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531366 No.531366 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, currently i'm in deep Japanese territory.
So far they think I am one of them, how bad do you think the shitstorm will be when they find out i'm not Japanese?

>> No.531384

your nostrils make you look like a pig

>> No.531380

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE REALLY JAPANESE!

>> No.531391

>>531366
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20071110f1.html

Read this, and read it well.

>> No.531405

George Bush has a son?

>> No.531416

>>531380
why am I so pig like in appearance!?

>> No.531423

>>531366
so... what are you then?

>> No.531437

>>531423

Polish

>> No.531447

You like a JAPAN IS MURDERER.

>> No.531491

>>531423

MY DISGUISE IS FOOLPROOF!

>> No.531497

Do you really need a real estate agency when you have the internet?

Isn't there a Jap-equivalent to craigslist or something?

>> No.531532

>>531497

Even then i'm just staying at a hotel.

>> No.531558

Polish people are awesome so you'll be fine. Carry around an electric fan to root out the korean imposters, though.

>> No.531584

Your face looks like a monkey's face.

>> No.531586
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531586

>>531558

*snort*

>> No.531590

First tell them you are a burakumin and let it sink in and rub all sorts of shit in their face. Then when you're satisfied, tell them you're not japanese.

>> No.531591

>>531497
go look at craigslist, and click on Tokyo. Then click on 'women seeking men'. It's enlightening.

>> No.533117

>>531437
Polak w moim /jp/?

>> No.533127

>>531366
show them your drivers license. they will bow down to you.

>> No.533130

you're like a french guy who goes to america and DOESN'T TELL ANYONE HE'S FRENCH OMG LOLOLOLOL

>> No.533146

>>533127
What's up with Polish people in Japan? Seriously?

>> No.533152

Face doesn't look like jap.

>> No.533161

>>533146
Dunno lol

>> No.533176

ANDOU

>> No.533185

asian.jpg

>> No.533188

>>531391
Lol.

>> No.533204

You look almost Japanese, but there is something that screams WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

It is like an uncanny valley of Japanese.

>> No.534224

>>533117
I TY?!


Err, I'm Polish but I dot look quite different.
Maybe they'll boil you alive in a bowl of udon as soon as they find out - by analizying your feet and seeing you footindexfinger being differently crooked then their..

>> No.536146

Looks all the same to me.

On a related note, you are one ugly motherfucker. Even by Asian standards.

>> No.536195

>>536146

Not really. He'd be good-looking in Indonesia, and above average in the Philippines.

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536318

>>531366
Aizawa, is that you?

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