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>>5287213
>>5287222
Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so

Have you ever tried to shrink like a ice cube in the sink
Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree
Have you ever made a flan and squished it in your hand
Oh no, tell me it ain't so

STUPID
SEXY
FLANDRE

>>5287213
She looks bored.

>>5287213
Already got one

>>5287213

thanks

>Here, have a flan

>>5287213
Is she going to kill me and eat my bones?

>>5287232

I dont get it prolly cause I never played the games but is she like evil or what?

>>5287500
Schizophrenic.

>>5287500

She's not evil, just batshit insane...but even that might be too extreme. She's been locked up in the basement for most of her life, and doesn't know her own strength. When Marisa or Reimu come to tell her to tell her sister to fuck off and leave them alone, she decides to fight them because she hasn't had a visitor and thinks it would be fun.

She views the fight as a game, and always tends to break her toys. So she's either crazy or just really playful and immature.

>>5287500
There is no 'evil' in touhou, secondary.

>>5287542
Well, could Okuu count as an exception?

>>5287542


The closest thing to evil in Touhou is either batshit insane (Flan) or LOLdumb (Okuu). Despite what anyone says, Cirno is NOT stupid, just really childish. Okuu is by far the dumbest character in the series. She got nuclear power, and the first thing she wanted to do with it was BURN THE WORLD RAWR

>>5287232
People just think they will be small and cute forever.

>>5287562

No, she's just fucktarded.

>>5287568
"100 meters? How tall is this?"

>>5287571
Bigger is sometimes better.

>>5287593
>you will never walk in on adult flan masturbating with her begging for you to help her finish

>>5287626
That actually sounds like something to be disappointed about.

;_;

>>5287626
>>5287638

>>5287638
one of the few
>you will never
quotes that upsets me...

>>5287626
>Flandre looks up at you, in a somewhat pained and shocked state. But you can tell she can't stop. "I can't..." she murmurs. "I can't come. I need something inside me. You... can you help me...? Please, just this once, I can't stop until... mmmm! please... just... make love to me..."

>>5287658

Don't do it. She will destroy you.

>>5287658
She will destroy your body while she orgasms

>You quietly whisper "Is this really okay...?" to her as you move closer to her. She leaps up and grabs you, pulling you close to her as she forces her tongue into your mouth. She slides one of her hands down to your pants and unzips while still rubbing her clit and kissing you. She finally removes your clothing and you ask one last time "Are you sure?" She gasps for breath and begs in a hurried tone "Please, please now! I can't take it anymore! I need it now...!"

>>5287658
>I need something inside me.

>>5287696

... what am I looking at?

>>5287679
that is the most glorious way to go!

>>5287706
Fisto!

>>5287706
fallout 3 power fist concept art

>>5287696
Hey, it's the power fist! I love pretending that I'm Kenshiro when using that weapon.

>As you lay on top of her, ready to enter, you look at her face. She is visibly ready to orgasm, and you begin to thrust inwards. "Ahhh... AHHHHNN!" She came immediately, and her limbs flop to the bed. You reconsider what you're doing, and begin to pull out, when her legs and arms lock around you, and she gasps, "More... please... more..." as she pulls you in for another kiss. You begin thrusting again, her moans being more intense and her body shivers more with each pump. She grips tightly onto you, nearly floating above the bed. As you near climax, you try to pull out, but she grips you tighter than ever before and yells, "Please... inside! Let's come together!"
>You can hold it no longer, and ejaculate inside her. As it begins to touch her and fill her womb, her eyes light up, she squeezes you hard, and screams in ecstasy.
>Afterwards, you pull out, but notice it filled her so much, much is dripping out. She quietly holds you still, saying "thank you... I... love you..." as she drifts into slumber. The expression that held so much frustration and arousal earlier was calm and serene, a face you'd never seen on her before. You ponder this for a moment, then decide to stay embraced for the night and fall asleep together.

>>5287696
I fucking love this one. though I prefer my shishkebab, flaming swords are awesome.

>>5287777
there is a god among us

>>5287777
A. Nice Sevens.
B. That story is false, she'd kill you right afterwards. Flan doesn't feel love, she's batshit crazy. ZUN said so. End of debate.

>>5287797

When she's actually lucid, she is actually really friendly and a lot nicer than her sister. Too bad she's almost never like that.

Shitty writing, short, involves a crazy lady who would do nothing like what you said.
Get bent. Sage.

>>5287807
Only reason she's lost in insanity is because she's locked in the basement with no one to care for or love her. People go crazy when that happens.

>>5287521
Wrong, secondary fag spotted. She obviously says that she wants to have fun and challenges reimu to danmaku because she is bored. In canon NO ONE EVER SAYS SHES INSANE, NO ONE.

>>5287813

She still loves her sister, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMPQWjb0rZo

>>5287777
So much win.

>>5287797
opinions. he's allowed his dreams., besides, flan's going through rehab.

>>5287819

>She's kind of nuts and isn't usually allowed out of the cellar, but she usually doesn't try to let herself out.

>She really respects her older sister Remilia, but her raw destructive power far exceeds that of her sister's. Although she is usually docile, her insanity makes it difficult for others to understand her.

The fuck you guys are talking about her being insane? She only is REALLY powerful and that's the reason why she is locked in the basement, to prevent her from doing crap accidentally.

>>5287841
I made lego's!

>>5287777

>>5287855
Where the hell did you get that stupid information from?

>>5287865

The translation of her character profile from the EoSD manual.

Nice thread. Not.

>>5287859

She hasn't interacted with the outside world for hundreds of years. I think it's safe to say she's probably not in a balanced mental state.

FUCK YOU

>>5287830
such a beautiful video. ;_;

>>5287879
>I think

Thus, speculation.

>>5287885

NO U

Are you guys seriously arguing over a terrible writefags not erotic picket fence of text?

>>5287885
She doesn't seem crazy to me. Maybe the manual was translated badly, or we can go the blasphemy route and say that ZUN is bad at character displaying his characters traits correctly. Suwako fights because she felt left out when you "played" with kanako, and Yukari was flat out bored, like Flandre. Is she insane too?

>>5287916
those are not arguments, son.

>>5287916

All we really have to go by is that she's locked up in a basement because of her destructive nature. Because she ends up destroying everything she touches, she's assumed to be obsessed with destruction and therefore insane...either that or (a theory I support) she just doesn't know how powerful she really is and is locked up for safety.

Or...she DOES know how powerful she is, and she stays locked up of her own accord because she just likes being inside or doesn't want to hurt anyone, especially her sister.

Or...her sister just locked her up because she's a bitch.

>>5287949
>she just doesn't know how powerful she really is and is locked up for safety.

Pretty much this.

>>5287949
Done with this. There are thousands of "or"s for every person in the world and I'm not gonna discuss them. I'm going by the facts given from the games.

>>5287977
So she's powerful enough to accidentally crush anyone who would dare touch her, let alone fuck her.

>>5287987
yeah

Flantasy Flan?

>>5288000
get out courage devs

>>5288000
>88
>000
fuck

>>5288010
go back to /avb/ with your gets

Flan is so cute

>>5287987
Most glorious way to go.

>>5288081
Agreed

Double Scarlet

>>5287830
>spin

>>5288081
>Flan is so hot
fixed

>>5288533
>succubus flan
Fuck yes
>JPEG artifacting
Fuck no

Dat drill.

>>5288628
that's adorable.

Also, whoever started writing in this thread is a hack

Flan threads are the best threads