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5320961 No.5320961 [Reply] [Original]

if given the opportunity, would you have sex with zun?

>> No.5320977

Yes.

>> No.5320969

Absolutely.

>> No.5320978

No. Obviously not. I'm not gay, not even for the creator of Touhou.

Would you?

>> No.5320982

Seriously yes. But i might pass out for his naked radiance.

>> No.5320986

i'm not really gay but i'd do it. if not only to brag about it to you guys.

>> No.5320990

No. he is still 3d.

>> No.5320991

Nope.

>> No.5320993

who's that?

>> No.5320995

How the hell does he drink so much damn beer yet never gets beer gut?

>> No.5320998

No, but I'd suck him off.

>> No.5320999

Yes.

>> No.5321005

I'm in charge of a shrine, so sex is a NO NO NO

>> No.5321021

>>5320993
5/10

>> No.5321022

>>5320995
Master race genes

>> No.5321025

>>5320995
Gaps

>> No.5321031

>>5321021
non non, hontoni. who the shit is that guy?

>> No.5321034

>>5320995

you can't gain weight in gensokyo

>> No.5321046

>>5321034
ZUN lives in Japan.

>> No.5321042 [SPOILER] 
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5321042

>>5321034
What was that?

>> No.5321057

I would pleasure him as well as I possibly could. What a glorious man.

>> No.5321061

>>5320990

what if it was a 2D zun? does this even exist? has rule 34 been broken?

>> No.5321075

No, but I'd buy him a six-pack. Come to think of it, he'd probably prefer that.

>> No.5321074 [DELETED] 

>>5321046
His heart doesn't.

[spoilers]AND NEITHER DOES MINE![/spoilers]

>> No.5321088

Has ZUN ever drawn his selfportrait?

>> No.5321117

You wouldn't have sex with ZUN? I can't believe it.
There is no other in existence and non-existence like ZUN.
I'd kill for his touch.

Though i can understand, if some see themselves as not worthy enough to have sex with him...

>> No.5321135 [SPOILER] 
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5321135

I don't really want to imagine what his body looks like.

>> No.5321138

Is zun a virgin?

>> No.5321186

>>5321031
Fine i'll bite.
the maker of touhou.

>> No.5321208

I AM NOT HOMOSEX

>> No.5321293

>>5321208
This case is godsex.

>> No.5321307

>>5321088
ZUNart of ZUN would bee awesome.

someone do this now

>> No.5321342

>>5321307
>unzan
>unzun

>> No.5321379

>>5321342
HOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY SHIIIII-wait, no, that makes no sense

>> No.5321389
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5321389

ZUN is a faggot just like the regulars of /jp/.

Pic unrelated, it's too awesome for you.

>> No.5321402

>>5321389
Who's that? Bobby Lee?

>> No.5321412

>>5321389
"you...you are a man?"

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