/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5294701
lurk some more.

I would tell you but no one must know my secret.

I browse /jp/ on weekends and occasionally get enjoyment from it.

I post in shitty threads like this one.

I think Endless Eight is the greatest thing Japan has ever created.

It's called a secret because it's supposed to stay secret.

I enjoy sex with 3d women in the missionary position.

Don't have one I'll talk freely about whatever

it wouldn't be a secret anymore

I played touhou, I downloaded loads of girlish pictures of touhou, I also downloaded touhou music. I have IOSHIT in my playlist.

I enjoy Naruto.

Everything to do with 4chan.
Except that its pretty much impossible to keep my interest in anime, computers, Japan and video games a secret, but at least they don't know about VNs or all that other shit.

That's the secret I keep away from people I don't meet on the internet. The secret I keep from this board is that I am sexually attracted to 3D women, am going to college, and have to find a job to support myself and move out of my parent's house..
Oh, also, that I've only been on /jp/ for like a month.

I sometimes fap to mai waifu and then cry afterwards.

I have a waifu.
/thread

I wouldn't be on /jp/ if I considered anything I do to be a secret.

>>5294722
>I still lurk on /b/

In during OOOHH I HAVE GIRLFRIENDS AND ITS MY SECRET I HAVE A 9 PACK

OH SHIT PYROMANCER IS MID

>>5294756
Same. I also enjoy Dragonball Z and Avatar The Last Airbender.

I am married.

I am /jp/

I keep leaving and going back to forums because interacting with /jp/ isn't enough and I literally have no one in my life to talk to.

>>>/a/

I don't like ANY topic /jp/ talks about. At all.

I don't know why I come here every day except to save pictures of dolls and touhou (though I don't care about the fandom or either) and see if anyone is playing any interesting doujin games.

Maybe I should start doujin games threads.

>>5294793
I'll talk to you.

>>5294811
You should. There are some really great doujin games around and I would like to see if I missed any fun ones as well as share the ones I enjoy with /jp/

I don't actually like Touhou but I just realised I have every single game and a couple of remix albums
About 8GBs worth...

I EAT DA POO POO.

>>5294793
Get involved with the IRC channels and vents and shit. There's all kinds of cool secret clubs around 4chan you can join.

>>5294877
Not this shit again.

>>5294844
holy shit, you are a sick man!

I already came in my sister's hair when she was sleeping.

>>5294844
Nothing wrong with that.

my secret isi live in teh zone .... spoiling russian army interwebz also momiji is mai waifu

>>5294908
lol, what a fag

>>5294904
I must know what she did when she found it out.

I like to dress in women's clothes and fap

>>5294844
This. Also, posting on /jp/.

I like you're mom :3

>>5294940
If anyone ever found it out it wouldn't be a secret, anonymous-kun.

Miku is mai waifu and I rage hard when people are quick to sexualize her or talk shit about her in general.

>>5295016
I fapped to a doujin of your waifu as a loli being raped by faceless dicks

I find this thread amusing

>>5295068
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>5295016
>>5295068
This is why I don't talk about my waifu on /jp/.

>>5295068
who didn't?

>>5295142
>Happy end.
I love stories with happy endings.

>>5295156
Heart warming.

i like men

>>5295173
I don't just like men, I LOVE men!

I like Crystal World's original version better than its teranoid remix

I preferred the Korean version of Suteki da ne.

I don't actually have a waifu.

>>5295243
You should find one, there are plenty of nice girls out there. Don't bother with Rin though, she's mine. Do not steal.

>>5295243
Same.

Feels lonely man ;_;

My waifu is Ryougi, since before she even had her own movies

>>5295256

>>5295275

I only played Sharin no Kuni because of Ririko.
Didn't even finish the other routes, unlock the rest of the CG/HCG, etc. I'm sorry, guys...

>>5295281
You know it's true!

>>5295283
it's okay. I usually don't unlock all the CG/HCG when playing a VN with multiple heroines with different good and bad endings as well.

anyone mind torrenting a miku hatsune doujin collection?
I dont have very many

>>5295256
Nah, you shouldn't try to find your waifu. You'll know her when you see her. I found mine about 7 years after being introduced to VNs.

As a general rule, if you find yourself undertaking effort with no reason but to be a worthier and more capable man for her, she is your waifu.

I like to get into my school girl outfit at night at around 1am and wear it while I play visual novels and watch anime till around 5 am where I change back into regular clothes and go to sleep.

>>5295286

>>5295307

>>5295325

>>5295336
This is getting silly

I fucking love UFO County.

>>5295016
You know what, I really shouldn't have brought that up.

Fuck you internet
Fuck you /jp/
Fuck all of you faggots

>>5295366
I agree.

>>5295375
Yep.

>>5295375
You said it.

I cum on my figs

Sometimes I fap to 3D and post in shitty off topic threads.

>>5295390
Indeed.

I sometimes fap to 3D rendersand stuff on deviant art.

>>5295408
Word.

i secretly like beckii cruel because she's cute and is an even bigger weeaboo than me, if that's possible.

I DON'T KNOW MY SEXUALITY

>>5295629
That little girl is a faggot and so are you, gtfo

I am a girl

I like fat, older men.

>>5295670
Me too actually

I watched 29 episodes of naruto non-stop and about 40 of bleach non-stop when I first started to watch the series.
That was a long time ago and I feel really bad when I think about it.


I cried like a little girl to silly animes directed to children like PPGZ (though it was important to me cause it made realize for the first time about real world x abstract world and I was passing through a very depressing time of my life) and Bomberman Jetterz. I have no regrets but still is/was a secret.

I can't remember of anything other than that right now.

I'm not depressed, suicidal, or otaku. I just like to come to this board to observe the most pathetic part of 4chan.

My secret? Normalfag crap that's doesn't belong on this board.

>>5295629
You realize she's probably being fucked by her skinny jap producer as we speak. Why else do you think he invested so much time and money into making the cruel girls group but to have his very own 3D idolm@ster harem.

I don't know if I'm gay or not

>>5295816
You're on /jp/ so the answer is obvious.

>>5295821
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I have 300 GB of dirty secrets.

I like 3D little girls.

I visit /jp/

>>5295883
Me too.

i have sex with 3d like every other day

and i can never cum. 2d only.

>>5295925
>i can never cum
You won't be having sex with aforementioned 3D for much longer then.

>>5294844

There should be a version of this totally written in Japanese, only with Halo on the screen.