat it...then it disappears and she giggles like a schoolgirl at your confusion. Then she gives you real cake.

>> No.5347633

>>5347533
>he still thinks reisen's cake is real

>> No.5348078

>>5335576
I look at all the cakes, and the one i want the most its Yukari's one... but she stole it from Yuyuko. Good news for me because i want Yuyuko and i know where and what appens to the cake... and wait, i got Youmu too! Sold, 2 for 1 and i will also have that famous ghost blowjob... NICE!

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5348451

i pick... cirnos

>> No.5348477

Mokou pancakes of course

>> No.5348601

>>5348451
I wonder what Cirno's gift would be.
3 cups sugar 5 cups egg 1 cup milk half a bag of flour something she's pretty sure is called butter...

Wait, can Cirno go near ovens?

>> No.5348611

>>5348601
She could just make some kind of frozen dessert.

>> No.5348834

>>5348611
Frozen Frog dessert

Yeah.... NEXT!!!

>> No.5348848

Yukari.

I love her.

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>> No.5348903

Doomed question. If you don't take Flandre's, she'll kill you. If you eat her candy, it'll kill you.

>> No.5348913

>>5348903
oh... thats just candy i thought she took a shit on a plate or put a human heart on the plate

>> No.5348959

>>5341098

>Yukari
>Math
I see what you did there.

>> No.5349016

Holy shit Marisa's looks AWESOME

>> No.5349017

Since I'm a glutton. I'll take all of them. and Inform Yuyuko that Yukari stole her cake. (and try not to barf from eating Flandre's) I'd take Kaguya's last, since I would probably be slipping into a Diabetic coma anyways so whats a few drugs.

>> No.5349022

>>5338632
Get back in the basement you deranged urchin.

>> No.5349056

>>5341021

everything.

Yuka should've been disowned with the rest of the PC98 characters.

>> No.5349069

>>5345904
What do you mean? There's come in all of their treats except Reisen's and including Yuyuko's.

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