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5320077 No.5320077 [Reply] [Original]

To all you male players out there I have one damn question.

Is it impossible for you to keep your mind out of the fucking gutter at the touhou?

It's bad enough that because I'm not 200 pounds overweight that I'll get hit on at least once by every virgin in a group but that's come to be expected and I've gotten over that. But now I've finally got fed up. I've had over the past few games had every male at the last group in character hit on my character at least once and keep up attempts, get tired of it and go to another group and have the same fucking thing happen. Is it really impossible for you chuckle fucks to not keep this shit out of the game or do I have to play a dude to avoid the pathetic advances by neckbeards?

>> No.5320082
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Touhou is a game about little girls falling in love, what is the problem?

>> No.5320089

Get a boyfriend.

>> No.5320094
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Touhou is powered by magic girl dicks.

>> No.5320095

>>5320082
It's about little girls who are all sort of friends solving incidents by having extreme dodgeball sessions.

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>>5320077
>To all you male players
>Posting on /jp/

Troll Confirmed. Move Along.

>> No.5320102

>>5320077
What the hell is he talking about?

>> No.5320109

>To all you male players

Anyone who plays Touhou for more than a year slowly begins transforming into a girl. There are not many male Touhou players.

I myself noted a slight decrease in height and weight after initially playing IN. After 1ccing IN Normal, I had a sudden urge to drink tea after seeing the ending. Then no change occured the year afterwards, when I was trying to handle PCB Normal, but after 1ccing PCB Normal and MoF Hard, I have noticed that my hands have shrunk in size and that my voice sounded more feminine than before. Frills started appearing on my clothes after 1ccing my first Lunatic (MoF) while the decrease in size continued. Afterwards there was again a stable period before I 1cced PCB Lunatic, whereupon I noticed I could speak Japanese effortlessly.

About two weeks ago, I 1cced IN Lunatic. Someone knocked my door immediately afterwards. I answered, but nobody was there, just a hat. It's a straw hat you can buy anywhere, but with frills all over. A note was on it saying it was intended for me. For a time I have kept it, but decided not to wear it. But during quiet nights, I swear I could hear the hat call for me. Demanding that I wear it.

After a sleepless week, I gave up and decided to wear the hat. Now I'm living a happy life with fellow Touhou players, having tea parties everyday.

>> No.5320111

>at the touhou
>play a dude

OP is taking it easy with copy&paste

>> No.5320113

I assume this is a poor edit of something intended for /tg/.

>> No.5320128

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEdqUnjXaDY god it has been months and im addicted to this song

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sigh, something tells me Op = T-Rex and Op has decided to start crying about it.

Well yeah i know your trolling, but im bored so ill pretend you actually trolled me, good job, pachi pachi pach ^__^ Ni~Paaa~~

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>>5320128
Go back to bed Kaguya.

>> No.5320176
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5320176

>Is it impossible for you to keep your mind out of the fucking gutter at the touhou?

No

>Why?

Because of you and everyone like you.

inb4: 400 replies to non-/jp/ and shitty stuff

Fuck you 1 billion times with the strength of 1 trillion suns.

Now this is an Aya thread.

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>>5320176
No, this thread has been claimed by our Mistress Yuyuko.

>> No.5320184

>>5320160
im not kaguya im rika

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>>5320187
Aya

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>>5320184
okay kaguya

>> No.5320198

>>5320176
>Fuck you 1 billion times with the strength of 1 trillion suns.
All that for a poorly-edited pasta?

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I actually had to check my tabs to see if I was still on /tg/.

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>>5320195
Yuyuko!

>> No.5320202

>>5320195
>>5320187
>>5320176
I SHALL DECIDE FOR I AM THE SUPREME IMAGE DUMPER.

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>>5320201
Aya!

>> No.5320216

>>5320210
AYAYAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAAA...

>> No.5320220

>>5320201
>>5320210
Both of you stop this tomfoolery!

>> No.5320224

At the Touhou (HO!), TouhouCabana (TouhouCabana)
The hottest spot north of Oksana (here)
At the Touhou (HO!), TouhouCabana
Sanae and Kanako and always the Suwako
At the Touhou....they fell in love

>> No.5320229

>male players
<---/v/ is that way

>> No.5320233

>>5320220
ayayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaaaa....

>> No.5320241

>>5320077
I actually mostly save cute/SFW Touhou pics.

However, I love porn and like to spread it like the smutmonger I am.

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