/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd crank dat ho.

>>5318818
No. That seems painful.

I sure would.

why would you do that to the poor illya?

This seems erotic.

>>5318823
NEWSFLASH;
PAIN IS SUDDENLY NOT EROTIC AT ALL.

Idiot.

>>5318841

Newsflash.

Not everyone is sadist.

Idiot.

>>5318853
Pain =/= Sadism

Come on guys.

It could be made of plastic.

>>5318855

Yes, but pain as eroticism is either sadism (wanting to inflict) or masochism (wanting to receive).

>>5318859
Come on dude.

Stop being a pansy.

>>5318866

Pansy nothing. It's a sexual preference that I do not appreciate.

No, it'd probably involves scat fetishism.

>>5318882

Silence. You have no proof.

>>5318877
You're such a drag.

What, you go and yell everytime you see something you don't like?

Or just when it comes to sexual preferences ?

May I ask if you're a homophobe as well?

>>5318816

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>>5318882
Nah, I suspect it's more to do with it being a much tighter gap to stick a penis in. And, no way of impregnating her.

>>5318888
Calm down Assburger, you're drooling again.
All he said was that he's not a sadist, and that getting pleasure from inflicting pain is sadism, which is correct.

Also, this reminds me of how in that Japanese bestseller book on anal masturbation they argued that if the Marquis de Sade liked it, it certainly must be a great thing and totally not painful. Had me lol.

Only on /jp/ will you see such a heated argument spring up over an ass lever. Good job, gentlemen.

>>5318954

The real question comes with what happens when you DO inevitably crank it.

>>5318959
The Grail starts up.

That's not an ass lever!

It's a clearly labeled anal bar.

>>5318954
/jp/ has aficionados of sexual fetishes. What do you expect?

>>5318966
anal!bar?

gb2 >>>/a/
reported

>>5318971

No just Anal Bar.

>>5318983
Well, all right then. Mystery solved.

>>5318983
I'm making a lame reference to ZUN!bar or whatever the trip layout is.

>>5318922
But anal masturbation isn't painful, and it feels good. Once you're used to it, that is.

>>5318816

i just found nude pictures of christopphpher poooeole there at http://tinyurl.com/25vo4w2 luLz 6b9946b209981e0b9d7f60ce1a06cb6e

>>5319103
Before that, it leaves you feeling really gooey afterwards.

I tried to stick one of those hexagonal key thingies in my butt once, it hurt a fuckload even with lube.

>>5318922
After reading that scan, I ended up with green and black bars patterned across my vision thanks to the poor scanning quality.

>>5319121
>I tried to stick one of those hexagonal key thingies in my butt once
A hex key? Even if you had gone for a smaller sized one, it wouldn't have felt good as it had (somewhat) sharp edges. You need to make sure whatever you insert is smooth. A hexagonal cross-sectioned pencil would just about be fine as its a lot softer than metal though. But you really want to be careful with what you put in and if in doubt go for something made for the job.

>>5318817

omg u totally wont believe this its like insane dude http://tinyurl.com/26ly2dn i lullzed several hours on dat thang lulzzzz 26226bf0623643fa32d31e6cc162bf05

OR you can use your fucking hands

I'm from /v/ and what is this?

>>5319153
Ratchet & Crank

>>5319153
asspie kimmo getting even more butthurt.

>>5319122
yeah, I've got a png version here which is a bit better. I just converted to jpg so the upload doesn't take forever.