/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh this thread.

semen joke

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 13
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 16

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 78
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 98

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 94
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 62

was these ever translated?

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 31
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 78

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 91
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 46

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 96
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 60

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 11
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 22

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 33
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 4

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 15
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 91

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 89
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 54

staying alive

Tenshi is his sister or some shit. Calling it now.

>>5208845
More like his Alternate Universe Little Girl self.

/a/ material content belongs to /a/.

>>5208845
that is what thought too but it is most likely untrue.

Nice cups

If they haven't been translated before I guess I can give it a go.

>>5209413
Please do. Rifyu is always /jp/ related.

>>5209437
>>Rifyu is always /a/ related.

Fixed.

>>5207186
Y: It seems Naoi has been secluding himself with a pottery wheel.
O: What?!
O: Naoi! If you become satisfied with your work and your regrets disappear, you'll disappear! Do you realize this?
N: Ah, Otonashi! Good timing!
N: Look, I finished this matching pair of tea cups!
O: Silly Naoi, making me worry like that...

>>5209486
Oh Christ, Rifyu is making Naoi adorable a la Erika & Ange. Any more and I won't be able to take it easy.

>>5207211
(Blackboard says "software study group")
Yuri: Today we'll be having a short course on the Angel Player software.
Yui: Senpai~ Could it be that you can't read English?
Hinata: Sh-shut up. Do you understand it yourself?
Naoi: Ignorants... Oh, but Otonashi is sublime nobility, so there's clearly just a defect in how the software works.
Otonashi: Hand Sonic... is it this one?
Tenshi: Kanchou Sonic!
Yuri: Not my ass~

>>5209556
> Oh, but Otonashi is sublime nobility
I cracked up a bit whenever Naoi did that sudden switch in episode 8.

>>5207196
1. Togame-san... she really looks like the long time dead younger sister of the captain.
2. So he was a pedo lusting for his sister?
We have a real pervert here.

3. Cherio! Like you can talk anything about him!

He attacked my woman...

4. Oh, Shichika, why are you taking your time there?
When we go back home, i'll give you an anal punishment.

>>5209592
I'll just endorse this one.

>>5209486
Where is the joke? I don't get the punchline.

>>5209614
Naoi wanted Otonashi to drink tea with him using the cups he made. Otonashi went to hang out with Kanade instead.

>>5209588
Y: Naoi... I've heard you've been fantasizing [masturbating] about Otonashi without restraint lately.
Y: If you accidentally become content and your regrets disappear, you yourself will disappear.
N: Kukuku, the great Naoi will disappear, you say? Such a ridiculous thing will never happen.
Y: That's quite the confidence you have there...
N: I am God!
N: There's no way I'd be satisfied with something like that!

>>5209627
>fantasizing [masturbating] about
It's "jerking off to."

>>5209588
1. Naoi-kun, i heard you are using Otonashi-kun as fap material to your heart's content.
2. If you get satisfied and lose your regrets half assedly, you could disappear.
3. Kukkuku! Me? Disappear? No way such stupid thing could happen!
That's some confidence you got there.
4. I am God!
"That" alone is not enough to make me disappear!

>>5209654
Hey, you finally appeared. I'll leave the rest to you then.

>>5207196
Sort of want

>>5209708
From the archives.

- Whoa, this is pretty difficult...
- Otonashi, I shall teach you up close and personally
- I'm fine... really...
- Hey, something hard is pressing up against my back
- It's... not pressing... oh...
- Behold! This is the crystallization of my and Otonashi's love!
- It's quite warped, isn't it.

>>5209708

Naoi is my waifu

While we're being beatsy.

>>5209708
clevah

>>5209754
>>5209754
That scene from Episode 6
Hinata-!
You came running up to me first?
Are you?
YES!
Eh?
He came out of the closet!!!

>>5209774
Otonashi-san's Ignoring Skill
Hey, lately you've been sticking to Otonashi too much, you know! Quit it!
/Oh, hey, Tachibana
It doesn't look like Otonashi-san minds, though. (Lie)
Haah?

Please don't get in the way of my and Otonashi-san's fake homo relationship.
Fake homo...!?
/-the fuck is that?

W-well, aren't you a natural born homo!?

I am god. Sexuality matters naught to me.
You really think it's over just 'cause you said god?

>>5210000
Isn't it the other way around in the second frame? "Don't get in the way of my and Otonashi's relationship, you fake homo"

>>5209774
I lol'd

>>5210046
Derp, yeah. I was trying too hard to find out what exactly a "fake homo" was.

Otonashi-san's Ignoring Skill
Hey, lately you've been sticking to Otonashi too much, you know! Quit it!
/Oh, hey, Tachibana
It doesn't look like Otonashi-san minds, though. (Lie)
Haah?

Please don't get in the way of my and Otonashi-san's relationship, you fake homo.
Fake homo...!?
/-the fuck is that?

W-well, aren't you a natural born homo!?

I am god. Sexuality matters naught to me.
You really think it's over just 'cause you said god?

>>5209445
Someone can't take it easy

What happened to the friendly local typesetters?

>>5215190
Most likely jailed

bump

>>5209486

>>5218232
Thank you.

>>5209556

he's a decent cartoonist except I have no idea what he considers humor

absurdist humor

>>5209627
>>5209654
>>5209655

>>5209826

>>5210058

>>5219434

IT'S JUST LIKE I'M ON IDLE'S TRANS BOARD, BUT WHINIER!

>>5219483
After all my trauma from trying to decipher small and badly written Japanese text, I have a certain amount of pity for the novice student of English who tries to read this. But perhaps that is the price we pay for our access to otherwise forbidden goods.

Y: I'm so turned on that I can't sleep at all. Tell me some dirty stories!
Y: Like being seen by your [little] sister while masturbating, or having your [big] sister swallow your semen. There are lots of things like that, aren't there Takanashi?
T: I'm hanging up!
Y: Aaaa, please wait! I'm so lonely, really. Please have mercy and have phone sex with me!
Y: There are lots of toys here, but no inspirational material! [Note: restaurant double pun. Toy is literally utensil, inspirational material is literally side dish.]
T: Yamada! What are you doing with the restaurant's stuff!

I'll just post a copy of the comic here too.

>>5223020
> Y: There are lots of toys here, but no inspirational material! [Note: restaurant double pun. Toy is literally utensil, inspirational material is literally side dish.]
I loled.

>>5219656
Someone can't take it easy

>>5223020
>There are lots of toys here, but no inspirational material!
"There are lots of tools here, but no hot buns!"
Sorry, I tried.

>>5209780
Glorious

Hand Sonic