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sup /jp/,

the current shogun is not strong enough to unify all of Japan. So, I'm going to take the iniative and kill off all Daimyo who do not pledge loyalty to me. There's a new shogun in town, and I am in charge.

>> No.5318780

Will you export Rapelay to other countries after you become supreme ruler?

>> No.5318787

>>5318780
japan will go back to the isolation under the tokugawa shogunate, when i run this bitch.

so...you're pledging loyalty?

>> No.5318791

>>5318787
No exporting Rapelay? No, I won't vote for you then.

>> No.5318792

>>Hideyoshi Toyotomi
>Not Toyotomi Hideyoshi


IMPOSTOR DETECTED

>> No.5318806

>>5318791
>vote
bitch this isn't an option, either support my shogunate, or i will burn your koku and exile your family

>>5318792
i'll fuck up your koku too

>> No.5318808
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5318808

Can I be in charge instead? I promise you all three meals a day, a piece of land, and massive orgies feast every sunday.

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>>5318808
>you
>shogun
>instead of me

>> No.5318827

>>5318806
What can one clown in a tin-can do against the might of the Proletariat?

>>5318808
I'll vote for you.

>> No.5318842
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5318842

An oppressive Shogun? Senseless Murder? This calls for a hero! This calls for-


Eh I'm sure Archer will handle it.

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5318848

Taking a step into my domains are you?

>> No.5318852
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5318852

Sure dude, go right ahead.

Everything is going according to keikaku

>> No.5318878

America here
Just being colonized by French and Spanish arquebusiers while Japan is running after each other with melee weapons.

>> No.5318895

>>5318878

Too bad that Japan had the highest amount of arquebusier troops than any other country in 1594

>> No.5318900

>>5318878
>while Japan is running after each other with melee weapons.
somebody plays too many video games

>> No.5318913

>>5318895
Japan here
Just slaughtering people in the Pacific while America doesn't have a fleet in the Pacific after Pearl Harbor for the next few months... ;_;

>> No.5318927

i will mow all rebels to my shogunate down like wheat before the scyth.

>> No.5318931 [DELETED] 

>>5318766

a[www]b[.]c[anon]d[talk]e[.]f[se]g9cd17d10528cd8db170dd6865f4f174f

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5318932

Your inferior imperial aims will amount to nothing in the end, for

WE SHALL RULE AGAIN

>> No.5318934

Man, I love Unagi

>> No.5318940 [DELETED] 

>>5318768

a[www]b[.]c[anon]d[talk]e[.]f[se]g2a0b9b46377d6eeac5b9c7522b932ed7

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>>5318927
And I will collect and harvest all those wheat you cut down to feed my army, and watches as your army crumble to starvation. Good game.

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5319205

Hey, I'd gladly help you unifying Japan, provided you don't question the means, or the regulations this cause would involve.

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>>5319205
Hey, what are you doing? Don't talk to the enemies. Get back in line before I whip you back in line.

>> No.5319213 [DELETED] 

>>5318769

omg u totally wont believe this its like insane dude http://tinyurl.com/26ly2dn i lullzed several hours on dat thang lulzzzz adfc207cb003dc27e4e8d065e15d7305

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5319258

>>5319211
.... manga girlz in my army ? wat the fuck is wrong with 'em ?

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5319266

Cool story, bro.

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