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5317693 No.5317693 [Reply] [Original]

Is ZUN a virgin?

>> No.5317698

Why would you think that?

>> No.5317702

Probably went to hookers while drunk, so no.

>> No.5317718

He lost it to Yukari. Remember when he said he based Yukari's design off one of his co-workers? Only, he added the frilly dress he'd want to see her in.

>> No.5317722

Who wouldn't want to suck his cock?

>> No.5317729

ZUN is a really productive guy and kind of a genius. He's also humorous and has a well-paying job. I'm pretty sure he is in a steady relationship if not married.

>> No.5317738

He's prolly not, idk, he's pretty ugly for an asian.

>> No.5317739

I wonder if he makes his wife dress up as his creations when they have sex.

>> No.5317748

If he's already married, shouldn't he already have a kid or two? What if he's already dressing them up?

>> No.5317755

>>5317738

Looks don't have anything to do with getting your dick wet.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if all the Touhous were based on the hot sluts ZUN busts nuts inside of every day.

>> No.5317771

>>5317755
That's quite a lot of ass.

>> No.5317781

>>5317755
I would like too meet his Shinki then.

>> No.5317784

>>5317755
But he looks like a horse. Do his sluts like getting fucked by Mr. Ed?

>> No.5317792

>>5317784

Wouldn't be surprising in the least.

>> No.5317800

>>5317784
I'm sure he just serenades them with some of his music and then they're all his.

>> No.5317809

>>5317800

I doubt he even needs to go that far.

He probably just talks about feelings and all the other sappy shit that gets women soaking wet.

>> No.5317808
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5317808

>>5317738
>pretty ugly

>> No.5317819

"Hey. I'm uh...I'm the creator of Touhou"

"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I watch Touhou videos all the time on Niconico! Yaranaika?!!"

>> No.5317831

>>5317819
"Hey. I'm uh...I'm the creator of Touhou"

"OMG, YOU'RE KIRBYM?! I LOVE WAFLAS!"

"Huh? I, uh..."

Every girl he fucks is a secondary.

>> No.5317835

>>5317831

He probably does all the kinky things in Touhou doujins.

I have the feeling that if I went to ZUN's house, I'd probably end up walking in on him defecating into some poor girl's mouth.

Guess which Touhou the girl is dressed as.

>> No.5317838

Isn't he going out with Yukari in real life?

>> No.5317839

>>5317819
If she wasn't very fat, and would fuck you just for that, then why not?

>> No.5317846 [DELETED] 

>>5317692

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>> No.5317845

>>5317835
Nitori?

>> No.5317847

>>5317835
Rinnosuke.

>> No.5318426

>>5317808
Best ZUN!

>> No.5318439

>>5317838
maribel?

>> No.5318453

No i actually think that ZUN is a lovely sweet girl deep inside.
He is very shy and mostly keeps to himself and browses around internet, builds his imaginary world and finds out ways to pass his time.

>> No.5318456

>>5318453
So we're all ZUN

>> No.5318481

And ZUN is us.

>> No.5318486 [DELETED] 

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