/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Needs more sexual discussion and images regarding to the character.

>Remilia

I bed she wets the bed.

>>5223697

Look what I found

I sadly have nothing to contribute, but I approve of this thread.

Remilia doing what she does best

Who has more flappier bow on their heads?

Youmu or Remilia/Flandre

Remi is a slut

You will never experience the feel of an eternally youthful vampire chewing on your scrotum.

Why do I always see her as a transgendered Laharl? This is terrible.

Remi is a loli slut.

Disgusting

>>5223834
Full of lies anon!

She's pure like a daughter in heart!

>>5223826
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>>5223787
And you should be ashamed for posting that too!

>>5223853
Why? There's nothing wrong with Remilia enjoying a healthy and happy sexual relationship. She needs to be more outgoing, spend some time outside the mansion, and find someone who can love her for who she is.

>>5223853
She's very pure
As in she's pure slut
as in she's a total fucking slut

>>5223861
I see nothing wrong with this. She's lived for hundreds of years. She has to be bored. Why not enjoy fleshly pleasures?

A few weeks ago, anon posted a small story about having sex with Remi, climax and having Remi bite you in the neck. Can anyone repost that or post something like that?

>>5223942
Im pretty sure that was mine

>>5223959
>>5223942
It was from the Touhou dreams thread right?

--

I have really fucked up dreams. You were warned.

I was walking alone along a wooded road shortly after dark when I notice up ahead a girl dressed oddly in classical clothing. She calls out to me telling me she's lost and that her servant ran off somewhere and asks me for help. I approach and because its dark I don't notice her odd features until I'm very close to her. The red eyes and the wings. I nearly jump back until she flashes me a smile showing off her fangs and holds out her hand.

"I'm Remilia Scarlet, pleased to meet you."

I'm too stunned to say anything and she looks me over and tells me that when a lady offers her hand a gentleman is supposed to kiss it. I take her hand and kiss it and she laughs gently and asks me if I would escort her back to her mansion. I feel nervous but she's rather cute and seems innocent enough so I agree.

We talk for a bit as we walk along, and she tells me a bit about her life and how she has a sister and several servants. I tell her I have a younger sister myself and Remilia tells me that she and her sister could use a friend as the mansion gets quite lonely. Before long we make it to the mansion. Its huge. Outside the gate a woman in green with red braids looks me over critically but with a nod from my new companion she lets me by without any issues.

I would consider unwise to let a vampire anywhere near your blood engorged member.

>>5223989
The inside of the mansion is lavishly decorated and kept very clean. Remilia leads me over to a sitting room with comfortable furniture and beckons me to sit. We walk for several moments and I notice that she is looking my way often. I also see something curious in her eyes, the odd way she's looking at me but I can't quite place it. As we reach a junction in our conversation she gets up and looks me in the eye.

>>5224017
She tells me that she's hungry.

I offer to get her something to eat but she laughs and walks over and climbs onto my lap, straddling me and pressing her soft body against mine. She smiles and I can see a the tips of her fangs protruding from her mouth. She looks rather cute. I can feel my heartbeat quicken and she looks at my neck.

'I'm a vampire. While I can enjoy the taste of food I need something else. Can I have a taste?'

Looking into her eyes that are full of need I don't dare say no. Giving permission, she gently licks my neck a few times before I feel a sharp pain. It only lasts a second before it disappears, replaced with pleasure. I can feel her mouth gently sucking at my neck, tasting my blood. My hands gently massage her back, earning a soft moan of pleasure. With her body against mine in such an intimate position I quickly become aroused.

Feeling my hardness against her crotch. She places a hand on it and pulls away from my neck and smiles at me.

'That just won't do. All that blood trapped down there where it won't do any good. You're going to need it.'

>>5224030
Her hands work my zipper and release me from it. She starts to stroke me, slowly at first and then fast. She slides down and sucks on it a bit, teasing me. She goes back to stroking me. I can feel my orgasm approaching.

'Thats it, let it out.'

I start to ejaculate as she pumps me with her hands. When my orgasm subsides she pulls her hand up to the light. Its coated with my semen. I watch her open her mouth and start licking it off her hand.

'Almost as good as the taste of your blood. You really have to meet my sister.'

I am in a daze from the orgasm and a little woozy from losing some blood. We clean up and she takes me by the hand deeper into the mansion. She stops at a room with a large lock on it. She opens the door and pulls me inside. I can see a blond girl in similar clothes. Behind her appears to be some sort of multi colored glowing crystals attached to her. As I take in her appearance, Remilia speaks out again.

'Flandre, this is our new friend. Please take good care of him.'

Flandre looks at me and smiles. Its not a kind smile. Suddenly I feel afraid. Noticing this Remilia looks at her sister.

'You can play rough but don't kill this one alright? I rather like him and his blood tastes good. Meiling and Sakuya haven't gotten a chance at him yet either. You be nice dear sister.'

Remilia leaves, locking the door behind her. The blond girl throws me down in a chair with ease.

'We're going to have lots of fun!'

Her fangs find my neck. It is not gentle at all. I can hear the sound of tearing flesh as she starts to drink my blood. The pain is intense. I start to scream as my consciousness fades. My life as the man whore of the Scarlet Mansion is just beginning.

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>>5223989

>>5224061
Sorry that was the end. It was just something I threw together in a few minutes based off a dream I had. While I enjoy writing I don't think most of /jp/ would appreciate self insertion Touhou fapfiction.

Or maybe they would.

>>5224042
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>>5224017
>>5223989
I thought the story I was talking about ended with Remilia saying: "clean yourself up" or something, but this is great to. Thanksabunch mistahw!

>>5224080
Also, you have awesome dreams.

/jp/ - erotic prose

>>5224042
>>5224030
>>5224017
>>5223989

I wish for more of this.

you all seem to forget that Remilia is a vampire. That came from France. during the renaissance.

She's no stranger to sex and the baser lusts.

>>5224080
lol you actually had a dream about being remilia's gimp


i'm jealous ;__;

>>5224107

I HAVE BEGUN A NEW TREND.

or rather, I have restarted an old one.

>>5224107
Isn't erotic prose the core of what /jp/ is all about?

>>5224080
They would. And have in the ancient past. Before the mods came with their inquisition against the old ways. This board used to have the spark of creativity before it was violently snuffed out. Mayhaps it would be wise to pursue it once again?

>>5224145
The parts that aren't about erotic prose are good enough inspiration for erotic prose anyway.

>>5224080

>While I enjoy writing I don't think most of /jp/ would appreciate self insertion touhou fapfiction

That's a stupid idea. /jp/ fucking LOVES self-insertion fics. You should write like ten more, and then get back to me.

In fact, the only reason I've avoided doing that is because my cool stories are hilarious enough to split people's sides as they are.

Imagine what would happen if they read a scene about me driving up to Remilia's house, stepping out of my fly-ass whip, whipping my Stunna Shades off, and yelling, "IT"S ME BITCHES!" at the top of my lungs from outside.

People would die laughing. Or from rage-induced heart-attacks.

>>5224180
I think a story like that would be more likely to get you the trifecta

sage, report, hidden

>>5224180
the anti-rp/storytelling shit should have never happened

>>5224191

That already happens 100% of the time I post on here

In fact, I bet someone is saging, reporting, and hiding my posts right this moment.

>>5224042
Aw fuck, that shouldnt have got me so worked up

I feel inspired to continue my little ficlet.

After Flandre is done making me wish for a quick death, its off to learn kung fu from Meiling.

>>5224227
Don't forget to study the ways of "the perfect maid"

>>5224227

>I feel inspired to continue.

Excellent. My work here is done.

I'm going back to /lit/ - Literature now, until /jp/ has need of my presence again to dispel idiocy and promote literacy, writing, and whatnot.

>>5224227

Meiling doesn't know kung fu. She knows Tai Chi Chuan.

>>5224252
whatever. kicking and punching is kicking and punching right?

>>5224146
Wise? No. Worth it? Perhaps.

I for one, am totally for it.

Meiling is actually a dragon and she knows aikido

>>5224244
Becoming a trap?

>>5224227
I am excited, please post it in this thread when you're done.

>>5224293
Was talking about Sakuya, silly

Ero-fiction is one of those gems that rarely gets posted on /jp/ but is awesome every time it happens.

This past Thanksgiving we had a rather large Remilia / SDM story, that's been reposted a few times.

I'm partial to that one though, because I'm actually the anon that wrote that.

>>5224419
okay, writing now

>>5224493
Post it.

>>5224533

'tis in the archive (wow, 4 times, I'm flattered!) but I'll deliver nonetheless.

Remilia moans quietly as you thrust up into her, her body rocking back and forth on top of you. As you feel yourself unable to prevent yourself from coming anymore, her wings start to flap spastically. She shudders violently as you cum inside her, and lets out a yelp of pleasure. You begin to relax as Remi leans over on top of you. You feel her cold breath against your neck as she kisses you gently- but suddenly, her icy fingers clamp down around your wrists and pin you to the bed. A searing pain tears through you as she bites down hard, severing the arteries and veins in your neck. You feel the warm gush of your own blood spilling out onto the sheets, and she laps it up eagerly. You look at her grinning face in horror, as it's drenched in your blood. She giggles and whispers to you not to worry, and a sickening sensation grows in your gut as you feel your heart stopping. Strangely though, you aren't dying- Remilia has turned you.

"I'd prefer my toys don't have such a short lifetime," she says brusquely as she rolls off of you. She tosses you your underwear on her way out the door and says "clean yourself up."

>>5224227
Please do.

>>5224554
I remember this. It is made of excellence.

I will actually save it for future viewing this time. CONTINUE, ANON.

>>5224554

Strangely enough, the pain in your neck starts to melt away shortly after Remilia leaves. Touching the area of the wound gently, you find it mostly healed already. "Maybe this vampire thing isn't so bad," you think as you put your pants back on. As you swing your feet over the edge of the bed to stand, a hand reaches out from under the bed and grabs you by the ankle. "Onee-sama neeeeever shares her toys~" a singsong voice calls. Flandre. She emerges from under the bed snickering mischeviously, her blonde hair a total mess from crawling around on the floor. She stares at you for a moment before cutting right to the chase- "Wrestle with me like you did my sister. That sort of wrestling looks fuuuun," she winks. "erm, uh..." you stutter, at a loss for words. "Flan, sweetie, the- uh... well, it's not exactly wrestling," you tell her as you comb the knots out of her hair with your hand. She blinks innocently and pouts at you. "Yes it is, stupid, it's wrestling!" she insists, backing away from you. You open your mouth to protest but are once again speechless as Flan pulls her panties down around her ankles, and kicks them off at you. "The kind of wrestling where I can't wear those... come on! My sister never lets me play like this!"

>>5224562

You relent, and stand up. "Okay Flan, but you have to keep this a secret, okay?" She nods eagerly. You stand behind her and slowly run your hand up her skirt, taking a deep breath and smelling the fragrance of her hair. She's sopping wet and as you slowly push your fingers into her she starts to tremble. "This feels tingly and funny," she whimpers to you. "That's the point of this sort of wrestling," you tell her. "Can we start now?" she asks timidly. "Sure," you tell her. At once you're suddenly thankful for your newfound immortality as Flan grabs you by the hair and shoulder drops you to the floor with fantastic strength, slamming your head on the ground. She's laughing uproariously as she mounts you and asks you "Is this how I win?"
"Sort of..." you cough weakly. Once you regain your strength, you notice she seems unaware of what to do next. You guide her on exactly how this works, and she's unimaginably tight. Onee-sama really doesn't let her play like this ever. "You're not even fighting back!" Flan complains. "I'll even let you win for a little!" "The maid is surely going to chop me into a thousand pieces for this," you think, as you yank Flan up off the ground and bend her over the bed.

>>5224568

You lift her skirt up, exposing her naked ass. Flan is none the wiser to what you're about to do until suddenly her eyes go wide and she yelps "WHY THERE?!?!" You ignore her question for the moment and begin to thrust deeply inside of her. She struggles a little at first, but then she seems to be enjoying "losing" just as much as "winning" because she doesn't seem to be putting up much of a fight anymore. Tugging gently on her wings, you feel your orgasm welling up inside of you once again. Flandre starts to touch herself and is completely caught up in the act, bent over with her face in the pillow, moaning."Oh God Flan, I'm gonna cum!" you tell her. As you reach climax in Flan's butt, suddenly the maid is sitting on the edge of the bed and calmly asks you "and what, exactly, might you two be doing?"

>>5224575

Scared shitless, you fall off of the bed and try to pull your pants back on. "Sakuya! What are you doing here?" Flandre asks. "Ojou-sama sent me in here to clean up the sheets," she says, "but it looks like you two were still working on dirtying them. Was it a mistake for us to give you free reign of the mansion, Miss Flandre?"
"Noooo...~" Flan says, innocent as can be.
"And you, I take it you're the new sla-er, resident of the mansion?" Sakuya says, glancing casually over at you. "Yes, um, ehhh..." You stutter nervously.
"We got to wrestle!" Flan shouts cheerfuly.
"I see that... Flandre, you should go back to your room for now." Sakuya replies.
Flan obediently, but dejectedly, stomps out of the room.
Fearing you're about to be stuck like a pincushion you cringe when Sakuya looks in your direction. "Lady Remilia would not be pleased..." you are about to start apologising profusely but Sakya continues sharply "BUT, Flandre is known to cause trouble around here sometimes, so I think it would be wise in both of your interests for me to refrain from mentioning this to anyone." Relief floods through you. She continues, "However, I do have a favor to ask of you in return. If you could wait for me in the library, I would much appreciate it."

>>5224575
>naked ass
my cock is ready to master spark

(where are my manners, I've been forgetting my sage)

>>5224583

Upon arriving in the library, you notice a frumpy looking girl in purple pajamas shuffling about arranging books. Another vampire? No, she certainly looks pale and frail enough to be one, but I don't think she is. She notices your presence and shyly says "Hi" under her breath before scooting away. You sit down and start reading a book at random to kill some time, when suddenly you hear a loud crash followed by the pajama girl shouting "MUKYUUUU~N!" As you run over to see what the fuss is all about, you see that the girl is buried under a pile of books and panting breathlessly. "Holy shit, miss, are you alright?!" you ask. "Yes... Just... get me... out... from under here." she responds between what sounds like asthmatic gasps. You help her out from under the pile and she manages to regain her composure. Unfortunately, she also notices that she's spilled ink all over the front of her pajamas. She summons her familiar who stands there looking at you expectantly. "Well? Will you turn away and give her some privacy?" "Oh! I'm sorry!" You blush as you turn away. After a moment the familiar leaves, and you assume it's safe to turn around. Her face turns bright red when she makes eye contact with you, as she's sitting there in her panties, holding a book over her breasts. "Don't stare! I'm getting new pajamas!" she scolds you. You apologise and there is an awkward moment. "erm... what's your name?" you ask, trying to break the ice. "Patchouli." she says.

>>5224591

The poor girl is obviously tortured by the fact that her books are laying in a pile on the floor. "They're all out of order!" she bemoans. "I can help you sort them if you want," you tell her, but she immediately refuses- "I have a very specific way of organizing them." Trying fruitlessly to keep herself completely covered, she sets about trying to rearrange the books while at the same time not exposing herself. She fails a few times, but you don't say anything and pretend not to notice. Finally, she realizes she can't do it all herself and calls you into service. "Hold that ladder for me!" she snaps, and begins to climb up to the top levels of the bookshelves. "Keep your eyes down, please."
You obey her, but apparently she is an unimaginable klutz, as she falls off of the ladder and knocks you to the floor, landing on top of you, straddling you. She freezes, turns beet red, and mumbles "mukyun..." under her breath. There is a moment where you're not sure what to do, but then out of nowhere Patchy leans down and kisses you. You close your eyes and kiss her back, and then you hear the maid's voice once again. "Quite the stallion, aren't we?"

>>5224591
>suddenly, patches

BEST THREAD ON /jp/

>>5224042
I slowly regain consciousness while drifting in an out of dream. I have trouble focusing but can feel a dull pain on my shoulder and slowly recall what had happened previously. What had I gotten myself into? Still having trouble focusing I feel something slippery sliding up and down the length of my penis, I try to move but find myself pinned. Confused, I stare at the swirling blur in front of me until everything becomes clear.

"I'm glad you've finally woken up. Sis wouldn't be happy if I had broken you," says my surprisingly chirpy assailant before returning to the task at hand, somehow engulfing the full length of my penis in her tiny mouth. All I could do was gasp, I don't know how long I had been out cold but my orgasm wasn't far away. "I'm..." is all I muster before shooting it into her mouth, she waits for my body to relax before swallowing and slowly releasing me.

After a smile she stands up, removing her grip from my thighs that bound me to the chair and leaving me free to move. Flandre swaggers half-seductively, half-clumsily while removing layers of clothing and giggling to herself. I quickly look around and notice the door to the basement behind me is slightly ajar and no longer locked, while my chances are slim I decide to make a bolt for it. I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

>>5224597

You open your eyes to see Sakuya standing over you. Cradling Patchouli gently you sit back up and before you can talk she begins to explain what sort of "Favor" she had been talking about. "Seeing as how we don't often get such... talented men around here I thought I might have a little romp with you in return for not telling about your little 'wrestling match' with Flan. Looks like Patchy here beat me to you, but don't worry, I can share. I think you'll find my talents quite... impressive."
Your interest arounds, you ask "What sort of tal-" but are cut short as an almost paralyzing wave of pleasure washes over you. "What the hell!?" you gasp. Sakuya grins and licks her lips, explaining "I can freeze time and do things to you that you've only ever dreamed of. Did it feel good?" You nod vigorously, amazed by her prowess.
"Don't be rude, though, leaving Patchy hanging like that." Sakuya grins.

uh oh, we've got overlapping stories! haha.
Last entry for mine, though.

>>5224605

Focusing your attention back on Patchouli, you lift her up on top of the table and pull her panties off. As she lays spread eagle on the table you pull her to the edge and start vigorously fucking her. Sakuya comes up behind you and begins to nibble on your ear and whisper encouragement. "She says 'Mukyuu' when she comes, too, you know. Go ahead, make her say it." Patchouli is thorougly and utterly out of breath, almost gasping for air. "Are you doing alright?" you ask. "Don't stop" is her breathless reply. As you oblige her, Sakuya again whispers "she's almost there" in your ear. Patchy's face is turning red and she looks like she's about to pass out, but she continues to pant "Don't stop!" After a few more thrusts she spasms and shouts out "MUKYUUUHN!" at the top of her lungs. Taking this as your cue, you spin around and lift Sakuya up off the ground. Her legs lock around your torso and you lift her skirt up and start to thrust into her. She loves every bit of it and tells you not to worry about lasting long enough for her. Moments later she freezes time again and does god knows what to you for however long she desires, and you collapse to the floor, cumming inside the maid. "It might not have been long on your end, but it was a good hour or two for me" Sakuya smiles.

>>5224603
>I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

Jesus Christ
You faggots with you're ero-lit are worse than twilight fangirls

>>5224629

>>5224629

>>5224629

Normally, I would agree but it's actually okay. I'm just waiting for China to show up in either one.

>everybody walk the dinosaur

WHAT

>>5224629

>Twilight

More like Atlas Shrugged, am I right? Cause I'd say the people in this thread are feeling...

*puts on shades*

...RANDY.

>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5224629
>implying you are not a twilight fangirl

>>5224629
>you are ero lit
And then anon was a lemon.

>>5224642

I'm sorry, I never wrote her in. The other anon is, I think.

>>5224629
>erolit
Sounds like a name of an era

>>5224670

DO IT NOW

>>5224670
I want her to have rainbow vaginal fluids.

Poster of the first story here. Still writing, give me 10 mins. Its a Meiling part.

Also, loled at the guy who continued my story.

>>5224645
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>>5224638
>>5224686

You guys are too easy

>>5224693
I'm sorry, I don't really have a good idea of how to make it compelling to read. I tried, and it read more like a Yuugi fuck because of the fitness/muscular aspect that I tried to capture. If I think it sucks, I'm not going to spew it out anyways. Sorry.

>>5224707
hah, I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever re-start it.

Anyways, shameless plug for my boredom / ronery induced writefagging, if you liked my shit:

Alice:
>http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4456948

Aya Chocolate Puke:
>http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4419771#p4422781

Ran/Yukari:
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5033208#p5034116
(There's a few posts between the original post and my extension)

>>5224734
Glad you got to see it.

>>5224791
>Aya Chocolate Puke

Oh my god this story is beautiful.

>>5224791

>fitness aspect

You know, that could go in several different ways very easily without it being complete shit.

>>5224791

>Aya Chocolate Puke
>Chocolate Puke

I don't like the sound of that.

>>5225007

There was a discussion of bird tengu anatomy and whether or not Aya has a normal stomach or a crop, from which she can regurgitate food from.

Crops do not digest, they just store food before it goes to the proventriculus, or "true stomach," and from there to the gizzard. Hence Aya chocolate puke would not taste like vomit, since no digestive acid would really be present in the crop. It's a sac in her esophagus.

If that was the case though, she might also have a cloaca. A cloaca is essentially an asshole and a vagina all in one orifice. Opinions vary on how awesome or not awesome this would be.

SCIENCE? IN MY ERO-FICTION? FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>5225073

Aya isn't a true bird. I doubt she has a cloaca, or else she would lay eggs.

then again this could be someone's fetish

>>5225084

shit, where is that "why did you get all the eggs for these omelets, Aya?" 4koma?

>>5225073
Delicious Aya cloaca.

>>5224042
I can hear the sound of slowly dripping water as I am rudely awakened by a rough shake. The sudden bright light stuns me for a moment as my eyes adjust, slowly coming into focus to rest on the beautiful red haired woman in traditional green Chinese dress standing before me. I try to remember where I had seen her before when a memory of passing her at the mansion's gate springs to mind.

'Lets get you cleaned up before you bleed to death' she says with a slight accent.

It takes my mind a moment to register her words as the horrors inflicted on me by Remilia's sister come back in a rush. The fangs. The fingernails. That eerie smile on her face as she used me as a mobile blood bank. The feel of her teeth tearing into my neck and ripping away skin and flesh. Suddenly I look down and see my shirt shredded by her nails, scratch marks adorning my body. With a feeling of dread I realize that the sound of dripping fluid isn't water, but blood from my wounds.

The woman in green helps me up out of the chair I am sitting in. When I look at the puddle of blood underneath me I am amazed I am still conscious, let alone standing. Flandre was anything but gentle. I apply pressure to the wound in my neck to stop the bleeding as she leads me out of the dark bowels of the mansion and into the upper levels.

Once we are back in the main part of the mansion she leads me over to a woman in a maid's uniform with white hair. Seeing my condition she pulls out a medical kit and approaches us.

'Sakuya' the one in the green dress says 'can you patch him up for me? Lady Remilia would like to keep this one intact.'

>>5225104
Too good not to save.

>>5225117
The maid named Sakuya nods and starts to bandage my wounds, applying some sort of salve to them that eases the pain and stops the bleeding. I blush as she removes whats left of my shirt and starts to wrap my heavily scratched chest in bandages. I can't help but notice her attractiveness, the faint smell of tea leaves coming from her a welcome fragrance after the musky smell of Flandre's room.

When I am finished being bandaged, the one in the green dress leads me to a bedroom.

'You need to sleep. Tomorrow will be a busy day for you.'

I nod my head before climbing onto the bed and falling into a deep sleep, exhausted from the ordeal.

I am awakened by same red haired woman as before, her strong hands shaking me awake yet again.

'Its time to get up.' She tosses some clean fresh clothes to me. They're much like hers, only tailored to suit a man's sense of style. 'Put these on and come with me.'

I quickly shed my old outfit as she turns away to give me some sense of modesty. I notice that whatever Sakuya applied to my wounds is some miraculous ointment, as my wounds are mostly healed and I feel great. After donning my new outfit I am led outside into the mansion's grounds when suddenly she turns and faces me.

>>5225122
'My name is Hong Meiling and I am going to be your instructor. If you're going to stay here at the mansion the least you can do is learn to defend yourself and protect your home.'

I start to reply and introduce myself but she holds up a hand and cuts me off.

'Don't bother telling me your name, not until you manage to survive a week here. If you can do that and learn from my training, then I'll be willing to hear your name.'

The training is brutal. Every time she hits me its like being run over by a car. She teaches me how to stand, how to move, and how to throw a punch and kick. After several hours of being beaten up, I start to adjust. Its obvious she's not even trying as she watches my progress. I make a feign movement trying to surprise her, but she easily grabs my wrist and flings me on my back with no effort before pinning me with her body.

'That was good improvement. You're still next to useless, especially against a yokai, but you're still conscious. Thats more then I can say for most.'

>>5225129
Before I wonder if I'm being praised or insulted she leans forward and forcibly kisses me, her lips working mine as she slides her tongue into my mouth. Its rough, passionate, unexpected, and utterly arousing. Her breasts are pressed against my chest as our hands start to explore one another's bodies. We break apart suddenly, and her hands start to tug on my clothing. She slides my shirt up over my head and throws it on the ground before she leans forward and takes one of my nipples in her mouth while her hand reaches down to my crotch, grabbing my manhood.

I return the favor and get to work removing her own clothing. It only takes a moment before we're both naked. Her body is amazing, toned and muscular, yet incredibly feminine at the same time. Most amazing are her large soft mounds of flesh. Breasts you would never expect to find on such a fit woman. Each of them is topped with a pink half dollar sized areola, complete with an already hardened nipple. My mouth waters at the sight and quickly I take one into my mouth and suck on it, drawing a moan from her lips. As I alternate between them her hand finds my hardened member and begins to vigorously stroke me, rubbing the precum over my shaft to make it slick as she works it up and down.

I can feel the heat of her sex as my hand finds her crotch, her wet folds quivering in anticipation as I slide a finger inside of her womanhood. She gasps in pleasure as we massage each others most private parts. I find myself losing control, becoming more and more aggressive as desire overtakes my mind. I wrap my arms around her waist and drag her to the ground, running my tongue over her breasts, down her smooth toned abs, and into her crotch as I taste her nectar. I tease her for several moments before positioning myself at her entrance and shoving myself inside with one long lustful stroke.

>>5224629

>You faggots with you're ero-lit are
>You faggots with you're
>faggots with you're
>you're

>>5225140
Her back arches and she wraps her muscular thighs tightly around my back in a leg lock, keeping me deeply inside and preventing me from pulling out. Its clear she's enjoying it as I can feel her vaginal walls rippling around my engorged member, like a starfish sucking the insides out of an oyster. Reluctantly she loosens up a bit so I can start to thrust in and out of her. Slowly I begin to thrust in and out of her.

'Fuck me harder' she moans as I pick up the pace. 'Harder' I increase the rhythm a bit more. 'Dammit fuck me like a man!' she finally yells at me as she bucks her hips upwards to meet my thrust.

I oblige and start to pound her with everything I have, doing my best to rearrange her internal organs with the forceful thrusting of my rigid maleness. We're both close. We continue to hump against each other passionately as we reach our peaks. I drive as deeply as I can inside her, the head my penis kissing the entrance to her womb as I unleash a torrent of hot semen into her hungry uterus. The feel of my throbbing sets off her own orgasm as she lets out a mighty scream. I am positive everyone in mansion heard her cry of passion and was aware of what we were sharing at that moment, but with my balls emptying themselves inside Meiling's body in blissful pleasure I could care less.

It takes several moments before we regain our minds after our coupling. She still has her legs wrapped around me tightly, refusing to let me out of her depths. She kisses me passionately before looking me in the eyes.

'After tomorrow's training, we'll have to do this again. You have no idea how badly I needed this.'

With my mind refusing to form coherent sentences, I can only nod in agreement.

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>>5225149
Tomorrow I could do Patchy or Sakuya.

Also what the fuck is with /jp/ not allowing the use of quotation marks.

>>5225149
>like a starfish sucking the insides out of an oyster
LIKE A MOLLUSC

>the head my penis kissing the entrance to her womb
You purposely wrote that...

>>5225119
This is one of the earliest roots of calling Aya a slut.

>>5225175
Nah, pretty sure that's relatively new.

>>5225155
Koakuma and songs from the 80's.

>>5225189
oh god

Koakuma wanting the Harmony Harmony Oh Love

>the head my penis kissing the entrance to her womb

>>5225149

>head my penis kissing the entrance to her womb

I see what you did there and I fucking laughed hard.

>>5225175

>Earliest roots of calling Aya a slut

Birds lay eggs all the time, they're just not fertilized. How can Aya be a slut if she's doing something that a normal bird would do?

>I can feel the heat of her sex

>>5225149
This Anon is officially the greatest eroge writer on /jp/.

>>5225228
The compliment is appreciated. I would write more if there weren't a few sage and report happy anons with itchy trigger fingers that troll all the writefags.

Last year I was writing the Caster route CYOA that got popular but eventually the mods started deleting the threads and so I lost interest.

>>5225261
You threw in "kiss my womb with your penis." NOTHING CAN STOP YOU NOW.

>>5225261

Sage doesn't do anything, contrary to what retards believe. Just keep going when you can.

>>5225261
Wasn't that continued on another *chan?

Reported for fanfiction.

>>5225281
Yeah I tried to continue it there but it just wasn't the same, only a handful of people followed it over.

Every good ero-touhou threads needs this one anyway...

Think? She just wants you to think? Satori relaxes in front of you, her eyes twitching beneath the closed lids, her breathing starting to get deeper again. God alone knows what she gets out of doing this, but hey, it's very fun to watch "Mmm." She makes a happy little noise, mouth twisting into a hesitant smile. What to think about? You could fantasise about her again. No, no, that's a terrible idea. She's so naive! Such overt sexual thoughts about her would be too much. Last time was an accident. Right, you shouldn't think about those sorts of things at all, not with her rummaging around inside your head.
"Oooh!" Satori jumps like she just sat on something, giggling. But she keeps her eyes closed, her fingertips on your forehead. Yeah, thinking about stripping Satori would be a really bad idea. Gently easing her shirt back off her shoulders, revealing her collarbone and placing a hand on her smooth, supple stomach before reaching around behind her and unclasping her bra. "Oh!" You shouldn't think about kissing and nibbling her neck, before moving lower and sucking on one of her nipples, making her moan and twitch. "Oh, oh, mmm ..." Satori shifts closer to you, her other hand in her lap. You definitely shouldn't picture actually having sex with her, she's probably never experienced it before! And it's completely out of the question to think about your cock between her lips, sliding in and out of her mouth as she eagerly bobs her head back and fourth, those huge pale eyes looking up at you. "Uuh!"

>>5225296

Even worse if you thought about cumming in her mouth, erupting inside her and having her lick every last drop from her fingers. "Oh, mmm, don't, uh ... stop." Certainly a bad idea to picture her on her back, legs open and waiting for you. The moan that would escape her lips as you take her for the first time with one swift thrust, slick with her own juices. "Oh god." Her face flushed red, her little hands against your back, her legs wrapped around you, pulling you deeper inside as she reaches orgasm. Throwing her head back and crying out so softly as you fill her inside. Yeah, that would be a bad idea. Don't think about it. "Uh! Ooooh." Satori practically collapses onto you all of a sudden, letting her hand drop away from your head. Her eyes flicker open as you catch her. "Hey, you okay?" You ask, confused. "What happened there?" Satori just stares at you, face flushed, mouth open, pupils dilated with pleasure. She blinks heavily and gulps before speaking. "More." She breathes.

>>5225296
>those huge pale eyes looking up at you.

Please, tell me more.

>>5225305

"More what?" You ask. You didn't even work out what to think about yet! Satori's mouth curls into a smile. "More of that." She breathes, hands clutching your shoulders. More of ... oh! "Oh!" You say in shock. She saw all that? But you were trying to not think about it! "I'm sorry!" You say reflexively. Satori gently shakes her head, raising a finger and pressing it against your lips. "Shhh." She hushes you. "More."
"You ... you like that?" You ask, dumbfounded.
Satori nods. "Very!" You don't quite know what to say. Is she just reacting to the passion of your thoughts, or does she actually want to do all that with you? "Did you see what I was ... um, thinking about?" You almost blush at the sheer graphic detail of what you'd like to do to her, at what she might have seen you thinking. Satori breaks into a huge grin, genuine and warm. "Yes!" "You-" "Shhh." She says again, just shaking her head and resting herself against you. She's small, thin and lithe and almost frail in your arms. This close, you can smell her hair, washed not long ago. She sighs and a hand snakes up your side, across your neck, finally coming to rest against your forehead again. "Ahh." Satori lets out a long, soft cry into your ear, shuddering a little against you as she closes her eyes. "Again?" You ask. "Mmhmm, one more time." She murmurs. This is too much, holding a quivering, gasping girl in your arms. You're rock-hard and more than a little flustered yourself, although thankfully, or sadly, Satori's thighs are to the side, not rubbing up against your erection. Upon second glance you notice her erection as well...

I said I was going to do Patchy or Sakuya, but an idea for a foursome with Sanae, Suwako, and Cirno just struck me.

>>5225334
Write a big yiffpile orgy with Chen, Orin, Ran, and Shou

Be sure to describe how the fur painfully lodged in your cockhole only makes you harder.

>>5225334
I sense /d/ related themes ahead

>>5225362

Just popping in to say I will mail him one hundred bucks if he writes about Ran and Chen's fleas biting his skin...in an EROTIC fashion.

>>5225377
This is my new fetish.

>>5225377
MONEY? fuck that. That's not /jp/ like. The /jp/ thing to do would be to mail a Touhou figure.

Write something with diapers.

"BLOOD SUCKAA"
"SHE GONNA VAMP UR DICK"

...huh.

What?

Remilia isn't a 500 year old child; but in fact a dwarf. She uses her diminutive stature to lure in paedophiles. Where do you think they get Flandre's meat from?

>>5225405
The meat store?

Why isn't this being deleted?

Where is our meido?

>>5224114

Remilia is an Italian name. Flandre is a place in France. Patchouli could be anywhere, I think someone said Italy. And of course Mei Ling and Sakuya. They're very international at the SDM.

>>5225313
>Upon second glance you notice her erection as well...
lol wut

WHAT IS A MAN

>>5225405
Actually, people from the human village volunteer to be her food.

True story, its canon.

>>5225472

what

link

>>5225449
I guess you could call the moon international.

Someone write a fic about Eirin asking them if they want to join in raping Reisen

>>5225588

I already wrote something many moons ago about Tewi and Reisen getting into Eirin's medicinal marijuana collection that ended along these lines, someone else take this

>>5225724
I NEED this story.

>>5225724

Thanksgiving-SDM writefag here, maybe I'll put that in my queue of ideas for when I'm bored.

Right now I'm working on a Kogasa one, but it's more of a love story that turns ero. Trying to have tender "d'awww" moments leading up to the sex instead of just "I am an umbrella. Let us commence with the hot dickings!"

I'll probably end up putting it in a pastebin or something, cause it might end up really long.

>>5225751
>I am an umbrella. Let us commence with the hot dickings
I'd still read it

>>5225757
That's because you're an idiot with no taste.

>>5225738

You really don't, bro. Anonymous made me swear never to post it because anything weed-related is the stuff of trolls, apparently.

That, along with the cool tale I wrote about dropping by at Keine's school during lunch-break, leading her out behind, and fucking her doggy-style while muffling her moans with her dripping-wet panties so the kids don't hear?

Those two I'm banned from posting here. Forever.

>>5225760
Nah, because unlike you, I've been around long enough to fap to just about anything at this point.

>>5225751
>>5225757

Kogasa surprises you with a blowjob! She thought it would be REALLY SURPRISING!

There you go, get writing. That's a totally water-tight premise.