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Why is she crying?

>> No.5271530

her daughter died

>> No.5271528

Japanese girls cry during sex

I know this because of my massive library of hentai

>> No.5271537

Because you got semen on her feet, dumbass! How is she going to walk home now?

>> No.5271535

Those were her favorite lingerie.

>> No.5271549

>>5271537
>Implying Patchouli walks anywhere.

>> No.5271551

>>5271537

She doesn't even walk. She hovers in the air.

Who's the dumbass now, dumbass?

>> No.5271579

she cries because she is happy that you came on her

>> No.5271587
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>>5271579

>> No.5271597

That's not semen it's Koakuma's drool that she gets when her period is on(its a little devil thing)

>> No.5271611

>>5271522

She's going to get really stinky if she doesn't wash that off.

Hey wait......nah, couldn't be.

>> No.5271633

Maybe whoever came on her called her out on how fucking horrible her feet smell?

>> No.5271668

She's crying because you didn't let her feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.5271671

>>5271522

She's crying because you lasted less than 10 seconds.

>> No.5271690

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.5271841

>>5271690
so quality Im gonna bump it out of spite

>> No.5271854

This is a 100% kickass product.

>> No.5271860

Because you came on her good pair of socks.

>> No.5271920

smelly patchu

>> No.5271945

How can her feet smell when she's always floating? They won't get dirty or sweaty.

>> No.5271948

>>5271945

So, what you're saying here is that her skin no longer secretes sweat because she floats?

>> No.5271963

>>5271945
That would mean that if they ever do get smelly, it would be extremely noticeable.

Thus, her crying that there's semen on her feet.

>> No.5271962

it burns her skin

>> No.5271978

Semen smells like bleach, and she's afraid of cleaning products.

>> No.5272006

BOOF, put your server up

>> No.5272013

She is crying because that's the first time she saw a penis.

>> No.5272030

I don't know why. What could be better than giving a footjob on a comfy couch?

>> No.5272032

Because she's a witch. Water melts witches. Seamen has water in it.

>> No.5272037

>>5272030

>What could be better than giving a footjob on a comfy couch?

Speaking from personal experience, are we?

>> No.5272040

>>5272032
But so are tears...
;_;

>> No.5272045

>>5272006
done

>> No.5272190

>>5271948
but is she really going to sweat when she's not walking or wearing sneakers? She'd have good ventilation.

>> No.5272637

>>5272190
Because the last time she did that, everyone started licking her toes, because they're toe hoes. That's pretty stinky, so it's better to hide her beautiful feet that would entice anyone who even catches a glimpse of them.

>> No.5272889

Still can't get it to work BOOF?

>> No.5272913

>>5272889
working my ass off over here

>> No.5272936

>>5272913
I wonder what the problem is
Do you have some sort of software firewall on the laptop?

>> No.5272945

>>5272936
nope

>> No.5272946

>>5272913
I, too, am waiting warmly.

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>> No.5272962

>>5272946
Can't get it, other one is up until then

>> No.5272958 [DELETED] 

I think all of Minecraft is down right now.

>> No.5273051

Those aren't tears, my semen got on her face too.

>> No.5273131

>>5272957
I am the bone of my book
Paper is my body and ink is my blood
I have created over a thousand spells
Unknown to sunlight
Nor known to fresh air
Have withstood asthma to create many spellcards
Yet those hands will never hold anything

So as I pray
Unlimited Danmaku Works

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