You will never come home to see your beautiful wife Patchouli making dinner for the two of you.

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Anonymous Mon May 24 16:46:26 2010 No.5207960 [Reply] [Original]

You will never come home to see your beautiful wife Patchouli making dinner for the two of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:49:26 2010 No.5207994 Sure I will. With lucid dreaming, anything is possible!

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:50:26 2010 No.5208004 Sakuya makes the dinner, what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:51:26 2010 No.5208017 File: 265 KB, 800x600, 3803219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:51:26 2010 No.5208019 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:51:26 2010 No.5208018 >>5207960 I appreciate your use of "wife" instead of that annoying weeaboism "waifu" and love this picture so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:52:26 2010 No.5208028 Patchouli smells like dried squid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:52:26 2010 No.5208033 File: 112 KB, 681x652, patchy can cook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Were they, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:52:34 2010 No.5208029 Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 33 Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 29

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:55:26 2010 No.5208056 smelly patchy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:56:26 2010 No.5208080 >>5208018 "Waifu" means pretend imaginary girlfriend. "Wife" just means wife. In this case, "waifu" would be completely incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:57:02 2010 No.5208081 Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 20 if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 29

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:57:35 2010 No.5208084 Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 38 if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 54

Anonymous Mon May 24 16:59:26 2010 No.5208098

I would step up behind her, and hug her gently. Give her a peck on the cheek and ask how the food is coming along. She would drone on a bit about how she is roughly 5/6ths through the cooking process, and that some of the ingredients were mediocre at best. I'd laugh and squeeze her again, not too hard though. I don't want to hurt the baby.

I close my eyes and get a whiff of Patchy's hair, and the food she's cooking. My hands make their way around to her stomach, where the little bulge is growing. Neither of us have felt a kick yet...but we know we will one day soon. I kiss her cheek again, and help by setting the table.

You see, Patchy has been my waifu for many months now. This miracle is proof that fapping into my Patchy onahole is enough to make wishes come true.

I live happily for a long long time, with my waifu, Patchouli Knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 16:59:26 2010 No.5208101 >>5208080 Well either way, the word just, _annoys_ me for some reason.

>>	GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 Mon May 24 17:01:26 2010 No.5208120 Bitch needs to be taking a god damn shower.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:01:26 2010 No.5208125 >>5208101 As far as I know, it's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:03:26 2010 No.5208134 >>5208101 And people doing _this_ annoys me. Put up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:03:26 2010 No.5208136 >>5208098 Jesus christ how horrifying Also I wouldnt mind the way she smells

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:05:26 2010 No.5208144 >>5208134 Wonder if italics work.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:06:26 2010 No.5208148 File: 150 KB, 528x480, lam_majimea2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't she, magician create dinner with magic? How boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:11:26 2010 No.5208184 She'd tie you up and force you to smell her unwashed socks while masturbating

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Mon May 24 17:13:26 2010 No.5208200 File: 274 KB, 438x671, wooahhh boner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208184

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:19:26 2010 No.5208227 File: 50 KB, 600x613, 1274222588490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208028 >>5208056 >>5208120 Ok, that's it. I've lurked here forever and I still don't understand why people call patchy "smelly". Someone please explain.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:20:26 2010 No.5208234 >>5208227 Because she stays at home all day long reading books.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:24:26 2010 No.5208256 File: 281 KB, 850x750, 94b9fd0937d7c91399df32d80dfd0f6e1158189f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:28:26 2010 No.5208290 Patchy smells like a retirement home.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:28:26 2010 No.5208294 >>5208227 Probably because Patchouli is a herb with a rather potent smell.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:28:26 2010 No.5208295 File: 237 KB, 556x647, 1262234347313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208256

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:28:26 2010 No.5208286 File: 356 KB, 850x1198, sample_6e3c4591c686fb7a7251b7a17614e4827171cff1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:29:26 2010 No.5208303 File: 73 KB, 400x400, 1268054261059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:32:26 2010 No.5208322 File: 271 KB, 700x640, 10792551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anemia isn't funny! It's serious!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:49:26 2010 No.5208390 >>5208184 I wouldn't really mind that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:50:26 2010 No.5208396 File: 453 KB, 719x1014, this will never happen to you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never be given good luck by Tewi.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:52:26 2010 No.5208405 >>5208396 Post source, so I can see what it looks like if it was happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:52:26 2010 No.5208407 >>5208125 Excuse me, waifus are serious business.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:53:26 2010 No.5208414 >>5208396 source? I cant get enough Tewi

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:53:26 2010 No.5208417 File: 177 KB, 600x800, 0e4155fa3cd2061fb302094c15f0e056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never have Reisen use her Lunatic eyes to put you in a world of eternal bliss.

>>	Bern !FAGetWqs1I Mon May 24 17:53:26 2010 No.5208410 >>5208294 Isn't the herb supposed to smell like a really strong mint?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:54:26 2010 No.5208422 >>5208396 Wait, it came out already? How come I wasn't informed?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:57:26 2010 No.5208448 >You will never come home to see a woman in your life Stop reminding me

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:57:26 2010 No.5208451 File: 104 KB, 600x800, 1271462719525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208417 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:58:26 2010 No.5208456 >>5208405 Source is [のうないカノジョ] 永遠亭でウサギ狩り～上弦～ (東方). We now have an explanation for why that series' guy is so lucky. Tewi gave him so much luck that it spilled into the past. Also someone should translate that series already.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:02:26 2010 No.5208490 >>5208456 >should translate that series already. a whole triology of Tewi sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:04:26 2010 No.5208498 >>5208490 First one was Cirno, second was Reimu and Suika, third one was Youmu peeing, and the newest one is Tewi.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:05:26 2010 No.5208506 >>5207960 Patchouli, why are your arms so short?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:06:26 2010 No.5208517 >>5208498 Ah, Cirno in the fridge. I like that author.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:13:26 2010 No.5208573 >>5208498 Innocence, armpits, piss, and rabbit ears. The best artist. I can barely read moon, but Tewi seems to get pissed at him for assuming she's a child.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:16:26 2010 No.5208596 File: 177 KB, 1200x887, patchybath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy has a bath in the library and waterproof books. Patchouli has a clean, pleasingly feminine scent.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:17:26 2010 No.5208612 File: 930 KB, 1200x1070, 10824469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208596 And yet, the entire library reeks of mold.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:23:26 2010 No.5208656 File: 470 KB, 1174x900, c648b8eef72834ac22a3366d999c31f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208612 Sounds like poor housekeeping. Perhaps Remi shouldn't have kept such a lazy maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:29:26 2010 No.5208701 >>5207960 that's fine, it was probably a stinky dinner anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:29:26 2010 No.5208704 Patchy wouldn't be cooking for me, that would be too strenuous on her weak body.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:30:26 2010 No.5208712 File: 825 KB, 1000x1399, touhou SDM engaging in physical activities.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone explain what is happening in this picture?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:30:26 2010 No.5208713 >>5208028 Dried squid smells pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:32:26 2010 No.5208725 File: 20 KB, 292x302, whu would you do that.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208596 >glasses I still don't understand people who want to ruin characters even if they originally DON'T wear glasses.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:33:26 2010 No.5208730 File: 232 KB, 850x1182, 1274199179282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:41:26 2010 No.5208798 >>5208712 poorly-done rosario to vampire edit?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:52:26 2010 No.5208875 File: 448 KB, 600x800, 9709922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208725 It's a fetish. That's all you need to know. And Patchy's eyesight would be ruined a thousand times over if she wasn't a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:54:26 2010 No.5208892 >>5208227 Patchouli is the bath substitute of choice for hippies. Spend more time in the Haight.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:56:26 2010 No.5208909 >>5208712 what happened to my weak soft patchy?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:03:26 2010 No.5208969 Patchy's body odor is glorious

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:06:26 2010 No.5208988 >>5208909 Dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:08:26 2010 No.5209008 File: 644 KB, 980x725, 1272246929599.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208988 Patchy has dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:10:26 2010 No.5209021 File: 687 KB, 1600x1200, 1273424775278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patches with glasses is just plain adorable

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:12:26 2010 No.5209031 >>5208988 Uso Da!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:14:26 2010 No.5209053 File: 304 KB, 1024x768, eafe2d4376517a6e6bb3a6cc99b1c153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PATCHOULI CANNOT COOK WORTH BEANS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:16:26 2010 No.5209064 File: 149 KB, 550x800, 1273123467756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5209053 I dunno, but she makes some fucking good tea.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:17:26 2010 No.5209069 File: 43 KB, 446x305, 1272389778035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5209053 Neither can you bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:19:26 2010 No.5209099 File: 254 KB, 744x1000, KABOOOOOOOM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:19:26 2010 No.5209093 File: 185 KB, 898x1024, SaiRenkosmirk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5209053 You're one to talk.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:19:26 2010 No.5209098 >>5209053 Oh, the irony

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon May 24 19:21:26 2010 No.5209116 >>5209099 Only autistics read Colonel Aki

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:24:26 2010 No.5209143 >>5209116 And you are a useless on this board.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon May 24 19:25:26 2010 No.5209152 File: 149 KB, 491x557, ownedangry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5209143 I'm not the buttangery autistic posting gay Colonel Aki comics.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:26:26 2010 No.5209158 File: 110 KB, 1024x768, 344dxxc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5209152 >on /jp/ >not autistic

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:26:26 2010 No.5209161 File: 40 KB, 450x340, thatslikejustyouropinionman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5209116

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:28:26 2010 No.5209169 File: 152 KB, 500x500, 1223415390233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5209152 >using that pic unironically

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon May 24 19:28:26 2010 No.5209170 >>5209158 >attempting to justify his disgusting autism on /jp/ Ew get away from me I could catch autism

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon May 24 19:29:26 2010 No.5209178 whats an autistic i dont know

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon May 24 19:30:26 2010 No.5209185 >>5209178 thread like these

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon May 24 19:31:26 2010 No.5209188 File: 51 KB, 600x529, autism.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5209178 It's you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:34:26 2010 No.5209204 >>5209116 Agreed. As you can see, there is no text to read.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon May 24 19:35:26 2010 No.5209218 >>5209158 U buttmaf

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:35:26 2010 No.5209220 File: 86 KB, 272x208, sonichu medallion.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We are all autistic here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:38:26 2010 No.5209239 OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 19:38:26 2010 No.5209240 Patchy's feet :3

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 20:01:26 2010 No.5209380 >>5209240 where?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 20:02:26 2010 No.5209394 >>5209380 >>5208017

>>	GFT Mon May 24 20:22:26 2010 No.5209501 File: 4 KB, 123x131, letty avi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Implying Patchy cooks me dinner <That lady cooks me my dinner

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 20:35:26 2010 No.5209555 File: 2.16 MB, 1280x1024, remi8250149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 20:36:26 2010 No.5209560 File: 621 KB, 1447x1547, 8248673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy's role is to resolve disputes. What sort of disputes does she resolve?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 20:37:26 2010 No.5209565 File: 216 KB, 567x793, 1264744020534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5208725 Did you say something? I can't hear you over the sound of my glasses.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon May 24 20:39:26 2010 No.5209578 Good. people like her is why I have ADT installed. my house is a fortress.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 20:40:26 2010 No.5209587 File: 182 KB, 600x600, scarlet sisters are unimpressed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My house is a house.

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