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That poor animal...

You mess with the bull, you get the horn.

Animals should not have to deal with this stuff.

>>5203463

He didn't get trampled, he got A HORN through HIS JAW.

wtf is up with his ear

I won't feel sympahy. Bull fights are carnage. He deserves to be trampled.

Problem, Matador?

Oh look, another stupid thread posted by a stupid asshole who browses stupid fucking worthless sites.
Just stick your head in a wood chipper already would you.

>>5203496

>i mad

you mad

why is this getting posted on all the boards today
here's the link i saw posted earlier today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWvutny7juk

When he asked the bull if they could just talk it out I guess he didn't expect such a mouthful.

>>5203504

Oh fuck you tripfag.

>>5203527

>>5203537
Never change Arc, never change.

I hope they don't put the bull down....

but tauros can't learn megahorn!

>>5203537

I'm not mad. I enjoy watching people shit up /jp/.
It's like I'm really on Shitkakucomplex!

keine isn't a cow! she's a were-chimera thing that's part cow

or something

Any pigs of KANE breastfeeding mokou?

>>5203590
Were-hakutaku. It's its own creature, but sense ancient peoples had no imagination, it looks part cow, part lion, part...eyeballs.
So yes, Keine is not a cow.

>>5203608
>>5203590

udders

>>5203584
Go back there then.

Here is a more accurate depiction of what Keine would look like if ZUN actually followed the folklore.

Sexy uh?

>>5203623
They arn't udders!

>>5203641
Actually kinda is....

>>5203644

Milks just the same!

>>5203641

I would lick her eyeballs, who's with me?

>>5203624

>huur... I'm so clever.

Fuck, I can't believe you'd defend this crap thread. About the only thing that's saving it is the influx of Keine. Go ahead, disagree with me.

>>5203641
Most of the Touhou characters would look like Lovecraftian horrors if ZUN followed the folklore. Still the art looks quite good, anymore of it?

>>5203641
>if ZUN had actually followed the folklore
>every single character is a magical girl with a cute doll dress and a hat
Yeah no.

>>5203669
Fuck off greentext

>>5203654
Arc, you sick bastard!

OF COURSE!

>>5203673
He's right.
But you know that. That's why you're attacking the greentext.

>>5203683


I wonder what they taste like. Don't say salty milk and coins, either. Though her tears are probably deliciously salty.

>Keine is not a cow
Her outfit color motifs (both normal and EX) reminds me of milk cartons.

>>5203688
No idea. Go find some roast lamb and lick its eyeball, it probably tastes the same.

>>5203396
Keine wouldn't do that. She loves humans.

>>5203697

When I went to Alaska this Inuit dude tried to get me to eat caribou eyeballs.

I politely declined. Maybe I should've taken him up on his offer.

>>5203693
OH MY GOD

EX-KEINE HAS 0% FAT

I CAN'T UNSEE IT

FUCK YOU

got milk?

>>5203693
...
Not seeing it.

>>5203710

I bet if you stuck a sword, and maybe a few spears in her she would do that.

Pork swords don't count.

>You'll never be penetrated up the ass by Keine at full force.
sad_frog.png

>>5203711
She'd simply hide the history. And maybe give you a harsh scolding.

>>5203711
She'd still probably baw to Mokou if you didn't harm the villagers in any way, and she'd have her kill you instead, which would arguably be more painful, ending with you as a scorched pile of bones and smoldering flesh instead of just suffocating from your impaled trachea.

>>5203739
But Mokou wouldn't ki-...

>remember she's been killing Kaguya repeatedly for over a millenia

...Yeah, that would stink.

>>5203749
Doing something for a millenium doesn't leave a huge impression on someone who has lived forever.

>>5203784

Mokou has only been immortal for like 2000 years, you trippin'.

>>5203784
Perhaps, but I doubt she would have any qualms about killing another human.

>>5203796
She has lived forever since consuming the elixer. I'm not sure how that works or means...

>>5203836

It means you have the reading comprehension skills of a jar of mayo, you don't get retroactive existence upon achieving immortality.

Jesus Christ.

>>5203881
[citation needed]

>>5203888

Get out of here you fecking goon, you don't need to cite evidence that time does, in fact, move forward.

>>5203905
If we accept time moves in a linear fashion. Which isn't universally accepted.

>>5203905
Those moonites could probably make time flow backward or some shit like that. It's hard to know for sure.

>>5203836
Goddamnit not this shit again. Look, its like this
Time is a line:
<-------------------------------->
When she drank the elixer at this point in time:
<--------------o--------------->
She became immortal, and will live forever PAST THAT POINT. ITS A RAY.
<--------------o========>>
ITS NOT RETROACTIVE

>>5203909

All empirical evidence suggests that it does. People who believe time is cyclical have no more standing than the Flying Spaghetti Monster folks in the realm of the sciences.

>>5203919

Fuck, thank you. I was this close to drawing this guy a fucking diagram.

>>5203919
why u mad?

>>5203924
There are very few things that bother me and bad science is one of them.

>>5203919
And does it say anywhere that it isn't retroactive?

This is all the results of weird translations, I bet.

>>5203931
The fact that she didn't exist before she was born should be proof enough. I'm thinking somebody is trying to play word games using words that weren't even in the original descriptions.

>>5203931

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE A DISCLAIMER LABEL ON A TOASTER THAT IT WON'T TURN INTO A GIANT FUCKING BIRD UNEXPECTEDLY EITHER. JESUS FUCK.

>>5203935
Probably. The only thing that might suggest retroactivity is the use of pluperfect in translation, I think.

KEINE LIVES IN DEATH

>>5203938
That's probably just the thing. I've heard someone argue that it essentially removes the concept of a history from her or that it essentially makes her present at all times. Hence by drinking the elixir she would be present before she was born.

Which seems pretty silly. Even for Touhou.

>>5203938
The original descriptions are in Japanese, so yes.

>>5203952
lol fox tanuki laser

>>5203949
No sillier than the rest of the Lunarian nonsense.

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>>5203949

No, you understood it wrong.

It deletes her "history", meaning she's basically in an immovable, unchanging state (as well as completely immune to Keine's power). History and time are different, it doesn't wipe her from the timeline nor write her into history retroactively.

>>5203967
My only problem with the aforementioned argument is that it comes across as, well, what? Too involved, maybe? It doesn't seem to me that ZUN would really imply something that metaphysical; he basically establishes that being immortal means you can't die, period, and that's that, simply.

>>5203974
Yeah, that argument, whatever it is, that's the one I'm thinking of.

>>5203975
His BAC was above 100% when he made IN. I wouldn't be too skeptical.

>>5203979

I know it 'cause I'm the one who compiled it.

Oh how I remember that thread. That was an awesome thread. Probably my most favorite thread in /jp/'s history.

>>5203988
How did you come to the conclusions in said theory/argument/what-have-you?

Steady state Mokou theory?