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Good thing he has four other sons for that!

> implying any of us are healthy enough to live past 60

He already have 2 sons and 1 daughter for that.

Half of us are going to kill ourselves before we reach 40.

I already resolved to kill myself when I hit 40.

No worries, just no real point then.

If I make it to 60 I'll be surprised, I'm almost certain I won't make it to 70, and there's no way I'm living until I'm 80.

>>5256598
>>5256604
40killyourselfmind

My dad hates sports, hates life, and is an alcoholic who buries himself in his work. He genuinely doesn't give two shits about me.

>>5256598

Let's have fun in Gensokyo, okay?

>Implying you can't watch cartoons and still be a 'normalfaggot'

But I'm only 110 pounds. And a girl.

Reported.

Don't judge me!

>>5256611
But why don't you give a shit about yourself?

>>5256616
>dont hit on me you silly boys

gtfo

>>5256586
My dad is dead.

>>5256623
because my childhood was like violent semen inferno. Except I'm a guy, and being a male victim is frowned upon in society.

>>5256623

I do, which is why I religiously hit the gym, and take mind-altering substances that allow me to explore my perceptions of the world.

I am also studying in an attempt to enter the medical field. So I wouldn't say I'm neglecting myself.

I just take it easy to the extreme.

YES.
/thread

I never had a dad, so there's a flaw in your supposition right there.

>>5256635
>>5256635
Arc in 10 years

>>5256635
>take mind-altering substances that allow me to explore my perceptions of the world.

But I'm not a 280 pound fat fuck and I play tennis with my dad on a regular basis...

>>5256642

Well, at least I won't be pic related in ten years...

>>5256645
You wouldn't understand but trust me, they do just that.

>>5256640

what...

are....

you?

>>5256649
you forgot the ;_;

Currently busy rescuing a loli.

But my father is heavier than I am and hasn't done anything sports related in 30 years...

I'm only a 140 pounds.
I can eat as much as I want and not get fat..
But still, there's no way I'm living to fucking 90 with these rotting teeth and fucked up organs.

And of course, it doesn't change the fact that I'm a reject either.
One of my breasts is larger than the other one, I have an overbite, I shave only like once a week, don't sleep much and my teeth are, as I said, rotting.

I will not feel anything when I am older.
I couldn't really be much else to begin with, what with me being as anti-social as I am.

Trying to be worth something to me just seems like trying to be a god.
It's impossible and I don't care. Fuck it.

>>5256658
Source?

In fact, my dad wanted a little girl. He probably would have molested me. Fuck him.

>>5256649
A beautiful, immortal moon lady who is skilled at archery, knows astrology like the back of her hand and has a knowledge of medicine far surpassing anything known on Earth? I feel bad for you bro.

>>5256662
..... you have saddened me ;_;

>>5256664
Dragon Nest

Half of us are going to kill ourselves before we reach 30.

So my dad wanted a jock?

Like I care what that alcoholic wanted.

I have accepted the fact that I am a failure of a human. I have no regrets, this is the only path.

I will see you all in Gensokyo, do not be worried, I will report back here once I get there to tell everybody that Gensokyo is indeed a real place.

I have a job. It's a start.

>>5256672
If it's any consolation, I was serious about that god shit.
Why worry about trying to be so great?
If you can't be great, except what you are.. and... and... be ronery.. for the rest of your life... ;_;

>>5256692

I envy you.

>Implying my dad plays sports and doesn't like the same stuff I do.
Suck it, OP.

im just taking it easy

I was a two year letterman in 6A highschool football. went to college and helped start a fraternity. daijobu da yo. boku ga warui.

My dad didn't care about sports but he did want a handsome, outgoing son who was smart and would finish college then go on to become a six-figure salary corporate star before his 30s. He also wanted his only son to carry on his family line.

What he ended up with was something that would surprise even /jp/.

At least I'm not fat.

>>5256694
Oh im the OP... I was just coming in to troll for a bit. I actually have a really lucky life. Part time male model, steady well paying job, awesome devoted girlfriend, graduated from top 40 university...

but now i feel like more of an ass than usual... im sorry for you guys that just got the shit end of the life stick. carry on.

>>5256711
> What he ended up with was something that would surprise even /jp/.

what are you, some sort of gay sociopathic axe murder?

>>5256642
If Arc was Franken Fran things would be different around here

I weigh less than half that.

>>5256716

> Part time male model

You should become a stripper. A few of my friends from the gym are.

I've considered doing the same, or entering the adult film industry like some of them have, since I've got the physique and endowments, but I'm tremendously lazy so yeah.

My dad left me at home with my mom, then my brother died, fuck off.

>>5256728

No, Arc, don't be a stereptypical negro. That's not for you. Instead, become a Touhou Rapper.

Yaw, yaw, check it..

Touhou is a game all about little girls,
Add an s to Touhou and you make it plural,

Remilia Scarlet is a classical loli vampire,
She'll make ya hot before you can dl EoSD on Limewire,

But she ain't nothin' compared to Reimu Hakurei,
get her mad and she'll really hack your eye,


Okay, I'll stop now.

My dad watches more "japanese cartoons" than I.

>When you are 90 can you look back on it and feel proud?

Fuck yeah I will, because I spent my time doing what I love.

>>5256774

I'm already trying to enter medicine, that will pretty much clear me of all stereotypes.

Secondly. I would not seriously embark upon such a venture. I'm far too timid around cameras.

My dad fucked off back to his mother in England as soon as he heard the news my mother was knocked up, I doubt he really gives a shit.

>>5256782

So are you the one knocking your mother up then?

>>5256728
Do it. Become the next Billy Herrington or Van Darkholme.

>>5256586
My dad loves working.
And I think he's gonna have a fucking meltdown once he retires in two years.'

And no way in hell I'm making it to 60.
There's both heart problems AND cancer in my family, personally, I'm rooting for cardiac arrest. Much quicker than fucked up shit like cancer

I wish I know what to do with my life. ;_;

>>5256785

No, incest is only good in hentai/doujins.

>>5256790
>I'm rooting for cardiac arrest

Hope you get yourself a DNR order, unless you like people performing CPR on your lifeless body.

>>5256795
But is it incest if you impregnate your wife with yourself? I mean, your family doesn't exist yet... or does it?

>>5256821
>impregnate your wife with yourself

...What?

>>5256586

Yes I will OP. If I manage to live that long that is.

>>5256828
Oh.
I was about to say

See:>>5256782
>>5256785

But then I realized my post was only a response to what I thought that poster was implying in >>5256782

...That the child the mother was impregnated with was himself.

My dad isn't a boring unfulfilled suburban failure that peaked in high school and has to live vicariously through me, though. I'm quite ahead of the curve and I'm sure I'd look at your family situation with pity and revulsion.

>>5256855
And yeah, I completely missed the point of >>5256785

What happens when you remove traditional gender and cultural roles? What happens when your name doesn't matter? What happens if everyone is perfectly equal? They told us that these things will improve us, make us human, that a perfectly egalitarian society would liberate us. But I'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you what happens: a black void forms inside that can never be mended. An emptiness, a black hole, that consumes everything around you in a manner ever so subtle.

Everyone loves you. To them you are perfection. But every once in a while, when you begin to crack ever so slightly, they can feel, just barely that something is wrong, that something is very very wrong. But just as soon as the crack appears it vanishes and you continue just as you were before.

But all the while people disappear and strange things happen, far away. You read the papers and watch the news- you trick yourself into believing that the events before your eyes have no connection to you. When the people around you say "Oh my god, I can't believe what they did- those monsters! Those people deserve to die." you agree with them. You are equally repulsed by their actions. By the actions, of that other self.

Because that dark void can never be mended but it can be filled with something, someone. If you can't be a traditional role then what is left? A less respectable member of society. Something you saw on the television. Some character in a game. They fill that void. But a certain incongruence forms when entities from a fictional universe come to exist in our real one, a slight shiftiness that can be mistaken for eccentricity.

And one day you find yourself staring at the mirror and baffled by the reflection.

>>5256883
What the fuck are you even talking about?