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She's a slut

>>5279264
She is not a lewd girl, you take that back!

toyohime's pet? used goods

only good for being a cum dumpster

>>5279282
Uuuuuuu... go bully sanae instead!

>>5279303
ok

Udonge was my first exposure to Touhou. No matter what other people say, she'll always be beautiful to me.

is it bad i can't get hard to her anymore after seeing all the abuse she goes through

>>5279331
How strange. Ronald McDonald was mine!

>>5279331
Fuck yes, first exposure here too.
Inaba of the Moon and Earth. I instantly fell in love with her.

Because Tewi is better.

>>5279341

Ugh....

>>5279256
ZUN described her as being slow (physically). Shiki described her as being a self-centered coward. And Kaguya described her as being Lunar rabbit #343588.

If it wasn't for her sense of fashion and bunny butt, she'd be useless. Tewi is clearly superior to her both as a female and a rabbit.

>>5279351
Tewi is a bitch in a pure girl's clothing. Little monster uses her cute appeal to get away with anything.

>>5279351
/thread

>>5279357
like most of the good looking females on planet earth

>>5279356
Being physically slow is not a fault, Shiki is too uptight, and Kaguya is canonically an airhead.
Tewi is better at just being evil. Reisen is the only one able to even keep her in check.

Reisen is pretty popular, or at least she's the most popular character in her group.

And let's not forget Udonge has gun training, likely no conventional weapon she cannot handle, and add that to eyes of madness and no group of ordinary humans could stand against her. Knowing this, and the fact that she retreated anyways when she could have crushed as many normal humans as she liked in the Lunar War gives off the impression that something was REALLY fucking wrong.

>>5279420
I can make a gun gesture with my fingers too.

Udonge what are you doing
you don't have 4 ears

>>5279429

Except when Reisen makes a gun gesture and says "bang", Black Talon comes out.

>>5279429
BEST BE JOKING NIGGER

Udonge is very popular, it's been that way for 50 years

>>5279380
>Being physically slow is not a fault,
If we're talking about waifus in Gensokyo, said waifu should be able to protect you from danger. Reisen is so slow you'd be killed by nightfall.

>Shiki is too tight,
Fixed that for you, if you know what I mean.

>and Kaguya is canonically an airhead.
Just because the dame's dumber than a doorknob does not mean she doesn't have an eye for aesthetic qualities.

>Tewi is better at just being evil.
Tewi is just naive and youthful. All she needs is an endearing husbando to turn her into a women. Yes that was a subtle innuendo about the state of a certain Earth rabbit's maidenhood. Sadly the same humor cant be made of a certain other rabbit. (Read: whore.)

>Reisen is the only one able to even keep her in check.
By keep her in check you mean teach her how to dress like a skank? Hint: there's a reason why ZUN thought of Reisen's design while he was on a trip to the local red-light district.

Udonge
A slut

>>5279521
Please, Udonge's a stage 5 boss. Saying she couldn't protect you is a laugh. And Tewi isn't naive and youthful, she's a 1000 year old bitch who is a master at manipulation.

>>5279521

>Tewi is just naive and youthful.

ಠ_ಠ

>>5279550

couldn't protect her princess, that's for sure

... striped blue.

Kamiya Tomoe's art is my favorite.

>>5279613
To be fair, it was A. an unfair match, two on one, and B. most likely Reimu, Queen Bitch Extraordinare who could kill anyone in Gensokyo, and happily did so in the earlier games.

Her eyes really are hypnotic. She could tell me to follow her and I'd do so to anywhere.

>>5279420
>no group of ordinary humans could stand against her. Knowing this, and the fact that she retreated anyways when she could have crushed as many normal humans as she liked in the Lunar War gives off the impression that something was REALLY fucking wrong.
What? She fled for her life because she's a weakling and a coward. The first thing she did after fleeing from the front-lines was to beg Eirin and Kaguya to help stop the Americans:

>On that day, a rabbit ran into their home. She claimed to be a rabbit from the moon who had come because she heard rumours about Gensokyo, a place where non-humans live. She then said, "Humans are invading the moon and it's becoming nearly impossible for people of the Moon to live there. These humans stuck a flag on the moon and are acting like the moon belongs to them".

>The rabbit had escaped from the front line of a war, leaving her allies behind... Humans were invading the moon? That's ridiculous... But the rabbit seemed to be telling the truth. Anyway, they decided to allow that poor rabbit - Reisen - to live with them.

In PoFV Shiki said the following:
>You bear a large sin.
>You abandoned your allies, letting them die, while you're the only one here living happily.
>That's right, you're a bit too selfish.

There's really no excuse for doing such things. If she was a loving/powerful person she would have obliterated the Americans for attacking her comrades. Instead, she ran away allowing her comrades to get killed and raped by American commandos.

>>5279738

You'd still fuck the cute rabbit, though.

>>5279521
if you want protection look go cho preferably cho-marisa

>>5279256
Udonge is best touhou

>>5279927

>>5279256
she is doomed

>>5280031

How would Grey Fox defeat Udonge?

>>5280147

By turning invisible and cleaving her in half? Or using his seldom-engaged energy cannon Megaman style.

>>5280147
he is already insane so her red eyes won't do shit and her gun is useless with out chaff grenades

>>5280172

She can also turn invisible.

>>5280176

>already insane

Wouldn't that qualification go to Psycho Mantis?

BUT CAN HE DODGE

Because Tewi is so much better.

>>5280432
nope mantis is a sociopath but grey fox is crazy (drug addled in pain and cannot tell past from present and reality from phantasy) big difference broseph

>>5280541
Goddamn it, I just went and read about some characters from MG. lol Kojima.

>>5280703
what are you talking about? I am mentioning the codec conversations with naomi no MG but I should explain that a sociopath doe's not feel empathy or have interest in impact of his own actions to other people i.e. I just wanted to kill people