/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is your cum made of acid or something?

Use a towel

>>5217560
no, I guess it's just a little too fast. Either that or the spasming I can't control during it breaks it.

I'm jealous.

Are you like 13 and just discovered how to masturbate? This just doesn't fucking happen. Get out.

Old shirt. Make sure to wash it every once in a while, though, it starts to smell like flour at first, then it starts getting a weird, strong sweet/sour smell before it just turns rancid. If you actually fap with it, it'll start to hurt because it eventually gains the texture of parchment.

>how many layers does yours go through before stopping?

0

a combination of fetish, laziness, and massive amounts of money i can waste leads me to more often than not fapping with condoms

>>5217560
Semen is basic.
Vaginal fluids are acidic.

Use better paper towels

Fire onto the wall then clean it up afterward, Kurosawa style.

Stop poking through it with your tiny penis. Your penis is like a needle, the smaller it is, the easier it is to stab through, like a need compared to a pen compared to a traffic cone. The needle will easily poke a hole through the paper towel, a pen will sort of do it, and its hard to do with a traffic cone.

I've always been squeezing my penis so that little to nothing gets out. Is reverse ejaculation harmful?

>>5217647
I assume so.

mine can't break 2 layers of tissues..
try cumming on a plastic board?
and, im sure that you can please a girl well. only if you can get one..

>>5217553

Do you have enough semen king of prostate?

Also, fuck you pal. My prostate is BROKEN and I am sad.

One word for you.

Sock puppet.

I'm just saying. I hate it when the little pieces of paper towel break off and dry on my dick head.

>>5217647

Some medication makes you have a retrograde ejaculation into your bladder.... I think stress meds can do that. It happened to me once.... pretty strange.

>>5217647
you might get a bladder infection
nothing serious

>>5217673

That's two words.

OP here, I ejaculate little but I think it's just high pressure. Or I rip the tissue when I'm writhing about during it, it's impossible to keep my body under control during it

>>5217606
I tried that before. Felt very strange.

One of these days, Taokaka was walking along probably eating something. Suddenly she realised she'd forgotten to file her taxes!

"Oh no!" she said, "I forgot to file my taxes, meow!"

So she rushed home. When she got there Ky Kiske was walking around in front of her house, but he's not even from the same game, so nobody cares about him. Taokaka opened the door to her house and entered her house. Inside the house was a tax form. She filled out the tax form and took it to the Official Tax Office of BlazBlue, and it was then filed.

"Woohoo!" said Taokaka, "my taxes are filed meow!"

I cum on my belly. ◕ ◡ ◕

Can this happen if you grip hard and wank instead of slide your hand up and down?
Because I do that.

I pinch my cock off and prance to the toilet.

>>5217698
Wait, are you cumming with the paper towel against your dick?

Why don't you cum ONTO the paper towel instead?

>>5217715
Because I spasm during orgasm and can't really aim.

oh god what is this thread

I usually just spray it onto my desk... Gosh I love having a huge glass desk.

I wait until I have to piss really bad, then start and by the time I cum, I'm leaking piss and cumming starts me peeing and it feels magical~ <3

>>5217731
better than the anal-masturbation ones

I just jerk off in the shower. Never have to clean anything.

>>5217703

I suppose. It certainly is a different sensation. But now I'm addicted to it. Feels odd, man.

I just cum on my hands and then go wash them.

Just cum in your hand and lick it clean. Problem solved.

>>5217759
This.

Does anybody cum so hard that the cum bounces off the paper and gets all over your pants?

Use 2 ply toilet paper

Just ejaculate into the tenga fliphole, brah.

I just bunch up the paper towel before cumming in it. Works fine.

>>5217819
I notice you couldn't resist coming back to /jp/. Soon, you will be one of us. Don't worry, the transition is relatively painless.

Use condoms, it improves the experience and doesn't get messy, so just can just go without thinking about anything else.

Distractions reduce the thrill, so use condoms, mkay?

>>5217841
lol nah I'm just bored and tired.
I don't know anything about anything on /jp/

>>5217848
Go away!

>>5217691

I did just get you, nigger.

>>5217861
Make me.
FAG.

>>5217848
you should stick around.

we don't get many visitors.

>>5217868
I will, when you least expect it.

For the time being, go back to your crappy JRPGs.

>>5217848
You should play some touhou.

>>5217882
Go back to your shitty VNs
No Offense to you other /jp/ dudes.

>>5217874
>>5217917
Maybe I will.

I discharge my payload a mile high.

AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAA.
This will be fun.

>>5217927
Insulting VNs on /jp/? What are you gonna insult next? Touhou?

Ohoho~

>>5217952
Nah just the ones you like and play.

>>5217967
Well, they happen to be VNs /jp/ also enjoys.

What now?

>>5217973
As if such a thing exists.

>>5217973
I don't think /jp/ actually enjoys anything /jp/ related.

Just use a plastic bag.

>>5217973
Well someone got told.

>>5218014
>>5217996
Shhhh, let me win this one.

Cum on my tummy

fall asleep

Cum in the shower

No mess to clean up

Awwww yeah

Or if I'm feeling particularly frisky I'll cum in my hands and use it as a lube

>>5218029
Fuck you.

Enjoy your grindan.

Lately I've been laying on my back, with my feet propped on the wall, so I can aim my ejaculations straight at my face. I love the feeling of my hot, thick semen splashing against my face and dripping down checks and nose. But if I can manage to shoot a nice thick wad right into the back of my mouth, that's the best.