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5309952 No.5309952 [Reply] [Original]

I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, shit or maybe she shit herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you fucking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a shit, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.

>> No.5309960 [DELETED] 

>>5309951

"w" + "l" - "l" + "w" + "h" - "h" + "w" + "g" - "g" + "." + "v" - "v" + "a" + "l" - "l" + "n" + "a" - "a" + "o" + "q" - "q" + "n" + "k" - "k" + "t" + "k" - "k" + "a" + "t" - "t" + "l" + "m" - "m" + "k" + "d" - "d" + "." + "d" - "d" + "s" + "r" - "r" + "e" + "p" - "p"

>> No.5309965

Reported.

>> No.5309973
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5309973

Bang.

>> No.5310003

Original polite korean.jpg poster here, don't impersonate me. I have a monopoly on that shit and I wish to maintain it.

>> No.5310017
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5310017

You'll never penetrate Tossgirl's natural ;_;

>> No.5310026

>>5310017
;_;

>> No.5310032

Fucking added to my copypasta text file.

>> No.5310045 [DELETED] 

>>5309951

"w" + "k" - "k" + "w" + "l" - "l" + "w" + "b" - "b" + "." + "f" - "f" + "a" + "h" - "h" + "n" + "e" - "e" + "o" + "x" - "x" + "n" + "g" - "g" + "t" + "b" - "b" + "a" + "i" - "i" + "l" + "y" - "y" + "k" + "t" - "t" + "." + "p" - "p" + "s" + "g" - "g" + "e" + "e" - "e"

>> No.5310037

Fuck you Jaedong, you piece of cheating bastard shit.

I remember the old glorious days where Nal Ra and Lim Yo Hwan would eat Jaedon for breakfast.

>> No.5310072

Ｈｏｗ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｕｃｋ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｎｏｔ　ｂａｎｎｅｄ　ｙｅ
ｔ。

>> No.5310076

>>5310017

Corean after many plastic surgery.

>> No.5310083

>>5310076
You shut your dirty mouth.

>> No.5310092
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5310092

I don't know about regular farts, but I'm pretty sure Maridah's farts would smell better than a lot of things.

I mean I don't know about figurine resin, but I think her bubbly thighfarts would hold their own against mangas and the like pretty well.

>> No.5310108

>>5310092
you now Realize woman have stronger gastric smells.

no seriously, they do. even their # 2 smells stronger then a males.

>> No.5310110

Irony!
I got to the word "fart" in OP's post, and my dog farts.

>> No.5310122

>>5310017

I 'sair/reaver harass her every night.

>> No.5310130

>>5310110
That's not ironic at all. Are you, by any chance, American?

>> No.5310133

Reported for Korean shit

>> No.5310132

>>5310110
That's not irony, fuckhead, that's a coincidence.

>> No.5310145

GET OUT FART DEVS

>> No.5310151

>>5310037

When did Jaedong ever cheat? Don't get me wrong I love Boxer, Nal Ra, JulyZerg, XellOs etc. more than these faggy new players but I don't think he's a cheater.

>> No.5310172
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5310172

>>5310151
"Yeah Savior is no more of a cheater than I am."

>> No.5310212
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5310212

some fags in /mu/ are making fun of this thread

>> No.5310243

  _   ∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　wafting farts
⊂彡

>> No.5310253

>>5310212
>this thread
>we're the fags
lolno

>> No.5310262

Get out /mu/ devs.

>> No.5310263

>>5310212
>implying it shouldn't be made fun of

>> No.5310276
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5310276

Why is there no Maridah fanart?

>> No.5310279
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5310279

>>5310276
I have Marida fanart, if you want that.

>> No.5310290

>>5310276
Because she is ugly/

>> No.5312369
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5312369

>> No.5312450

>>5310276
Why does she have a cup with "GAY♂BAR" written on it?

>> No.5312563

>>5312450
Maybe she's an Electric Six fan.

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