/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My sister's name is Mary.

I'm one of the people who bullied her, and I have tears in my eyes right now.

better her than me

Let's never forget her cute little face.

I bet she's sitting in heaven right now, thinking about how /jp/ turned their back on her in her last moments on Earth.... She probably still loves you though /jp/

This whole time Hiri was sick in a hospital. She only came to /jp/ because she wanted to make some more friends before dying.

She was a strange girl...

What was this?
Sounds like I missed something interesting.

>>5249747

Please e-mail this picture to the family so they know what a useless slut their daughter was and can feel better about her death.

P-P-P-PERMAB&

>>5249769
she never drew that. she only drew innocent pictures. that was some other anon

Fuck this offtopic crap
Reported

>this thread
what the fuck

when was this?

in before deletion

>>5249792
A few hours ago.

Fuck, okay, I'm crying.

Just got another e-mail.

"She's been in hospital in and out for a few years now, she had anemia, and then she was diagnosed with a heart disease. She used to visit hospital once a month, but lately she was in there constantly. She always talked of her internet friends, so I am assuming this message board is what she meant. She never really had any friends outside of the hospital or her computer, and she never did anything except draw pictures. But she was happy. Even in her last hour, she told me how happy she was. Not a lot of people knew she was sick, she was very good at hiding it. I even forgot sometimes, and I'm her family. I hope you continue to remember her as the happy girl she was."

Someone could make a VN out of this.

I don't know who this is because I don't usually go to this board, but still.
How very sad.

>>5249806
Oh god, why did I have to be mean to her? ;_;

>>5249818
I spend plenty of time here and I don't know who the fuck this is. I suspect a large amount of this thread is samefag.

>>5249812
I second this, VN project /jp/?

>>5249820
its okay, she still loved you anon, no matter what you said to her

>>5249806

This Anon calls bullshit.
Sounds like trite VN material.

>5249821
You don't know Hiri? Then you obviously don't spend much time here

>>5249806
That's... so... MOE!

>>5249821

Same here.

Must've been in a different timezone or something?

Either way, that sucks.

Hiri Muu = Hirn (German for brain). Mary probably suffered from a brain tumor or something similar. This is EVANGELION DEEP.

>>5249828
Email her yourself then, if you don't believe me.

morning trolling and newfaggery.

oh man offtopic thread

/jp/ how do i tell my parents i love them without actually saying that

i couldnt live with myself if they died thinking i still hate them and they could die any day (bad health)

Damn it, I regret not talking to her more. I sent her an email once, then she replied to me, but I never replied back because I was too lazy.

>>5249806
i.... i was so mean to her!! :( i just wanted her to react!! im so sorry Hiri!!

Is she that obnoxious faggot who avatar fagged herself?

she deserved to die

Since this thread is off topic I think I'll bring up a troubling situation that happened to me recently. How do I eat this pineapple? It has been sitting on my desk for almost a week now. I don't understand how I'm supposed to eat it. I tried licking the outside, but it tasted horrible. I tried banging it on the wall, but nothing... Someone please help me with this pressing issue. I feel like I can't even go on anymore. My life is at a standstill... I just.. I really want to try this pineapple.

Right, like I'm going to believe a little girl in the hospital wanted to make friends with /jp/, of all places.
Reported.

>>5249853
Shut up, shut up, she didn't deserve it! She was annoying, but she didn't deserve to die. She just wanted to make friends. That's all she wanted, anon.

>>5249856
You eat the inside of the pineapple, but not the outside. So get a big knife and cut in down the centre a couple of time until you get at the tasty flesh.

Holy fuck this is the worst thread on /jp/ right now.

>>5249858
Well she came to the wrong shithole. You don't go into a seedy bar looking for people to help you study.

>>5249857
she was like, 17

>>5249858

She deserved to die.

Hell, if i would've known her I would've made sure to shoot cum on her face as she died. Worthless whore.

>>5249866
someone is butthurt that he didnt get to speak to hiri

>>5249866
Fat, worthless, loser irl who gets off to thinking he is making other people even half as sad as his life is. Too bad it isn't working. Your pleasure is delusional.

>>5249872

Sorry, but that's 1/3. I am not fat, and I am not worthless.

You see, unlike that obnoxious, thread-ruining bitch I'm still alive and contributing to the betterment of society. I am steps away from being a police officer, dawg.

If she was a guy no one would give a shit about this

I want to cum on Hiri muuu too.

>>5249874
I respect police officers. Please don't be a dick and abuse your power. I doubt you're serious about your resentment of this possibly imaginary person, but I really hope that attitude isn't genuine and doesn't spill over into your police work.

>>5249872
WELCOME TO /jp/!

>>5249877
no one cares that shes a girl either

>>5249877
They would care if the boy were a trap or super moe, otherwise, you're correct. People don't give a shit about things that aren't pleasing to their eyes.

>>5249874
>She deserved to die.
>police officer

You are the one who deserves to die. Learn to /justice. Man, police really is shit nowadays.

>>5249881

>I doubt you're serious about your resentment of this possibly imaginary person

I have seen her thread ruining in action twice, so yeah I am.

>>5249887
whose to say she was pleasing to look at? does anyone have any photos?

>>5249890

>You are the one who deserves to die

Yeah. Sure, kiddo.

I don't even get what the fuck happened.

I just sort of glazed over any topics with these pictures, because they looked pretty bad.

>>5249856
Some like it with salt.

>>5249894
>thread ruining

How did she ruin threads? She was just posting her little pictures in her own threads.

>>5249902
basically, some girl posted pictures, and then /jp/ made her sad and then it turns out it was someone else, and the real girl was in hospital. and now shes dead

who cares

>>5249909
I don't get what you said. At all.

ITT Op samefags and tries to get attention after giving up on getting it with his shitty reverse-meatball-head character

>>5249906

Her very existence destroyed /jp/'s credibility everytime she made one of her stupid threads. Jesus, I remember the last one. She posted her email and art website, remember?

Worthless.

I am here. I am here in this thread. My name is Shoku. I am a time traveler from the future.

>>5249920
her email and art site was posted by someone else. plus, if this is true, about her being dead, then she was in hospital and we got trolled by someone else

>>5249920
>/jp/'s credibility
Right...

>>5249920
can we repost site and email?

we have credibility?

>>5249931
What about no, you fucking mongoloid baboon.

>>5249931
Search the archive, anon.

>>5249935
it's archived

>>5249931
>email

Are you insane? These assholes will just send rude emails to her mother or whoever that relative is.

dammit, why did she have to die? i loved her threads

She never died. I sent her back to the future where she was originally from.

>>5249943
its her brother

>>5249946
Fuck off you piece of shit. Stop trying to replace Hiri.

>>5249946
so shes safe?

.>>5249950

Who are you to tell him what to do?

Some stupid loser bitch is rotting in the ground, who the fuck cares, reported for off topic

>>5249921
>>5249946
Aaaaaand /jp/ just got a little bit more shitty.

>>5249806
email her again and tell her that we all loved her

>>5249953
She is safe. You can trust in me. I just got back from a tea party with her in fact.

this thread sucks

>>5249963

It will be lost in the sea of guro I sent to that email address. I'll even preface it with something that sounds or looks pretty at face value.

i'll even sign them, "~Love /jp/ (link)"

>>5249947
Brother, huh? Onii-chan fulfilling his imouto's final wish. How adorable.

>>5249971
Nice one bro.

I don't remember anything about her, as I tend to forget almost all non-important stuff, but I do remember that little drawn girl pictures that said stuff.

A touching story, a tad saddened by the loss of a life of someone on /jp/, but there's nothing that can be accomplished by mourning the dead, however there is nothing to be gained by insulting the dead.

So, rest in peace, Hiri.

>>5249971
EPIC WIN

THAT WILL SHOW HIM WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE SHE WAS HANGING OUT WITH, GOOD JOB *high five* XD

She said she was not a virgin on /jp/. On /jp/.

>>5249997
that was the troll.

>>5249997
That wasn't her. Someone got her trip, and was using her images.

>>5249874

Police are scum. Only when you die is society bettered.

>>5250000
way to get, fucktard

Even after she lost most of her fans, she continued to love us, right?

>>5250024

Shut your fucking mouth. Not respecting the law and authority is why the world has gone to shit.

>>5250025
>>>/b/

>>5250025
Back to /b/, fucktard.

Draw whores leave this place

>>5250037
Why should I respect someone who is shitting all over a happy little girl's grave?

>>5250037
Ahahaha, oh wow. If the world was always respecting the law and authority you'll be living under the slavery.

>>5250036
yeah, i emailed her everyday, and she was always sad that /jp/ hated her. but she would keep saying "its okay though, i will always love /jp/, not matter what they say to me"

>>5250037
Cops being dicks and the fact that power-abusing faggots always love getting into the law enforcement is a huge reason people do not respect law enforcement. It attracts the power-tripping balls people, and it doesn't exactly require a great deal of mental ability to get the job.

>>5250025
Just so you know.

>>5250052

Why should I care about an obnoxious dead person?

Most of you hated her too, fucking hypocrites.

>>5250060

Too bad you have to follow the law or I put you in prison, right?

Ok, how are you guys so sure she died? I never really cared about her threads (nor did I flame her) to know all the story.

>>5250056
Oh, anon, why did I have to stop emailing her? I'm glad at least someone else continued talking to her. ;_;

>>5250060
>I have autism.

please dont let her be dead!

>>5250077
She is dead, anon. Her onii-chan confirmed it.

>>5250085
but i loved her!!!

>>5250074
ill still email her everyday, in hopes that she will one day reply....

>>5250088
>>5250097

Why are you so pathetic? You never knew her.

>this whole thread

>>5250071
You won't be putting me in anything, bro. You're an aspiring cop. Nuff said. Come over here and shine my shoes.

>>5250108

If by "shine your shoes" you mean rape your mother, then sure I will.

>>5250100
actually, i did

>>5250114
Be careful when you make threats over the Internet.

>>5250114
oh, how like a police man

Black Jack could have saved her.

>>5250120

Actually, I would never do that.

But I could. And then fake evidence and charges and get you arrested for it. I could.

shes dead? thank god

scary_wallflower@hotmail.com?

>>5250126
wow, how respectable

>>5250126
Laughable.

>>5250131
No. There is another one.

>>5250128
How can you be so cruel?

>>5250137


You mad your life is pathetic and mine is so rich and fufilling?

>>5250138
hirimuu@hotmail.com

>>5250142
Look at you trying so hard to get everyone mad. Too bad it's not working.

Whatever.

>>5250142
lol okay

Oh god /jp/, why are you so terrible?

She was just a lonely girl stuck in hospital who wanted to make some friends in her last days.

I am so sad right now.

>>5250142
You're an aspiring cop. I don't even need to insult you. Also, I don't have to talk about my life to feel better... Because it really is alright and I already have a job with a decent income. I have nothing to complain about. Good luck.

>>5250147

Who am I getting mad?

We'll all get credit from the guro and porn i'm sending both those emails nonstop.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4599365

her first ever thread. can't believe you guys were so mean

>>5250146
Thanks, sending the message "we all hate your shitty sister" to her brother now

>>5250153
but you're not really sending it, are you?

>>5250161

Yep. Opening gmail now.

>>5250159
Me too. Nothing personal, just doing it for the "lulz".

>>5250166
we really believe you

So I just found this person on the archive. Cute pictures. But somehow I've completely missed this person even though I visit /jp/ several times an hour when I'm at the computer, which is all day, every day. Odd

>>5250174
yes. very odd.

>>5250173

Because it;s really so fucking hard to open an email client, put in a sad subject, put in a hate message, and attach guro right?

idiot.

>>5250174
Seriously, I'm on /jp/ a large part of the 16 or so hours a day that I'm awake, and this is the first I've heard of this.

Wow, throw a bit of moe on it and you people will believe anything.

I could probably get every cent you own if I pretended to be a tsundere Nigerian princess.

>>5250174

Her threads tend to be deleted by meido quickly. Heartless meido.

>>5250179
have you done it yet? post replys

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4606570

pretty cute stuff actually

>>5250187
Well, if their all as shitty as this one, then I must applaud Meido-chan.

>>5250182
>Nigerian

Little brown girls?

>>5250187
meido is just jealous that hiri is much cuter

>>5250179
We'd like to think only /b/ is that immature, but I guess we're kidding ourselves.

>>5250182

Anon pretending to be a brown girl is my fetish

>>5250194

You're on 4chan. You're as immature as the rest of them.

>>5250187
If the were all as shitty as this, then quite frankly, I find Meido's actions laudable.

This thread is now about brown girls and the people who love them.

>>5250197
source?

>>5250201
Native Heart

>>5250201

What do I win?

>>5250210
Faggotry award.

>>5250201
Read the filename you fucking idiot.

..we were crushed. Why didn't this dirty slut die earlier? She shat up
our image board, and all of us hated her. We HATED her. I'm glad she's
fucking dead. We all are over at /jp/ (http://boards.4chan.org/jp/).).
She was a cancer to humanity and deserved to die. I hope you never
forget how much of a dumb, disgusted, hated slut Mary really was. I
hope she's sucking cocks in hell, because she never got tired of doing
it at jp. Christ I hope she's suffering even in the afterlife.
what a cool guy

>>5250200
>>5250208
sauce?

>>5250216

That wasn't her email address, then?

You got me good, guys.

>>5250210
>>5250216
Haha, /jp/, you're unbelievable

>>5250223
What email?

GUYS GUYS

KENKA YAMETE KUDASAI

>>5250223
Dumb.

You people are faggots. Luckily, the day you die, even less people will care who you are. Ironically, I don't even know who this person who died is. When you think of how a consciousness has faded away, never to return, you bring out your platitudes and angry words. You bare your teeth against the fear of vanishing yourself.

You have no respect for life because you have none yourself. I see I lost nothing by no longer regularly visiting this place.

/jp/ - /b/ & /r9k/

>>5250231

Hey. I can send it to as many email addresses as I have to till I hit the mark. Not like i'm going to run out of email space.

>>5249721
WASSUP SHITDICK WASSUP

RP does not go on /jp/

>160 posts and 21 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
oh what, come on. Janitors, do your damn job unless you want moot to hear about it via email.

>>5250232
>implying we care that they won't care
>fear of vanishing yourself
Of so scary.

>I see I lost nothing by no longer regularly visiting this place.

OH MY GOD

GUYS

WE LOST SOME RANDOM FUCK

SHIT

Some of you are so pathetic. I love this place.

>>5250241
>>5250255
Same asspie.

>>5249721

Wow, so we have here, a recently dead anon who presented him/her self to the rest of us by using a character s/he drew.

What do we do now, /jp/? Just brood and cry over someone who we never really knew?

Let's just move on, /jp/, and continue out everyday life. There's nothing we can do; let's just think of it as him/her going out of the internet forever.

;_;

>>5250248
The fear is so great you can not type a simple three word sentence without mistake? I understand, Anonymous. Know your own mind though, what fear is there to death except that your consciousness fades away. That the imprint you've left on life hardly exists, even if you had the chance. So you mock a sick girl whose only chance to make an impression was on the internet. You swell yourself, making it seem that you are so much better, but you are worse, because you have the chance, and you squander it daily.

You will disappear, Anonymous, and not even the internet will say "Finally, he is gone." You can not even manage to make that big an impression.

>>5250216
holy shit, what an asshole

>>5250255
we all know nobody died, shitdick OP, get out.

do this shit in /x/ if you've got some damn need for it, as a hoax involving death at least it'd be vaguely on-topic there.

>>5250266

I am not an asshole.

And he didnt even include the promised guro. I am dissapoint.

I don't really get what's going on in this thread but the moralfags are kinda hilarious.

>>5250264
I like you.

If anyone has a collection of all of her pics would they be so kind as to dump them here?

Not including the ones already in the thread that is

>>5250275
Anti-moralfags are quite hilarious as well.

ahh well

>>5250275
Northern europeans who use that term "moralfag" are funny. They have a lot in common with the stupidfags (not actually moral, just DENSE and hallmarkesque) ITT.

>>5250285

Go jack off on her dead body, we don't want them in here.

i have all of them, ill upload them to megashare

Here is her email. Have fun with it.

hirimuu@gmail.com

>>5250279
Simply stating the reality of the situation. Anonymous internet behavior is a fascinating subject. It is always interesting to ask yourself why people say the things they do. Perhaps I am wrong, but, I do not think I am. In this sort of situation, at least.

this thread should have been deleted within the first 5 minutes

what thefuck.

>>5250301

Not her email, bro. I sent >>5250216 and it was reposted here.

Dead people can't post on imageboards.

>>5250296
Correction: YOU don't want them in here.

>>5250306
Welcome to /jp/. We only have one janitor here who, believe it or not, has to sleep sometimes.

>>5250315
or can they?

>>5250305
You might be looking too much into it. I was thinking something like retards posting whatever they feel like posting at the given moment.

>>5250305
Is that you, Shii?

>>5250315
it's "gmail", not "hotmail".

amazingly enough I don't give a flying fuck

>>5250298
Thanks.

>>5250330
No surprise there. You'll always be a dick.

Great, less kids with aspergerz!

>>5250330
That's mean, Suigin.

>>5250323
There is always an underlying motive to even the most base response. In seeking to understand those motives in others, you gain a sense of your own that you could not see as easily.

I always forget how fucking UGLY its hair color is.

Now I just wish Sion, Bangcock and Mugen would die as well.

/jp/ would be less shittier.

>>5250332

Fuck off, moralfaggot. Why the fuck should suigin or any of us care?

>>5250340
its not that bad

>>5250339
Boredom is my motive.

>>5250345
You don't have to care, but, alternatively, why do people express delight at an event such as this? Because their precious imageboard will be improved by one tenth of one percent as a result?

I think my conclusions are relatively sound. Except as far as those who express joy just to appear edgy. That is more difficult to analyze.

>>5250345
I only stated the obvious. I never said anything else about the matter at hand. Assholes will be assholes. Whether I agree with their point, or not.

How many people in this thread actually cares about this? O:

SOME GAY FAT GUY MILKING THE LAST DROP OF ATTENTIONWHORE RP TROLLJUICE FROM HIS SPARKYESQUE AVATAR OF THE MONTH

LET THIS THREAD DIE

>>5250357

Because another worthless human being is rightfully dead. It's a celebratory thing. Natural selection, a bit?

>>5250362
don't post here

Wait, hold on, OP here.

Hiri's brother sent me those emails through hirimuu@hotmail.com

But the other anon who sent the hateful email also sent it to hirimuu@hotmail.com right? So how did his email end up on /jp/? Is her brother on /jp/?

>>5250298
How's the upload going?

>>5250366
Jesus, you're in so much ass pain. Does it hurt, anon, does it hurt that much?

>>5250368
wololol

we need that eurofaggot from /g/ to come in here and flood gay porn, lol

>>5250379
lol yah thatd be epic xD

This thread is an eyesore.

>>5250369
Because Mary isn't dead and is trying for more attention.

This is attention whoring 102 in action.

>>5250367
Only it's not, really. What are the odds that this person ever actually existed? What do you really know other than what you can take at face value from experiences on this place?

Genuinely celebrating the death of someone who was supposedly in such a condition has an underlying reasoning to it. Perhaps my conclusions aren't correct in every case, but I think it's correct for many.

Those who use the internet in the manner that we do often try to come across as somehow enlightened or intellectual; above the trivialities of life. Yet we all know it is a defense against their own failings, it is a rationalization against the lack of worth and satisfaction there is. Grasping at the tiniest degree of self respect they can muster. All things are like this, all humanity does this. It is simply a matter of finding the motivation.

>>5250388
How are you so sure? Stop making dumb assumptions. She is dead, deal with it.

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

>>5250391

Good god fuck off. i don't need to hear you psychoanalyze the rationality of hating a fucking worthless human being (because you can)

Help me send more hate mail, guys

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.

raged n' puked

>>5250395

Mary/her "brother" spotted. This is all an elaborate ploy. "She" was always her brother.

Faggot.

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to use a diaper. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

You're just a bunch of faggots, /jp/. We need more awesome little girls in the world not less.

Damn, all I see here is you talking about cute little girls and imoutoes and when an actual little girls posts she gets nothing but hate. Now you know why the world is such a shitty place. You cause all of the things you complain about.

How do you know I am not actually her dog?

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

>>5250400
>>5250396

Suigin, I've lost all respect for you. Burn in hell.

suigin pasta best pasta

>>5250394
Don't need to, or don't want to? I do understand Anonymous, it's difficult to realize the weakness of your own mind. Isn't it a strange thing to develop hatred over something so trivial? Look at where you are. Hatred? Over some mediocre avatarish drawfag posting?

There's scarcely words for how sad that is.

The following is a tale depicting the events during which my life was completely changed in all aspects. I shall only be a few minutes, so if you will please, have a seat, and I will relate to you the story of how I became known as the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

It was on the western edge of the town of Philidelphia, Pennsylvania where I spent my childhood and adolescence, raised by my mother. I spent my days relaxing and enjoying wonderful leisure activity, usually by partaking in games of basketball just outside the school which I attended. One day, a couple of gentlemen, acting very suspicious and resentful of my playfulness, began to start some conflict with me. It was only one trivial brawl which I suffered through, but my mother indeed became rather worried. She told me when I returned to my home that I would be moving with my aunt and uncle in the town of Bel-Air, California.

I signaled for a taxi cab to pick me up, and when one arrived at the airport which I had just landed at, despite my decision to omit that part of my story, I became aware that the liscense plate affixed to its rear bumper had the word "FRESH" printed on it, and that there were couple of fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror inside the cab. I thought to myself that this taxi sure was a rare breed, but shook these thoughts from my head to return to the task at hand. I told the driver of the taxi to take me to Bel-Air. At around seven or eight o'clock that evening, and I jokingly commented to the driver that I would probably have to smell the inside of his taxi again at a later time. I then took a good look at my newfound kingdom at which I had just arrived. Indeed, I was at last there and I was prepared to sit on my new throne, to be dubbed the Prince of Bel-Air.