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Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:45:27 2008 No.524412 [Reply] [Original]

Evening gentlemen. I have an idea, a glorious, terrible idea.

A VN where Jesus is the main character. Some might say, "But Anonymous, that would totally suck and would only attract moralfags." There people are clearly stupid.

True, someone who's actually read the bible could pick all the right options and end up nailed to a piece of wood to save a bunch of ungrateful mongrels, but... Does the typical VN not have more than one ending?

Take a Shuffle approach to the whole shebang. "Will he become God, or the Devil?"

In one scenario, Jesus might conquer Rome with holy beamspam, put the emperor's head on a pike, and rule the world.

Also, there will be a Mary Magdeline route for the canon ending, and some sort of angel and succubus characters for the others.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:48:42 2008 No.524433 I am a devout Christian, I don't believe their is anything wrong with this smokin' hot loli rape as long as it stays 2D.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:48:42 2008 No.524429 Your idea is bad and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:48:42 2008 No.524434 Yo, that's the guy from The Detectives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:49:42 2008 No.524437 a vn/anime with a GAR jesus and multiple historical inaccuracies and plot holes would be to my liking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:50:08 2008 No.524441 I am a devout Christian, I don't believe their is anything wrong with smokin' hot loli rape.

>>	Friendly Neighborhood video store guy Bishop !IzyqvCHinA Sun Apr 27 23:50:42 2008 No.524442 >>524412 I will support this idea if incest and rape is involved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:50:42 2008 No.524443 Needs a succubus route.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:50:42 2008 No.524444 Jesus was a mechanic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:51:42 2008 No.524451 I am a devout Christian, I don't believe there is anything wrong with smokin' hot loli rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:51:42 2008 No.524454 Nasu will turn Jesus into a woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:52:31 2008 No.524460 Boring boring boring. VN based on Genesis, Lot fucks all his daughters for the Harem ending. This is cannon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:52:42 2008 No.524461 YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:53:42 2008 No.524463 Boring boring boring. VN based on Genesis, Lot fucks all his daughters for the Harem ending. This is canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 23:59:01 2008 No.524501 File: 40 KB, 720x400, 1185306687326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The anime adaptation was SO cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 00:00:42 2008 No.524511 >>524454 A delicious woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 00:02:19 2008 No.524519 File: 427 KB, 720x540, monster-s-yuna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>524511

Anonymous Mon Apr 28 00:03:42 2008 No.524526

The blasphemy of this appeals to me.

Also the Bible is an excellent source of depravity and debauchery. And I dream of the day they make a horrible anime adaptation of it, and all the Christfags have to admit that Jesus doesn't exist--at least in anime form.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 00:05:42 2008 No.524538 >>524526 They'd just claim the Japanese devil perverted the Bible and be done with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 00:06:42 2008 No.524546 >>524538 I mean, some people believe that any version of the Bible that isn't King James is essentially inaccurate. This includes the original hebrew texts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 00:07:42 2008 No.524553 >>524538 Sadly true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 00:10:42 2008 No.524575 The temptation of Jesus, huge amounts of branches there. >>524546 Wow, and those people have the nerve to call themselves Christian.

>>	dySWN !!5mLGD3yn+rT Mon Apr 28 00:13:42 2008 No.524602 >>524437 As blasphemous as it would be, that sounds like an EPIC VN to me. IT MUST BE DONE!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 00:16:42 2008 No.524620 >>524437 Like the incident where he cuts off mid sermon and puts on power armor to do battle with the iron chefs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 01:48:42 2008 No.524980 >>524412 This exists already, it's called Planetarian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 01:50:42 2008 No.524994 >>524412 >There people are clearly stupid. lol irony

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 01:50:42 2008 No.524998 >>524412 Holy shit, I'm GAR for Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 01:53:42 2008 No.525010 >>524412 Get Nitro+ to do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 01:58:42 2008 No.525043 >In one scenario, Jesus might conquer Rome with holy beamspam, put the emperor's head on a pike, and rule the world. Holy fucking shit, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:00:42 2008 No.525055 Okay guys, VS2008 is loaded, starting work on an engine now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:01:42 2008 No.525066 >>524412 it IS a terrible idea, and it shall be ignored. -yawn-

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:02:06 2008 No.525071 File: 1.00 MB, 2379x1784, lolijesus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lol Repent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:03:42 2008 No.525076 >>525071 >loli repent fix'd

Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:16:42 2008 No.525152

Reality Marble - Unlimited Cross Works; deployment impossible.
Pilate's world and my world are different. Reenactment is not possible.
Replication can only be from what Jesus Christ directly learned or the Holy Weapons that Pilate recorded.
When taking Holy Artifacts from left arm, extract and replicate from "Unlimited Cross Works" the most appropriate Holy Artifact for usage objective.

Caution.
Tracing is a two-edged sword.
Execution will lead to...

"......"
I stop breathing and force all magic energy into the left arm.
I only need to grasp the armaments I can use.
I already understood the dangers of this.
I have to move forward.
i have to go beyond that wind and defeat myself.

"Trace, on"

Focus.
Perceive his great sword to perfection.
Open your left hand and grip the imagined handle.
Its astronomical weight.
Jesus Christ can not handle that great sword.
But....definate replication of the monstrous strength of the enemy is possible with this left arm.

".........a"

I broke.
The cracking sound of a part of my brain rupturing.
Bone shattered from the pressure of the flowing holy energy. Unsightly like the skin of an apple.

"Let's go."

I don't need to worry.
The broken parts will be made up by .
My mind will be directed to only his absolute death.

"______________________________!"

He found me.
Converging killing intention.
Deeming this spell usage as a target, the black giant moves his eyes.

Like a dark star.

The giant while screaming his death throes, ran to strike at his enemy.

-Judas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:19:42 2008 No.525180 >>525152 Holy shit, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:21:38 2008 No.525199 File: 124 KB, 524x580, siki go to hell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>524412

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:22:42 2008 No.525206 >>525152 Is that some HEAVENLY FAITH?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:23:42 2008 No.525218 >>524463 I want this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 02:39:42 2008 No.525302 >>525152 So gar I ran to Church and slipped 10,000 yen into the poor box.

Anonymous Mon Apr 28 03:36:11 2008 No.525555
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Mohammad's merry adventures would make far better VN.

Jesus had 13 bearded disciplines and a groupie who might be a whore. Mohammad on the other hand had 13 wives including a 9-year-old, daughters of his Arab enemies, a Jew whose husband he had tortured to death on the same day he made her his wife, a preggie and a slave. Also he killed a lot of people in his life while Jesus didn't.

Clearly Mohammad is superior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 03:37:42 2008 No.525560 >>525555 Mostly bullshit but still Mo' is a lot more gar, he's got the best harem ending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 03:49:42 2008 No.525618 Even a historically correct King David VN would be GAR. The chosen one, intimate male friend, overthrowing a king, champion of the people, harem end, falling into sin - he's got it all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 03:58:42 2008 No.525679 >>525560 which part of it? i think i saw most of that in wiki

>>	Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. Mon Apr 28 04:14:12 2008 No.525733 What WOULD Jesus do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:19:02 2008 No.525765 >>525761 What MIGHT Jesus do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:19:15 2008 No.525761 >>525733 What WOULDN'T Jesus do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:20:19 2008 No.525766 >>525765 What CAN Jesus do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:23:45 2008 No.525782 >>524546 those people are blasphemers and heritcs as the king james version is a pile of protestant lies, filthy protestant lies

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:24:09 2008 No.525784 >>525733 [X] Genuflect

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:29:39 2008 No.525804 File: 73 KB, 452x653, 1209356979489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>524412 Jesus looks alot like Michael McDonald.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:32:12 2008 No.525820 Maybe a Jesus (possibly now evil) during the whole setting of Revelations - loli on shoulder, kicking demon ass.... and if their is one think VN's have taught us you can throw a ero scene in just about anywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:33:38 2008 No.525827 >>525782 What, too consubstantiation for you, papal running dog?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:45:54 2008 No.525882 >>525820 ero scenes in the middle of demon smiting scenes? Sure, why not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:50:34 2008 No.525900 >>loli >>incest >>rape dude, it's the Bible, all those are given

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:51:39 2008 No.525905 >>525882 Succubus pleads for her life, offers her body to him, and just as he finishes he smites her head clean off. Geyser of brackish blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 04:52:59 2008 No.525909 >>525782 As opposed to the filthy Catholic lies, the filthy Evangelical lies, the filthy Jewish lies, etc... of all the other versions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 06:31:31 2008 No.526451 >>524412 I would far rather see a visual novel version of the Book of Mormon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 06:43:37 2008 No.526509 File: 106 KB, 462x239, 1209365017355.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A VN based on the old testament would be a lot more awesome in about every single goddamn way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 06:45:16 2008 No.526512 >>524412 but if it's bible-based, how will you handle the multiple storylines? or should it be a "kinetic novel"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 28 07:15:10 2008 No.526591 The alternate endings would soooo rawk.

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