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5260680 No.5260680 [Reply] [Original]

lol tall lolololO lol pads loloL slut tall

such amazing jokes

>> No.5260689

japanese 4koma jokes are about as funny as your average /b/ post

>> No.5260701

>>5260680
...I do not see a slut mentioned.
Or pads.
And I thought it tried to be more cute than funny.

>> No.5260712

>>5260701
Tallness is obviously related to Rider as pads to sakuya or slut to sanae.

>> No.5260704

It's funny because he explained the joke.

>> No.5260714

rider is my waifu

>> No.5260721

>>5260704

Ha! It's funny NACK explained why the joke was funny! You funny guy!

>> No.5260722

>>5260712
Where are sluts, pads, Sanae and Sakuya then?

>> No.5260724

This comic sums up the man reasons people hate manga.

>> No.5260726

>>5260689
Depends on the 4koma, but this one does suck pretty hard.

>> No.5260738

>>5260722
U fucking stupid or something?
These "jokes" are overused.
Thread is about overused jokes.

>> No.5260749

>>5260738
Where are other strips/pages with Rider's height mentioned as a joke then?

>> No.5260754
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>>5260749
You probably new here.

>> No.5260755

>>5260721
I know, I'm a great japanese-style comedian!

>> No.5260762

>>5260755

You should start writing these jokes out as well! You could make a lot of money doing stand up!

>> No.5260764

I'm afraid I don't understand,

>> No.5260766

>>5260762
Yeah, I should go on tour, explaining why japanese jokes are funny.

>> No.5260771

>>5260766

People will love you more than they love Dane Cook. You could make money and be a NEET for the rest of your life.

>> No.5260784

>>5260754
I remember only few strips pages wjhere Rider's heigh is an issue, and it is not even an attempt at comedy.
/jp/ posts/therads hardly ever touch the issue.
TYhe only consistent Rider joke we had was that Faggot tripfag 'Brunestud' going on 'SHE IS A GORGON SHE IS A MONSTER THAT WILL EAT YOU GRAAH' on any case she was mentioned.

So, just admit that you made a shitty thread.

>> No.5260788

>>5260771
It's funny because people don't love Dane Cook!

>> No.5260792

>>5260771
Sounds great

>> No.5260803
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>> No.5260808

>>5260788

AHH! I didn't even realize I said that!

>>5260792

Together forever with your waifu (and money).

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5260814

>my face when I saw this thread

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5260821

>>5260808
GO GO MONEY
RISE YOUR HAND INTO THE NIGHT~

>> No.5260828

>>5260821

By the way...

Your waifu, Kenshin, is a beautiful woman and I hope she is happy with you.

>> No.5260831

>>5260828
Well, she's not my waifu, but thanks, I think the same.

>> No.5260833

>>5260831

Wait, your waifu isn't Kenshin? Have I been believing a lie all this time?

>> No.5260840

>>5260833
I don't have a waifu... yet.

>> No.5260868
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>>5260840
You're my waifu, biatch!

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5260882

I am a little offended by this thread, but...I sure am tall and unattractive.

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>> No.5260886

>>5260882

Tall women are attractive.

>> No.5260893

>>5260882
Is that why you roleplay as a woman on the internet?

>> No.5260899

>>5260892
The Goddamn Kuzuki punched Archer in the face and couldn't even make him flinch. This is fucking bullshit.

>> No.5260900
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>>5260886

Not when you petrify men on sight.

>>5260893

Nope. I just happen to be like her, except the magic part.

>> No.5260902

>>5260882
>I am a little offended by this thread, but...I sure am tall and unattractive.

Unyliy roleplay.

>> No.5260905

>>5260900

That petrify part is ONLY a theory.

>> No.5260906

I'm not really into tall women since I'm tall myself, but Rider is pretty cute I guess.

>> No.5260912

>>5260899
Archer is manly, Rider is not.

>> No.5260918

>>5260912
Yeah, just shinji is a faggot.

>> No.5260919
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>> No.5260923

>>5260918
>but

>> No.5260927

>>5260918
But at least he has fucked Rider.

You will never fuck Rider ;_;

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>>5260902

Oh relax already, here,have this mystery present.

>>5260905
>just a theory
Okay, as you wish.

Forget the eyes - my hair is too damn long, I can practically use it as a scarf. Do men like unnaturally long hair, I wonder...

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>> No.5260951

>>5260937

If it smells and looks good.

>> No.5260954

>>5260937
>unnaturally long hair
Surely it would be more unnatural to cut it?
I for one like women's hair to be long.

>> No.5260969

>>5260937
This box is full of condoms. Why...

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5260980

>>5260969
And she's presenting it to me.
Jealous, you nerd virgin?

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5260985

>>5260951

Do you often sniff you hair? Just asking.

Yes, they look and smell good. But, I mean, that would be at least strange to see me, walking around, waving hair all over the place...

>>5260969

Because I couldn't think about more useful present. I'm sure you have a girlfriend, it will come in handy...w-well, you know when.

>> No.5260992

I could never be with a tall woman, as I would be constantly reminded that I am 5'4"

>> No.5261005

>>5260985

My hair is short, no sniffing my own hair for me.

If it looks and smells good, it doesn't matter how long it is. No one cares about length unless that specific person is trying to go for a specific hair style.

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5261042

>>5261005

Oh...okay, I guess. Thank you, anon, for raising my self-esteem, even for a little bit.

>> No.5261043

>>5260985
No girlfriend, unless you're willing to fill that part.

>> No.5261049

>>5261042

You should walk around town with me. It'll prove that long hair doesn't matter. Most people would be jealous of you.

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5261094

>>5261043

Well actually I already love someone else, so no, thank you.

>>5261049

I'm sorry to decline your invitation, but it's really difficult for me to go outside. The only reason I leave my home is to buy food...and books.

But I believe you and will try to act a bit more relaxed.

>> No.5261103

>>5261094

Well next time you leave the house, listen to what people say as they pass you by.

They will be completely jealous.

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>>5261094
I know you claim to love her, but will she ever love you back?

>> No.5261496

>>5261094
>I already love someone else
But will you eat his poop?

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