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...our operation is small...

...but there is a lot of potential...

...for aggressive expansion.

So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh. There's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have...

...tryouts.

Make it fast.

>> No.5307688
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Moe~

>> No.5307694

I have the ability to work my way into the hearts of millions.

>> No.5307701
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Prepare for trouble...


...and make it double.

>> No.5307713

i don't like loli, no thank

>> No.5307726

Silly fairies. You know that aggression is met in kind.

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>>5307726
That's what you're for. To take the brunt of it.

>> No.5307743

>>5307735
Jokes on you, bitches. I can't tank worth shit.

>> No.5307747

>>5307713
>I don't like loli

I am having some mixed thoughts about you.

>> No.5307753

>>5307747
YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE, if you know it ok then...

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>>5307743
Who said anything about tanking? You're a decoy.

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>> No.5307780

I'd gladly be your decoy, but there's a bit of a distance issue... How do I get to Gensokyo?

>> No.5307813
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We'll take you, of course.

>> No.5307847

Hrm...
Why exactly should I trust a fairy? How do I know this isn't a prank?

>> No.5307867
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There's only one way to find out.

Care to take the chance?

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>>5307847
Do we really look like girls with plans?
You know what we are? We're fairies chasing P's. We wouldn't know what to do with one
if we caught it. You know? We just do things.

The Mansion has plans. The tengus have plans.

Yukari got plans.

You know, they're schemers.

Schemers trying to control their little worlds.

We're not schemers.

We try to show the schemers...

...how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

>> No.5307910

>>5307885
You say that, but the one in red wants desperately to have an impact on the world.

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>>5307910
Well I want to impact the world with lots and lots of metric tons of metal, rock and other space debris so making an impact on the world can't be that bad.

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>>5308041
You must first create the universe, and then make a lunar space catapult to put lots of lots and lots of metric tons of metal, rock and other space debris out of the lunar gravity well and then move them into the terran gravity well. It's just that simple(lunar soil is at a higher PE relative to earth's surface so it must happen eventually).

I'd recommend constructing a self replicating lunar robotic factory to make self replicating lunar robotic factories to make many space catapults to simplify things.

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>>5308088
>lunar lunar lunar lunar lunar

Yeah, we know who's on your mind.

>> No.5308162

>>5308124

Awesome. Give me Chiaki-esque teardrop mouth and deadpan stare any time.

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