/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're doing a good job hiding it, but it's clear your post boils down to "LOOK AT ME I'M A GIRL"

Reported.

How do you pee with one of those things on?

>>5299378
Some weird tube contraption, it's hard to explain. Look it up.

>>5299374
Kinda hard to hide that, last I checked male chastity belts don't exist.

Strange topic.
Not sure why you'd want to discuss it here, but whatever.

>chastity belt

No, but I've thought of wearing one of those anti-rape contraptions since I nearly got raped more than once.

>>5299388
You must not check very often.

reported

No I think you are a stupid bitch PS Your parents are fucking retards.

>>5299369
CHA SA TIEH BLUETO.

>you all seem to pride yourselves on being pure virgins

Haha, oh wow.

That's just desperation rationalizing on /jp/'s part since they're too pathetic to bag a 3D waifu.

I wish ;_;

OP pic is LOL

>>5299420
>That's just sound rationalizing on /jp/'s part since they're too busy noticing the superiority of 2D to "bag" an inferior 3D waifu.
Fixt.

>>5299403
But what happens when you.. you know... get hard? Seems like your in for a world of pain.

>>5299447
You can't have sex with 2D, therefore it's inferior.

Also, 2D isn't real. You're fapping to drawings some ugly otaku guy drew in his basement, so you're also gay.

>>5299458
>You can't have sex with 2D, therefore it's inferior.
Desperate monkey who can't go without the most basis of physical gratification that all his monkey ancestors did before him.
>Also, 2D isn't real. You're fapping to drawings some ugly otaku guy drew in his basement, so you're also gay.
3D isn't real. You're fapping to the offspring of some ugly otaku guy who cummed inside his ugly otaku wife, so you're also gay.

>>5299457
It's not that bad, but it's generally preferable to not get hard.

>>5299457
It's actually impossible to get hard like that. I'm not sure of the reason, but if your part is trapped, it just won't get big.

Male chastity belts are a ridiculous idea, since you can't even tell if a man is used goods.

>>5299473
Well, you can tell he isn't if you always keep the belt on!

>>5299470
>>5299469
So I guess everyone but me in this thread wore one before? I'm intrigued.

>>5299479
I'm wearing one right now. No fapping for me until all the work is done for the day.

>>5299479
Yeah, you're missing out, man.

>>5299480
The point is men don't have a hymen or equivalent. Women get the short end.

Also I gotta question whether those things are hygienic. They're almost certainly uncomfortable.

>My parents forced me to wear one once I got my first period

>>5299496
Most women break their hymen through physical exercise anyway, so it's a poor indicator of virginity. We need to make men produce radioactive sperm that would fog a film that's placed inside a girl's vagina so we could be extra sure.

>>5299500
>Most women break their hymen through physical exercise anyway

You're a gullible idiot. It's incredibly rare unless she's riding a horse, which is unlikely in this day and age.

>>5299500
>it's a poor indicator of virginity.

No it's not. Having it broken is a poor indicator of virginity.

>>5299522
Around here girls love horsies.

>>5299522
It also happens to a number of soccer players, but yeah, it's not quite as common outside of those two activities.

>>5299369
>Pure virgin
Yes

Besides that, I could reply to your post with the usual strandar set of replies such as:

Reported, no girls on the internet, 0/10, summerfags, etc

Or I could try to reply like the good tripfriend I am:

.....umm....hmmm....not really a moe trait wearing a chasity belt...so...um....yeah?

>>5299522
Bitches don't know about my cheerleading splits.

If you break your hymen through riding a horse, you are an impure slut, make no mistake. Women enjoy riding horses in the first place because it gives them some sexual stimulation.

Trade the chastity belt for bloomers.

>>5299546
What if it was their first time being sexually aroused.

>>5299537
If it gets broken from non-sexual activity, that's called a false-positive. And, false-negatives arise if they indulge in oral sex. Don't know about anal.

So, it is indeed a very poor virginity detector.

>>5299546
And that applies to men too. Rubbing your penis is "sexual stimulation" you impure slut.

>>5299543
>.....umm....hmmm....not really a moe trait wearing a chasity belt...so...um....yeah?
Fuck you.

>>5299559
It doesn't count when it's by yourself. They're only sluts because they did it with a horse. They received sexual stimulation by riding a horse and that broke their hymen, seems pretty slutty to me.

>>5299566
If you do it with a table are you slutty too?

>>5299572
Mahogany

>>5299569
What make of wood is the table? Some woods are sluttier than others.

Any woman who has ever been sexually aroused is a slut.

End of discussion.

>>5299566
Your logic is terrible.

>>5299574
Dude, rich mahogany is fucking manly. It's like the Chuck Norris of woods. I don't blame her for falling for its temptations then.

>>5299566
I think it's mainly about how open their thighs are. If they just keep their thighs tightly locked around their hand and rub themselves softly while blushing profusely, they're pure. But if they spread their legs widely when doing it, they're clearly sluts. Riding a horse requires you to spread your legs quite a bit, and getting of during that is a clear sign of a slut.

>Put on chastity belt
>Nigger comes to rape me
>He sees the chastity belt and can't remove it
>Nigger rages and kills me

this is what actually happens

>>5299578
I have the Chuck Norris of wood right here in my pants.

>>5299576
Any man who is not aroused by this is a slut.

Clearly from what I'm seeing here, anyone who seeks sexual arousal is a slut. That would make every single /jp/ browser impure sluts.

>>5299577
Explain why it is terrible instead of claiming it is. Slut.
>>5299572
For sexual gratification via the aid of another living being, it's clearly slutty. For an inanimate object, I'd be tempted to say it's slutty, but it could depend.
>>5299580
Makes a fair point.

>>5299601
Because you could do the same thing with a bike, which is quite inanimate. Or a vibrator, or your hands, or picture related.

>>5299601
>For sexual gratification via the aid of another living being, it's clearly slutty

So if one has sex with a living tree, it's slutty? Awesome.

>>5299616
Let's make the definition more specific. When a potential slut craves the funny feelings the bike/broom/horse/etc give you and act on that and that causes your hymen to be broken, you're clearly a slut, even if you haven't seen hide nor hair of a penis.

>>5299644
>hide

A leathery penis would be pretty sweet.

>>5299644
I want to know how you feel about our fapping /jp/ users then.

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS A WHORE

>>5299369
OP, pic or gtfo.

>>5299669
Stop calling me names!!!!

>>5299655
If it's just hands, it's probably not slutty. Those onahole users are definite sluts.

Tits or gtfo.

>>5299669
That guy was hilarious. Too bad he died and was replaced by the slut, but she should've had a route anyway.

>>5299674
Considering most users track down stimulating material, and read and fap, it's arguably as bad.

Men can't be slutty.

>>5299702
Spoken like a true hypocrite!

chastity belts are my fetish.
it's really inconvenient.

>>5299702
you know whats the appeal of 2d and waifus?
you can have them a lot, forget them, do whatever you want, and they wont do anything in protest.

you have new waifu for every other day just because they were drawn naked or was "moe" or any other insignificant shit. sure, not a slut.

>>5299765
You take that back, slut. I would never betray my waifu. I could never forgive myself, even if she did.

>>5299773
This guy should know. He's had a few, so he knows what it's like.

>any sort of sexual stimulation makes a woman a slut
How jaded could you be? Stop rationalizing like a seven-year-old and act your age. Sexual desire is a part of growing up, and as long as woman don't fuck multiple men like rabbits I don't see the problem. Masturbation/sex/sexual desire is not some sort of sacrilege, although it should be with someone you truly love, not some random stranger.

>>5299773
Sure,sure. Im not going to argue over that.

>>5299765 you can have them a lot, forget them
fuck people who do this; I love my waifu and only her.

>>5299765
Actually you have a waifu because she doesn't do the exact things you mentioned.

>>5299541
I heard it also breaks easily if you ride a bicycle frequently.