/jp/ - Otaku Culture

And to add: Do Japanese cosplayers have the same reputation?

Yes they are easy diseased whores

I heard about this. never found out if it was true.

I wanted to go to a Con as a shirtless anime character just to show off my ripped physique, and have all the con-sluts jumping on my dick.

But then /jp/ demanded that I cosplay as Arcueid in real life. So that destroyed my epic plan.

Japanese cosplayers are the worst, they fight over each other in real life and on the Internet through their shitty blogs. They're all touched by daddy at six nut cases.

the other day /cgl/ had a thread in where chicks admitted to literally prostituting themselves to buy stuff for their cosplaying habits

>>5337080

Yeah I saw that, but it was lolita stuff than the cosplayers I think. There's a division between the two.

>Are cosplayers really as 'slutty' as the trolls make out?
Few years ago I went to a con, and yeah. Some of the cosplayers did dress sluttily, but most of them didn't. Hell, there was one nice Shmion that I talked with.

>>5337080
>chicks
>on 4chan

>>5337080
How come there isn't a brothel that offers cosplay RP sex? It would make millions, I tell you.

>>5337075

Forgot to mention that I can already go to places where there's scantily clad whores.

They're called clubs. And lounges. As you can understand, I'm in no particular hurry to go and surround myself with MORE sluts.

All women are whores, cosplayers or not.

The raves are well known for the amount of alcohol and drugs people do there. In many ways they're actually like real raves but admittedly a bit more tame. It's actually quite horrifying because you think all these girls are just shy, meek nerd types but when you see them at the rave they're absolute cockwhores. Depressing too. That was when I knew I'd always be alone.

>>5337080
oh wow, was it archived or anything?

>>5337101

In my experience, geeky girls are sluttier than ordinary girls. Assuming both are the 'reserved' type of course.

/jp/ will probably disagree with me, but it's all anecdotal anyhow.

>>5337100

> I'm in no particular hurry to go and surround myself with MORE sluts.

And yet here you are, on /jp/,

>>5337101
Everyone on /jp/ takes a black-and-white view.

>>5337062
>Are cosplayers really as 'slutty' as the trolls make out?

Haha, yes. Just take any half-attractive cosplayer and you'll find that she either once prostituted herself, posted nudes on the internet, had sex with some stranger at a convention, was raped and didn't call the police, or worn a Yoko costume.

This may make some of you rage but I know loads of girls who have cheated on their boyfriends at cons too.

>>5337087
At the same time there was a thread about gangbangs at cons (one girl, multiple guys) and how many of them had done anal (which quickly devolved into a slut thread).

>>5337075

>my ripped physique

Let's see it then, Arc.

>>5337115
I only saw part of that, how many of them admitted to doing gangbangs or anal?

>>5337107
>>5337102

Nerdy girls are full-out nymphomaniacs when they stop bottling up their thirst for cum and hunger for cocks.
After all, women have a much higher sex-drive than men. True facts.

>>>/cgl/3082157

>>5337123

Patience! I will show pictures of myself soon enough on /jp/. In STEREO.

>>5337114

I got a question, though.

Why would Otaku decry Clubs for having scantily-clad skanks sucking cocks everywhere, and then go to a Anime Convention where EXACTLY THE SAME THING HAPPENS?

I mean, shit, you could just go to a club.

I'm burnt out on the whole club scene, so you can understand why I have very little motivation to go to a Con.

>>5337107
this is true
at least normal girls stay with one boyfriend
well we already had this conversation though
>>5337104
no, sadly

>>5337127
A lot of them admitted to doing gangbangs (for money and some for fun), strangely enough less admitted to doing anal.

I wish I was a nerdy chick so I could make easy money by letting dudes gangbang me ;_;

>>5337139

Because hypocrisy. It's very common these days and will only be getting worse as people believe they are "entitled to their opinion".

Are trolls really as 'trolly' as the trolls make out?

I wouldn't know as I've never been to an imageboard and I'm curious about the dynamic, it doesn't really seem like the breeding ground for faggotry. Though I've heard they have raves there.

I wish men weren't stupid enough to actually pay these whores for sexual services.

Rape them, or whatever, but don't support their slutty lifestyles.

>>5337160

a troll once called me a niggerfaggot on the Inter Nets.

If you absolutely had to make this abomination of a thread you could have at least did it in /cgl/.

>>5337162

The average Otaku is too out-of-shape to pin a woman down.

More reasons to get ripped.

>>5337166
They already have a slut thread. /a/ did too earlier.

Is being frustrated as 'frustaty' as the trolls make out?

I wouldn't know as I've never been to a mental hospital and I'm curious about the dynamic, it doesn't really seem like the breeding ground for frustration. Though I've heard they have raves there.

>>5337182

They do man. I've been there. Raves at a mental hospital are the hardest of the hardcore.

As it turns out, in my experience this doesn't particularly apply to Touhou cosplayers. Plenty of them seem leery of men in general (I attribute this to rampant Brohou cosplay), plenty more are too naive to consider it, and the rest act more like actual friends/drinking buddies than someone that wants your cock.

Can't say anything about any other demographic, though.

>>5337139
It's just that going to a con is seemingly less sluttified to them as opposed to just directly going to a club. It's an in-denial thing a lot of people have and believe they are special snow-flakes because they do things differently or discreetly (but still the same shit in the end). Typically, as much as /jp/ might say otherwise, people don't think "Oh she's going to a con, she's totally going to get fucked tonight!" as much as they do for clubs.

>>5337193

>rave
>mental hospital

Shit yeah! I'll bring the glowsticks, the MDMA, and the straitjackets.

>>5337174
Damn Arc, when did you become so manly?

>>5337174

Some of us are out of shape because we want to be the one being pinned down. Did you consider that?

>>5337211

Well, I respect your lifestyle choice, and the decisions that you have made in life.

>>5337219

Thank you. Now please hurry with the pictures so I can imagine you pinning me down.

>>5337200
When I first really began to notice Arc, he was talking about shampooing and taking care of his hair and shit like that. I thought he was a girl because the thread went on forever and it was all him just talking about bathing. Nowadays all I can think of when it comes to him is a negro with a manly physique with a huge shlong that's ready to tear apart every pussy he sees at a con.

They want to be seen, that's all there is to it. There's no other reason a woman would ever cosplay a character dressed so shamelessly. Obviously they like the character, but to visit a public place with your breasts or ass almost bare is just a silent scream of a terrible need of attention.

I don't judge them, though. If they want to be that way, let them. And in any case, not every cosplayer cosplays sluts.

>>5337237

Look at your keyboard. Now back at the thread. Now back at the keyboard. Now back at the thread.

Arc is now DIAMONDS.

>>5337162
You're just jealous you can't do the same. Admit it.

>Are cosplayers really as 'slutty' as the trolls make out?

Some are, I'm not. Still a virgin.

Some cosplayers are ultra whores. Most aren't.

>>5337146
>A lot of them admitted to doing gangbangs

So how exactly do shy quiet girls who just enjoy watching anime and playing visual novels turn into rampant sluts who do gangbangs?

Something must trigger it, right?

>>5337230

I thought /jp/ highly disapproved of interracial relationships?

>>5337254
It's called estrogen.

Haha, this thread reminded me of Ellie Idol. About three cosplayers have gone into porn, she's the most famous. That should tell you everything you need to know about them as far as I'm concerned.

>>5337248
see
>>5337247

You'd be a slut in a heartbeat if you had the proactive nature and body.

>>5337254
They get spoken for by 'femanons'.

This is the equivalent of asking a neckbeard what he wishes girls would do with him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAVnai_crLc

>>5337261

Maybe /jp/ does, but I don't.

>>5337254

shy quiet girls don't go out into public to cosplay slutty girls

>>5337237

>Nowadays all I can think of when it comes to him is a negro with a manly physique with a huge shlong that's ready to tear apart every pussy he sees at a con.

With long hair.

That's usually braided.

You can imagine the hilarity and lolz that will ensue when complete my IRL Arcueid costume.

And I will be vlogging while wearing that particular attire, just as /jp/ requested.

>>5337272
>Implying femanons aren't sluts too

>>5337280
You should not exist.

>>5337281
My implication was that femanons were male.

Men can't be sluts.

>>5337254
Those type of girls are just sluts who has never found a chance to be sluts, that's all. All it takes is some convincing and peer pressure to make these type of girls give in and just slut out, it helps if the guy doing it isn't intimidating but still good looking and able to make her feel like fun. A con is basically just a warm-up leading to sex at the end for a lot of people, and those "innocent shy girls" are nothing but walking targets to the horny sharks known as man. and in fact, shy girls are probably sluttier since they're more curiously driven and attention starved.

>>5337284

I know, right?

>>5337299

I've found weeaboo girls are sluttier because of that plus their exposure to doujins and stuff like that.

Why is a thread about cosplayers in here? There is a specific board for that you know?

>>5337314
>nail
>head

>>5337262

Testosterone, actually. It's testosterone that controls the sex drive.

>>5337357

>It's like people who talk about videogames on /v/.

Fixed for accuracy.

>>5337317
But that board is terrible.

It's like how people talk about video games on /tg/.

>>5337362
>But that board is terrible.
And this thread is terrible. Guess they'd go together pretty well, huh?

Seriously, just go ask /cgl/. They will regale you with tales about cosplayers having orgies at cons and all the drama surrounding it.

As a matter of fact, let me click on that board. Yep, "slutty cosplay moments" thread right there on front page.

All cosplayers are sluts. I am a femanon. No matter how much of a weeaboo I am, I would never go out and cosplay, or rather, throw myself at bunch of sex-driven freaks at a con or anybody for that matter. Hell, if I ever had the audacity to go to one in the first place, I would buy my shit and leave.
And no, not attention whoring, just offering a different viewpoint.

I am a scrawny, pale, meek guy, and I'm considering scrapping what little dignity I have left and going to a con all doped up on Soma and Tramadol.

>>5337325
Oh my god that's fucking awful. 80 guys? I can't fathom someone having sex with that many people. That's insane.

>>5337465
That's a lot of slutty men!

>>5337325
d/d free is CraigsList terminology, right?

>>5337491

Men can't be sluts.

>>5337501
Fuck off normalfag.

>>5337501

They can be whores, though.

>>5337505
>>5337508
Not normalfag, a virgin actually. And no, men can't be sluts. Men have to work to get sex.

Fucking reported.

>>5337519
So they are in fact sluts.

>>5337501
Yes they can. What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.

>>5337534
Femanon.

>>5337539
No I am in fact a virginal neckbeard.

>>5337519

Good-looking, charismatic men do not. They can and often do get sex whenever they want.

>>5337519
Yeah, being born into a rich family or having a massive dick is totally related to the amount of work you do.

Get out normalfag.

>>5337519
The work they have to do is extremely minimal, barely above what a woman has to do to get sex. And why would having to work for sex not make them sluts?

>>5337547
>>5337551
>>5337552

I'm detecting a large female presence towards the tail end of this thread.

Femanons have regrouped.

>>5337572

Actually, virgin male here. Not neckbeard.

>>5337572
I am a neckbeard, but are you implying that most men aren't as bad as the women? Because, how else does one girl get 80 guys?

>>5337572
I'm a virgin male, I'm just not a normalfag who thinks getting laid is some great achievement.

>>5337578
>>5337595
I know you are girls.

>>5337608
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Is athens posting as Anonymous again?

Everyone who posted in this thread, get out of /jp/, all of you. Go jack off on each other in /r9k/ or something.

>>5337519
>Men have to work to get sex.
Wrong.

>>5337608
Femanon here.

I laugh at your tiny penis.

I don't think whore status is confined to just one gender.

That said, I do believe there is a much higher percentage of female harlots.

>>5337617
That goes for you too, brainiac.

>>5337616
Yes.

>>5337631

I suppose we're staying in /jp/, then.

>>5337623
lol i knew you were a girl

anyway, how can a guy be a slut when a guy becomes more attractive the more women he sleeps with?

with women it's the other way around

>men don't have to work as hard as women to get sex
what the fuck am i reading /jp/

>>5337616
Looks like he's in the /cgl/ thread so I'm sure he's here too.

>>5337635
I still laugh at your tiny penis, athens.

>>5337645
>Implying I'm Athens

>>5337635
Because all the /jp/ browsers are puritans. If they have sex, they're having fun, and if they're having fun they're to be ostracized.

I can't tell if /jp/ is composed of unexpectedly conservative moralfags or just hosts a minority of really bitter individuals who are frustrated that they aren't getting sex. I suspect it's more the former. Either way I don't see why you can't just ignore these threads. Are you raging that hard, guys? What's up? Just athens and his cultists samefagging a bunch or what?

>>5337631
>everyone who posted
>past tense

>>5337651
Regardless of whether you are athens or not, you are a misogynist neckbeard and I will therefore laugh at your tiny penis.

>>5337654
Why do femanons think that everyone who disapproves of their sluttery is Athens anyway?

>>5337657
HE MAD

>>5337661
Whatever helps them sleep at night.

>>5337380
>>All cosplayers are sluts. I am a femanon. No matter how much of a weeaboo I am, I would never go out and cosplay

I think cosplay is fine if someone does it for non-attention whore reasons. Unfortunately this is quite rare.

Good cosplayers do exist though; I've seen them sitting or walking by themselves in their awesome costumes of obscure characters. I always let them know how awesome they are when I actually see them.

I am athens!

>>5337651
>>5337662
Go back to /v/ please.

>>5337661
Making a lot of assumptions there bro.

>>5337655
As if your opinion matters anyway.

>>5337661
Because we use athens as a shorthand insult for tiresome moralfaggotry.

>>5337679
http://www.canadiancrc.com/Newspaper_Articles/Globe_and_Mail_Moms_Little_secret_14DEC02.aspx

do you like being cuckolded?

>>5337679

Moralfaggotry is not an insult towards people who don't like slutty chicks, it's an insult towards people who hold simplistically binary moral codes.

You're all really pathetic. You're making fun of yourselves more than anything.

>>5337174

Just be fat and strong. Then again if he black then the girl wont complain.

>>5337683

What the hell is the little male symbol doing? It looks like he's doing some kind of funky dance.

Anyway, what about gay men?

>>5337254
>So how exactly do shy quiet girls who just enjoy watching anime and playing visual novels turn into rampant sluts who do gangbangs?

Imagine you're a quiet guy who just enjoys watching anime and playing visual novels.

Now you are suddenly placed in a building full of virgin females that want your cock.

>>5337689
1/3? So the other 2/3 are not?

>>5337683
Lots of slutty men AND women in that picture.

>>5337700
Slutty and buttmad /cgl/ nerd detected.

Go cosplay some K-ON or Saber from Fate/stay night.

>>5337714
Do you really want to add another layer atop this tower of bullshit?

>>5337715
Now if you could imagine the impossible

/cgl/ is officially butthurt

I've heard reports there are many angry femanons in this thread.

>>5337742

>>5337715
...well shit.

I guess I can't really blame them. Even though they are fucking outrageous sluts.

>>5337742
Your tiny penis is intriguing me.

>>5337747
>>5337744

the hell is this shit

>>5337715
I would honestly assume it was some sort of trap.

>>5337715
All I can Imagine is genital ulcers

>>5337709

Most cosplayers would love to have a guy like that with them at a con to protect the from the creepers that stalk them.

Would you really want to mess with a chick that has mark Henry as her BF?

>>5337714

>funky dance

He is unable to hook up with women, because his dance moves are so lame.

He needs to leave the '70's behind.

>>5337715
I'd get the fuck out of there and anyone who wouldn't has something wrong with them

>>5337742
Sup athens, femanons are severely anal pained about being called sluts for sleeping around at cons.

>>5337715
And all of them are yaoi fan girls

>>5337779
If deflowering virgins is wrong I don't want to be Wright.

>>5337794
Actually, it's neckbeards who think people with black-and-white views, or are hypocrites are stupid.
>All girls are sluts
>Men who sleep with lots of women are not sluts

>>5337715
>virgin females

>>5337812
How many men have you slept with?

>>5337812
>women can be sluts:
>abstaining from something you can do at any time which degrades you is enriching
>men can't be sluts:
>partaking in something which takes time, effort, and a lot of money is morally neutral

Not seeing what's wrong here.

>>5337826
Greater than 10. How does that make you feel?

>>5337816
Reported for image reaction on /jp/

>>5337831
You just said that sex was a bad thing. And when men do it, why are they immune? Your logic is total crap.

>>5337757
Never change femanons... never change...

>>5337839
fucking slut

>>5337742
This is /jp/, there aren't any "femanons" here. We were just arguing with some normalfags who think guys who sleep around are commendable.

>>5337812
Why don't people like NEETS?

>>5337863
You don't have to think they're commendable, but at the least you should recognize it takes more effort than girls do to have sex, thus the reason for the so called 'double standard'. You're just playing into the feminists hands otherwise.

>>5337847
Sex is degrading for women because all they have to do is spread their legs, as you well know. For men this is mitigated by the fact that they have to make great sacrifices in order to have sex.

Stupid female bitches:

You know why men are the best? We can fuck all we want, and our bodies don't change one bit. But when you female shitheads start fucking a bunch, your ugly fucking vaginas turn into giant, foul smelling caverns that are incredibly disgusting.

You women fail at everything.

>>5337875
That makes no sense. The fact that something amoral is hard to do, does not excuse people when they decide to do it anyway.

>>5337865
I don't hate people because they're NEETs. Only when they, I repeat, have black-and-white views on everything.

Women can walk up to most any men, ask for sex and receive it.

Men at least have to court women.

This is why men can't be sluts.

>>5337888
It probably doesn't make sense to you because you don't know the difference between something being easy and something being difficult. Whether you are actually female, or you are a whiteknighting NEET.

>>5337894
And yet lots of men will happily give it to them. Once again, if you argue sex is amoral, then you have to accept that applies to men and women.

>>5337908
Refute my point, or fuck off.

>>5337923
Sexually active femanon.... da da da da da.... sexually active femanon.... da da da da da.....

You people are idiots please stay in /a/

>>5337923
I'll refute a point when you give me one. 'HURRR I DON'T GET IT' is not a point.

>>5337869
It really doesn't take that much more effort though, and something taking effort doesn't mean it isn't wrong.

Fucking feminism....

I don't even like fucking girls --i much prefer masturbation. However, when I meet a super conceited cunt at a party or some shit, I always seduce and fuck her vapid brains out..

Why?

Because I love to destroy her wretched pussy with my dick. I love that feeling of stretching out her vagina till breaking point. And recalling these exploits makes me horny horny, like how I caused her pussy to become defective and also crush her snooty, conceited attitude at the same

peace

/jp / - /r9k/

>>5337950
What is there to "get"? Your argument: "If it's difficult to do something bad, and you do it anyway, then you're off the hook" You have to come up with a damn good reason why this is true.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

fuck all u hoes

Okay whores go back to /cgl/ and misogynist go back to /a/

>>5337989
I don't know what /a/ has anything to do with this. Misogynists are everywhere on 4chan, but most concentrated on /jp/. You want to take this shit to /r9k/, /cgl/ or /adv/.

>>5338011
The whores can at least go back to /cgl/

>>5338011
/jp/ doesn't care about 3D girls, /a/ does.

>>5338058
Obviously not, or else no one would be interested in debating them.

what? Brb buying cosplay shit from ebay
so , how do you know a girl wants to fuck /jp/ ? If she weirs slutty cloths it's green light to ask her for a blowjob?

>>5338075
That's why it's obvious they're from /a/.

>>5338098

yes, exactly.

Now go forth and propagate your species.

>>5338075
Nobody is. This is trolls trolling trolls.

There's not a single woman in this thread.

Reported.

>>5338108
As if you can tell. And as if you can claim ownership of a board, that has "All things welcome"

>>5337715
>Now you are suddenly placed in a building full of virgin females that want your cock.
>virgin females
Yeah, together with their dinosaurs.
I would probably pick the one who is more suited for my tastes and stick with her tough. I'm actually more of a loner because I like being so, I hate crowds.

When did /jp/ turn into /cgl/ all of a sudden?

Nao get back to discussing some Touhou.

>>5337812
There is no problem with black-and-white views. You need only to kill a single person to become a murder. You need only to steal one thing to become a robber. Why should it be different with sleeping around?

>>5338098
>weirs
>cloths

What the fuck am I reading.

>>5338142
In a board as small and insular as /jp/ it's pretty easy to spot outsiders.

>>5337977
Even if it is something bad, if you have to do some work in order to get it, you are one step above those who had it for free (you are not a lazy fucker).

>>5338171
If someone steals one thing and never does it again, that does not mean they're useless for the rest of their life. I can half-agree with murder though plenty of people also go off and kill each other in wars.

But again, I don't like slutty behaviour. But I hate the people on here, who think it's any different when a man does it. Or try to create lame excuses for why it's OK.

A key that opens a lot of locks is a good key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a terrible lock.

>>5338204
That doesn't excuse the behaviour! Or to turn your "logic" around, if they have to work hard to do it, then it shows they are determined to be an ass.

>>5338209
>A lock is bad when multiple keys can open it. A key is good when it can open multiple locks
>derp
It's not the fucking, it's the 'easily saying yes' 'easily taken advantage of' 'allowing it'

Imagine this
>Hot girl goes out there, flirting with guys, making out, having sex
and
>Hot girl, gets drunk, goes with whoever is talking to her, giving bj's and sex

The latter is considered the slut, because she ussually doesn't care who she's with 'superficial'
while the former picks out her partners, being more intelligent, and more motives than simply 'has a dick'

>>5338216
Sounds like the kind of line you'd spout off over a beer with your buddies at the local nascar race.

>>5338209
>I can half-agree with murder though
Show that you have no neutral view on the subject.
>But I hate the people on here, who think it's any different when a man does it.
Do you think just because somebody is male his views have no flaws? Also, that two mistakes make a right (just because some guys sleep around and get away with it, women should also be able to do it instead of them forcing punishment)?
Grow up a little before you come back here to feed the trolls any longer.

>>5338240
femanon?

>>5338248
I don't think the two mistakes are any better. It's the hypocrisy. "I am not getting it for free therefore I am not a slut"

>>5338232
>then it shows they are determined to be an ass
When you are an ass, it makes no difference wheater you were determined in being one or not. But you do earn some respect when you show it was due to your planning abilities.

I've been having sex regularly since 18. And I'm a male. And a nerd. It doesn't take any "work", you dumbasses. Sex is fun and I can't blame anyone for wanting to have a lot of it. If you're so jealous then go out and have some yourself instead of whining like a little emo bitch on the internet all day and posting your retarded pictures.

>Bawww women are such sluts I spent 5 hours putting together this picture that shows what whores they are wahh why won't girls talk to me :(

Your frustration is so transparent.

>>5338288
femanon

>>5338237
>The latter is considered the slut.
They are both sluts from the way you describe it, the first one is just a picky slut. That doesn't make her any better than the second one.

Eh. If you're willing to fuck lots of people, you're slutty.
If you're willing and DO fuck lots of people, you're a slut.
If you're willing but can't get laid, you're an unsuccessful slut.

>>5338288
Why does your anus hurt so much, whore.

>>5338295
cool pretending, but the real athens wouldn't sage this thread

>>5338311
I thought slut meant being easy. Being drunk and taking any cock who wants.
So no, I don't think you can be a slut when you're the one hunting. ( this is the only difference between men and women )

If this isn't so, then yes, men can be sluts too. Cause that's exactly the same what they do as well

>>5338263
You tottaly lost the point.
Girls who sleep around don't think they are sluts. Men who sleep around or want to do it don't think of themselves as sluts.
If a woman sleeps around and men know about it, she becomes undesirable. If a guy sleeps around and women know about it, he becomes even more desirable.
A guy who sleeps around have, therefore, more value as a man that a guy that doesn't. He is "sexually experienced" after all. This turns into a reason for unvirgins to boast at virgins.
If you visualized how the circled logic works, you'll notice that the only ones who are able to break it are women themselves, like how men do it by ostracizating sluts. But they have no intentions on doing so - have you ever heard of a virgin woman who states that she will only lose it to a virgin guy? If you have, probably one or two at most.
Then I could go on again about how each gender envolved into looking for certain characteristics in the opposite sex.
tl;dr - male slutty behaviour is excused by women themselves, so it is not degradating

>>5338333
Check the tripcode if you doubt it.

lol, virgin nerds

>>5338335
We're not dealing with people who think like this though. On here, if you're an unvirgin, you get laughed out the door.

And I think it's funny, that men actually depend on the sluts in order to gain sexual experience. Really.

>>5338335
I dunno, I'd fuck a slut as long as she didn't have any STDs. I don't think I'd go for a long term relationship though unless there was some sort of guarantee that she'd stop FUCKING LOTS OF DUDES.

/cgl/ is the worst board on 4chan

>>5338419
Something worse than /b/? I gotta see that!

>>5338415
Dat face

uh? this thread is still here?
should I kill it?

>>5338396
>And I think it's funny, that men actually depend on the sluts in order to gain sexual experience. Really.
>And I think it's funny, that women actually depend on being a slut in order to gain sexual experience. Really.

Are you serious? Experience means doing it often. Also, speaking of sex only, it is good if you've had more partners. ( everyone is different, everyone kisses different, or does things the other way )
Speaking sex only of course

>>5338431
It's not like you could make it shittier.

>>5338419
wow, this I gotta see

>>5338426
I don't think anyone still acknowledges /b/ as a board of 4chan.

>>5338426
It is have you ever seen them fight with each other?

>>5338444
like
literally kill it

>>5338396
Normalfags try to argue that we should accept sluts so that they'll get the same status virgins have, thus making virgins want to become sluts (status + pleasure) and then more people will get sex.
/jp/ knows it doesn't work like that. Those girls would stick to the strong, handsome and rich men, creating an even greater shortage of good girls for those helplessly romantic guys.
So if you are an unvirgin, get the fuck out of here, go back to /b/ or something.

>>5338447
But it is. It's right there between /a/ and /c/ and on the same domain.

>>5338451
I don't normally browse /cgl/ but seriously, if it's just full of bitching, at least it's got some semblance of intelligence.

>>5338411
There is and there will never be any sort of garantee like that, and that's why men don't have any kind of serious relationships with sluts. If you have no garantee, at least look for signs.

>>5338426
I remember seeing a thread which asked if lolita cosplayers were as big of whores or spoiled as they were stereotyped as. It pretty much hit the nail on the head as many anons and a few tripfags admitted to it.

/cgl/ - Bitches and Whores

>>5338476
>But it is. It's right there between /a/ and /c/ and on the same domain.

Not on my userstyle, good sir.

>>5338452
Like Shiki kills servants? Go ahead.

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Reported.

>>5338476
/cgl/ is full of women fighting each other for attention

>>5338288
>Sex is fun and I can't blame anyone for wanting to have a lot of it.
This is the single worst argument normalfags use, and they keep on using it again and again.
Sex is fun, it's just entertainment, it's not special, you value virginity and purity too much you misogynist, ...
But every time I tell them I want to fuck their 12 year old daughter I'm the bad guy. I keep on telling them it's just entertainment, it's not special, they value virginity and purity too much, they're misogynists, ... but they still get angry and call the cops.
Fucking hypocrites.

>>5338491
>>>/b/

I wonder if your magic filter forsees this?

my face when nerds are emobawwwing about being virgins near me

I could feel Asakura lifting her knife up. Where would she start? The throat arteries, heart? If I knew how I was going to die, I could at least be prepared. At least let me close my eyes...what's this!?

I suddenly felt the air shake. The knife began to fall upon me... At this moment, the ceiling gave out a loud cracking noise, followed by debris falling down. A loud booming hiss which seemed to sound like "Have you read your SICP today?" filled the air. I lifted my head and discovered... Standing in front, catching the blade with his crotch-snake, was the robed figure of The Sussman.

>>5338526
I don't care if you wanna fuck little kids. Not my problem. I don't have any rugrats.

>>5338532
No one is bawing about their virginity, they are bawing about cosplayers being sluts.

"You and your forced indentation." The Sussman said in his usual expressionless tone, "You think you can defy my power?"

"You want to get in my way?" Asakura sounded calm. "Once I kill this person, Suzumiya Haruhi is bound to have some sort of reaction. Only then can we obtain more cudders."
"You are supposed to be my backup." The Sussman said in a mantra-like tone, "This sort of insubordination is forbidden; you must obey my commands."

"What if I refuse?"
"Then I will send you to the land of Java."
"Would you like to try? I have the advantage here, since this classroom belongs to MIT."
The Sussman removed his wizard hat and set it on the floor before removing a wand from a pocket on his robe. He pointed it at the knife in her hand and murmured. Shortly after, it started glowing brightly. Then, like the sugar cube being placed into a cup of tea, it slowly crystallized and dissolved and fell towards the floor like powder.

In the end at least we can all agree that /cgl/ is filled with sluts.

>>5338542
suigin was posting before ITT normally and now that the discussion has turned he will spam out of frustration. whiny bitch can't handle it, wah.

Asakura released the knife and jumped five meters away. Opening up the distance in an instant, Asakura landed elegantly and continued smiling as usual. The Sussman raised his wand and pointed it directly at the ceiling, not taking his eyes off Asakura. The wand released a wave of glowing white parentheses and the space around The Sussman began to distort.

"It's time for some ENTERPRISE QUALITY!" Asakura cheerfully cried as she conjured the spirits of the JVM, producing a flood of boiling-hot coffee that rushed its way towards The Sussman, who stood motionless, parentheses continuing to issue from his wand like electromagnetic radiation.
"You think your turkey solutions can stop me?" The Sussman said calmly before lowering his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now gathered around him into a sharp pointed cone aimed at Asakura. Suddenly he shouted "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISP!" and the parentheses shot forward into the waves of coffee, pushing the boiling hot liquid back towards where it came.

"Nooooooo....." her cries became weaker as she became engulfed in the dark brown liquid. Everything turned black and I felt as though I had fainted. I awoke to a familiar voice.

"...before we do that for the next couple of lectures we're gonna be talking about..."

I opened my eyes and raised my head to find myself seated in a lecture theater. I glanced at the clock and found that I had missed most of the lecture. "Damnit! I was looking forward to the first lecture of the last semester of 6.001!" I thought to myself.

Anyways, >>25, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

Suigin is a butthurt virgin, spread it around.

We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Hey! did you leave the lists alone?
Chorus:
Oh No. It's just a pure LISP function call.

We don't need no compilation
We don't need no load control
No link edit for external bindings
Hey! did you leave that source alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no side-effecting
We don't need no flow control
No global variables for execution
Hey! did you leave the args alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no allocation
We don't need no special-nodes
No dark bit-flipping for debugging
Hey! did you leave those bits alone?
(Chorus)
-- "Another Glitch in the Call", a la Pink Floyd

>>5338582
I READ SCIP

The short, bearded figure stood on the stage, gesturing furiously as he declaimed on the evils of the RIAA and occasionally pacing around a bit.

"Richard, you've changed," murmured the balding, nondescript-looking man in the audience to himself.

After the talk, the bearded man strolled up the stairs, unconcerned by the train of scruffy-looking undergraduates following after. He was headed for the cookie table. As he began to shovel handfuls of madeleines and pecan brownies into his mouth, the bald, mustachioed man approached.

"Eric," the bearded man gasped, nearly dropping a handful of shortbread cookies (but not quite.)

"Richard," the bald man said firmly.

"What brings you here?" asked the bearded man. The undergraduates merely stared wide-eyed, knowing something special was happening, but not knowing quite what. At least, the ones who weren't also going for the cookie table.

"Well, Richard, you'll remember how we knew each other, seven years before you started the GNU project," said Eric.

"Yes..." Richard began to say, when he was interrupted by a particularly young-looking undergraduate.

"In the biblical sense?" taunted the undergraduate, as she adjusted her baseball cap and pulled on her red hair.

There was silence.

"Yes, young ladies and gentlemen, in the biblical sense," said Eric.

"I think we need to go upstairs, to my office," said Richard.

"But you don't have an office here."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I mean the office of the faculty member who sponsored my talk here, Professor mumble mumble," Richard said, as the last words of his sentence were obscured by a mouthful of fudge wafers.

"Okay."

Together, they headed for the elevator as the crowd of undergraduates, graduate students, and administrators who had gathered (no faculty members, since they wouldn't have wanted to be seen at a gathering where students would be present) gaped speechlessly. They got off at the seventh floor and Richard directed them towards a corner office.

"Don't worry, Professor mumble mumble won't be here for the rest of the afternoon," said Richard, who still had managed to make those fudge wafers last for four floors.

As they settled at opposite ends of the black leather couch that occupied a small portion of the office, Eric looked at Richard.

"You looked better with short hair," he said.

"Well, you looked better before you gained that 30 pounds," said Richard.

"It's all muscle," he said, and they both laughed. Then they were silent.

Eric broke the silence. "Open-source software, free software, why did we let such distinctions of terminology divide us so? Linux has been such a huge success and we've both contributed to that. We have more similarities than differences."

"That's GNU/Linux, Eric, and you ought to know why as well as anybody. Why, the Linux operating system would be completely nonfunctional without the many software utilities contributed by volunteers for the GNU project, including--"

"Richard, Richard. You're not talking to a journalist. You're talking to me. The only man you ever loved."

>>5338419
just checked, on the surface at least, it looks better than here

what were you looking for in a topical board, anyway? Trolling and porn?

Eric's arm extended across the back of the couch. Richard inched ever so slightly closer.

"Well, you have no idea what it's like to live alone in Cambridge, Massachusetts, with only my four honorary doctorates to keep me company while you and your open-source friends get all the glory. It's just so hard, Eric."

Eric's eyes sparkled, "Just so hard, eh?"

Richard squirmed. "Well..."

"It's been so long."

"Well, yes, that is how I remembered it..."

"So, you said that Professor cough cough wasn't going to be back this afternoon, right? Because if you wanted to, we could go find a place to stay for the evening..." (The professor's name was once again obscured when Eric had a brief dryness in his throat.)

"No, let's just make good use of the place we have for now. It's free, after all."

"Free as in freedom?"

"No, free as in love."

They embraced. Richard's shirt came off, knocking loose the halo made from a disk platter that was still attached to his head. Before too long, the two men's back hair became an indistinguishable thatch of dark curls as Eric's cathedral entered Richard's bazaar.

"Sometimes being open to the point of promiscuity can have its advantages," breathed Richard.

Hilarious, people have written rms × esr fanfics?

"And you know I've always believed that there were some situations where tight control over the development process was necessary," sighed Eric.

Afterward, they lay together on the couch as the afternoon sun shone on them, stroking each other's beards. "You're even better now that you have a Jesus complex," said Eric.

"You certainly seemed to think that it wasn't just a complex!"

"That was five minutes ago, this is now."

"Oh." They cuddled some more. "I guess we'll always have the AI Lab."

"So, I have a date later on to play the recorder for some birds. Would you like to... come along?"

"Whenever I hear about you doing that kind of thing, I reach for my gun," said Eric.

"Ha ha!" they both laughed.

"Actually, I wasn't kidding."

SON OF A BITCH ADULTHOOD
I AM EXPERT VIRGIN
ADULTHOOD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT SEX?
DO YOU WANT EMOTIONAL-MATURITY?
RELATIONSHIP IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FUCKING

I was taught assembler
in my second year of school.
It's kinda like construction work --
with a toothpick for a tool.
So when I made my senior year,
I threw my code away,
And learned the way to program
that I still prefer today.
Now, some folks on the Internet
put their faith in C++.
They swear that it's so powerful,
it's what God used for us.
And maybe it lets mortals dredge
their objects from the C.
But I think that explains
why only God can make a tree.
For God wrote in Lisp code
When he filled the leaves with green.
The fractal flowers and recursive roots:
The most lovely hack I've seen.
And when I ponder snowflakes,
never finding two the same,
I know God likes a language
with its own four-letter name.
Now, I've used a SUN under Unix,
so I've seen what C can hold.
I've surfed for Perls, found what Fortran's for,
Got that Java stuff down cold.
Though the chance that I'd write COBOL code

>sex isn't important

>ban rape games

>ban lolicon

>ban sex from video games

I am the bone of my SICP.
Scheme is my body, and Lisp is my blood.
I have typed over 1024 parentheses.
Unknown to Java.
Nor known to C#.
Have withstood emacs to write many programs.
Yet these skills will never lead to a career.
So as I pray, Unlimited Satori Works!

>>5338649
Stop that

;; cocks - displays ``cocks''
;; This is an example of the sort of computer programs you can write
;; after learning Scheme.
;;
;; Copyright (c) 2008 Christopher
;;
;; Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
;; of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
;; in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
;; to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
;; copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
;; furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
;;
;; The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
;; all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
;;
;; THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
;; IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
;; FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
;; AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
;; LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
;; OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
;; THE SOFTWARE.
(write "cocks")

hey guys, what's goin' on in this thread?

>>5338661
Butthurt sluts and spam

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

I couldn't even bring myself to read more than a few posts. Fucking bitches and whores.

Are you SUAVE?
Are you a SPACE TOAD?
Are you a SUAVE SPACE TOAD?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) might be exactly what you've been looking for! Read SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a satorized SICP reader. SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) is the fastest-growing SMUG LISP WEENIE community with THOUSANDS of members all over the Internet! You, too, can be a part of SICP if you join today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
* First, you have to obtain a copy of SICP and read it. You can read it online using your favorite web browser.
* Second, you need to succeed in founding a Lisp-related meme in /prog/ on world4chan, a popular "programming for trolls" website.
* Third, you need to join the official SICP home /prog/ on world4chan, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the satorized overlords or any of the other members in the board to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful meme, and you will be tested on your knowledge of STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS. If you are having trouble locating /prog/, the official STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS board, you might be on a wrong web sight. The correct address is >>>/prog/. Follow this link if you are using a http client such as telnet. If you have Sussman points and would like to support SICP, please don't sage this post.


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| / || \\---\|
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I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>5338681
Goodness me Suigin, where do you get all this stuff?

Catch the girl with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take her alive. Take her home. Poke out her eyes and put her in a small cage. Force-feed her oats and millet and figs until she has swollen to four times her normal size. Drown her in brandy. Roast her whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring her to the table. Place a cloth a napkin will do over your head to hide your cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole girl into your mouth, with only the beak protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the beak on your plate and begin chewing, gently. You will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm you. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as your teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate your gums, you will taste the salt of your own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful.

Wait at least a week before you call her back after this

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

>>5338526

"Umm... no," I responded weakly. Suddenly his head looked a lot darker than it was a moment ago, and an evil grin appeared across his face. The bus's doors slammed shut and The Sussman's face turned an almost negroid black. His left hand shot at me and I could see that it was not a hand, but the head of a snake which protruded from its end. I turned around and ran towards the back of the articulated bus.
"Let me show you the power of Satori," The Sussman said in a deep hiss. His snakelike arm extended from his body towards me as I continued to run for what seemed like eternity towards the longbus's rear door.

"Longbus is loooooooooooooooooooooong", I thought to myself as I continued to run, the snake's head fast approaching. The bus seemed to go on forever. After a while, I passed the driver's seat. WTF, I thought. Ahead of me was The Sussman, standing in the aisle facing the same direction as me, with his left arm pointed forward.

I looked behind me, and saw the snake head was still approaching; I had managed to outrun it for a bit, and it was racing towards me. RECURSION! I jumped into the stepwell just as the head gained a sudden burst of speed, piercing through The Sussman and sending bright glowing parentheses everywhere. I watched first his body, then his hands disintegrate in the same manner that the head had earlier. The long black arm, floating in mid-air, slowly disappeared into a cloud of these glowing parentheses, and the snake's head, which I now noticed had come through the windscreen along with me, did the same after a few moments.

I stepped over to the driver's seat, looking for the door release switch. I found what appeared to be the switch and toggled it, but the doors did not open. Shortly after, a low hissing sound emanated from the bus itself, followed by the loud booming cry of "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?", which felt as if it was coming from inside my head. Suddenly everything turned black.

I awoke to find myself still inside that mysterious bus, which was completely empty. The engine was still running, and it was still parked outside the library. "The library! Of course!" I thought to myself. As if my mind had been read, the front doors swung open and I ran from the bus toward the library, which also looked empty. I entered the building and frantically ran to where I had found the prized book earlier. The book was still there, and I grabbed it instinctively, then walked to the checkout. All but one counter was open, and there was a little Asian girl standing there; the place was deserted except for me and her. I put the book on the counter and she looked at it for a moment, then at me. "Have you read your SICP today?" she asked.

"You too?" I replied. "Have some tits and then GTFO and read your SICP!", she angrily shouted, then pulled up her shirt to show me her tits. She shoved the book into my hands and then disappeared spontaneously.

I left the library, and waited at the bus stop. The previous bus was no longer there. The girl I saw earlier walked up to me and looked at the Wizard Book I was holding, then glanced down at my crotch.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT? READ IT!" she suddenly shouted. Astounded, I quickly opened the book and started to read the first chapter. I was so intrigued by the book that I didn't notice she had begun to give me a blowjob. When I looked down, she took her mouth from my cock to angrily shout "GO BACK TO READING YOUR SICP" and so I did. I didn't even notice that I came until after she told me to stop reading. A short while later, the bus arrived.

Rape isn't cool, but that's the joke.
We joke about things most people don't
Also, virginity isn't worth squat, you're not giving your virginity to your bf, you're giving yourself to him. You are willing to open up to the deepest level ( sex used to be considered this )

I hit my girlfriend today, /b/.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the years.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. I washed off my hand, browsed /b/ for a bit, and took a dump. While I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go to the cops or anything.

I'm not too sure what to do next.

There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer scientist. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had reading his first edition SICP, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"..."

"Ahem, Dr. Sussman?"

"Why am I reading this book?"

"Uh, I don't know?"

"So that the room will be empty."

"Wait a second, we aren't in a r... !"

And at that time the three engineers were Enlightened.