/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Shit on the floor.

>>5293766
This.

Put computer next to mattress and play a vn

Go out and bring some nice music.
Enjoy the weather.
Eat ice cream.
Pet a cute animal.
etc

I just stay in bed when I have one of those days. I feel horrible after not eating, but it can't really be helped.

Sometimes I actually think about killing myself, but that'd be just way too troublesome, and then I wouldn't be able to enjoy Touhou anymore.

>>5293766

OPEN THE GODDAM WINDOWS AND LET SOME FRESH AIR IN

GET SOME SUN IN YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL LESS BLEARY-EYED

WASH YOUR GODDAM FACE

IF YOU NEED TO, SHAVE, AND POSSIBLY TAKE A COOL SHOWER

That might get you to wake up a bit.

(non-neet here so the advice may or may not be useful)

I go out.
I enjoy the sun.
Realise how lively the world outside is.

I've never felt like this. I always get up really early, because I have so many interesting things to do.
Just find something you like and you won't feel like slush.

Get a proxy and talk to me on irc/skype.

Just make a thread and I'll find it sooner or later and contact you !

We can watch movies together, text each other (yahoo provides free-ish text messages) and have a fun day together!

Fun fact, I've given this offer quite a few times why are you so shy?

touch plants

I have a mattress laid out in front of my PC which is usually where I sleep. When I don't feel like getting out of bed, I don't. Just grab my wireless keyboard and shift the monitor over, prop up an extra pillow, and resume trolling /jp/ or whatever other silly activity catches my fancy.

>>5293849
that is pretty sick, bro

Learn something. It'll seem really frustrating at first, but do it anyway. After I study Japanese or something else for three hours I just get this satisfied feeling that really can't be compared to anything else. It also helps get your brain out of that hazy feeling.

I've never had this problem. I wake up, look forward to playing VNs and such all day. It's great.

>>5293869
Let's chat on irc or something !

>>5293863
Also, that satisfied feeling will make everything else more fun. Try not too mastubate more than once a day either, it exhausts your body.

>>5293881
Sorry bro, I don't like IRC.

>can't even find the motivation to get out of bed
My computer is at the head of the bed, so thankfully this is never a problem!

I have this sometimes. The best solution is some exercise, or anything challenging.

My notebook broke down some while ago, so I have no choice but to get up.

Days like that make me go outside.

A rare event which I only do around winter. I fucking love winter.

>>5293893
Skype? :c

Vent? :c

I have all instant messaging clients if you want to share mails :c

Why do all of you fags love winter? Goddamn depressed fatass goths

>>5293834
It's not that I have nothing to do, I have SMG2, MGS4, Demon's Souls, Valkyria Chronicles and SSF4 juslying around untouched. I just can't find the motivation to turn on the console on and actually play them. Also, they're great games and I don't want to play them when I'm in a shitty mood and ruin the experience.

>>5293991

To be completely honest?

I fucking hate bugs, and the summer is full of fucking bugs.

>>5293991
It's just the same Lettyfag spamming his love for winter, don't mind it.

>>5293991
I like snow.

>>5293991
Because it's the only season that doesn't make me want to shoot myself in the face from the heat.

I hate Florida so much.

>>5293991
In Texas it is like 100 degrees for bout 6 months straight. No clouds, just fucking unfiltered sun, and heat. For so long.

Winter is a treasured break, the only time I can actually bare to be outside for more than a minute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDikafsHW5U
With this playing....

I open up the window, let a cool summer breeze waft in through said window.......a cool shower has just passed by and has cleansed the air. I can smell the wet grass in the air, the flowers from the field across the street........birds softly chirping.

>>5293991
I prefer the cold.

Also, normalfags and underaged faggots everywhere. I cannot stand obnoxious people, and both of those types are obnoxious as hell.

>>5293993
>I hate bugs

>>5293863
This. I was somewhat of a recluse all through high school, once I graduated I totally lost control of my life. Developed schizophrenia and depression, thought about killing myself more than once. The meds somewhat stabilized me, I still felt fucking miserable though. Only when I started playing piano again and picked up singing I started to feel better. I started out slow, practiced only a few minutes a day, gradually expanded on that. Now I practice five hours daily and am going to audition for music university this fall, I feel fucking awesome at the moment.

>>5294017

I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH!

KEEP AROUND FROM ME YOU ASSHOLE!

>>5294022

FUCK! I meant away, not around.

>>5293993
>>5294007
>>5294008
Grow a pair of nuts. Goddamn. You're men aren't you? Act like one.

>>5294011
>I cannot stand obnoxious people
Then you have two choices, given as the world is full of them.
1) Kill yourself and be free.
2) Kill everyone else and be imprisoned.

>>5294028

Actually, I'm a little girl.

>>5294027

>>5294034

D-d-don't give me that face, it won't work!

>>5294034
Nobody like Wriggle ;_;

>>5294030
Yeah, uh huh. In your own mind you are.

I'm Jesus Christ.

>>5294028
No my friend, I am the little girl.

>>5294035
>>5294036

>>5294028
How would a pair of nuts make the heat any more tolerable?

If I'm hot I'm hot, muscles and a manly attitude won't make it any better.

Masturbate and fall asleep.
Wake up, masturbate to eroge/hentai/whatever fall asleep.
Rinse, repeat.

>>5294039

Fine! You're the exception, but I still hate the other fuckers.

I have these fantasies where I am this very tall woman in a satellite station infested with xenomorphs.
It started out as a wet dream but it's become a bit more then that now, sometimes I simply go to bed early so I can start to imagine all these scenarios and such, I just close my eyes and enjoy setting my fantasy to the test.

>>5294035
>>5294036
wrigglelookingoutthewindow.jpg

>>5294041
But I just spent like 8 hours fapping to Tech48 yesterday. Kinda tired of fapping now.

>>5294041
Living the dream.

>>5294043
Dreaming is the best. I always have very vivid dreams too.

Bugs dislike the cold, Anonymous. They die. Do you want Wriggle to die, alone and crying for warmth because of your selfishness?

>>5294043
Write a book, it'll last longer.

>>5294052
That'd make a good doujin.

Requesting.

>>5294042
Whom may they be?

>>5294052

She can sleep near my fireplace.

How the shit did this turn into a Wriggle/winter thread?

>>5294040
Do you walk around all the time bitching about the heat in summer?

>>5294057

You know, the OTHER bugs and insects.

>>5294052
No offense to Wriggle but I am a pretty selfish person. I'd welcome a perpetual winter even if it meant her death.

>>5294057
*Thinks about introducing this unknowing little anon to themed guro.*

>>5294068
Okay then.

>>5294063
We're bored, okay.....

Yuuka also hates winter.

>>5294072
This unknowing little anon hates guro.

>>5294078

Well she can go fuck herself.

Here I was hoping people would ask me about my hawt stranded-space-lesbian adventure :c

>>5294078
She hates it because she's too "hot" for winter.

>>5294080
You're missing out . . ♫ *whistles and steps back into the shadowy alley*

>>5294071
You wretched, vile fiend.

>>5294089
I never enjoyed it an I never will.

>>5294083
Who the fuck are you?

>>5294083
Lesbianism is wonderful.
Tell me about your hawt stranded-space-lesbian-adventure, Anonymous.

>>5294091

Come over Wriggle, it's always summer where I am.

>>5294081

>>5294095
Well, she has red-black hair . .

>>5294100

You heard me the first time.

>>5294088
You've got that right.

>>5294117
Finally, someone got it right.

>>5294105
~♥

>>5294105
Dude, Yuuka's gonna seriously murder you.

This will teach you not to be mean to Wriggle.

>>5294098
But most lesbians are batshit insane.

>>5294168
Well the one I daydream about is kinda insane but still not . . She's got to feed her friend with the few survivors of the xenomorph infestation and such . .

>>5294168
How many lesbians do you know?

>>5294156

I can't be angry at that face...

>>5294168
I've only met two personally and they were both quite charming individuals. Maybe you're right but I think we can all agree that fictionally at least, yuri is great. Besides, the majority of humans in general are also pretty insane. Everyone outside seems nuts to me.

>>5294195
>>5294197
What a bitch.

It's summer, /jp/. The unstoppable legions are coming.

>>5294226
How many ants and spiders have I killed so far in the past 2 weeks? 7.

>>5294226
Crawling legions of bugs?

>>5294241
I'm not talking about newfags.
>>5294238
You can't kill them all~!

>>5294241

>>5294265
I can kill most of them that are within 5 feet of me.

DAWWW in 3... 2... 1...

D'aaaaw, that was great. Thanks, Meiling.

>>5294298
Dawwwww.

(There it is)

>>5294289

>>5294418

Want to go get something to eat?