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oh you

I only like her, for her hat, I love that fucking hat.

Most of the time I think sexual thoughts about Marisa.

I can't think of any lame puns involving Marisa and black magic.
Maybe Arc can help us out.

I usually have ordinary sexual thoughts about myself.

Marisa saw the pirate ship heading toward Japan. She decided to stop it with her magic, so she flew on over, and thought she should stop it without killing the pirates if possible. She flew around the top of the ship, and realized that she could probably stop their movement if she destroyed the mast. But what if they had backup rowers? So she snuck in and went down inside the ship, and she saw a huge stockpile of gunpowder, and some flints beside it. If she sparked the gunpowder she could destroy the whole ship, but that would kill all the pirates.

But as the ship approached the port, she knew she had to make her choice now.

Mast, or spark.

I have a cousin that looks like Marisa. I signed up to Facebook just so that I could add my uncle, look through his album to find pictures of my cousin in sandals, and fap to her feet.

>>5239621

That was bad and you should feel bad.

>>5239628
you are pathetic

>>5239645
This is /jp/.

>>5239628
loser

>>5239628
At least your motives are pure.

>>5239634
I know. I did it on purpose

>>5239646
Dragonite biting a stick

I think lewd thoughts about her feet

...chu!

>>5239677
Rai~

>>5239684
YOU RAPED WHO

>>5239684
>Rance's daughter.jpeg

>>5239684
Who is this? On the tip of my tongue, but can't pinpoint...

>>5239684
But Rinnosuke isn't a girl.

>>5239684
Dat smirk

What is that image from?

>>5239700
That wasn't Marisa that raped him...

>>5239717
Oh god, his hair looks so feminine in this.

>>5239717
hahaha that was nice

>>5239723
I know I have seen at least 2 or 3 doujins where Ryuunosuke gets turned into a woman.

One time was so he could fill a "Mother" role.

Why are you looking at my panties daze?

>>5239764
BECAUSE YOU'RE PRESENTING THEM YOU FUCKING WHORE

>>5239764
Because you're sticking them right in my fucking face.
you and your puffy vulva.

Whoa. I don't remember starting this thread. Spooky.

>>5239764
Marisa, you are missing your bloomers. You slut.

Please, call me Marisa. It's French. It means PENIS SUCKLE

>>5239764
I'm dazed by your puffy vulva

>>5239791
That's not HOLO

>>5239764
It is quite puffy, isn't it?

>>5239772
Do you think bad thoughts about an innocent young witch?

>>5239804
All day, every day.

>>5239800
Poor Marisa. All that time on her broom has made her vagina all red and swollen.

>>5239806
And puffy.

>>5239789
Can you roast beef?

A thread dedicated to the worst Touhou, /jp/ really must have hit a low today.

>>5239820
Why is she the worst touhou? She seems pretty cool.

>>5239820
You suck brah

>>5239823
Any other Touhou is cooler.

Except for Kaguya.

>>5239820
Marisa is far from being the worst touhou.

>>5239814
Anyone can SUCK PENIS, but no one can PEE SUCKNIS

>>5239823
>Nack
>responding to summerfriend

>>5239814
this is serious JIZ

>>5239829
I agree.

Rinnosuke is the worst touhou

>>5239836
No, you suck.

Marisa is the best protagonist.

>>5239833
Sorry, it's pretty hard to distinguish post quality lately.

>>5239831
Go on, then. Name worse Touhous
>>5239833
>implying that i'm a summerfag
>has been on 4chan before /jp/'s inception

I get the impression that the people who hate Marisa don't actually play the games. I always like her dialog the best.

>>5239840
Reimu's better because she's actually the main character.

Marisa's only a secondary.

>>5239848
every single one of them

You are all wrong.

The worst Touhou is Nameless Midboss Angel from Story of Eastern Wonderland.

>>5239848
the ones you like

>>5239852
>dialogue in a Touhou game

>>5239856
I trust suigin's taste in touhous, so if he says so it must be true.

>>5239848
>worse touhous
like, worse in what meaning?
worse look? personality?

>>5239764

IT"S DA~ZE, NOT DAZE

>>5239856
Nope.
>>5239860
No, because I have good taste in Touhous.

>>5239848
>denies being a summerfag
>uses greentext

>>5239863
>I suck suigin's cock for attention

fixed.

>>5239857
Fuck you thats my waifu!
>>5239861
Haters be hatin'

>>5239864
Worse in whatever capacity Marisa is supposedly superior in.

>>5239870
oh man, I got owned hard

>>5239873
hmm every single one of them?
I don't see why you're not getting it

>>5239867
Sorry you're butthurt.

If Marisa were to be the captain of a starship, what would its name be?

Orange is the worst Touhou

>>5239832
who are you

>>5239876
Because you haven't defended why Marisa is supposedly the better Touhou.

It's because there's nothing about her to defend.

>>5239884
Masterspark.
Duh.

>>5239886
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN TALKING ABOUT MY BELOVED ORANGE

>>5239884
The U.S.S. Hitbox.

>>5239884
Little Ms. Mima

>>5239890
Marisa shoots the second coolest laser.

Opinions are facts in this thread.

>>5239890
Let me have a shot, here.

The vest. The black vest. That is why Marisa is at least a midrange Touhou. Every time I look at that vest I swoon.

>>5239890
she has the best song
the best design
the most fun spellcards (in IN)
more personality in her thumb than the rest of the cast

>>5239890
>>5239879
>>5239876
>>5239874
>>5239873
Can't we all just get along?

Stop all this power levels nonsense. Whenever you play as Marisa in the game, you always beat everyone else.

"Best" touhou is subject to opinions of character, not fact.

>>5239884

Hold on, I know this one. One moment.

Here we are.

>Perhaps one of the most peculiar starships to ever roam the stars, the 'Love-Colored Path' captained by the infamous, self-proclaimed 'Rogue Trader of Love' Marisa Kirisame.

>The ship has massive engine power for such a small vessel, (either an destroyer or an frigate) that allows it to perform the daring raids that have made it's captain so famous. But the most striking feature of the ship is it's (jury-rigged) massive archotech spinal mounted plasma-lance, that would not be out of place as an main gun of an battleship.

>The captain claims that she is only borrowing the weapon from AdMech, but it would seem unlikely that the Adeptus Mechanicus would ever part with such priceless relic willingly.

>>5239887
Basil? Yea, I love basil.

On the track I can go 184 miles an hour, but thats still not as fast as SONIC.

>>5239890
This.

>>5239910
>Whenever you play as Marisa in the game, you always beat everyone else.

Um, actually...

I also have this:

>Scarlet Devil Mansion: Rogue Trader Ship

>Remilia: Rogue Trader. Mysterious and enigmatic and almost never seen outside of the ship. Rumored to be a mutant with a taste for blood.

>Sakuya: Alpha Level Psyker. Serves as Remilia's bodyguard and specializes in telekinesis and time manipulation.

>Patchouli: Adept. Has a tendency to hoard any knowledge she comes across and is in charge of the ship's vast library. Greatest desire is to find the Black Library.

>Meiling: Arch-Militant. Serves as the ship's incompetent head of security.

>Flandre: Daemon Possessed. Locked away in the ship's most secure vault in order to prevent the daemon within her from escaping, as well as avoid Inquisition scrutiny. Only released in the most dire of circumstances.

Marisa has the cutest feet <3

>>5239915
You sir, are a god among men/women.

I shall attempt to name my ship the "USS Love-Colored Path"

Yeah, she's definitely a missionary position for the purpose of procreation kinda gal.

>>5239925

Heh. Woman. And, thanks. I knew saving that would come in handy~

/tg/ can be bitchy at times, but, it has it's moments.

>>5239903
Cirno's lasers are cooler
>>5239906
What's so special about that vest that, say, Reimu, doesn't have?
>>5239908
>best song
A Tiny, Tiny Clever Commander and Beloved Tomboyish Daughter are easily better and that's off the top of my head.
>best design
Yuugi is cooler
>most fun spellcard (in IN)
>IN
There's your problem right there.
>more personality
Prismriver Sisters.
>>5239910
Says the tripfag.

>>5239919
She's attracted to bullets?

>>5239937
All I read is

OPINION
OPINION
OPINION
OPINION
OPINION

what about you guys?

>>5239949
Yeah, she was obviously massaging their prostates at high speeds.

>>5239937
Wait, the Prismriver sisters? Personality? Their entire characterization is the fact that they like playing music.

>>5239961
u mad?

>>5239965
u mad because you can only provide opinions instead of facts

>>5239964
And Marisa's only personality quirk is that she's a thief with no qualms about anything whatsoever.

>>5239970
and u mad because you can only provide opinions instead an actual defense.

>>5239932
I love that image so much.

Also, "Love-Colored Path" is too long, so Master Spark it is.
Also, it costs 3000 merits to rename a ship after you have already name it, so fuck that. I'm getting a new ship soon anyway.

>>5239971

She's also high like 90% of the time.

>>5239971
...yes, which makes her more fully characterized than the Prismrivers.

>>5239981
How so?

>>5239919
Me on the left

>>5239978

Damn them and their draconian short needed names.

And, I enjoy it too. Humm. Would Lovely Path fit?

>>5239965
I'm not. Are you?

>>5239991
No. You?

>>5239987
Prismrivers
>play and enjoy music

Marisa
>thief
>no qualms about anything
>gets high on mushrooms

Looks like Marisa has more personality.

>>5239993
No.

>>5239977
u mad because i provided facts and you can't counter them

ITT: people considering opinions as facts.

>>5240003
We've known this for a long time.

>>5239996
As we're talking about three-to-one, it's roughly equal, and when we factor in that the sisters work off each other, that makes them more characterized than Marisa.

Which is a terrible argument, but no worse than yours.

im frog

>>5240005
it's always good to remind those who just got here and are watching the lasts 5 posts

>>5239999
>he thinks he provided facts

>>5240010
Their backstory is interesting, I'll grant that, but basically they just like playing music. That's it.

>>5240010
True, true.

We could make this argument worse but longer by bringing in fanon. Want to?

>>5240014
Another character that's lightyears beyond Marisa in terms of character design, theme music, likeability, and general appeal.

>>5240015
Anon, I'm sorry for doubting you. Continue serving our board. GODSPEED.

>>5240021
No, because that's dumping 15 gallons of putrid rancid mess that nobody wants to deal with.

>>5240031
Exactly. Now can this thread go anywhere?

>>5240017
Wasn't even talking about their backstory, but thanks for mentioning it. Another point to the Prismrivers!

It saddens me that Marisa's hard work and cheerful personality are discarded as "ordinary."

>>5240033
To be honest, I've voiced my dissent and derailed the thread, so I'm satisfied.

Until the next Marisa (i.e. worst Touhou thread).

>>5240033
We could always just post pictures of Marisa molesting various touhous.

>>5240044
I haven't read the rest of the thread and I'm not going to, but you're wrong and you'll always be wrong.

>>5240055
Go ahead. I'll sit back and save everything.

Is this molesting?

>>5240085
Very well.

Of course, its rape or be raped in the world of Gensokyo.

so innocent..

Huh, it seems most stuff has Marisa on the receiving end.

>>5240127
Rape and I'll move. In a flash.

At least most of the stuff I have.

She certainly gets around, this woman.

And the ever popular pairing: Marisa x Diet Coke

>>5240179
>Marisa studying science

/hr/ Is a bad thread for toohoo, lets have our own /hr/ thread =)

anyone who posts komachi or yuyuko is a pretty cool dude

Dat bush...

MARISA WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALICE'S NIPPLES?

I think marisa needs to donate
>>5239621
good stuff

Aaaaaaaaand thats all she wrote. Thank you, /jp/, you have been a wonderful audience!

>>5240290
thanks for the dump

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>5240311
dem bloomers

>>5240264
Jesus Christ.

>>5240311

>>5240067
Whatever, bro.