/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sure.

>>5289205
Neat.

What do you like most about them?

dicks of /jp/.
OP, the quality thread guy, the nazi police guy, all underage b&'s, kigurumifags, idolfags, and me.

I've been waiting for this thread all night.

>>5289216
>kigfags
GET OUT RIGHT NOW. They are our elders and the greatest amongst us! I wish to be like them one day.

>>5289215
The balls. I like balls.

>>5289220
You too (and everyone else browsing):

What is your favorite part of dicks?

>>5289238
Me too, big balls are great

>>5289242
The great thing about dicks isn't sucking them, it's showing everyone online that I did.

In inside QUALITY THREAD

>>5289248
And here I was ashamed of my big balls rather than a tight package

>>5289242
The fact that they go inside me.
They are hard and firm, and yet soft enough to conform to it's surroundings. Amazing!

You had me thinking it was a Jun thread, OP. I hope you're happy about my dashed hopes, you faggot.

>>5289295
Jun has a dick, so we can talk about his!

Kimono thread?

>>5289317
Kimonos on dicks, yes.

Jun in a kimono, covertly rubbing his dick through the fabric.

>>5289216
>the nazi police guy
Fuck you too, syrup boy.

Jun in a kimono, Anon-kun covertly rubbing his dick through the fabric.

>>5289303

You're talking about dicks in general, not Jun in general. My hopes are still dashed.

>>5289344
You can make your own thread! I would like to talk about Jun and also dicks.

Jun no longer in a kimono, Anon-kun overtly rubbing his dick through the fabric.

Who's dick is nicer: Jun's, or Anon-kun's? I guess we will never know.

>>5289375
Jun's, because it is 2D.

I still like Anon-kun's dick though.

If somebody makes a gif of the Jun masturbation video, I will give you a gift within your wildest imagination.

>>5289443
>Jun masturbation video
Link me said video and I'll do it.

>>5289443
W-will I finally be able to suck Jun's dick?!

>>5289495
I'm sucking Jun's dick right now. Power of imagination.

Dicks are ugly, obscene, filthy things only perverted boys have

Except Jun's, of course

>>5289513
I wanna taste a dick.

>>5289443
>Jun masturbation video

I beg your pardon?

/jp/ - lewd girls/sluts

Please show some moderation.

>>5289532
Tastes like lovely candy!
Yum~

Dicks are overrated.

>Kimonos and Dicks
You are now imagining how it would feel to wear a Kimono and nothing more, and how it would feel as your dick gently rubs against it with your every movement

>>5289585
My erection just got an erection

I hate having a dick so much.

I can't sleep unless I'm on my stomach, and I always have a hard time going to sleep since as soon as I lie down I get a hard-on.

It's annoying having to wiggle around to get comfortable with my hard-on, and I hate having to get up and rub one out just so I can go to sleep.


Fuck my dick, man.

>>5289629
>Fuck my dick, man.
Okay, it might be a little awkward though.

>>5289629
It sounds like you need someone to take care of your dick for you

>>5289317
Are you finally going to post your kimono dick?

I have a boyfriend, we've been living together for 5 years. I often wake him up in the morning by giving him a blowjob.

He can't make me orgasm easily, but I don't really mind. I can do it with my hand and then cum on him.

>>5289173
What, Cheney? York? Sargeant?

Kiss my prostate with your penis~

I don't know what you people do all day, but how the hell do you not know about this vid?

>>5292950

What vid? got any dwnld link?

>>5292950
>I don't know what you people do all day
I don't want to go into too much detail since this is a SFW board, but it has to do with dicks.

>>5292950

Seriously, what vid?

Is "talking about dicks" a new /jp/ trend?

>>5293007
No it has always been on /jp/ since day 1. It only died for a while down due to the recent shitstorms.

>>5293007
It's not new, no.

Anyway here is the video he's talking about. It's not that good, just some CG of a vaguely Jun-like person masturbating for about half a minute.

http://www.mediafire.com/?jywnih0uymj

>>5293023

Thank you.

>>5293023
This was pretty boring. Why make such a shitty video when you could make one of him actually having sex with a man?

>>5293034
Maybe it was just practice for somebody taking a 3D rendering class or something. Having a second person modeled would be a lot more complex and all that.

But hey, at least there was a dick.

Lets talk about unfortunate medical stories involving dicks.
I had a huge stitching scar from the tip of my dick all the way down to my shaft due to a bad bicycling accident.
Thanks to the doctors GREAT patchwork I know have
phimosis.

>>5293056
That's unfortunate indeed, you have my sympathy.

This is why everyone should get circumsized while they're a babe.

>>5293068
enjoy your lack of sensitivity

>>5293068
Dickhurt detected

>>5293078
>>5293094


DICK MAD!?

>>5293078
Well you know, that's always said too, but mine is rather sensitive. I have no complaints and it has always been fun for me.

It's just true that certain medical misfortunes like the one described above tend to more often target uncircumsized individuals.

I'm not like dick prejudiced or anything. Truly though I think that all cocks can coexist in harmony.

>>5293068
Nobody should get circumcised. They make dicks less sensitive and uglier.

Circumcisedfags: Your banjo skin will never tear mid-sex causing horrendous bleeding and pain.

Keep being awesome.

Just when I thought I might be gay, I watched a video of a big muscular dude sucking a cock. It literally scared me straight.

>>5293104
Uglier? Oh my friend, that is simply a matter of opinion.

Let's not be divisive though! All kinds of dicks are wonderful.

>>5293137
No, seriously. The scar often makes them look like they were burned.

I also find circumsized dicks to be quite ugly.

Why do people like Jun so much? He's a horrible character.

And no, I don't hate him because he's trap, there's quite few traps that I like. Jun as character has problems that are much bigger than his penis.

>>5293158
>Jun as character has problems that are much bigger than his penis.
Such as ...?

>>5293158
I'm also at a loss as to what you could be referring to.

>>5293162
For some weird reason he has tons of fans at school, who like him because of god-only-knows. Sure, you could say that there isn't anything too bad with him, but there is absolutely nothing remarkable about him either.
Except for his penis. There is nothing at all in his design to point at him being guy. It's the perfect example of artist just deciding later on "Hey, this character isn't a girl after all!"

>>5293163
Me too.
Haven't had one in a while.

>>5293208
I'm sure we can help each other out here. Wanna hook up?

>>5293233
Perhaps...

Fuck Haruhiism.

>>5293238
Oh come on. I can dress like a girl for you if you want me to.

Frottage feels pretty nice from what I heard.

>>5293287
I said that I wanted a dick, not a pussy.

I can't get wet to a ladyboy!

>>5293256
Junism was onriginally created in ancient India, but they spelled it incorrectly and lied about its ideals to protect their holy kimono wearing God

>>5293498
What does that have to do with me wanting to cockadoodle in my pussycat?

>>5293465
But I have a dick, too!

Here's a dick! (Don't mess with my tubes, motherfucker.)

>>5295610
Is this some sort of political commentary or something? I don't get it so I'm not amused. I am however disappointed that I loaded that image and there was not a penis.

I was either circumcised at birth, or I just have very little foreskin. I can't really tell, and I've never asked my father if he circumcised me or my brother (he's a doctor, and delivered his three children).

>>5295783
What matters more is which of them ate the foreskin afterwards

>>5295797
Tastes like yakitori.

>>5295860
Fappan at the speed of light.

What's the general opinion on a curved penis?

... n-not like mine has a curve or anything.

>>5295918
What direction does it curve, and how much does it curve...if you had a curve, that is.

>>5295918
Depends on which way it curves.
To the side: No good. Better be a very slight curve.
Upwards: Very nice.
Downwards: lolwut

>>5295918
Your penis curves?
I wanna see this

>>5295940
You've never seen a curved cock before? It's fairly common.

>>5295945
This is the first I've heard of them.

I'm learning so much about dicks today

>>5295928
Left. It's not a slight curve but not as a bad as say.. a banana either.

>>5295934
Well that sucks.

I fear this might be due to a lifetime of fapping.

>>5295940
All penii curve, most slightly, some with exaggeration.

>>5295956
That's great Anonymous! Penis education is wholesome for everyone!

>>5295971
Oh wow. That's amazing. What else can dicks do?

>>5295971
Maybe, but if it curves enough that it's poking the sides of whatever hole it's in, that could be a problem.

>>5295987
Why exactly would it be a problem?

>>5289173

>>5295632
I'm back.

Nope, I'm a woman and I want to feel a hard throbbing cock pound in and out of my dick starved pussy.

>>5293287

I would play with Jun... Does that make me gay?

>>5295998
Well I guess it wouldn't be, for the owner of the penis.

>>5296015
Good thing I'll never have sex then. ;_;

Congenital curvature of a penis is fairly common, and can be fixed with plastic surgery if necessary.

http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%20Scrotal%20Surgery/congenital_curvature_example.htm

My penis is straight as a board. No curves or anything. Just sticks straight out. Is this strange?

I also drip enough precum to soak my boxers.

My testicles are quite large. Imagine the size of golf balls slightly elongated. They get in the way sometimes when I am sitting down.

Even though people might think this a gay thread, I think it's great that /jp/ can bond like this and talk about their dicks without any trolls. Never change, /jp/.

>>5296297
No it isn't. I don't want to be a naysayer but I'm pretty sure my penis has no curvature at all.

>>5296297
>I also drip enough precum to soak my boxers.

>>5296326
I agree, and I don't think that this is gay. Liking cocks doesn't mean that you're necessarily attracted to men.

>>5293078

Lack of sensitivity is really overplayed, but think about this: some people actually use their dick for more than just a 3 minute fap, so less sensitivity would actually be a boon to lovemaking, as it's easier to hold out until your partner climaxes. Also, the orgasm still feels great, and the orgasm is what really keeps you coming back, right?

Anyway, let me tell you how to achieve an amazing orgasm; I discovered this when I was at a friend's house and he and his parents were asleep and I was playing Dead or Alive 4. I didn't want to whip it out so I just used my pointer and middle finger to stroke the underside of my penis, which was laying backwards against my hip under my pants.

Now, the trick to this method is to watch something really stimulating. When you regularly masturbate, you maintain an erection partially from watching/imaging something erotic and partially from the physical sensation. But with this method you will be getting minimal physical stimulation, so you will need the material to be good in order to maintain hardness.

At the time I just set up the A.I.'s to fight each other and Tina, I think it was her name, had this outfit where her skirt flew up and you could get a nice view of her butt and thighs. I find partial nudity to be much more enticing than full nudity, so I was really turned on. I actually didn't expect anything to happen and certainly didn't expect an orgasm- I was just passing time because I couldn't sleep. But, after around 10 to 20 minutes I began feeling these intense ripples of pleasure just emanating throughout my body like a wave. I really couldn't believe it. Just the slightest small stroke on my penis caused my entire body to just melt apart. I kept doing that and I achieved what I think is a fully body orgasm.

So to recap:
- watch something stimulating that will keep you hard for a long period
- use 2 fingers, pointer and middle
- I find it's easier to do when the penis is under pants. I recommend khaki pants as jeans are too thick.
- Just stroke the underside of your penis with two fingers. You may start to gather doubt but give it some time and you'll have an amazing orgasm.

I find that I am often times impatient to perform this technique. Ideally, you should abstain from masturbating for at least a day to get this to work.

Have fun!

Ever since I measured my dick and discovered that it was just a tad longer than normal and a lot thicker than normal, I've been more inclined to masturbate in public. It feels great, especially now since it's not too cold or hot out at night. Go to a park or somewhere at night and do it. It's awesome.

I've also found that my ejaculations have been more forceful and plentiful as of late. I don't really know why. I never shot farther than my belly button before a few months ago. Mostly it'd just dribble out. My maximum record is about 20 inches now and it seems like a lot more comes out. If I don't masturbate for a day, too much comes out the next time I masturbate and it makes a mess.

>>5296444
Yeah I get what you're saying. I like to watch/read/think about erotic stuff and just pet my cock slowly through my pants for a long time. It really is a great feeling. Mostly just wearing some thin cotton pajama pants while I do this. And I rub the side, not the underneath. But yeah, it's the best. Way better than just fapping hard for two minutes then it's over. I only masturbate like once a week too.

>>5296444
I've done something similar before. I started reading an erotic novel and just forgot about my penis. I used a rope to prevent myself from touching my dick. After a few minuets, I was so excited that I rupped my cock on the wall and had an amazing orgasm. The secret is to avoid touching your wiener until it is really sensitive and you're almost cumming. I do have a very small amount of pre-cum, smaller than most men, so you should take care with it if you're not like me. Oh, and my penis is curved slightly up, so maybe the rope around my shorts, making them tight, and the dick rubbing on it was really something else. All on all, a nice technique if you're looking for a change.

I don't see anything wrong with having very high sensitivity, you just need to be good at edging.

Where as someone less sensitive might fap at full speed for 15 minutes and cum. I could almost reach the point of no return in 2 minutes, stay at that level for an hour by controlling the rate of fapping carefully, then fap furiously when I finally decide it's time and cum buckets.

>>5296477
Once went seven days without cumming. Edged up to that seventh day. I would fap until I got VERY close and then stop. I did this 2-3 times every day. On that seventh day though............MY LORD THERE IS CUM EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Downwards: lolwut

I lost it while reading this part

fucking lol at this thread still being here

>>5297825
One of the best threads on /jp/ at present.

penispenispenispenis

Funfact;
They don't cut any skin off when they circumcise you as a baby.

THEY FRY IT OFF WITH ELECTRICITY.

>>5297900
I kinda wish I was cut now...That sounds awesome!
I bet my dick would have some radioactive powers or some shit!

Bump.

>>5295860
+
>>5293023

fapfapfapfapfapfap

>>5297900
Another funfact!
There once was a man who's penis was burnt off in a circumcision accident and at a young age and was grafted a fake vagina!
Then after much mental abuse during his childhood from his therapist, he found out roughly 5 years later he was actually a guy!
So then he had another sex change operation with a prosthetic penis back into a guy and soon married.
Finally, suffering from great depression drove out to a wheat field and shot himself.

Goes to show you kids, being a little girl is not all glamor and skirts.

>>5298465
I remember that guy, didn't he try to sue the doctor that fucked up the circumcision?

>>5298482

>Dr. Money

There is an Eurobeat artist by that name.

He makes quite good music.

>>5298470
No, he tried to sue the therapist for mental abuse throughout his childhood! Not the doctor,.The circumcision doctor payed the sex change operation and a little extra out of his own pocket, or I so I think.
Funny enough, the doctor's name was Dr. Money, no joke.
Unfortunately the tranny lost since there was no solid evidence against Dr. Money other than him and his brother's vague testimonies.

>>5298470
No, he tried to sue the therapist for mental abuse throughout his childhood! Not the doctor,.The circumcision doctor payed the sex change operation and a little extra out of his own pocket, or I so I think.
Funny enough, the doctor's name was Dr. Money, no joke.
Unfortunately the tranny lost since there was no solid evidence or than him and his brother's vague testimonies.

>>5298487
In fact! There was one session where he forced both siblings to get naked and show each kid their genitals in order to prove that he kid was a girl. Of course puberty came and since hormone treatment wasn't available those days he grew up as a somewhat tomboy.

Two people quoting non-existent posts. I must've missed something interesting.

>>5298497
So sorry, the first quote was from the story I told.
The second one was originally this >>5298487 but due to a few spelling errors I deleted it.

>>5298522

Aw crap, I just realized I was posting in a thread about dicks.

Homo to the max, man.

>>5298496
That must be awful, imagine meeting a girl that seems to be athletic and share many of your hobbies and think she's awesome then find out she's a dude.

Just finished edging. I love how big and powerful my dick feels and I especially love how my dick erratically twitches while I'm stroking it. It just seems so erotic. Of course when the climax comes it's always better than something done quick and dirty.

>>5298543

Somehow, I get the impression that wasn't sincere.

>>5298543
that means you thought it was a girl all the time, so it's usually a convincing trap.

not that much of a problem unless it's ugly.

>>5298543
A dude with a skin grafted vagina.

>>5298586
Which I'm sure looked and functioned nothing even remotely close to a vagina, since such surgery was undoubtedly very primitive at that time.

>>5298554
How long did you edge for?

>>5298681
Hell if I know, probably less than an hour though.

>>5298496
In the end, he committed suicide, back in 2004 I think.