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5271628 No.5271628 [Reply] [Original]

I want to murder Tenshi.

>> No.5271636

k

>> No.5271637

why? ;_;

>> No.5271638

She would probably like that you have to attack her emotionally.

>> No.5271640
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5271640

What? Why?

>> No.5271643

>>5271637
She's a slut.
She needs to be raped.
Look at her she is begging to be raped and murdered and to have her peaches squashed in front of her.

>> No.5271649

>>5271638
I don't care if she likes it or not, it needs to be done.
I WANT TO KILL HER.

>> No.5271650

>>5271638
lol fanon memes are so cool! xD

>> No.5271657

i really like her but i wanna punch her until i cum

>> No.5271658

>>5271643
No, she's not. Where did you ever get that idea?

>> No.5271662

>>5271658
I can't explain it.
She NEEDS to be murdered, she IS a slut.
She is BEGGING for this to happen.

>> No.5271683
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>>5271662
But none of what you're saying is true!

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>>5271628

I'd rather Iku instead but Tenshi is fine too.

>> No.5271723

Tenshi enjoys being punished.

Confirmed for submissive slut.

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>>5271723
She does not! She just desperately wants attention, and it's the only way she knows how to get it!

>> No.5271751

>>5271734

The only way she knows how to get attention is to make people beat the shit out of her as a punishment?

Sounds like a slut to me.

>> No.5271756

I want to piss all over her and inside her.

>> No.5271760 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Thoroughly murdered.

>> No.5271759

QUALITY THREAD,

>> No.5271764

>>5271760
OP here...
I came...

>> No.5271771

>>5271760

Damn you beat me too it.

>> No.5271779

>>5271643
>have her peaches squashed in front of her.
youcrossedtheline.jpg

>> No.5271789 [DELETED] 
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5271789

Me too...

>> No.5271786

I'd rather murder Marisa...

>> No.5271800
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>>5271751
She doesn't MAKE people beat the shit out of her, it just often ends up like that.
I meant the only way she knows how to get the attention she wants is via fighting.
She's a spoiled, egotistical, naive brat, but she is NOT a slut. This is not open to debate.

>> No.5271808

can i tenderly love her? I can say that I don't hate any touhous. Not even tewi although I can see how her pranking and stealing might get annoying. What touhou do you think I can hate /jp/?

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>>5271789
Oh fuck it's you

>> No.5271814

>>5271808
Hate Marisa.

She's a liar, a thief, rude, blunt, and completely unworthy of being a player character.

>> No.5271861

>>5271814
Wow, were your parents killed by witches?

>> No.5271871

>>5271861
Yes, but believe or not, that's beside the point.

>> No.5271890
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>>5271814
She's also adorable.

>> No.5271896

>>5271890
I want to cum inside her...

>> No.5271904

>>5271890
So are all the other Touhous. Every Touhou that's not adorable is sexy.

(And in my opinion, Marisa is neither.)

>> No.5271913

>>5271896
Don't. She wants to have consensual missionary position sex.

And she's not a virgin. Though I suppose that goes without saying.

>> No.5271923

I would tenderly bludgeon her to death. I'd place her body in the bathtub(wearing nitrile gloves, of course), and remove her head and hands. I'd place the head and hands in an HDPE bucket, and fill it with a few gallons of sulfuric acid drain cleaner, just enough to cover the parts. Going back to the body, I would remove the legs and arms, and place them in a plastic bag. The torso would go in a separate bag, probably a large garbage bag. I'd flush the bathtub with a bleach solution, and slowly let the blood drain from the bathtub. The bathroom would then be cleaned thoroughly with a bleach solution, including the ceiling and walls. The knife I used to dismember the body would be flushed with bleach, and put in one of the bags The plastic bags could be brought out into a wooded area, and either buried, or dumped. In either case, scavengers would discover the body parts, and render them unidentifiable in a few weeks. The knife could be buried, or dumped in a large body of water. The clothes and shoes I'd worn that day would be burned, along with the gloves.

In a few days, the acid will have dissolved the teeth and fingerprints, rendering dental records and AFIS unusable. Eventually, the parts will be reduced to goo, which can be dumped in any body of water, or flushed down the drain.

>> No.5271942

>>5271923
Thorough.

But how will you get rid of Tenshi?

>> No.5271959
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>>5271923
How would you kill her, anon? She could reduce you to a messy smear on the ground in a second.

>> No.5271985

>>5271923


You'd have to trick her into coming into the real world where magical powers don't exist or she'll crush you.

>> No.5271998

>>5271985
You're risking a lot on her powers not working outside Gensokyo...

>> No.5272007

>>5271998
And remember, a lot of spirits immigrate to Gensokyo, meaning their powers worked to some extent outside it.

>> No.5272024

>>5271998
Anti-magic toxin!

>> No.5272028

>>5272007
you know this how

>> No.5272034

>>5271998

Different worlds different rules etc. You would never know until it happens, although either way if she still did have her powers, I'd let her wreak havoc on humanity just for laughs.

>> No.5272036

>>5272028
Uh, there's Remilia for one.

>> No.5272041

>>5272007
They came to Gensokyo because their powers stopped working outside it, obviously.

>> No.5272048
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>this thread

>> No.5272061

>>5272041
Assumptions and speculations, anon.

>> No.5272064
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5272064

Tenshi is unbeatable as long as she holds the Rainbow Sword.

>> No.5272079

>>5272061
If you can't recognize Touhou assumptions and speculation without mentioning anything, you don't belong in a Touhou argument.

>> No.5272084
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The niggers tried. And failed.

>> No.5272111

>>5272036
Remilia's power (which I assume you're talking about the manipulation of fate) is arguable, because I don't think it's ever really mentioned to be exercised, and that's even assuming she actually has it (Flandre mentions that Remilia is basically just a lot of talk in her PMiSS interview).

Unless you mean the fact that she's a goddamn vampire, in which case, yeah, I guess she didn't need to be in Gensokyo to be a vampire, but that doesn't fall under the purview of spiritual powers, it's more like a physiological thing.

>> No.5272114

>>5272079
If you treat said speculation as fact, you don't belong in a Touhou arguement either.

>> No.5272135
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>>5272111
She could be all talk, but it seems more likely that her power is subtle enough that nobody notices it. There's no point in manipulating fate if everyone is going to know you did it, is there? It'll just be manipulating your ass into death.

>> No.5272149

>>5272135
Eh. It's too nebulous to be a good example.

>> No.5272155

>>5272111
I meant the fact that she was a vampire and came to Gensokyo.

It's true we don't know how well magic works outside, but since every once in a while a group of youkai will penetrate the border, kidnap someone, and eat them, it's probably fairly decently.

Also, what about Maribel and Renko? Don't they practice magic in some form?

>> No.5272169

>>5272155
a.) I thought ZUN said youkai don't eat humans anymore somewhere?

b.) Renko and Maribel possess certain abilities, like the rest of the Touhou cast. Renko's a living GPS, long story short, and Maribel can see borders.

They investigate the occult, but I don't think they participate in it.

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>>5272135
They say she changed Sakuya's name in order to control her fate.

...isn't that what happened in Spirited Away?

>> No.5272185

>>5272114
What's the point of speculating if you aren't going to treat it as fact? Only newfriends are still amused by arguing over pure canon.

>> No.5272192

>>5272169
A) Yes, he did, but apparently this is a recent development.

B) But they have magical powers, and they live outside the border.

>> No.5272193

>>5272180
Why would one need to change her name to control her fate?

>> No.5272195

>>5272193
I have no idea, but since I've seen it now in two separate works, I'm wondering if it's one of those cultural things.

>> No.5272197

>>5272192
There's an ongoing theory that they may be connected to Reimu and Yukari somehow.

>> No.5272225

>>5272195
Could be, but much about Sakuya herself is mysterious. Several characters wonder if she's actually a human, Eirin was surprised to see her, evidently, and she acts well beyond her apparent age...

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Good jon, /jp/.

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>> No.5272251

>>5272225
If by "mysterious" you mean "pretty obviously from the moon".

>> No.5272252

>>5272243
Oh yeah! This thread was about Tenshi or something, wasn't it?

>> No.5272254
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Good job, /jp/.

>> No.5272260

>>5272251
Yeah, a lot leans that way. Still, I was just under the impression that the jury was still out on it.

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>>5272260
The jury's been in ever since the first Touhou anime got made.

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>>5272284

>> No.5272306

>>5272284
Really?

...Where the hell have I been?

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>>5272306
I don't know.

>> No.5272347

>>5272328
somebody really ought to tell me these things

or update the freakin touhou wiki

>> No.5272353

>>5272251
Sakuya is a moon child who ran away, stealing the luna clock as she left, but on her trip to earth she hit some space junk, got a bad concussion, and then landed in the middle of Remilia's flower garden. To protect her, Remilia destroyed the lunar veil and swore to never tell her the truth. [citation needed]

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>>5272353
She's a luna child?

>> No.5272391

>>5271800

But doesn't she like getting beaten up? Or would she still like it if they didn't beat her up but gave her a big hug instead?

And why are you so adamant on defending her? I had never known Tenshi to have any semblance of a fanbase.

>> No.5272403

>>5272391
Not that guy here.

My guess is that he's not defending Tenshi, he's defending her canon personality.

But I guess you knew that already.

>> No.5272407

>>5272353

Nobody knows Sakuya's origin. People use the "she's from the moon" thing because of one line that Eirin was surprised to see her and the fact that she looks like Eirin. She has white hair, so she MUST be Lunarian because they ALL have white hair!

...excpet Kaguya. She's special.

>> No.5272412

>>5272391
Whether or not she has a fanbase is irrelevant.

Despite being popularly portrayed as a masochist, the more likely answer for her actions is that she's plain bored. She wasn't ready for the serenity of Heaven because she didn't ascend by any virtue of her own.

We're just keeping the fanon in check.

>> No.5272438

>>5272412

Her canon personality is that she's just. What she wanted to do was to cause an incident because she noticed that the people who do generate a lot of attention from people. She may not be a masochist, but she's still an attention whore. Both of those in terms of fanon can be translated as "slut."

>> No.5272442

>>5272407
And the two himes. And Reisen.

>> No.5272450

>>5272391
A big hug would be nice, yeah.
>>5272403
Canon, fanon, whatever. I'm defending Tenshi.

>> No.5272456

>>5272412
But if you ask me, this whole concept of breaking Gensokyo apart into canon... It's total and utter nonsense that no man should follow. A real first-class person doesn't live by, nor is he chained by, canon. And to consider citations? Hah! What a ridiculous notion! People should dream freely without constraints. That's how Touhou should be!

>> No.5272457

>>5272438
Yeah. So she's an attention whore, and that's fine.

The masochist thing is more of an injoke.

>> No.5272465

>>5272438
>Her canon personality is that she's just.

She's just what? Just? She's not just. Far from it.

>she's an attention whore

That's only part of it.

>in terms of fanon

That never counts and you know it.

>> No.5272477

>>5272456
The path of the lawless hedon.

Burn for your treachery, criminal!

>> No.5272487
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Is he gone...?

>> No.5272497

>>5272487
Who? Your would-be murderer?

You're a celestial, Tenshi. You have nothing to fear from humans!

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>>5272497
Dead humans, on the other hand, can pose quite a problem.

>> No.5272532

>>5272520
How so?

Is Tenshi even mortal?

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Kogasa should be friends with Tenshi. Then, Tenshi would never be bored thanks to Kogasa's constant surprises.

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>>5272532
Yuyuko found Tenshi out in SWR really really quickly, and could have stopped her in her tracks if she chose to.

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>>5272548
That's not a half-bad idea...

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>> No.5272656

>>5272565
Ah. I thought you were explicitly referring to her 'invitation to death' power.

>> No.5272736

>>5272465

just selfish. I have a tendency to omit words sometimes. She's spoiled and wanted to cause an incident out of boredom.

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>>5272656
She never uses that power anyway.

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5272756

It's an undeniable fact that Tenshi let people beat her up. Why would anyone do this if they weren't a masochist?

>> No.5272761

>>5272565

So why didn't she? It didn't amuse her or she just came for the peaches in her hat?

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>>5272656

Death by moe?

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>>5272761
Probably a combination of wanting Youmu to deal with it and it not amusing her, yeah. It's been a while since I played.

>> No.5272823

Tenshi is not a human being, so you cannot murder her.

Learn the proper uses of the word "murder" anonymous.

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>>5272823
You could murder her. Just contact a friendly shikigami and take her out. They'll handle the rest.

>> No.5272904

>>5272845

>shikigami

I believe you mean ShiNIgami. Also, that was covered. Komachi ran into her and beat her up, but couldn't take her soul because she's an escort, not a reaper.

>> No.5272925

>>5272904
Thanks, and it was. She could easily contact a reaper if she knew she was going to need one, however.

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op meant "murder" in a sexual meaning.
like, Tenshi would come up to you and say, "anon-kun.. please.. murder me with your cock!"

>> No.5272969

>>5272944
I need to fill the bullets, Tenshi chan. ;__;
Let's cuddle first.

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>>5272944
What, guro isn't sexual enough for you?

>> No.5272984

>>5272969
You bastard! You won't get to cuddle with her before me!

>> No.5272991

>>5272925

She wasn't expecting to run into Tenshi at the shrine, it just happened...and no doubt there are plenty of Reapers who know about Tenshi.

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I want to make love to her delicious flat chest.

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>>5272991
Anyway, it's a moot point because Tenshi threw that fight. If Komachi actually had a reaper backing her up, Tenshi would have fought seriously for sures.

>> No.5273019

>>5272998

>Tenshi's flat chest

What?

>> No.5273027

>>5272998
Why does she have Reisen's face in the last panel?

>> No.5273046
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>>5273019
He typoed full chest.

>> No.5273049

>>5273027
Both have red eyes?

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>>5273019
It's true.
;_;

>> No.5273066

>>5272998
Stupid useless filename...
Source is needed.

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>>5273056
All Tenshi needs to do is believe in her chest, and the strength of many will flow into it!

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>>5273076
Really...?

>> No.5273095

>>5273066
[Narumiya] All About AAA (touhou)(C75)

5 seconds on e-hentai file search.

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>>5273090
Really.

>> No.5273108
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>> No.5273111

>>5273095
Thanks.
File search? Like, search for a specific picture, instead of searching by tags and titles and stuff? Tell me more.

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>>5273105
Aaaah! To big, to big!
Best I've got. Throw me a bone here, whoever posts those massivly-breasted Touhous.

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>>5273111
Under the search box, there's "Show advanced options" and "Show file search." You want the second one.
>>5273125
That artist doesn't seem to be drawing anymore. This saddens me.

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>>5273150
Why did I never notice this before?
Thanks, anon, this is going to be unfathomably useful.

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>>5273172
I had to be told about it too...

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>>5273125

That's actually the best I've got, too.

Might take a spin through the Tenpai tag on Pixiv to see if there's bigger, but I don't recall ever finding such.

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That's about as big as I can tolerate. Smaller is fine too.

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>>5273247

You're in luck, then, as this appears to be her upper limit.

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>>5273271
She's thanking us? Awesome.

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>>5273337

Hell if I know. All I noticed when I first saw that image were HOLY SHIT PUMPKIN PEACHES and saved it so fast the G-forces ripped the skin off my right arm.

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>>5273337
Eh.

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>>5273356
It's really easy moon. At the risk of turning this into yet another Japanese thread, everyone on /jp/ should at least know kana.

>> No.5273400

>>5273399

Why the fuck would I study a language I don't give a shit about.

English patches and Atlas exist for a reason

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>> No.5273467

>>5273400

Kid, you have all summer to learn a couple handfuls of moonrunes.

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>>5273467
If it takes him all summer, he's got major problems. Should take maybe an hour or two, max.

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>>5273399

I can pick out most kata. Hira not so much, though.

>> No.5273519

>>5273467

What part of I don't give a shit about the language do you not understand?

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Just visit a grinding site for a few minutes here and there and you'll get them down quick. Shit's boring, but once you can recognize them it's impossible to forget.

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