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Hi /jp/ I need some help,

I have a 17 yrs old sister, who is, thanks to me, quite addicted to Touhou. Everything was fine, until yesterday she suddenly broke up with her bf. The poor guy doesn't understand why and asked me, but I don't know either.

So I decided to ask my sis about it, therefore went to her room, and I heard some strange noise. I peeked through the lock and holy shit she's licking the monitor. I mean, she's licking Sanae's armpit as her wallpaper.

Well, that is... not my fault, right? Definitely not my fault. If it was me I'd lick Byakuren's thighs but nvm that. What should I tell the guy? "Sorry my sis turned lesbian for a fictional priestess who serves gods on a mountain in an isolated fictional world?"

>> No.5319795

>>5319781
well, why not?

>> No.5319791

play a game of pretend with your sister, Be sanae, let your sister being Reimu
wow seriously that's scary, if she is addicted to touhou because of you it's your fault

>> No.5319800

1. Dress as Sanae
2. Wait in bedroom
3. ?????
4. PROFIT

>> No.5319802

Why would you lick your monitor?

>> No.5319813
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>>5319800
No matter how he dresses this shit is still real

>> No.5319822
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>>5319802
Why wouldn't you?

>> No.5319825

Go ask her about it and report back.

>> No.5319831

>>5319813
most humans have that, not just men.
women are just more likely to take care of that problem than men are.

>> No.5319836

>>5319781
Bah you are fucking lying. I can smell it.

>> No.5319842

>>5319791
>play a game of pretend with your sister, let your cock be Sanae's armpit.

Fixed.

>> No.5319863

>>5319781
Your sister likes sluts
Enjoy have a slutty sister

>> No.5319884

>>5319825
This.

>> No.5319889

>>5319863
Sanae is not a slut.
She is a... good nympho!

>> No.5319897

>and I heard some strange noise
What's sound of someone licking a monitor? You have really good ears.

>> No.5319909

>>5319781
>and I heard some strange noise.

Since when does licking a monitor make any sound, let alone sound you can hear outside the room.

>> No.5319916

>>5319897
>>5319909
SLURP SLURP HNNNNNGH SLURP SLURP

>> No.5319921
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>>5319863
You like throwing that shitty meme around a lot do you?

>> No.5319922

>I have a 17 yrs old sister, who is, thanks to me, quite addicted to Touhou

Lying is bad you know

No-one plays touhou

>> No.5319927
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>> No.5319930

Congratulations OP. You turned your sister into a lesbian with good taste. You should be proud.

>> No.5319941

>>5319802

There are those JAV videos where girls smooch some glasses for like 4 minutes, they're interactive.

>> No.5319944

>>5319927
What is it Sanae? Is there something wrong with this?

>> No.5319953

I can't imagine saliva being good for your screen.

>> No.5319955

>>5319781
Speechless....

>> No.5319962

I want to believe, OP.
But I can't.

>> No.5319967

>>5319781

Tell the guy to become a trap and cosplay Sanae.

>> No.5319974

>>5319941
What?

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>> No.5319969

>>5319781
Now introduce her to /jp/

>> No.5319987

hey op, there is nothing to be ashamed, if i had a sister i would trasform her in a 2d lesbian

>> No.5319999 [DELETED] 

>>5319777

secret new 4chan hidden board invitation only http://tinyurl.com/2bqeaw5 fb43f7d957247f0ea441842cc70b3c05

>> No.5320018

>transform her into a 2d lesbian
Note: HUGE SUCCESS

>> No.5320024 [DELETED] 

>>5319778

secret new 4chan hidden board invitation only http://tinyurl.com/2bqeaw5 5175eb092da83aaf827f3be4d6b66b99

>> No.5320027

>I peeked through the lock

What the hell?

>> No.5320028

>>5320018
If I had a method to transform people into 2D lesbians, I'd use it on myself first and any willing Anonymous second.

>> No.5320047

>>5319921

What's the story on this gif?

>> No.5320063

>I peeked through the lock
Wow, do you live in like a 700 year old house or something?

>> No.5320064

>>5319781
凄い話兄貴

>> No.5320075

>>5320063
*sips tea, is vampire noble*

>> No.5320081

>>5320047
A kid's getting backpacks thrown at him for being a retard in his reading.

>> No.5320087

>>5320047
Russian schoolboys having fun at the classroom

>> No.5320085

>>5320063
My doors all have keyholes, and the house was built in the late 80's.
I'm in Europe though, maybe it's different in the US.

>> No.5320084

I can't imagine licking one's monitor to be hygenic in any capacity.

Probably smears the monitor, too.

>> No.5320092

>>5320047
>What's the story on this gif?
No story. Such is life in Russia.

>> No.5320100 [DELETED] 

>>5319779

secret new 4chan hidden board invitation only http://tinyurl.com/2bqeaw5 a575d0547f7e48cf00a69d6188ae3ab0

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>> No.5320104

>>5320085

my doors too, house built in 70
Italy here

>> No.5320126

Take a video you fuck.

>> No.5320130

>>5319909
>>5319897
Are you guys seriously thinking she would ONLY lick the monitor? I think not, at least her hands must be somewhere else.

>> No.5320137

>"Sorry my sis turned lesbian for a fictional priestess who serves gods on a mountain in an isolated fictional world?"

Quote of the week right here.

>> No.5320142

>>5319781
dat armpits

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