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This looks legit.

Now why would you do that

why is that girl kicking a hobo

>>5309129
so that he can see her pantsu

I love how Keanu has that black aura of despair and hopelessness around him.

>>5309129
His sign is telling the truth about otaku scum and since she is otaku scum it upsets her.

>>5309133
[Despair Sign] ～ Actor Forgotten by All

What the hell is Keanu doing on the streets?

>>5309338
Being depressed. And with reason.

His wife and child got killed by a drunk 10 years ago. He has been single ever since.

Come on, give Keanu a break, he's been through some tough shit.

>>5309364
Wait, the child was a stillborn. His wife died after that.

So yeah.

>>5309364
I don't think he'd be depressed for that long. He's just.. not sure whether he's still alive.

This whole Keanu thing is probably viral marketing for that new movie. Pretty funny, though.

>>5309373
Happy marriage, successful career, your wife is pregnant.
Child is a stillborn. You were looking forward to meeting your child.
Shortly after that, you wife is killed by a fucking drunk.

DESPAIR.

And people say that god does not exist when horrible stuff like this happens.

>>5309364
>>5309369
>>5309380

They weren't married.

>His first name means "cool breeze over the mountains"
>Dad abandoned the family when he was 3, never reconnected with him
>Mom was a showgirl
>Long string of 5>6 stepfathers, constantly moving
>Different high schools
>Dyslexia
>Had a keen interest in hockey but the Olympic dream ended after an injury
>Dropped out of high school to become an actor
>Daughter died stillborn
>Girlfriend died in car crash
>Close friend died of...drugs?
>Never married
>avoids most relationships
>Turns down big roles if he believes the character's too violent
>Took a 90% pay cut on his salary on The Replacements (2000) so Gene Hackman could be cast. Previously, he had deferred $2 million of his salary so that Al Pacino could be cast on The Devil's Advocate (1997)
>Gives most of his earnings to charity and the backstage people who help on the set
>His best friend is his sister
>Sister dying of leukemia
>His remaining money probably pays for her medical bills
>"I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb."

>>>>"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime."

>>5309376
Could be...But all this shit is still true.

You think they purposely killed his girlfriend just for a fucking movie?

What would Keanu do if he were transported to Gensokyo?

I mean he's already an immortal, so he wouldn't end up as food for a Youkai, but what would be come of him?

>>5309390
Xtreme marketing!

Listen to keanu the sage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfdEA3bdC-U&feature=related

>>5309385
... what can I say?

Meanwhile, I have been extremely lucky all my live, yet I know I will never do anything of worth.

>>5309405
Being an actor is only a job, so unless you've been a NEET all your life, I'm sure you're equal to Keanu.

>>5309412
Ah, no. I have been working to feed myself and my family for over a decade. But I can't say it is anything important. Just a plain life.

Keanu, I've honestly never thought of you as an amazing actor... but now I see that you are an amazing person.

Hang in there, buddy.

>>5309385
This makes me sad. ;_;

Love /mu/.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=hpy3t327

>he's left handed but play bass with his right hand

Well, I guess he is smart afterall.

>>5309364
>>5309385
>can't act.

I'm sorry for always hating on you Keanu.

Why does eating his lunch on a park bench mean he's cripplingly depressed? Maybe he just wanted to eat on a park bench outside that day?

>>5309380