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Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:21:09 2010 No.5323102 [Reply] [Original]

So I'm dating this guy I play mahjong with, and all he wants to do is make me pregnant.

What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:21:09 2010 No.5323107 BUT MEN CANNOT BECOME PREGNANT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:21:31 2010 No.5323108 >>5323101 is u a poop sausage wat lulz ef50c031a3d329a11e7104becccc9092

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:22:09 2010 No.5323113 Get out baby devs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:22:09 2010 No.5323117 He wants you to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:25:09 2010 No.5323139 >>5323107 Then how do babbies work?

>>	Scuba Steve Mon Jun 7 21:26:09 2010 No.5323146 If you want to get pregnant then let him knock you up. If you don't want to get pregnant then tell him that. If he doesn't like it then whip his ass in mahjong and kick him out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:26:09 2010 No.5323147 >>5323139 way instain mother etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:27:09 2010 No.5323149 Fuck a different guy and get pregnant

Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:28:09 2010 No.5323157
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Pregnant fetish guy huh? I'm one too, but I never heard of one being so open about that. Tell him you don't want to have children yet, thats the only thing that you can do. Careful for LOLRAPE

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Mon Jun 7 21:29:09 2010 No.5323163 >>5323102 Play a mahjong game with his testicles as the prize. Win and cut them off. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:30:09 2010 No.5323168 >>>/adv/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:40:09 2010 No.5323244 Thanks guys but it's too late I think, I'm shitting blood already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:41:09 2010 No.5323251 >>5323244 He put it in ur butt instead???

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:45:09 2010 No.5323289 >>5323251 Nah, I only let him put his weewee in my vagaynay. My butt is for tile jamming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:47:09 2010 No.5323304 File: 31 KB, 378x372, 1273820279106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:48:09 2010 No.5323313 >I'm a girl on /jp/ why do you hate me Thread confirmed for 200+ posts and 80 image replies omitted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:48:09 2010 No.5323310 >>5323304 Best thread on /jp/ right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:49:09 2010 No.5323316 File: 49 KB, 235x351, GUTSY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323289

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:50:09 2010 No.5323320 File: 153 KB, 515x574, 1265229422746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323316

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:53:09 2010 No.5323351 >>5323313 But no one hates me, so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:55:09 2010 No.5323366 >>5323351 My gut tells me you're a real girl, wanna have sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:55:09 2010 No.5323375 File: 63 KB, 129x111, frpg.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323351 I hate you what now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:56:09 2010 No.5323378 File: 80 KB, 1000x750, 1268187009893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323366 Sure. You best be European though, else you have a long journey ahead of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:57:09 2010 No.5323383 >>5323378 Can I make you pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:57:31 2010 No.5323379 >>5323100 is u a poop sausage wat lulz a45e555bbbec20348f674986dd2d416e

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:58:09 2010 No.5323396 >>5323375 Fucker you don't want to know what happens now, it's on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:59:09 2010 No.5323400 >>5323383 Only if you take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 21:59:35 2010 No.5323404 File: 98 KB, 700x725, 127353719072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Men can get pregnant too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:00:09 2010 No.5323410 >>5323383 But I'm already pregnant!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:01:09 2010 No.5323421 File: 1.14 MB, 260x146, WHOOOOOOOOOO.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323404 Nigga wat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:03:09 2010 No.5323434 File: 61 KB, 700x525, 1262976455602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:03:09 2010 No.5323438 File: 15 KB, 631x291, what.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323396

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Jun 7 22:03:09 2010 No.5323435 File: 35 KB, 605x474, wtfrudoindinosaur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323404

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Jun 7 22:04:09 2010 No.5323444 >>5323438 You are THAT mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:04:09 2010 No.5323451 File: 10 KB, 104x96, torako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323404 Why you do this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:06:09 2010 No.5323465 >>5323438 But how will you do that when I'm never not home? Will you flicker the light in the hallway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:09:09 2010 No.5323483 >>5323465 I'll pinch your tits until they turn blue

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:09:09 2010 No.5323486 This fake girl is cuter than all the other fake girls. Other than that, reported.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:10:09 2010 No.5323491 File: 66 KB, 1024x576, 1256069820758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323483 I'd like to see you try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:12:09 2010 No.5323500 Oh my fucking god this is a fucking awful thread and I can't believe it has so many replies, jesus christ /jp/...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:13:09 2010 No.5323511 >>5323500 Are you seriously dissing a thread which has fort dog in it? Back to animesuki with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:14:09 2010 No.5323523 File: 896 KB, 154x127, 1259260400568.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323491 Bitch you don't know who you messing with. I'll put fucking SPIDERS on your vagoo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:14:09 2010 No.5323524 >>5323511 And the pigeons, and cat in box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:15:09 2010 No.5323533 Thread reported. Holy fuck /jp/.... holy fuck...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:16:09 2010 No.5323546 >>5323500 See: >>5323313 This and the fact no one complained about it being a "what do" thread is the proof that /jp/ is tsundere for 3D women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:17:09 2010 No.5323552 File: 15 KB, 210x250, 1275593849274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323523 SPIDERS!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:17:09 2010 No.5323548 File: 97 KB, 1280x720, shizzz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323533 >>5323500 How dare you report the best thread on /jp/ fucking newfags

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:19:09 2010 No.5323571 >>5323548 no Sion, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:20:09 2010 No.5323579 >>5323552 You heard me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:21:09 2010 No.5323596 File: 32 KB, 400x541, jpthread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If this is not a QUALITY THREAD I swear to god I don't know what is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:24:09 2010 No.5323616 >>5323579 Fucker I challenge you to a game of 4P. We will settle this once and for all. I'll be waiting.

>>	/jp/ Quality Control !oZ70Zbj6Rg Mon Jun 7 22:26:09 2010 No.5323627 >>5323596 QUALITY THREADs are threads that are still somehow board-related and shouldn't be deleted, but they are bad/shitty/pointless. Threads like this are simply reported and hidden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:26:09 2010 No.5323628 I've got to see this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:27:09 2010 No.5323641 Ari red fast, 2:0, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:28:09 2010 No.5323651 >>5323616 If I win you get pregnant

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:35:09 2010 No.5323713 >>5323102 God I need to fap, but everything is so fucking boring..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 22:44:09 2010 No.5323780 Well that was uneventful on my side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 23:02:09 2010 No.5323892 Oh man, I feel sorry for Zagato.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 23:04:36 2010 No.5323914 >>5323892 I feel sorry for YOUR FACE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 23:07:37 2010 No.5323942 >>5323713 Don't fap for 5 days and even your grandma will get "entertaining".

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