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ITT ask a ronery, nerdy, otaku girl anything.

FAQ:

No I am not fat, I weigh 125 and am 5 foot 6
No I will not give you my contact details (unless you want my ex to come kick your ass)
Yes I know who tohou is
Yes I cosplay
I have a nintendo DS, lots of anime DVDs and a shelf full of manga

>> No.5215514

haha this fag buys anime and video games

>> No.5215511

why are you so fat?

>> No.5215519

>Yes I know who tohou is

>> No.5215520

You're look absolutly gorgeous baby, disregard what these losers will say about you

>> No.5215525

no

>> No.5215526

Why are you such a slut?

>> No.5215527

pics of ds or it didn't happen.

>> No.5215529

die slut

>> No.5215532

>>5215499
>Yes I know who tohou is

>> No.5215546
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5215546

reported for 3DPD

>> No.5215547

>>5215499
Why don't women have morals?

>> No.5215545

i wanna see some otaku girl boobies, i have never seen it in my life

>> No.5215544
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>> No.5215543
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5215543

Why don't you kill yourself, you boring, repetitive moron who doesn't realize that women on the internet aren't as uncommon as you think?

>> No.5215542

>unless you want my ex to come kick your ass

Oh, hell yeah.
Details, please.

>> No.5215540

Is that your real doll? Was it expensive? I think you should put less ugly underwear on it, though.

>> No.5215539

Who's Touhou?

>> No.5215538

write suigin on your tits and post a pic or that's a doll

>> No.5215536

Who is your husbando?

>> No.5215535
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5215535

>>5215520

>> No.5215541

How big is your cock?

>> No.5215552

TITS OR GTFO

>> No.5215564
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5215564

Why did you wait 20 days from making that picture to post this thread?

>> No.5215565

>>5215545
yeha over here even otaku guys have boobies

>> No.5215563

>a shelf
>one
lol, get out of here, casual.

>> No.5215559

what are your thoughts on the gulf oil spill?

>> No.5215555

>>5215511
>>5215520
>>5215538
>>5215529
>>5215527
>>5215526
fags who can't even see that OP's pic is a shop taken from /v/

>> No.5215568

You missed /b/.

>> No.5215575

Nice kigurimi.

>> No.5215581
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5215581

>this thread getting responses

>> No.5215592

whats your AIM?

>> No.5215608

why are you posting this?

>> No.5215613

>Yes I know who tohou is
Who?

>> No.5215620

3DPD

>> No.5215622

>>5215581

Your shitty threads always get responses so it's not unusual.

>> No.5215625

Nice MSPaint, thread was on /v/ 2 weeks

>> No.5215635

>>5215499
>ronery
>my ex

>> No.5215666

>>5215547
>implying men have morals

HURR DURR

>> No.5215685
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5215685

saged, reported and called the cops

>> No.5215686

Look. A shitty thread. How suprising.

>> No.5215687

>33 posts and 6 image replies omitted.

Seriously guys?

>> No.5215694

Reported.

>> No.5215701

>>5215687
We are bored as usual.

>> No.5215761
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5215761

>>5215564

>> No.5215765

women can't be ronery

/thread

>> No.5215771

reported, saged.
Expect the partyvan

>> No.5215783

>>5215666
>>implying men have morals
Yes, in fact we do. Unlike slut women we care about friendship and loyalty and all that shit.

>> No.5215786

I think even I could do a better shoopjob on that sign with pure MS paint

>> No.5215803

>>5215543

THIS SO HARD.

Stop fapping over the thought of nerdy otakus fapping over you.

>> No.5215817

>Yes I know who tohou is
>I know who tohou is
>who tohou is

Get the fuck out summerfag.

>> No.5215822

saged, reported, hidden, called the cops

>> No.5215826

>>5215817
>im retarded piece of shit

>> No.5215831

ITT you all fail to notice the blatant shop on the picture in the OP post. It looks like shadows from something but it's a shop.

>> No.5215979

>>5215499
>unless you want my ex to come kick your ass
>my ex
>implying he cares about your slut ass
>implying I care about your slut ass

>> No.5215991

Why /jp/ became so shitty, naive and stupid? So many replies in such a thread.

>> No.5215993

whore

>> No.5215990

You know /jp/ why don't we start a trend by quoting with quotation marks instead of green text.

>> No.5216014

So, who's this Touhou OP is talking about? I'm confus

>> No.5216900

I just want to make sure if that is HeartGold on the chest or not.

>> No.5216917

>>5215511
cool "no girls allowed" bro
>>5215520
cool white knight bro

>> No.5216921

Post frilly hat or gtfo

>> No.5216934

>>5216932
reply

>> No.5216932

5 simple topics guaranteed to get replies in /jp/.

1. I have had sex and/or a girlfriend
2. emote icons
3. davant art
4. underage posting
5. 3D

Example:

lol guys I just had the BEST sex with my girlfriend EVER :0

She came over to my house after school and we got high on some really good weed. She was all moaning and shit and then she squirted all over my moms bed (i just told mom the dog peed on it ;) )

but yeah, she is the one who told me about you guys, she's all over sites like gaia and shit. She has a TON of art on DA and she said you guys are super funny XD

>> No.5216941

>>5216932
You forgot
0. Be BOOF
I'll always respond to your posts, BOOF-kun.

>> No.5216943

>>5216932
you forgot to mention you're a girl too

>> No.5216988

>>5216943
I also forgot to work poor Japanese into your posts and act like you speed it fluently.

REVISED VERSION

Emi otoko wa watashi wa chōdo watashi no gārufurendo no ima made de besuto no sekkusu o shi ta: 0 Kanojo wa watashi no ie ni asobi ni kite, watashi-tachi wa takai ikutsu ka no hontōni yoi zassō ni no~tsu ta. Kanojo wa) subete no butsukusa to tawagoto shite kanojo wa watashi no okāsan no beddo sekaijū (watashi wa tada no inu wa sore ni morashi, okāsan ni i~tsu ta) funshutsu shi ta shikashi,-sō, kanojo wa anata ga min'na watashi ni i~tsu ta mono desuga, kanojo wa subete no gaia to tawagoto no yō na saito o koete iru. Kanojo wa, kensatsu no geijutsu no no TON o mochi, kanojo wa anata-tachi wa chō omoshiroiga note iru toyuu no XD o

wwwwwwwwwww

>> No.5216992

>>5216932
1 simple topic guaranteed to get replies in /jp/:

1. Anything.

>> No.5217008

>>5216988
I just imagined that was me and you in the story.

I ahegao'd.

>> No.5217003

Are you guys pretending to be stupid?

Do you guys not see the huge white marks where they copied and pasted, or just erased flat-out? It obviously supposed to be a bit of a joke. I mean, "Yes I know who tohou is", come on.

>> No.5217010

>>5215499
Marvelous MS Paint work you have there.

>> No.5217032

i could take your ex on in a fight, in fact, give me your deets so i can do just that. sounds like a massive faggot

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