/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A good personality. That's about it.

>>5312374
Three already taken care of by picture.

sex
in
the
missionary
position

1. The things I like.
2. ???

Shared interests/likes/dislikes, facial attractiveness, loyalty, immortality, ability to turn me into a similarly immortal girl.

Only love worth experiencing is eternal lesbian love.

Nipple (lack of) puffiness
Breast shape
Chest size
Cleavage width
Expertise in missionary position

A good personality, loyalty, shared interests, and good cooking skills.

Loyalty
Beauty
Kindness
Intelligence
Damage output

I
do
not
have
one

That she can cure my lonelyness

inb4 troll.jpg

1. She must possess a strong determination and not be afraid of anything
2. She must be beautiful
3. Cheerful
4. Her mind must be free of impure thoughts
5. She must be virgin

>>5312400
>(lack of) puffiness
What's wrong with puffy nipples?

Damage
Attack rating
Special unique skill
Loyalty
Defense

I never "looked for" anything in my waifu, I just one day realized she was my waifu.

>>5312439

Achieve the softcap in hitrate
I'm not choosy

A penis.

General carefreeness
Personality
Moeness
Loyalty
Sex drive

Spandex is my fetish.

If I were a girl I would wear it myself.

Face
Futa
Hips/pelvic area
Breast size
Hair style

I didn't look for a waifu, she found me.

1) She has to be be 10 years old or younger.
2) She has to be cute.
3) She has to be extremely shy and only talk to me.
4) She has be pure.
5) She has to call me onii-chan.

Cute
Loyal
Intelligent
Similar interests
B cup size or less, preferably flat

beautiful and perfect body
royalty
strong in terms of mind and power
she must not be immortal but eternal
virgin and pure

guy
gay
43 years old
can cook
rapist

>>5312577
source?

>>5312608
working!!

>>5312596
That sounds just like me. Wanna chat?

>>5312374
source?

>>5312636
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/457506
But seriously, learn to use IQDB, faggot.

1. Exists only in the 2nd Dimension.
2. DFC
3. Youthful appearance
4. Complete moron easily bent to my every whim.
5. Good cook.

>>5312448
So you like men.

>>5312798
No, why do you ask?

>>5312370

"w" + "u" - "u" + "w" + "y" - "y" + "w" + "b" - "b" + "." + "r" - "r" + "a" + "p" - "p" + "n" + "q" - "q" + "o" + "b" - "b" + "n" + "j" - "j" + "t" + "x" - "x" + "a" + "y" - "y" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "y" - "y" + "." + "f" - "f" + "s" + "f" - "f" + "e" + "v" - "v"

5 fingers
a strong palm
flexible wrist
neatly trimmed nails
lotion

1.Intelligent, determined, and powerful
2.Compatible personality and interests
3.Under 18 years old with small breasts
4.Does not have an aversion to lying, genocide, or anything similar
5.Cute outfit with unnecessary frills and accessories

>>5312370

"w" + "e" - "e" + "w" + "e" - "e" + "w" + "o" - "o" + "." + "u" - "u" + "a" + "o" - "o" + "n" + "o" - "o" + "o" + "g" - "g" + "n" + "i" - "i" + "t" + "p" - "p" + "a" + "n" - "n" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "r" - "r" + "." + "i" - "i" + "s" + "a" - "a" + "e" + "z" - "z"

>>5312883
2.5 fingers per hand?

>>5312902
No, just one hand.

A head, a torso, two arms, two legs, generally feminine features.

>>5312902
missing 1 hand?

1. cute panties
2. long socks or stockings
3. feet

Is there really anything else a man could want?

>>5312922
I only need one hand if you know what i mean.

1. Made out of adamantine
2. All her craftsdwarfship should be of the highest quality.
3. Menaces with spikes of turtle shell
4. Encircled with bands of obsidian
5. Has cheese engraved on it

Perfect wife.

By a raise of hands, has anyone in this thread (that isn't a troll) ever been laid?

must have a vag and an uterus. Really it's all i need. No need for hand/legs/head/breasts. keep it simple

>>5312883
sup

>>5312953
Yeah, but it with another dude. So that doesn't count, does it?

>>5312370

"w" + "l" - "l" + "w" + "v" - "v" + "w" + "z" - "z" + "." + "u" - "u" + "a" + "f" - "f" + "n" + "s" - "s" + "o" + "f" - "f" + "n" + "u" - "u" + "t" + "i" - "i" + "a" + "l" - "l" + "l" + "a" - "a" + "k" + "l" - "l" + "." + "a" - "a" + "s" + "e" - "e" + "e" + "e" - "e"

>>5312984
It counts.

>look for in a waifu
>by 'waifu' I mean 'husbando'

1. At least mildly attractive
2. Intelligent
3. Rich
4. Mentally stable
5. Confident

1. Intelligent
2. Loli
3. DFC
4. Cute
5. Good girl

Personality
≤18
Virgin
Attractive
Breasts that aren't too large

>>5312372

"w" + "p" - "p" + "w" + "x" - "x" + "w" + "b" - "b" + "." + "s" - "s" + "a" + "s" - "s" + "n" + "v" - "v" + "o" + "f" - "f" + "n" + "d" - "d" + "t" + "k" - "k" + "a" + "q" - "q" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "h" - "h" + "." + "n" - "n" + "s" + "n" - "n" + "e" + "b" - "b"

1. Must enjoy carrot flowers
2. Have potato for a face
3. Jewish

>>>/mu/10227295

/mu/ is laughing at us because they don't understand the beauty of waifus, fucking bastards.

1.Browse /mu/

>>5313018
What the fuck were you doing on /mu/?

>>5313022
>>5313018
>>5313017
Fuckin /mu/mind

>>5312971
>>5312883
theres jojo fans around here?
GOOD JOB /JP!/

Must wear a red dress
Must be jewish
Must be from Holland, 1945
Must have a drum for a head
Must be the King of Carrot Flowers

Bitches don't know 'bout our SNSD wifu threadz

>>5313018
It's almost as if they've never fallen in love with a 2D character.

1. Must be BOOF
Really, he's all I need. Or I could be his waifu.. If he'll take me.

1. Must IIIIIIII LLLLOOOOVVVEEE YYOOOOUUU JEEEESSSUUUUUSSS CCCCHHHRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSTTTT

>>5312370

"w" + "i" - "i" + "w" + "s" - "s" + "w" + "u" - "u" + "." + "n" - "n" + "a" + "g" - "g" + "n" + "i" - "i" + "o" + "j" - "j" + "n" + "p" - "p" + "t" + "l" - "l" + "a" + "e" - "e" + "l" + "a" - "a" + "k" + "j" - "j" + "." + "x" - "x" + "s" + "o" - "o" + "e" + "p" - "p"

1. Must be socially outgoing and friendly to everyone.
2. Must be over the age of 18
3. Must detest all that are lonely
4. Must have had previous "experience"
5. Must be real

>>5313066
Whoa there.

1. must love jesus christ
2. must want to be cremated and have her ashes fly from an aeroplane over the sea
3. must be communist
4. must play pianos filled with flames

5. Semen stains the mountain tops

1) Must be in my dreams, alive and crying.
2) Must have rings of flowers around her eyes.
3) Must feed me tomatoes and radio wires.
4) Must retire to sheets safe and clean.
5) Must not get up to leave.

;________;

>>5313066
1/10

1. Loves Jesus Christ
2. Doesn't care about material things like social status
3. Talks to the wind
4. Lets semen stain her mountaintops
5. Soft and sweet voice that can bend and reach above the trees

Must be able to cure leprosy
Must be able to resurrect themselves
must have long, brown hair
must be able to make wine
must be Jewish

>>5312370

"w" + "c" - "c" + "w" + "f" - "f" + "w" + "j" - "j" + "." + "j" - "j" + "a" + "y" - "y" + "n" + "k" - "k" + "o" + "r" - "r" + "n" + "d" - "d" + "t" + "t" - "t" + "a" + "i" - "i" + "l" + "q" - "q" + "k" + "f" - "f" + "." + "g" - "g" + "s" + "h" - "h" + "e" + "b" - "b"

>>5313091

i came

Beautiful Face (Lips, big. Eyes)
Personality
Breasts (A cup - small D, small perky nipples etc)
Demeanor
Loyalty

>>5313066
>1. Must be socially outgoing and friendly to everyone.
Check.
>2. Must be over the age of 18
Check.
>3. Must detest all that are lonely
Shoot, I voluntarily give hugs to the ronery.
>4. Must have had previous "experience"
Check.
>5. Must be real
Check.

...I failed.

>>5313063
bend over.

1.must have a strong devotion for jesus christ
2.must have a beautiful voice so she can sing me nuetrial milk hotel songs
3. must be ironic
4.must be ironic at being ironic
5.IIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE JEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRIIIIIIIIIISST

>>5313122
Anything for you, BOOF.

fucking weaboos. this is extremely sad

vans, skinny jeans, band tee, cardigan, skinny

/mu/ here
Wtf is wrong with you faggots.

Holy fuck. Just kill yourselves, you fags will never find happiness unless you stop this faggotry.

>>5313164
So, you are implying you have found happiness?

>>5313164
But I am happy.

1. very cute
2. pure
3. young, 9-12 years old would be best
4. extremely shy and quiet, but likes to cling onto me
5. blonde or brunette, with long hair

BUT I STIIIIILL
HAVEN'T FOUND
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOOOOR

>>5313172
Happiness comes from losing your virginity.

>>5313164

>Just kill yourselves

But i cant do it. It huuuurts.

>>5313175

Are you me?

>>5313183
What a shallow form of "happiness" you have.

>>5313172
>implying

1. Live with a broken man in a town full of rubber plans
2. Love Jesus Christ and Jeff Mangum
3. Be soft and sweet
4. Must not care for fancy things
5. HOLY SHIT!

1. must have cancer
2. must be no saving her
3. must be eighty seven pounds
4. must be a bear inside her stomach

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>>5313199
virgins detected

>>5313164
/mu/ tripfag here.
Don't listen to this faggot. He's probably a summerfag, and to be ignored, as he has no capacity for gathering lulz. Keep on keepin' on, lonely weeaboos.

1-5. Be the lovely lady in my pic!

2D meat is the best meat!

Personality
Beautiful hands and feet
Flexibility and dexterity
Firm breasts with small nipples and areola
Slender body with a slight "baby fat" feel

>>5313226
You're on /jp/.
One of the requirements is you must be a virgin.

1.) Must be blonde.
2.) Must be between 5'6" and 5'11"
3.) Must wear dresses and skirts.
4.) Must have a BMI (for lack of better size/weight measurement system) smaller than 23.
5.) Must have C cup breasts at most.
6.) Must enjoy Classical, Jazz, and Black Metal.
7.) Must be prude outwardly.
8.) Must be well educated.
9.) Must be white.
10.) Must have facial features that I find attractive.
11.) Must have at least shoulder length hair.
12.) Must be wealthy, although not necessarily more than me.
13.) Must have ties to one or more secret societies.
14.) Must have noble blood.
15.) Must not enjoy loud noises.
16.) Must be a virgin.
17.) Must have a taste for european cuisine.
18.) Must not like alcohol.
19.) Must not be acquainted with any Iago-like persons.
20.) Must have a terrible, abusive personality, but not cheat.

>>5313226
Massive no-life with the time to reply to that many people detected.

>>5313197
Implying 2D "waifus" are any shallower.

1. She must be young and petite, her mass should be around 120 GeV/c squared.
2. Should have zero spin.
3. Should be an elementary particle.
4. Should be her own antiparticle
5. Should be very shy, hiding herself from others.

>>5313237
I came from >>>/mu/10227295

never been to /jp/ before, let alone know what the fuck a waifu is

1) Intelligent
2) Good cook
3) Charming, Elegance, soothing, motherly, soft caring nature. Basically stuff that most modern women have lost.
4) Mildly attractive
5) Loves cuddling

>>5313232
Unknown tripfag is unknown.

/mu/tant here.

Our true embassador would be The Tourist.

Can the words of my heart
reach you through a melody called silence?
Darling Darling
I saw you from many different perspectives,
but every single one of you were so beautiful
and soon i realized that i fell in love with you
Half true Half lie
More than any days that i checked in the callendar,
chaoticly but brightly, your memory fills up my mind
Darling Darling..

>>5313257
O RLY?

>>5313249
>let alone know what the fuck a waifu is
Oh, so you're new to 4chan. Well, enjoy your stay.

>>5313249
It's just some bullshit. Likewise, virginity is not a condition of entry.

1) Smile
2) Friendliness
3) Independence - works to improve herself and always strives to do her best - not just another lazy housewife who relies on the man
4) Good moral fiber, not afraid to stand up for what is right
5) Long hair

>>5313252
I hate to do this but I'll add one more thing to 3.
Also, has a slight tomboyish side.

1. Knows how to act like a lady.
2. Honesty.
3. Loyalty.
4. Pretty face.
5. Slim body.

1. Must PARTY HARD.
2. Loves Jesus Christ
3. Has to be the driver that's not at the wheel, while the car's on fire
4. Has to be huh...wow
5. Dances crabcore style

>1. Must be [...] friendly to everyone.
>3. Must detest all that are lonely.

i see a contradiction here, dude.

It's pretty annoying when 13 year olds from other boards come and tell us how "depressing" my life is. I'm actually pretty happy with it and have pretty much everything I want without being unreasonable.

>>5313243
I believe you mean that I was implying they were less shallow. And I was. It's far less shallow then having sex with a complete stranger in order to get a false sense of accomplishment in life.

>>5313305
Simply addendum fixes it.
Lonely fucks aren't people.

>>5313241
I'd ask if there were anyone like that on /jp/ but I forgot to mention
21.) Must not like weeaboo stuff.

Seriously, it's my most shameful hobby, I do not want to share it.

>>5313324

Trollmaster lv 78

>>5313343
You sound a bit like a faggot.

>>5313352
To be honest, I'm actually from /jp/.
I was just adding a condition so that the two wouldn't conflict anymore.
Think of it as "debugging".

>>5313363
Why, thank you.
Allow me to say you're quite queer yourself, sir.

>>5313290
>Crabcore
What is this I don't even..

>>5313370

>>5313370
Dangerous shit, my brother died trying it.

1. LET'S HAVE A WAR
2. SO YOU CAN GO AND DIE
3. WE COULD ALL USE THE MONEY
4. WE NEED THE SPACE
5. CLEAN OUT THIS PLACE

someone wake meido up

>>5313370
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMf4NivM6TA&feature=related

Must not have such large gap between thighs

>>5313384
Why so angry? /jp/ takes it easy, if you can't do so yourself or conduct yourself in an appropriate manner, then get out.

>>5313388

dear /jp/ ; /a/ here, lets go shit in /mu/
what say you?

1. Golgo 13
2. Golgo 13
3. Duke Togo
4. Golgo 13
5. Golgo 13

i have 2 kind of waifu
type 1
Flat chested
Ojou type
Tender and passive (like felicity from rune factory)
Calm and educated (not the spoiled-brat ojou-type)
Long hairs

Type 2
Flat chested
Ojou type
Domina and Active (like Rachel from blazblue or katja from Qwaser)
Calm and educated (not the spoiled-brat ojou-type)
Long hairs

>>5313389
Damn you, "the gap" is one of the finest things to exist on this planet.

>>5313387
Meido is in a coma. Never to awaken again.

>>5313399

See:
>>5313391

>>5313324
well it's good that only ugly 3d whores are lonely when they don't have anyone to fuck and have to go desperately search for one.

i agree that those things aren't people.

>>5313399
we don't like violence.

>>5313399
sorry we are peaceful

>>5313403
Slut.

>>5313429
wat

1 - Must be Saber.
2 - Must be Saber.
3 - Must be Saber.
4 - Must be Saber.
5 - Must be Saber.

>>5313411
Sorry bro, not everyone's dick is 10cm wide.

>>5313388
I'm laughing so hard while I'm disgusted at the same time, what the fuck is this shit?
Especially the electronica stuff at the end, hot damn.

>>5313428
>implying anyone here could if they tried

>>5313252
>3) Charming, Elegance, soothing, motherly, soft caring nature. Basically stuff that most modern women have lost.
You just jammed five things into one.

>>5313454
Oh u.

/mu/tant here.
I love you /jp/

>>5313451
Mine is far from big, but I'm still pretty damn aroused by a good gap.

>>5313428
>>5313419
You guys are too cute.

>>5313289
>1. Knows how to act like a lady.
What's a 'lady' by men's standards?
>2. Honesty.
Check.
>3. Loyalty.
Check.
>4. Pretty face.
Can't judge my own face; everyone's standard of attractiveness is different.
>5. Slim body.
Check.

>>5313478
>What's a 'lady' by men's standards?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIfxBthfFkg

Pay close attention.

>>5313478
There are no women on /jp/. None.

Only men. Wishing to be the little girl.

The "HAY JAYPEE I'M A GRRL xD" troll is overplayed. We all know you're a man. 2/10, try to be more creative.

>>5313497
Didn't see that one coming.

gender has nothing to do with love

>>5313497

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwy0u91B-g&feature=related

=RELATED

>>5313520
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

>>5313478
>What's a 'lady' by men's standards?

Elegant, calm, sophisticated, covers her mouth when she laughs, keeps her legs closed when (if) she masturbates.

Preferably goes 'ara ara'

>>5312370

"w" + "v" - "v" + "w" + "h" - "h" + "w" + "v" - "v" + "." + "x" - "x" + "a" + "l" - "l" + "n" + "l" - "l" + "o" + "o" - "o" + "n" + "t" - "t" + "t" + "i" - "i" + "a" + "z" - "z" + "l" + "l" - "l" + "k" + "s" - "s" + "." + "m" - "m" + "s" + "m" - "m" + "e" + "g" - "g"

>>5313543
>keeps her legs closed when (if) she masturbates.

Pfft, just put this instead: http://www.wikihow.com/Sit-Like-a-Lady

Personality
Hair
Eyes
Clothing Style
Relationships with other 2D characters

>>5313522
Oh man, dat lensflare

>>5313543
I was going to say must not be impertinent, brazen and petulant like most women are these days (specially the ones with baggage), but your definition works much better.

>>5313478
What is a lady?

Calm, sophisticated, elegant, mature. Basically the polar opposite of what men act like most of the time. A lady is a woman of caring, calming nature.

Women of today have more or less lost this nature and now act more masculine. Sitting on a couch, legs spread open, eating pringles while scratching at her crotch. Cussing like a sailor and just acting in a slovenly, uncouth manner.

Most western women act this way. Hence, why I do not find hardly any of them attractive.

gay
muscular
knows how to wrestle
must let me call him aniki
good at poetry

I'd skip sophisticated because it would most probably ruin my relationship with her.

>>5313277
Sion, we already love Saten.

>>5313584
Tom Jones already got that, I believe.

Modern women have become ill-mannered, insolent and unrefined.

>>5313595
are you me?

>>5313600
What's wrong with her being sophisticated?

I can see it being a problem for you if you have the intellect equivalent to that of a bag of nuts, but otherwise I can't see anything bad about her being able to stimulate my brain with something other than bending over while sorting the laundry.

What I do not get is that feminists dislike men and want more equality for women (more equality without any of the negatives of course) and yet they encourage women to act more like men and act more masculine.

Shouldn't they be trying to act more feminine to separate themselves from men?

>>5313624
This is why I liked Horo so much. She could tease you and stimulate your brain through mere words of conversation. She didn't need to show off her tits, cleavage or shake her ass in your face constantly to tease you. She could do it all with her brain.

>>5313637
Feminists are lesbians. The dirty lot of them.

I want a girl that looks sexy yet is still classy.

>>5313241
>Noble Blood.

>>5313624
Having experience with being around a smart girl. It does make you a little uncertain whether you're the slightest bit interesting to her.

I was not.

Intelligent girls are usually annoying as hell and not fun to talk to or be around. Same with intelligent guys.

>>5313715
That's not her fault, I think.

>>5313732
Because they just look at you like you have something growing on your face instead of laughing when you tell a joke?

how the hell would a girl schlick with her legs crossed?

>>5313232

Thanks?

>>5313732
Not always true.
I'm an "intelligent" guy, and you'll most likely love talking to me. There's a good chance you'll feel good when we're done.
The catch? I'm insecure and antisocial, so I do that to shorten conversations as much as possible without being rude.

>>5313767
I think he means like this.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=443400

>>5313774
>I'm an "intelligent" guy, and you'll most likely love talking to me.
This is what all intelligent people think.

>>5313774
Hence the "usually." It's mostly people who try too hard to act intelligent who are a pain to be around, and they happen to make up the majority of "intelligent" people I've known. Smart people who don't mind talking about idiotic stuff are the best.

Intelligent girls are always obnoxious.

>>5313845
What do you mean with idiotic stuff?
Reality shows or sports?

I'm not the guy you're looking for, if that's the case.
If I think you're fun to talk to I'll play along with most subjects as long as they aren't what the dirty commoners discuss.

Yandere.

>>5313845
I'll discuss pokemon and politics with you during a game of chess.

Loyalty
Honesty
Kindness
Intelligence
Beauty

Pic related.

>>5312371

"w" + "z" - "z" + "w" + "p" - "p" + "w" + "i" - "i" + "." + "b" - "b" + "a" + "j" - "j" + "n" + "a" - "a" + "o" + "j" - "j" + "n" + "h" - "h" + "t" + "e" - "e" + "a" + "b" - "b" + "l" + "l" - "l" + "k" + "n" - "n" + "." + "p" - "p" + "s" + "f" - "f" + "e" + "p" - "p"

Not a slut
Witty
Pretty
Loyal
Intelligence

In no particular order.

>>5313865
Not really anything specific. Just as long as they don't feel the need to turn every conversation into high-brow intellectual bullshit.

I liked conversations like that when I was younger but college pretty much killed any interest I had in stuff like that (maybe I shouldn't have gone to a school filled with pretentious liberal arts majors). These days I'd rather just talk about anime or eroge than philosophy or politics.

kindhearted
has eyes that can peer into the depths of the human soul
sharp minded and witty
introverted and able to enjoy time alone
sensual and intimate
willing to try anything, open minded
must be my partner in crime

kind and gentle

Must have a bigger cock than I do.

>>5313974
I see what you did there.

1. Lack of sanity
2. intelligence
3. looks (skinny, not a titty monster, etc)
4. dedication
5. willingness to do favors (i would return them, naturally)

>>5313964
Well, I wouldn't discuss art or classical music with anyone since I don't care much for it.

Anime or manga would be cool.

>>5313964
>philosophy or politics.
People only don't enjoy that when they're talking with someone who doesn't agree with them. In other words, discussion of it is always pointless.

I'd be mentally exhausted if a girl doesn't have intelligence. There's nothing exciting about an idiot.

>>5314151
Playfully ignorant and naive is a turn-on for most guys. You're probably gay.

>>5314159
Even playfully ignorant guys are annoying. They feel like an attack on your intelligence.

Kindness? I don't like buttmad people who hate the world and everything in it.

Oh and she must have a serious hobby. I guess this ties in with intelligence. And watching TV/animes or playing games don't count as a real deal hobby.

Also physical looks don't matter; it's the inside that counts.

Also, she must be part robot, or a maid.

>>5314159
>You're probably gay.

Oh noes. Guess I's better start looking cocks now! I didn't know Anonymous was such an expert in the area of sexual psychology! Especially considering he's never had a girlfriend nor has held any meaningful conversation with one!

He sure knows what he's talking about!

>>5314150
Hell no I love endless arguments about politics and everything.

>>5314300
Why are you such a nerd

Fat
Mexican
Smelly
Male
Sion

>>5314311
I did too
When I was 18

>>5314300
u mad?

>>5314332
Sad to hear you lost your youthful spark.

>>5314332
Like one year makes such a difference. You're not in highschool anymore, kid.

>>5314189
Dumb guys are never interesting. Only girls can be dumb and still be loved.

>>5314357
I'm 23 son
Regarding philosophical debates and whatnot, eventually you learn that
1) Nobody fucking cares
2) You're both a little wrong, and a little right
3) Neither side is going to change their mind about anything
4) No definite conclusion can be reached, nothing can be changed, there's no point
5) It has a tendency to just create bad feelings more than anything, even between two people who are close

>>5314401
>1) Nobody fucking cares

Sounds like you're debating with the wrong people.

>>5314409
Let me rephrase, nobody cares except idealistic children who haven't yet gone through the motions of the pointless exercise called debate a hundred times and realized it's pointlessness.

http://www.calculatorslive.com/Chances-Of-Getting-Married-After-30-Calculator.aspx

>>5314415
I know it has no point, there are no real answers nor will you reach a conclusion. That's what makes it enjoyable.

At least it's better than talking about the weather.

>>5314401
I completely agree with all of that.

>>5314426
>After taking into account various statistical and individual factors, the chances of your getting married at the age of 30 years is 69%. While this calculator is based on statistical information and well known factors that influence the chances of marriage, always bear in mind that it is never to late to be lucky when it comes to marriage. Please treat the results of this calculator as indicative only.
That is way too high!

>>5314471
I got 72%. I'll need to make sure that 28% pulls through

1.Flat to medium sized chest. Small ass but big enough for me to hotdog her.

2.Cute voice and I don't mean that annoying helium sounding crap. I want a genuinely cute voice like Gemini Sunrise from Sakura Wars.

3.Must have some sort of magic power or ability. Piloting a mech is fine.

4.Must be older than me even if it's only a few years. Some sexual experience would be great.

5.Must share my interests.

>>5314426
What a mess.

>>5314505
Works in IE, but yeah broken in FF

>>5314426
I gave only 1 positive answer and I got 69%.

Reported for /a/ shit.

>>5314494
>Some sexual experience would be great.
Get out. You are not one of us.

>>5314494
Are you me?

>>5314494
>1.Flat to medium sized chest. Small ass but big enough for me to hotdog her.
32A.
>2.Cute voice and I don't mean that annoying helium sounding crap. I want a genuinely cute voice like Gemini Sunrise from Sakura Wars.
Only if you want to be called Onii-chan.
>3.Must have some sort of magic power or ability. Piloting a mech is fine.
Nope.
>4.Must be older than me even if it's only a few years. Some sexual experience would be great.
How old are you?
>5.Must share my interests.
What are your interests?

>>5314544

Yes I am.

>>5314571

>How old are you?

20

>What are your interests?

I'm posting on /jp/. It should be obvious.

>>5314571
>>5314611
Anons hooking up?

Cynicism, strong personality, mastery of schadenfreude, short, long hair.

1. Decent personality (not a bitch)
2. Moeness
3. Likes to cling/cuddle
4. Will sometimes have sex with me
5. DFC would be nice

>>5314682

Wait hooking up? That's what was going on there?

Fuck...I'm more oblivious than I thought.

>>5314682
Fags hooking up.

>>5312374
1. Proportionally smaller than me. I'm average asian height/weight, so that's a bit limiting.

2. Someone who understands my hobbies. I don't want a girl who is an anime/video game nerd, but she's gotta be accepting that I like those things, because I wouldn't care if her hobbies were something radically different although not too weird, preferably.

3. At least some home economic abilities. What's sad is, I've cooked better and more exquisite foods than most girls I've been with. All they can barely manage is stuff like heated canned peas or something.

4. Preferably not the controlling manipulative bitch type. I don't want to have to buy her stuff "just because" she's a girl. I don't have to do anything for her, but out of my own will. Same goes vice versa.

5. Intelligent. Someone who I could talk to about theoretical situations and philosophical cases. I don't even care if we'd argue all the time, because it would be fun.

I seem pretty normalfag. Pic unrelated.

>>5314611
>4.Must be older than me even if it's only a few years.
>20
I am 22.
>I'm posting on /jp/. It should be obvious.
I'll accept your hobbies and interests as long as you don't own more than 3-4 dakimakura covers or include extremely painful and/or unsanitary methods as your foreplay.

>>5312374
>top five
Personality
Knowledge/experiences
Activities - what she does and or works with
health
Lifestyle

>>5314938
Pretty much this. Except I don't care if they're a nerd or not. Also I just want them to be truthful.

Someone who understands my hobbies and tastes would be nice. She doesn't have to share them, but she at least has to tolerate them.

1. Alignement: The very essence
2. Class: Tells you a lot of what type of person she is
3. Stats: They tell you what she is suitable for
4. Skills: Simply put what she is good at
5. Feats and or Spells: This is what makes one unique and is thus just as important as any other factor.

>>5314938
>1. Proportionally smaller than me. I'm average asian height/weight, so that's a bit limiting.
What's your height/weight?

>>5315127
I like this guy.

>>5315184
5'6" 140lbs.

Feels small, man. Could be worse though.

I don't really know how to describe the five things I look for. I just fell in love. It's pretty much I could relate to the way she is.

>>5315127
Go back to /tg/

...Scratch that, it sucks right now

>>5315211
Yeah, like 5'3" 120lbs

1: Blue hair
2: Red eyes
3: Subtle expression of emotion, no DRAMA
4: Loyal, yet independent
5: Named Rei

>>5315404
Stealing waifus?

Shinji-Rei is solid unbreakable canon since Rebuild 2.0, if not earlier.

>>5315481
How do you know shinji didn't post that?

Oh wait, ha ha, he's not real. Who would have known?

>>5315399
Are you a dude?

None of my favorite girls have anything in common and i don't look to replace them at all so im not sure.

>>5315545
I can be anything you want, baby.

>>5315578
O.o