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yes. about it getting fucked by many black people.

>>5255353

What about consensual intercourse in the missionary position?

Tear down the law!

Shikieiki finds all sexual activity except handjobs too lewd.

I got fucked by the law once.

>>5255361
< only handjobs!

>>5255377

Why, though?

No

Am I the only one who would rape Shikieiki knowing it meant hell for me?

>>5255392
raping anyone would meant hell for you.


LEAVE THE YAMA ALONE YOU MONSTERS!

>>5255412

But shes so goddamn moe.......

>>5255425
You can only watch.

I don't think the definition of "moe" is "someone you want to rape".

>>5255425

Then you romance her properly until she opens up enough for her to openly be okay with fucking you senseless.

>>5255441
She can easily see right through anyone, your rape plans are useless.

>>5255430
The more tiny and cute something is, the more I want to touch it's cervix with my tongue.

>>5255336
>>5255353
>>5255452

[x]Footjob

>>5255452

What if you genuinely love her and want to express that? As in, you just don't want to fuck her for the hell of it?

>>5255463
>lily01.jpg
what's up with that file name?

>>5255475
You have to respect her. And she obviously would never want to have sex senselessly since it's too lewd, etc.

>>5255475

Yamaxanadu is frigid and cant feel love.

>>5255463
Im not sure I understand the fascination with footjobs... Is it the feet, the stockings... what?

>>5255508
I could write a good wall of text trying to explain why people like it from my point of view but I don't feel like doing it now. But stockings certainly make it sexier.

>>5255496

Then as an expression of love and passion?

Look but don't touch.

>>5255496
Yama hates deep passionate animal sex?

>>5255537
Even if you are expressing your passion and love trough that it would depend on her decision, which like it was said before she would probably not agree with, and then you would have to hold your lust if you truly love her as the ULTIMATE expression of love.

I am the law.

I arrive in a dark room, filled with a strange stench. Is this the smell of death? No... Some moments after my arrival a bright light activates above me and I can't help but cover my eyes to avoid the burning rays.

"Are you Mister Lester?" A stern female voice asks. It seems like the voice is coming somewhere from above, but I can't see the person. "Yes, that's me." I reply.

"My my, it seems you've lead an interesting life. The number of people you've raped is in the triple digits. Women and children, boys and girls. But it's strange.. there's no men here. Why is this?"

"How does she know this?" I wonder to myself. But I don't spend too much time pondering- the tone of the voice lets me know this is not someone I want to keep waiting. "Umm, I just... wasn't attracted to them."

"A convenient lie. But the truth is self-evident. You avoided them because the only people you could subdue were weak women and children. I have a special place reserved for those that prey on the weak."

"W.. wait a second!" I quickly intervene. "It's the law of nature, for the strong to prey on the weak. Animals do it all the time! Why am I any different!?"

"Do I really have to answer that? Very well. The path of humanity and that of a human is one of self-improvement, always striving for something greater. You won't better yourself if you only interact with those below you..."

"Waita minute, are you saying that if I raped people that were bigger and smarter than me that you'd let me off the hook?"

"Mister Lester, are you making a mockery of my intellect?"

"I don't even know who you are!"

>>5255577
Go on.

>>5255508

>Im not sure I understand the fascination with footjobs... Is it the feet, the stockings... what?

For me, the psychology. It implies that she considers you below her. There's a very subtle and strong power play in the mechanics of giving one - lots of strong fem-dom overtones. I also find stockings and high-heels strongly arousing. I'm a complete sucker for that. I actually prefer that the female in question doesn't take off her stockings or thighhighs before the act.

Or that's my explanation. But I'll freely admit that the sight-picture of E-ki in bondage gear and stiletto heels, sitting on her desk, slowly and torturously rubbing my member with the soles of her shoes - and promising ruddy hell for me if I come before she allows it, with a icy smirk on her lips and narrowed eyes - pretty much makes me jizz everywhere.

>>5255353
I find handjobs to be one of the most lewd things to do.

>>5255508
>>5255627

It's actually believed to be a bit of neural miswiring.
In the brain, the neural recognizing as well as sensory input from the feet and from the genitalia are beside each other.
So, to some people, looking at feet is the same as others looking at breasts. And for certain people, getting a foot massage practically assisted masturbation.

Try sucking on a girl's toes while you're screwing her.

>>5255665

I don't enjoy putting things in my mouth, which is why I failed the gay test. I've heard that theory before, though. Sounds legit.

finish the story please ;_;

>>5255627

Stockings are not that hot, Arcueid.

>>5255636

Objectively and logically, handjobs are the least lewd and most sanitary. First off, there's zero chance of pregnancy and other longterm complications, assuming you've washed your hands and the genitalia is relatively clean. Second, there are no senses involved besides touch, the least abrasive one, and there is no pain as with anal. With oral there is a chance of infection or STD's and there is a nasty aftertaste that can last a while, not to mention it's much more intense. Third, it's the fastest to clean. Fourth, it doesn't require any lewd positions. With all the rest you have to bend over or get on your knees or lay down but you can do a handjob even standing in a formal pose.

>>5255577

Dont leave us hangin Haruki Murakami-san

>>5255750

Bump for more.

11/10 would seethe with rage again

>>5255853

Hi Eiki.

Are there any Judge Dredd crossover pics?

>>5255665
THOSE LEGS
I CAME 8===========> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

>>5255336
Not after seeing a cop in DC trying to pull over a car with a segway...