/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I dunno, about the only thing i have in mind right now is that i want the video that these dudes produced. Its gotta be porn right?

>>5321418

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I was the MC's male friend. A side character

>>5321419
Does elementary school count?

Oh its me, its me. Then I transferred to other school and had relationship with girl from this harem like 4 years after. It didn't last long and was unique in my life

fuck this describes me perfect.

Yeah, except they were all tsundere (except there was no dere).

I hung around with two somewhat sadistic, domineering girls in primary school. That doesn't count as a harem, does it.

I kind of prevented a few probable protagonists from going on a route with my friend. I wasn't going to make a move on her myself, but damned if I was going to let just any faggot do so.

She actually began relying on me to tell people she was done being in a relationship with them, which sometimes led to confusing (or painful, rather) situations.

I had 4 girls who were friendly with me, for no real reason. I wasn't exactly the social type or anything. They'd love trying to get me into hanging out with them though, and despite the fact that they liked anime, they weren't the narutard type, nor were they fat and unattractive. They wouldn't talk about anime unless someone brought it up, in other words they hid their power levels unless they met someone with a respectable power level.

In any case, they ranged from mildly attractive to very attractive. I never made a move on any of them. Some of them quite obviously did like me, but I was far too timid to make a move on any of them. Eventually they were picked off one by one by other guys (except one girl). They had pretty bad relationship experiences. One of them even asked me before deciding to go out with a guy what my opinion of him was, and what my opinion of her dating someone was. That was probably the chance I should have taken, but I missed the flag there.

The last girl was actually the one I liked most. We were the most friendly with each other out of the group. By the end of the school year, she actually hadn't been with anyone. She had someone in mind that she liked, but I did warn her about the dude being a player that enjoys the whole "open relationships" so long as it's him whoring around and not the girl (she wasn't into that anyway).

>>5321728

We were supposed to keep contact after high school. Too bad my parents moved for a better job opportunity, and I'm NEET so had to move with them. We talk to each other occasionally on aim though. She, apparently, still hasn't found anyone, but she did confess that she regrets never making a move on me when she had the chance. I told her it was my fault for not making the move, since she dropped so many hints, to the point where she even invited me to stay the night on a day where her parents weren't there. She told me that it was just going to be a slumber party, and that she invited me and the other girls of our friend group over. I later found out that she knew very well the others were too busy to come over, so it really would be just us.

In any case, yeah, I missed like every choice that came to me. If it was in galge format, and you were playing through my high school days, you'd be dumbfounded by how painfully obvious the choices were. Yet I didn't pick the right ones.

I'm 24 now, and a master at galge. Little did I know, the first galge I've ever played was one where I can't revert to a nice save point. So here I am, that one MC who avoided every girl and lived an uneventful life after.

Feels bad, man, feels bad.

In Elementary School I was a quiet asspie acting loser. Yet I had three girls who were interested in me. I ignored them ;_;

>>5321573 I kind of prevented a few probable protagonists from going on a route with my friend.
Achievement unlocked: Cockblock Master

High school was very much like an eroge.

I was a dipshit who was stuck on one girl who treated me like crap while I dismissed a bunch of worthwhile ones. This contributed heavily to my disenfranchisement with 3D later on in life.

was not interested in anyone though.
As a conclusion, almost every one of them hate me right now. It sucks, I would have liked the keep them as friends.

>>5321797
>>High school was very much like an eroge.

I just like this summary.

I did have a harem in high school. It was a boys only school.

>>5321850
Well, there is still one possibility.....

>>5321850
Were you a seme or an uke?

i want a kigu harem

>>5321743

You see, this is why we need to act as if life is a very well made VN with a steep learning curve and no saves. Who cares if you get rejected? Its a VN, she was probably a fake route.

I had an awesome harem back in the day.

>>5321874
Seme.

>>5321886
So basically /jp/, or even 4chan, is a forum where every people who had a bas ending gather?

> She, apparently, still hasn't found anyone, but she did confess that she regrets never making a move on me when she had the chance.

Why doesn't she have a chance now?

All disgusting fat bitches, except for the ones I met in B.C. Ontario fucking sucks.

Posting.

(wall of boring text was here)

TL;DR: don't fall in love when you're small, fall in love when you're young and don't run from it (!). It will be too traumatic for a little kid and too late when you're 25+.

I would have never met my waifu if I was a normalfag, so it's all good.

>>5321936
Please share your tale of wisdom with us, anonymous.

>>5321419
Harems are horrible brah.
If you have too many girls fall in love with you the heroine will leave you.
And in the end, it's only the heroine that matters.

Does my family count?

>>5321968
Honestly, to me, even my current situation is better than the one I had back then. It is even worse if you don't want to hurt or to favour someone.

>>5321968
>it's only the heroine that matters.
Fuck yeah maaaaaaan.

I was a repugnant beast in high school, popular with the men hated by the girls except for the insane ones and that one catholic girl who wanted to train me like a dog.

Also my Gaybros had flags up all the time, because I was never hating. Too bad I was hetero..

>>5322039
>catholic girl who wanted to train me like a dog.
You should have taken her up on that offer.

Does going out with two bisexual girls who are mostly into each other but you get to cover their dating by pretending to be both of their boyfriends to the others' parents count as a harem? It came with benefits.

>>5322045
REIKA BITCH TRAINING?

All I had was the childhood best friend route but I didn't take it.

>>5321886
wow then my high school days were a pretty shitty VN. there were never any routes for me. no girls talked to me and i never saw anything in any of them.

>>5322035
Less " yeaah" when the heroine throw you off because she was jealous of other girls you didn't care about

>>5322045
She smelled of "accidentally" broken condom back then and has a child now.

>>5322073
Son of a bitch.

I had a few girls interested in me back then. I hooked up with one, but didn't have sex with her because I'm not a slut. Then she cheated on me after 2 years because 3D whores need dicks to live. Now I'm happily married to my waifu for a year and a half.

Wow, you guys...
I regret my whole life
I'm crying right now.
I feel a deep pain in my heart

My high school was 95% male.

I did have an older student I looked up to (I even called him "Master" ) as well as a bitter rival (dude had a serious, hardworking personality, which clashed with my lazy ass goofy approach to studies and tendency to never do homework, we competed for the top of the class. Almost lost an eye to him by accident. ) though. Other notable people included a ne'er-do-well fencer, a bespectacled, shy and modest girl with large breasts (She was one of the very few 3D people of whom company I enjoyed. Pity, I almost went to same college as her) and the Playstation 2 crew. Good times.

>>5322071

I can relate, the only girl showing interest in me is friends with the jock/hipster group, so being with her meant that I would not only have to adapt to a new culture, but also hang out with gigantic faggots who love man-handling each others balls all the time.

>>5322113
Same man,
I've never cried this hard in my life.

>>5322123
oh god. it defiantly wouldn't have been worth it. hipsters/jocks are some of the worst people you can be around. besides, they'd have fucked with you big time if you came into their circle. high school was and will always be a bitch.

>>5322138
>>5322113
;_;
I wish I was normal

>>5322149
its less awesome then it sounds, shit I worked a ten hour shift in the sun today.

>>5322154
At least I'd have someone
It's better than being alone, here...

To me it isn't even awesome at all.it looks cool but it didn't bring me back many good memories right now. Well, not as if I could they that I was normal anyway.

To me it isn't even awesome at all.it looks cool but it didn't bring me back many good memories right now. Well, not as if I could say that I was normal anyway.

>>5322159
being a normalfag does not guarantee girlfriend, or bros.

Those are earned and even an aspie neet fuckstick can aquire both.

>>5322118
>(I even called him "Master" )

Oh that's...............................

I remember some terrible memories now
They were good, then it changed
Now I'm here
I'm alone
Sad
I need someone
I have an ache in my heart

>>5322176
incredibly gay.

>>5322175
I was normal, I had many chances to have someone, then I changed. Now I have 0 chance to have anyone. I'll die alone.

Fuck you faggots. I'm 79 and just found out I'm going to be a father.

>>5322187
you could always join a group suicide.

>>5322176
Over here we have different words for master of a craft and master of a person. I was using the former.

However, I won't deny that it's still incredibly gay.

>>5322197
your life insurance will buy him many transformers.

>>5322187
I was pretty much the weirder one when I had 5 girls around me. So no, not being normal doesn't make this impossible.

To anyone assuming that having someone is better than being alone, this is for you. The grass always looks greener on the other side. The odds of someone loving and caring for you in the way that VNs depict is slim to none. Simply the world doesn't work like that. Having someone means that you now have 2 sets of problems to worry about (yours and hers). There will always be a possibility of her cheating on you and the possibility that you will have to defend her from other guys hitting on her. Lets face it, these are situations that most if not all /jp/ers would be more than happy to avoid. Sure there are tender and loving moments every now and again but in the grand scheme of things, the bad always outweighs the good.

>>5322176

>>5322197
Congrats, man.

>>5322218
I want someone to comfort me. I don't care if they cheat, or anything. I just want them to be with me. As long as someone is there, I'm okay.

>>5322218
Nobody who is thinking that he need a girlfriend or anything, will take this seriously.
But even so, it is true. And WHEN there is people like this, they ALWAYS become STUPID because or retards around them. Enjoy your perfect-loving girlfriend becoming a slut without a brain in one week, when you are still a good person and are conscious of that.

I had a small harem, and dated one of the girls that liked me. Big mistake.

Almost became a father, her parents and family hated my guts, and then after being committed to her for a year and saving up money so we could move into an apartment together, she cheated on me with a 30 year old douchebag. She's now engaged to him too, even though it's obvious he only wants to bang her and doesn't actually give a damn about her.

I've given up on dating since then. At least mai 2D waifu won't betray me like that.

>>5322245
That's what you are saying now. When it happens to you after you have find someone who "care about tou", it is much, MUCH harder.

>>5322213
Well, it's awkward, because I actually have a grandkid in his 20's. Must be strange to have an aunt over 20 years younger than you. What's even more awkward is the fact that the girl I got pregnant is almost the same age as my grandkid...

There were rumours going around that I had one, does that count too?

>>5322256
Are you the grandfather from Usagi Drop?

>>5322255
There is always someone that can care about me. I will keep going through those terrible people until I find her.

>>5322260
I'd be in your harem.

>>5322245

you want someone to comfort you but are you capable of comforting her? If not, then don't even hold hope for it.

everyone liked me in highscool
unbeknown to them
I hated them all

>>5322277
I can, I know I can.

>>5322288
>>5322269
>>5322245
You're a good man.

>>5322288

well good luck to you then...

>>5322294
this
man I hope you find her

I was too ugly.
No girl ever liked me.
I'm 21 now and never kissed.

>>5322300
>>5322294
Thank you.
I doubt I will find anyone though.
But I'll try.

3DPD, normalfaggotry, unrelated, etc.

But I had 5 different girls interested in me, during high school. All bitches and whores, though (except for one). One almost teared my T-shirt apart, when I was 14. Brazilian girls...

Also, I didn't date any of them, thankfully. I was (and still am) insecure as fuck to had even talked to them, after their direct flirting.

>>5322302

Join the club bro. If you believe that there is no hope for you in the world of relationships then you need to find a purpose. Find something you are good at and become one of the best. You have more time than anyone else because you have no one else to tend to. That is what i've done. I've taken up fishing and have already won a few tournaments just because i can go almost everyday.

>>5322254
Hated by her family?
Welcome to the club~
Actually, when I was to her home during one week, which is at 700 kilometers from my home, her mother called the policemen to throw me out in the middle of the night, after stealing my rail fares, some other things, and with 90 kg of luggage, without anywhere to go. and because she said them that I was "dangerous", they almost strangeled me.
Ha, and she only called because she was drunk. Just like her daughter, who was on the floor and was suffocating because of her asthma + vodka.

Having a girlfriend is such a nice thing ~

>>5322316
>Brazilian girls

BR? BR? HUAEHUAEHUAEHUAEHUAE

>>5322322
>>5322330

club mind?

>>5322337

I had a goth girl, prep, and a foreign exchange student....
The goth was in a relationship with one of my closest friends, the prep had a hard home life that gave her commitment issues, and I couldn't even understand the foreign exchange student, Ironically she upped her english just to talk to me but I moved away senior year..... I don't even know what hsppened to them

>>5322316
I think I would have become a NEET even worse than now if a girl would have done something like this to me. You're silent, trying to stay far from normal people, and then a crazy kid jump at you and try to strip you. scary.

I had one in college but not high school and not picking one just made everyone more and more angry until I was left with nothing.

>>5322481
Young whores' minds work in mysterious ways.

>>5322139

I'm going to have to disagree with you there. My best friend in high school was a jock. We had conflicting personalities, but we were bros till the end.

Myself? I had no harem because everyone in high school thought I was going to be the one kid who shot up the school because I was the silent type.

>>5322619

>Who would shoot up

That is what I meant.

I've had one when I was 11, though it wasn't at school. It was at a martial arts club that I went to. There where three girls (one white girl who was 12, one cute indian girl who I think was 12 or 13, and one 9 year old) who showed obvious signs of liking me. Anyways, some time during the summer, the club when on a camping trip for 3 days. During that time I wasn't very talkative so I didn't really do much with them, but one during the last day, some older kids forced me and the white girl to sleep together (basically we just lay beside eachother). We kissed once, then I got all retarded and ran outside yelling "I kissed XX!". She cried and I never heard from her again. I should have went for the indian girl, she was cuter.

You guys brought up some good old memories of mine.
Thank you. But you made me notice how much my life has gone downhill.

>>5322739

Are you not happy with your waifu?

In high school, I had girls forcing me into dates. My father encouraged me to go fuck them and cum inside them and have lots of children - this, of course, I never did. Disgusting.

I was forced to go on dates. One of them didn't show, the other I went to several different events with, to which she made slutty suggestions I didn't catch on until later. We attended the prom and she 'bump-and-grind'ed me. I felt raped.

Nothing else happens from there. A couple girls showed interest and threw all too many signs, but I never caught on. I am never the aggressor.

High school is at an end. I've been a NEET since then. Since then, i've realized that my life-long desire to be a girl is what I truly want. However, an analysis of my bone structure (I'm six feet tall and my bones are thick. I should be a football player) reveals that I can't be a trap. No matter how many horomones I pump, no matter what I wear, no matter to any of it - I will be a man in woman's clothing.

Since then, I've decided simply to not care. If a magical, perfect girl shows up and I think I would actually enjoy being in a relationship with her, I will agree to her request for dates, etc. Until then, I don't care. I will pursue my own enjoyment first and foremost.

My father is putting pressure on me to go fuck girls and get in relationships. I genuinely don't wish to. The one advantage he mentions is having a foothold in 'the game' - the necessary prerequisites for being in an adult relationship. Knowledge of how female and male relations work, regardless of sex or 'finding the perfect one'. I feel embarrassed about myself, and feel as if I have a lot of developing and growing to do as a person. Maybe someday i'll have a better understanding, but for now, visual novels and video games.

I guess I've blabbered on for quite a while. Sorry. I guess I'm guilty of posting stupid personal shit.

Embarassed sage.

>>5322747
Of course I am, I love her.
But comparing my current life to the life I had in school.
It's terrible.

>>5322322
Son of a bitch, that's what I've been trying to do. Turns out, I'm not good at anything.

>>5322764
You're cute.

Good luck. And enjoy your life, however it may be.

>>5322764
Don't worry about not understanding the relitionship between male and female, it's normal. Even if you have many, many serious relationship, it is still really hard, or even impossible, to understand everything (I am talking about good women here, not sluts). It's the one who are talking about as if they knew everything about it who are arrogant idiots.

>>5322841
>>5322811

Thanks guys. :3

>>5322907

Just make your waifu happy.

I was in a friend group with 3 girls. It was just me and the 3 girls in our group. They used to enjoy making me wear dresses and tying me up. Eventually they got kinky enough for stuff like putting clothespins on my nipples while I'm wearing a skirt and panties while blindfolded, then nibbled on them while they were sensitive.

I never took the leap to ask any of them out though, even though they all obviously had interest in me and were all fairly cute. I don't know what any of them are up to these days. One of them sometimes keeps in touch with me online. Last I heard from her, the told me she has a girlfriend now because she hates the thought of dating men (bad experience, apparently).

>>5323450
Y'know, I feel like this is a good time to ask.

Have there been other people with female friends who enjoy making them into traps? It seems like something that would be common, but I don't know. Every girl I've known likes the idea of me dressed up as a girl. Even my mother bought girly clothes for me when I was younger, but just to wear at home. She didn't send me to school with my one piece dress, but at home she made me wear it.

Not complaining though, shit was awesome in summer. Walking around with a light dress, sitting down and having the fan blow right between your legs while playing video games...that shit was awesome.

>>5323493

When I was like four or three, I had hair way past my shoulders. My parents used to be asked if I were a boy or a girl on a regular basis.

I was so small and weak back then that my father was worried I'd end up a runt. My birth weight was low, too. I was a very tiny baby.
All of that changed when I hit puberty, and I ended up becoming huge and robust with the growth spurts. I started lifting around then and packed on about fifty pounds of muscle practically overnight. At my peak, I was leg pressing about 450 lbs easy.. That was about when I got into contact sports and martial arts.

sage because /jp/ is not my blog

>>5321419

OH WOW, THIS! I had 3 choices, finally decided to pursue one, (The least interested of the three) and made some bad moves and got a bad end.

Now I lurk /jp/ wishing I chose the easier routes.

>>5323564
>>5323493
dats weird bro

>>5323493
I had a friend in highschool that told me she wanted to see me in female lingerie, and got into a rather...excited discussion with another friend of her's nearby about what kind and color. From what I could tell, though I was hiding my red face behind me hands at the time, her friend was most likely just joking to see me blush, but my friend was pretty serious.

It seems I'd look good in purple stockings.

Never went anywhere with her, though, because haha I'm on /jp/.

I was making some good choices, until the day her step father raped her and I didn't know how to handle the situation. Her other friend knew how to comfort her though, and eventually got favored. They eventually started going out.

I had a harem in elementary school
Wasnt interested in females at the time

My highschool eroge was pretty fucked up; it was basically YMK minus the tasers, and the drug addict route was a guy.

I was an idiot and hooked up with the school "Kyoka" thinking that was a viable route. Yeah, bad idea. She did nothing but use me for money and rides, and dumped me as soon as the relationship started getting too serious.

Then I got on the Mizuki route for a while but quickly realized that the girl was mentally fucked up and had a habit of going off her meds, which made it worse. Like in the game, she was damn hot and good in the sack, but I ended up breaking up with her because I couldn't handle the manic-depressive-obsessive-crazy. She tried to kill herself not long after that, and probably would have tried to take me with her if we were still together.

I tried Aeka route next, and let me tell you, in real life the affection-starved, "desperate to be loved" types are not cute at all. I ended up breaking up with her because she was way too obsessive, basically to the point of stalking me, needing to hear that I loved her 97 times per day or she would get insecure, and also kept dropping really scary comments about how much she wanted kids. Not long after we broke up I found out she got knocked up by her new boyfriend.

They all looked good at first, but in the end all I got was dominating bitch, crazy bitch, and needy bitch. So after going through every route and finding out they were all NICE BOAT endings, I've basically given up hope on 3D women.

But hey, I make good money and don't have to share it with anybody; instead I can spend it on my interests and enriching my own life. I travel to Japan a couple times a year, buy all the electronic goodies I want, go out whenever I want with the bros to drink and watch UFC fights and no one's nagging me.

Am I lonely sometimes? Sure, but who the fuck isn't? At least I get to do it on my own damn terms.

/not my personal blog

>>5323935
U-umm...

m-maybe you'd take me with you? I mean, you would be less lonely... I can live in your closet and i'll clean the house and... and I could even make you breakfast and dinner...

I never had a harem. I spent high school pining for the girl next door who was dating a jock. I might have missed a chance with a big breasted tsundere ;_; .

fuck this. I'm moving to a country that allows harem endings.

No, nobody liked me in high school. I had very little friends and most girls were bitches and whores anyway.

I'm hiding my power level.