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My mother is dead you bitch.

shut it

As a rule, Mendelian inheritance applies to all traits of an individual, including wardrobe.

>>5192713
They can dodge that pretty easily, you know.

>>5192725

And it accumulates over generations.

>>5192729
Or just grind it

QUALITY THREAD

>>5192738
add not in front.

More like your mommies beat each other up.

>>5192729
>>5192733
Is that so?

"Mommy why teacher Keine hates me?"

>>5192733
you mean graze?

>>5192745
Stop quoting posts I'm trying to word filter god damn.

>>5192732
Wait... So she can read minds, manipulate the borders between reality and fantasy, fly, have dominion over the earth, water and wind, has incredible strength...

>>5192708

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>>5192828
And controls and reads the weather, can manipulate the eternal and instantaneous, has Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, can manipulate fate, fusion, and density, and is a phoenix.

>>5192710
sup

>>5192857
I was just about to post that you ass.

>>5192856
And she's immortal twice over.

>>5192871
>>5192856
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>>5192732
Good god! what has Science done?!

>>5192856
>>5192871
So, she's pretty much an invulnerable god who can do whatever the fuck she wants whatsoever.

>>5192857
Enchantresses dance needs to continue their story and develop mini-reimu.

>>5192899
She doesn't have the ultimate magic.

>>5192899
yes. nobody can stop her since she's accumulated the powers and strengths of the strongest touhou's and she can also manipulate history.

>>5192908
Does she even have a name?

>>5192828
>>5192856
>>5192871
she can also manipulate history and has the power to create miracles.

>>5192871
More than immortal: she has already lived forever twice and has no end. Twice.

>>5192919
they never named her, people just call her mini-reimu or Reimu's daughter.

>>5192922
>>5192871
>>5192856
>>5192828
Zun is going to have a Final boss like this one day, and she will have 30 health bars.

>>5192942
and i will never beat her

>>5192942
It will be the Phantasm stage boss of the last Touhou game. Then, after it, you can unlock The Dragon.

>>5192942
>an impossible to beat boss.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5192942
that would be....interesting.....I doubt I could beat her since I can't even beat Flandre. and that's only 9 health bars.

>>5192970
no, it will be the stage 6 boss.

then in the phantasm stage. you will face a midboss with 10 health bars that also has the Ultimate magic. and then you face the dragon who has 50 health bars.

best god damned game ever.

>>5192986
You couldn't beat her because she'd transport you to a previously fictitious alternate reality where you've never existed and delete the events leading up to you meeting with her and make this eternal...
But I suppose before that she'll just fuck with you by changing the weather to rain balls of lava.

>>5192970

This dragon?

>>5193022
Calling her a dragon is like... saying Rumia is a fair match against VIVIT.

>>5193023
then crumble the very ground you stand on. and make boulders fly across the screen. also making the wind push your sprite around making it hard to dodge. not to mention using all the most difficult bullet patterns from previous games as well as using even more difficult bullet patterns, on top of having every extra stage and 6 stage most annoying spell cards as HER bullet patterns. making her own Spell cards all near impossible to navigate. not to mention all your bombs no matter who you use, would be useless. and your bullet damage is next to none.

>>5192710
holy nigger yes they can, gtfo loli chimera.

>>5193077
Your bombs would heal her.

>>5193077
>>5193023
>>5193000
why on earth would Zun even do this? I doubt even The elite gamers could beat that.

>>5193110
and make the bullets on screen fly at you instead of disappearing.

>>5193118
Somewhere, someone is bored of doing all of Dodonpachi Daioujou without any deaths or bombs. Maybe.

>>5193077
>>5193118
>>5193132
>>5193023
...And you wouldn't even actually beat her.
I'm sure that in order for her to feel like doing all of this, she'd inherit some sort of incredibly deadly version of Yukari's personality.
The whole time she was just toying with you, but after she spent hours amusing herself by watching you dodge her bullet patterns with a look of traumatized horror after she completely altered the reality you had previously been in, she will grow bored and decide to let you have your way... kinda like a pet..

That's it? Only two images?
Man... I wish I had saved some of the images I've seen before..

>>5193221
Gotta love powerful woman.

>>5193221
Fund it!!

>>5192961
I believe I counted 11 Touhou there.

>>5192732
I believe I counted 11 Touhou there.

>>5195926
I see at least 13.

>>5195937
Well, I'm horribly inattentive.

What do you get when you combine Reisen and Youmu?
Reimu

>>5192718
>My mother is dead you bitch.
I guess that's...

Why she didn't put up much a fight.

>>5196005
This badass motherfucker

>>5196019
>No ghost
Is she undead, then?

Well hello there.

>>5196033

Half-phantomism is more like a condition than a species.

That is, Youmu is 100% human and fundamentally 100% alive, just with a soul that does not reside in the body which is normally only a postmortem capability.

>>5196050
No.

>>5196033
She has one. It's just kind of wimpy and not in that picture.

>>5196050

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>>5196155
How did reisen manage to fuck youmu?

>>5196067
I was kidding.

>>5196155
so crazy

>>5192710
I can beat you, your mommies and my mommies. Now get out.

>>5196185
Not sure if bumping...

>>5192710
spoiled bitch
>>5192857
lazy bitch
>>5196019
a lady

>>5193221
I feel violated

Probably. On the other hand, I only have one mom. Oh, did I forget to mention that my dad can rape your mommies?

>>5198862
Your dad can not rape touhous.
Touhous, on the other hand, can rape your dad.

>>5199047
>Implying my dad isn't Touhou.
>Implying my dad isn't Rinnosuke.