/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Anal sex is considered a high-risk sexual practice

Maybe if you don't know how to think.

QUALITY THREAD

Fact: Any Touhou, even the humans, could chop off your dick with a single ass contraction.

Get yukari to hook me up with some gaps and all of them at the same time.

where is anal fanatic

I would like to fuck a Frozen Flame onahole made by these two, instead.

>>5255530
>At the same time.

What you just shove your fist in them?

Last minute, go for the *right* hole.

>>5255543
That's degrading to women.

>>5255554
It's not like you're saying hey I need a glove.

Oops

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>Implying I'd use a condom for anal sex

So the cleanest touhou would be the best option.

>>5255587
Reported.

>>5255523
Oh fuck, know that I think about it. He looks kind of Jewish.

>>5255605

>>5255535

Patience, I just woke up.

>>5255509

Take it slow and use plenty of lubrication. Best not to do outright penetration until they're comfortable with fingers and such. It's easy to avoid damage if you're sensible about it, if you're just looking to j-j-jam it in, of course you're going to damage something.
Furthermore I doubt any touhous have STDs, and most youkai probably wouldn't even be capable of carrying any disease at all, and even if you do, just pay a kind visit to Yamame or Eirin (doubly Eirin if you caused any damage to her) (and possibly Hina, if a disease is a misfortune) and you're clear to go.

Okay, so. Which touhou?
I put "all" as my answer.

>>5255587

It's your bacteria, man.

Do touhous poop?

I'd be more than happy to get some of their glorious shit all over my dick

I too, would choose "all" as my response.
But Nitori would be first. I would love to fuck her three assholes in rapid succession, one pump each over and over again in what I assume would be a circular motion.

>>5255775

No. Due to the powerful magicks in Gensokyo, all youkai and humans have evolved to have perfect 100% efficient digestive systems--no waste byproducts created. Energy is only lost through heat, and thereby a minor loss of hydration and impurities via sweat to aid that process.

AT LEAST IN MY GENSOKYO

>>5255530

OH GOD I CAN SODOMIZE FOREVER!

>>5255810

Well gosh darn. How am I suppose to fulfill my coprophalic desires?

>>5255810
Considering they're likely shitting in a hole in the ground if this isn't the case, I'll allow it.

They still piss though. Everywhere.

>>5255836

Mud enema?

Guys, where does Yukari gap her shit?

>>5255836

Eirin probably has a pill that temporarily diminishes the digestive efficiency, creating waste material for the duration.

It'd probably even be completely hygienic, too.

>>5255824

Am I gay if the first thing I would ask of Yukari is to gap my own dick into my ass?

;_;

>>5255842

In this Gensokyo, urine isn't a waste product so much as it is a safeguard against overhydration due to the superefficient digestive processes.

Acceptable?

>>5255873
Acceptable.

>>5255873
dem tails

>>5255865
nah, the balls aren't touching

Marisa.

>That long scare tactic writeup
What? Anal is fantastic.

Anyway, my answer would be ANY OF THEM but especially my lovely hell raven, Utsuho

I really want to fuck Merlin, of all people, in the ass.

Not sure why.

>high-risk sexual practice
then suwako just created gay men to troll them?

>>5256018

Most people'd prefer Lunassa

Am I the only person left in the entire world who does not understand the appeal of anal sex?

>>5256067
No.

>>5256067

Hotter, tighter, more lewd. Plus a fresh virginity

What is the problem?

>>5256067
You just have misconceptions about it like everyone does at first.

>>5256074
I'm sure there's a clogged sewer pipe somewhere that's just as tight.
Why don't you stick your ponos in that?

>>5256084
Little girls don't have sewage pipes though...

>>5256084
Quit trolling faggot, if you don't like it nobody cares. Go have your vanilla heterosexual consensual vaginal sex in the missionary position with a grown adult woman and enjoy yourself.

>>5256093
If you're capable of enjoying actual sex, you don't belong here.

>>5256107
/jp/ - Otaku Culture
not
/jp/ - Asexual robots who are incapable of enjoying sex

>>5256084
>clogged sewer pipe
Oh wait..
Okay, well, before anyone asks, my body is the size of a mountain.

>>5256093
I'm not trolling, you're just taking me to seriously.
I'm pretty much into everything except piss, shit, some gore and buttsex.
Its just.. buttsex is every where, and I don't get it.
I guess it's fine if you get it, but I don't get it.
I'm just making a remark.
That is all.

>>5256131

It's simply another form of enjoyment. Whether you "get it" or not is void.

>>5256153
I was making conver.. Oh never mind.

>>5256159
God damn it just take the hint and shut up.

>>5256161
>>5256161
Even then, people can usually explain their preferences somewhat.
That's why its a conversation.
/jp/ doesn't seem to understand this.

...

Also, why am I bumping this thread?

>>5256169
I do understand it. Do you guys want me to tell you why I love anal sex? I gladly will, if that's what you want. It seemed more like hollow trolling though.

I don't like anal sex either bro.

It's weird because I'm into a lot of other fetishy stuff, just not buttsex. It just seems like it'd be uncomfortable and stinky.

>>5256210
That's the thing though, it's really not at all, assuming it's done correctly.

Of course trying to sell other people on your fetishes is like trying to sell use cars to a paraplegic, so that isn't my goal. I just wish more people didn't see it that way.

>>5256210

It's quite simple to keep clean.

What are you, some kind of faggot germophobe? Forget that OCD shit. I'll eat all of their asses without a second thought.

>>5256250

My brave brother!

>>5256250
I won't lie, I'd do that too.

Anal sex is shit because you feel like you're shitting, except you don't stop after a few seconds like you normally do but in out in out. Plus, the girl( or guy) can't orgasm from butt plugging so it's a self-indulgent practice that doesn't take the partner's pleasure into consideration.

In short, enjoy your dirty aberration.

I never really liked anal, the thought of jamming it in and pulling out a shit covered love piston just isn't erotic at all.

poop is yucky.

>>5256275
Sounds like the typical garbage someone who's never had it would say.

>>5256279

Second.

I'm a clean freak. I bathe everyday, wash my hands compulsively, and to be honest, the idea of poopdick causes me great despair.

Worse yet, the idea of putting my mouth anywhere near there.

>ARC, YOU ARE AUTISTIC

That is why I am posting in /jp/.

>>5256296
everyone on /jp/ is autistic.

everyone.

>>5256296
Hey, I wash my hands compulsively too. Like, 2 times after I fap. Sometimes, before too.

moot needs to scrap
/a/ - anime and manga
(since it's trash)
and make
/a/ - Anal

>>5256305

I always wash my hands before I fap. I don't want to get an infection or something.

>>5256311
make /a/ - animals and /an/ - ANime

>Plus, the girl( or guy) can't orgasm

nice troll, bro

>>5256318
I like this one, animals and nature >>>> anime.

>>5256275

>Plus, the girl( or guy) can't orgasm from butt plugging so it's a self-indulgent practice that doesn't take the partner's pleasure into consideration.

That's an inherently flawed statement.
Some people will derive pleasure from anything. There's always going to be a quirky girl who wants it up the bum because they enjoy it more.

>>5256318
But then that leaves no anal board...

>>5256312
On the other hand, they say exposing yourself to germs helps your immune system. I'm still afraid to directly touch my anus, though.

>>5256371
I hate it when there's so much cum everywhere. Personally that's what I can't fap to. Gallons of cum. Am I the only one who is turned off by oceans of other dudes' semen?

>>5256393
but everyone cums that much on touhous

>That's an inherently flawed statement.
Some people will derive pleasure from anything. There's always going to be a quirky girl who wants it up the bum because they enjoy it more.

Your statement is inherently flawed, saying something is fine just because SOME people enjoy it. My statement is not any more flawed than saying "Punching people in the face is wrong." It doesn't matter if some "quirky" people enjoy getting punched in the face- that doesn't change the nature of face-punching as an act of self-gratification and pain-inflicting. Some people do want to get killed and raped.

I'll leave the quirky girls to you( read:insane sluts).

>>5256279
>the thought of jamming it in and pulling out a shit covered love piston just isn't erotic at all.

That only happens if she/he just ate or has diarrhea.

>>5256406

>>5256393

>I hate it when there's so much cum everywhere.

the more, the better, in my opinion.

>>5256411

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml

>>5256406

No, your statement was flawed first.

>the girl( or guy) [can't] orgasm

This is a falsehood.

I am not defending my point whether it is right or wrong, but simply noting that your initial stance cannot be correct. There is no inherent flaw in my argument. Don't try to play with my words for the sake of it.

What a tasteless thread.

>>5256420
>truckermax.com
Why would I even bother to copy/paste that link, seriously bro

>arc loves cum
Not surprising.

Why is Youmu an anal favorite anyway?

She seems to get it much more than most.

>>5256436

You would copypaste the link because /jp/ loves stories. Especially stories that are disgusting.

>arc loves cum

Didn't say that, but you're welcome to entertain your homoerotic fantasies.

>>5256451
Because Youmu also gets all the pissing and diaper fetishists too for some reason. People just love to see the tomboy taken down, I guess.

>>5256451
because who wouldn't want to see Youmu taking it up her ass?

>>5256301

Everyone is autistic to some degree; posting on /jp/ has little to do with it.

>>5256455
Most girls are too stupid to handle anal, making that story an exception.

And of course I will continue to indulge my fantasies about you, my love.

>>5256426

(Part of) My statement being flawed doesn't negate the fact that you had some faulty logic in your own. Some people enjoy it. Others just see it as a prolonged defecation session. Regardless, you're not using the clitoris or g-spot, which are for that purpose.

As for whether it is possible to reach orgasm from anal alone, what I've heard is that it's possible but not as easy. You can correct my understanding and say that it's just as easy or even easier. Or you can agree that it takes more effort.

>>5256483
You're a chick, aren't you? Selfish girl prioritizes her orgasm over everything else. Lame. Just rub your clit yourself then you dumb bitch.

>>5256483

>g-spot

Doesn't exist.

>>5256483

The problem is you misunderstand me.
I'm not trying to defend it as "right", which is a null enough statement in the first place.
Obviously not everyone enjoys it, but I'm not saying everyone should buttfuck either.

>You can correct my understanding and say that it's just as easy or even easier. Or you can agree that it takes more effort.

At that, I'd have to say it entirely depends on the person. Some will enjoy it but not as much, others might find it just as easy or find it heightens the orgasm if they're receiving pleasure from both (vaginal/anal or penile/anal) simultaneously. Still others (though rarer) might ONLY be able to orgasm from it. And, naturally, some will be completely unable to enjoy it at all.

Sexuality is wide and varied.

Sure is a lot of tl;dr in here and not nearly enough delicious Touhou assholes

>>5256518
>Sexuality is wide and varied.
Heresy!

>>5256531
That's right, even heresy gets along with buttsex

>>5256531

Begone, white knight. What you call "depravity" is paradise.

>>5256527

I'm trying.

>>5256496

I'm male, but do tell why a guy is allowed to prioritize his enjoyment instead of having it be mutual? If you're going to be selfish then jerk off in the corner instead of using a human onahole, faggot.

>>5256545

GIRLS CAN LIKE ANAL TOO.

>>5256545
You misunderstand me but I'm finished arguing with you faggots.

Touhou butts thread time.

>>5256553

This image terrifies me.

I have a fear of telepaths.

>>5256568
Do you have a lot of inner shame that you just can't face, anon?

>>5256579

No, I just couldn't bear someone reading my thoughts.

This is a shitty thread

>>5256599
Because you're ashamed.
Ashamed that you want to ravage Orin's asshole.
It's alright anon, I understand you.

>>5256626

Well, more like I'd prefer Satori would not know precisely how much I'd want to lick her ass and be her sex slave upon our first meeting.

I still can't decide on whether I love or hate anal. I find it discousting and gross, yet the hundreds of pics I have don't really support that oppinion. It is my strongest fetish, but I am also a germaphobe and paranoid about anything being dirty, so it doesn't feel right. And I hate those other dirty fetishes like scat, piss, guro, and I hate ass to mouth, but for some reason, anal is fine. Maybe it is because it feels good, but that isn't really it either. The reason why I even found out that it feels good is because I had the fetish in the first place.

>>5256702
You and me should go have a chat with our old buddy Dr Freud.

anal and piss..
its the fetish of god.

>>5256762
I would love it if the beautiful girl I was making doggy-style anal love to were in such ecstasy that she forgot control of her bladder and urinated freely.