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You will never have a girlfriend, /jp/.

>> No.5226778

DAT FEET

>> No.5226782

Well duh. /jp/ is an imageboard, not a person.

>> No.5226783

>>5226776
So?

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>> No.5226797

>You will never have a girlfriend AGAIN
Fixed.

Fucking bitches and whores. I learned my lesson.

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>>5226797

>> No.5226810

>>5226803
Lol u mad you never had sex virgin nerd?

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>> No.5226869

>>5226810
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.5226877

>>5226776
I have had a girlfriend, but I have never had a /jp/ girlfriend. Then again I don't want an ugly fat sweaty trap as a live in slave.

>> No.5226879

http://rs434.rapidshare.com/files/390344747/Udon-Ya__Tonari_No__English_.rar

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>> No.5226917

...with any luck I will continue to dodge those bullets.

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>> No.5226931

>>5226879

I fuckin love you man.

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>> No.5226954

what? /jp/ has 2 girlfriends. /m/ and /tg/

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>> No.5226972

>>5226966
the internet

>> No.5226970

>>5226954
Where do the text boards fit into this picture?

>> No.5226966

May I inquire the source of the OP picture?

>> No.5226971

>>5226879

Thanks

>> No.5226977

Feet are a shitty - and nowadays, annoying and overposted - fetish.
4chan, I am disappoint.

>> No.5226979

>>5226970

we keep them on the side and only call them up when we're in desperate need of some booty

>> No.5226980

>>5226966
No, but you can inquire my cock being in your ass.

Hahaha...wait.

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>> No.5226987

>>5226882
nice perspective on this one

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>> No.5226994

>>5226977
As expected of someone who uses /b/ memes, you have shit taste.

>> No.5227000

>>5226954
/tg/ stole your touhou. /tg/ : /jp/ :: /b/ : /x/.

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>>5226776
Yes, because no real life woman can satisfy my crazy needs and fetishes and looks.

Plus even if there was a woman i liked she'd have just as high standards as me and wouldn't be satisfied by me.

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>> No.5227009

Someday I probably will.

>>5226977
I don't get the appeal either, but that's how fetishes work.

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>>5227009
You don't need a girlfriend. You have us.

>> No.5227030

I used to think it was a disgusting fetish. Then one day...

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>>5227001
Beauty is only makeup deep.

>> No.5227045

I had a girlfriend when I was a relatively normal teenager, shit got bad and now I'm a NEET.
So, like >>5226797 I'll never have a girlfriend again.

Only 5% of 3D girls are worth the trouble and they'll get you thrown in jail for even talking to them, pedo-panic is a terrible thing.

>> No.5227041

I can't fap unless its pregnant futa on male with hairy armpits and shitting dicknipples

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>> No.5227047

>>5227025
And Photoshop.

>> No.5227049

>>5227025
Yeah, I keep telling my friends when they see "nice" looking people to always look at what angle the photo was taken.

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>>5227041
>I can't fap unless its pregnant futa on male with hairy armpits
Ah me two~

>> No.5227068

>>5227049
I don't call anyone pretty unless I see them in the flesh.

>> No.5227065

>>5227059
we were made for each other Croatia-kun

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