/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Normal I guess?

Mom died
Dad doesn't care, he got insurance money, rarely home
Younger brother is a faggot
Youngest brother is a lazy spoiled fucktard

Pretty fucking bad.

>Sergio,its your birthday!

>Fuck off,im taking a nap


after years of thing like that they stop

Dad has assburgers. Mom still thinks I'll grow up to be a normal 9-5 married man.

Fuck yea Go! There's a game we need to have threads about.

Like Mother

Hate Father

Dislike older brother

Like Younger brother

Parents are dead.

Oh wait, I'm not a NEET.

sister is pretty obviously weirded out by me, avoids me etc. texts me on the phone whenever she wants to talk. pretty belittling, but whatever, she's a drug addict.

mom luffs me :>>

sometimes they gets pissed.
but at least mom's letting me live at her house and making meals for me.
younger brother's a faggot.

My family is so great that I always feel guilty for being the way I am, betraying their love and expectation for me ;_;

I kinda neglect my parents to spend time here on /jp/ and being addicted to video-games. Younger sister? At least to her I give some attention, though I do hate playing with her.

Parents broke a few of my guitars.

They could not break my rock spirit.

Dad wants me to go out and get a job
Mom wants me to go out and get a job
Younger brothers are all annoying

Mother is obscenely tsundere for me, also likes to pretend she is a 12 year old girl, takes my figures thinking I bought them for her when they arrive and such.

Father and I get along quite well.

>>5193860
>Parents broke a few of my figures.

>They could not break my otaku spirit.
fixed for you and /jp/

both parents are dead

my sister is in a mental hospital

i fucking love my godparents (whom I've been living with since my parents died) and they love me back

>>5193872

Fuck your mother.

Mother: Hates me

Father: Drunk, hates me I bet, I don't even know, don't care

Sister: She is a NEET. Also a misanthropic, cynical asshole like myself who shares every single view on the world I do.

We all act like we get along, regardless.

Sister and I are very close to the point where we both have a romantic/emotional attraction, but are rational enough not to try fucking.

Rest of my family I don't know well enough.

i'm fairly sure my entire family hates me

i hate them, either way

>>5193900
Is your NEET sister attractive?

>>5193900

Fuck your sister.

THE DIVINE MOVE

Dad loves me
Dad's girlfriend spoils me
Mother loves me, but I hate her
Mother's boyfriend is some smartass

>>5193843
>:>>
Faggot.

My sister is a hiki who lost all shame and walks around the house naked at night scratching her vagina

>>5193973
Fuck her.

>>5193931

Quite.

>>5193979

That's my line.

>>5193900
Anon, I insist that you have sex with your sister.

Trust me, she wants it.

>>5193770
the person I called mother is dead.
my paternal mother is more sisterly than motherly.
most of my sibling would have nothing to do with me.
I get along with 6 of my siblings but it's not really on a normal scale.
only person I pretty much Love is my father, who I'm on great terms with seeing as I live in one of the houses he rents.
my nieces and nephews adore me since I'm the closest to them in age.

I live with them.
I hate them.
I don't want to live with them, but I have no car and no job.

They nag me about cleaning my filthy-ass room.

>>5193995

Get money from the government.

>>5193990

Yeah, we both want it. We're anti-social, no friends, no relationships. The urge to fuck is there.

But we're so close as friends, neither of us think it would be wise in the very long term. ;_;

>>5193900
You are so far gone, that you are now living inside your dating sims.

>>5194001

Take your sister as your waifu.

Do it.

>>5194001
You'll remain a virgin forever if you don't. 90% of us would kill to be where you are now.

I try to avoid my mom since she annoys me a lot
I have a good relationship with my dad
No siblings
All my other relatives live in Russia or Ukraine

>>5194001
Trust me, you have nothing to lose. It won't ruin your friendship.

>>5194023

>Telling someone to trust a person from /jp/

only one I'm still somewhat close with is my mother

never met anyone else in the family in the last 10 years or so

also, I only see her once every few days despite living in the same house (I got a fridge/toilet/etc... in the basement and rarely go up)

>>5194023

One day...one day.

>>5194023
ZUN, get back to /int/

Close with my mother, friendly with my sister, alright with my stepdad, haven't seen my dad in years and don't have any emotional attachment to him though I don't hate him either.

Mom is working abroad and never at home.
Dad is working almost all day too.
Sister is 10 years older than me and already has her own family far away.
Uncles all live in another country.
Grandmother spoils me.

I have no problems with my parents, they're happy with my college grades and will support me as long as I keep pumping out excellent grades.

I have a good relationship with everyone. My family supports me 100% and I support them 100%.

>>5194036
Shut up, ZUN!bar is the most trustworthy person on /jp/, next to Derek.

>>5194036
Nothing pleases me more than seeing other /jp/ Anons happy.

If those two NEETs can gain happiness in their lives by having sex with each other all day, then I am all for it.

Mom: live with her, get along decently well
Dad: Don't get along at all. Thankfully i dont live with him.
"Step-dad": Don't ever talk to him.
Sister: Haven't talked in 3ish years, got along alright before she moved.

>>5193998
I get money from the government, but all of it goes towards paying my medical expenses and that still doesn't cover all of it.

ZUN!bar is the only person on /jp/ I would listen to.

>>5194074
>
If those two NEETs can gain happiness in their lives by having sex with each other all day, then I am all for it.

I have to agree.

I met a guy on IRC about 5 years ago. He lived in my city, and after we talked for a while I found out he was in an incestuous relationship with his sister (he was 18 at the time, her 16). Both were pretty hardcore NEETs not having attended school in months. I believe they had social phobia. I didn't believe him at first but eventually met them and hung out a few times. Lo and behold they're absolutely, positively, madly in love and made love all the time. 5 years on they're still together, though they've since had to alienate their family for the most part as to not raise any questions.

They're in love without a doubt. I don't think siblings have anything to do with it. Love is, in the end, nothing but a bunch of chemical reactions that are triggered by events of love and so on. For this, anybody can love anybody, even family

I say >>5193900 try and go for it.

>>5193998
Actually, I do.
But nowadays, I only get the money my parents give to me as a result of them getting money from the government to take care of me, me wanting my own money, and them reducing the amount of money I get because, apparently, I can only either get unemployment benefits or have my mom and dad take get money to take care of me.. Not both.
It replenishes easily (at least, until I have to fucking pay for college shit)since I don't really have to pay for anything, but it's not high enough to get a fucking house or anything.

>>5194116
Shut up ZUN

>>5194116
You don't trust Derek? Shame on you. I bet your computer is infested with viruses and malwares.

I live with my mother. We hate each other, though we manage to get along. About every two-three months, we have a massive fight, where she promises to kick me out within the month, but manage to make up within a week.

I quite like my father, though he refuses to let me live with him.

>>5193874

That hurts my rock spirit.

>>5194140
>I live with my mother. We hate each other, though we manage to get along. About every two-three months, we have a massive fight, where she promises to kick me out within the month, but manage to make up within a week.
How often do you fuck?

>>5194144

based on the fight/make up ratio, i'd say once a week

>>5194144

Never, as she is old, 3D, and mean.

>>5194128

You've convinced us to give it more thought, thanks.

My imouto is a few years younger than me and she calls me Onii-chan, subscribes to zettai ryouiki, and watches anime with me.

My parents love me and support my activities.

Disbelievers gonna disbelieve, but it's all true.

>>5194219

Decent, I guess. I don't really understand why they don't hate me for being such a fucking loser though.

>>5194215
Show her this thread

>>5194252

She read it already. [/spoiler]We often just browse 4chan and such together. :3[/spoiler]

Parents kicked me out of the house at 18.
Relatives cut off contact with me at 21.
The only people I really have contact with is my co-workers and boss(es). They are very supportive and care about me.
I also talk to one girl regularly, but she lives over 1500+ miles away (she was a friend of mine back in college).

>>5194252

She read it already. We often just browse 4chan and such together. :3

>>5194269

What do you do for work?

>>5194270
You can stop lying now.

>>5194266
I'm really envious. My sister is super successful and I'm a worthless loser. She's still nice to me, but probably just because we're family. I wish we had more in common ;_;

>>5194269
>To all NEETs,
>co-workers
>college
Get out.

>>5194278
>woman
>super successful

>>5194278

I'm sure she still loves you regardless, family or not.

Some people just end up successful, while others (us) end up on the bottom rung of society in every single regard. We're worse than homeless people because at least their exists a social network of services to help them out. In societies eyes, NEETs are nothing but pathetic nerds who need to grow balls.

>>5194300

Where the hell do you live? Iran?

>>5194321
I don't particularly mind being a loser, but we're worlds apart and I wish we could do more things together. She doesn't really enjoy anime and because of my retarded social skills I have trouble asking her about video games and such. In fact I usually end up saying something offensive without realizing it. orz

>>5194356
No but if by super succesful you mean fucking a different guy every week then sure...

>>5194369
>I usually end up saying something offensive without realizing it.
Story of my life.

Shitty. I have bad parents because they hate me because i was a mistake and I have a stupid heroin addicted brother i'm going to kill soon for ruining my life since before i was born.

>>5194378
You shouldn't talk badly about people you don't know

My family is fine, I guess. I'm from an aristocratic family dating back to XIV century but we lost most of the wealth through centuries. We are still pretty rich, but nothing like maids and stuff. My father isn't home over half of the time and we barely even talk when he's here. My mother is religious, but other than that she's okay. My brother is lazy as fuck, even more than me. Overall I like my family. Could have bee much worse.

>>5194494

*been.

>>5194397

Have fun.

>>5194356

>Where the hell do you live? Iraq?

fixd

They love me, I guess.
I on the other hand am a distant fuck that don't know anything of what's going on in the family.

I just want to take it easy...

actually, it's not that good. But we try, and if it doesn't works, we go watch some anime together

I live on the west cost in the US, parents live in France, the rest of the extended family - in Russia. No brothers or sisters to speak of, though I try to stay in touch with my cousins.

Kinda hard to communicate when there are 9 time zones separating you. Does keep us from getting on each others' nerves, though, and keeps the reunions warm, happy, and vacation-length.

>>5194873
lol commies

Mother: Good, she can be a little stupid at times but is a good woman at heart, and it is not like I am not a massive jerk sometimes with her so it balances.
Father: Guy barely talks, ok I guess, it used to be worse.
Bro: He is a open-minded gentleman, now that I think about it I would have go insane in this house if he didnt exist. He knows that I am a sickfuck and he is ok with it, and we share some ideologies. Can be a total jerk or have some normalfags tendencies sometimes, but he is a pretty cool guy most of the time.
Sister: Lesbian, pretty cute, lives in another country. She is pretty nice, and also suffers from some emotional issues. Also, good cash provider.
Friends: Mostly absent with one or two exceptions, you know the drill, they go on with their lives and you...dont, and some arent proper friends on the first place, so yeah.

My parents have a neutral stance on my neetness, they think that sooner or latter I will get better, they are mostly right, I have improved a lot since last year, trying to get a job at the moment but it is so hard to take the step...

Were on good terms. I plan on taking community college classes over the summer, but they wouldn't let me just leech off of them. This is temporary.

Grandmother - Likes me for some reason
Mother - Flawed, but understanding

They think I will be successful but the joke is on them!

My mom is deaaaadddddd
my dad is in another city working.
my younger sister got adopted into another family.

>>5195027
How do you deal with the soul crushing guilt?

mom, single mom rather incompetent, tells me to go out and work when ive never seen her work in her entire life

grandma, nosiest bitch ever, fuck man, hope she dies already

brother, pretty much has put us in so many financial holes with his stupidity, kid has 3 felony charges and hes only 18, cmon son....

as for me, been a NEET for a year but mom and grandma keep bitching at me to get a job or do something when i just got started being one

Mother: good terms, though she won't let me live at her house anymore due to some attitude problems I had four years back
Father: polite but uneventful relationship, not fantastic but a step up from a falling out we had almost ten years back
Older brother: buddy-buddy with some friendly elbowing, though he'll get occasionally grumpy
First younger brother: we don't have a lot in common, but when he comes back every three months or so we still get along
Second younger brother: we synch dead-on when it comes to games and tech, but he's got this teenage (hopefully) arrogance that occasionally sours things

What's a NEET? Sounds like neat! Can I be one /jp/?

Reposting this from the other thread:

There's not a single living soul on this planet who I hate more than my mother. She's an illiterate, self-centered whore that only cares about money. Her day consist of exploiting welfare systems, sleeping around with various men, and talking on the phone with her friends. If only this was just an exaggeration. Mind you, I haven't really been a great son, but with a parent like mine, who could?

I envy those out there that have good mothers. As such, I've gained a (good) mothers fetish. VNs need more mother routes. Sisters are lame tier. Just out of curiosity, can someone with a good mother tell me more about your relationship with your mother? I hate my mother so much I can barely assemble words when I'm talking to her. It's gotten to the point where I've told her to leave the food at the door. Because of the way she raised me I refer to her by her first name. I wonder what it would be like to say the word "mom."

>>5193872
This is actually sounds pretty cute. If I were you I would buy more figure just for her.

Anyways I come from a 1st gen family that traveled from East Asia to Canada so I have absolutely no contact other than my Parents and brother. My family is not great but could be worse.

Mom: She can sometimes be unreasonable when she asks me to clean my room when my room is "my kinda of clean" but I guess that is normal for most of us. She supports me even though I'm a ungrateful child. I love her very much but I can never tell her that.
Dad: Lots of problems with him. He is taking meds for Schizophrenia. He killed my brother and almost me. This was very hard for my family especially when my mom was pregnant as well with another child.
Younger Brother: Died young but I knew I had fun playing with him. I think I could've saved him but I was too weak. I still partially blame myself for his death.
Youngest Brother: Added more fuel to the fire of what was a flaming pile of trouble. He is still spoiled to this day. I had to raise him like a son since my dad went away to a mental hospital. I love him very much but he's been quite distant from me, I guess that's a sign that he is growing to be a teenager.

I also have lots of problems myself.

>>5193881
>my sister is in a mental hospital
Why?

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 33
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: KittyX@live.com ! 40

This is my little sister and she loves me. I don't know about the others.

>>5195437
I would, but having no money is a pain.

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 70
if youre from US, add my msn: KittyX@live.com!! And ask for cam! 90

I go to the university in a foreign country and haven't spoken to any family member in about 2 years now.
I've never been so happy in my life.

Good.

>>5195470
>>5195469
Hey that's my MSN!!

>>5195496
Are you also bored and lonely?

Dad - We speak through the phone once in awhile. It's complicated.
Mom - Really good. We speak through the phone several times every week and I visit her 1-2 times every month.
Younger sister - Same as with mom.
Older sister - We speak a lot at msn and she comes by with pizza sometimes. We're really close.
Older brother - Even though I live the closest to him we NEVER meet or talk. Only when we have to. For some reason it always gets really awkward.

All in all, good relationship. I also have really good realtionship with one of my aunts and my cousins in that family.

>>5193794
This. But my mom is still alive.

>>5195437
Hi Dan.

>>5195503
And a femanon and a cumdumpster.

>>5195496
ZUN!bar, I'm disappoint.

>>5195535
Only good relationship with female family members

You now realize it's mostly your parents fault that you're the way you are.

>>5194997
We pretty much have the same mother. Though it's because she's a religious fanatic.
Dad is cool most of the time, but his stress at work becomes a problem with anyone he meets on a bad day.
No siblings to speak of. I have some relatives here and there, but I can't understand them and they're kinda annoying anyway.
I have a handful of friends. School is a boring/annoying place to be but friends make up for it.
I once had and girlfriend, but now I call my "y" (as in " why was I ever with her in the first place")
Overall, if I continue to have good grades, I won't have to worry about being a NEET. I still want a job where I don't have to socialize much though.
I feel sorry for the crappy lives some of you Anons have...
/blog

>>5195585
Not really, no.

>>5195585
Not really.
I'm the one who came across MMOS

>>5195557
My name is no Dan.

>>5195594
You can have friends when you're in school?!

This thread is proof that /jp/ (and perhaps 4chan in general) is a gathering of people with messed up genes. The problem I've noticed in this thread is that we (and our families) are too judgmental, apathetic, self-centered, and asocial to function in society. And by that I mean, society isn't the problem, it's just us.

Here's a question, how much mental/physical disorders do you have in your bloodline? I personally have a cocktail of assorted mental disorders and disabilities in my lineage: acne, arthritis, schizophrenia, SAD (Social anxiety disorder), depression, and myopia. (May I include poverty, ugliness, and ADD.)

I have a good relationship with all my family. We argue sometimes, but it's always a temporary thing. We have a mutual understanding of what happens and what doesn't. That system is working, and I hope it doesn't change.

>>5195667

I'm the only one in my family with social anxiety disorder and avoidant personality disorder.

>>5195667
Given that myopia has a 95% chance of onset among certain cultures, I wouldn't consider it a disorder.
At most, a reaction to living conditions.

>>5195594
You're not one of us. Get out.

>>5195667
I have autism.

>>5195667
Only family history is my paternal grandmother having some sort of kidney disease.
Otherwise, nothing else, and I've not been diagnosed with anything myself.

>>5195594
Holy shit you're a huge faggot.

>>5195667
None at all. But I ended up being diagnosed with ASSBURGERS at 3. Lucky me. My cousin also has a form of autism. I am waiting for the day his materialistic whore of a mother (my aunt in law) ditches him because he's not perfect. But I know it won't happen, because his father is fucking loaded.

Dad is always pissed off and bitching at me, threatens to kick me out, ect.

Mom doesn't give a fuck unless pushed by my dad to bitch on rare occasions. Brothers ignore each other. If I had a sister we'd love each other tenderly every night.

>>5195667
Who has the problem is not objective. Society has no real point, just as much as life itself has no real point, so there is no great need to actually fit into society, so there is no particular problem with people who do or do not fit in. People would come forth with arguments like how it's natural for humans to be massively social so being outside of that is sick and wrong, but even if it is a deviation from the idea of human, there is no objective way to say whether it is a bad deviation or not. This kind of argument assumes that all differences are wrong, so inherently argues for a society where all people are the same.

>>5195667

Fascinating.

I went to a shrink initially for crippling social fear. Instead, the Man says I have schizophrenia, but that's complete bullshit. It just happens to be safer in my house and on the internet, how the fuck does that correlate to schizo?

I run with it anyway though for disability payments, faking mental illnesses and getting paid for it is pretty fucking sweet. I recommend it, /jp/.

>>5195702
Agreed. The girlfriend part didn't bother me but the "I call my "y" (as in " why was I ever with her in the first place")" pissed me off.

What a faggot. If he posted that with this image I would have thought it was /b/ pasta.

>>5195714
>faking mental illnesses and getting paid for it is pretty fucking sweet
I would do this, except I've got this goddamn straight as an arrow moral code almost hard coded into my brain.
Shit sucks, man.

>>5195714
Being schizo means they don't accept you in the army.
I would never lose a possibility in exchange for security.

>I run with it anyway though for disability payments, faking mental illnesses and getting paid for it is pretty fucking sweet. I recommend it, /jp/.
Oh god, what i have to say/do ?

>>5195728
Fake having aspergers. Hell, you probably won't even have to fake it if you're an average /jp/er.

Like annoying/dumb twin sister.

Love Dad

Love Mom but she's annoying as fuck at times.
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Other siblings ( All 13-20+ years older than me):

Hate 2 brothers on mom's side. Grew up adoring the one closer to my age all my life. Then gradually I realized he was a dumb piece of shit and this coupled with his lifestyle changes led me to no longer desire to be around him. And his behavior towards me is what led me to hate him.

Hate 2 sisters on mom's side for years, recently they're ok most of the time. So I am neutral on them again.

Love brother on dad's side, but don't know him well or speak often. Always great times together when I do see him.

Hardly even know sister on Dad's side.

>>5195570
Yeah. It's my dad's fault that we barely speak anymore and my brother and I are just very awkward. It's hard to speak with him since I'm not into sports and that's all he cares about when he's not working.

>>5195708
>Society has no real point
The organization and specialization of individuals into careers that suit them so they can better help their fellow man. If a person can't fit into a society, it's not because the person has a problem, rather that said society does not posses or is not conducive in accepting people into a role which that person excels in. Everyone has their own temperament and talents which will allow them to be highly proficient in a certain field - problems stem from unawareness or denial of those talents, either on the part of society or the individual. A utopian society would seek out those that were not tracked towards a career and invest as much time and energy as possible helping that person find the position that best fit them, so that person could in turn help others with their skills.

>>5195744
>Like annoying/dumb twin sister.
Did you have sex with her yet?

>>5195708
>there is no objective way to say whether it is a bad deviation or not.
There does exist such a thing: it's called Natural selection. Well I guess in this case Social Darwinism. Let's just put it this way, had it not been for the generosity of our parents, most of us would have died of hunger. Since we bite the hands that feed us (society) it in return hates us.

>>5195753
>Implying society feeds me.

>>5195753
>Let's just put it this way, had it not been for the generosity of our parents, most of us would have died of hunger.
That's not generosity, that's simple duty. You have kids, you're responsible for making sure they're happy.

>>5195752
No because she's short and fat and not super attractive.


Now my sister I hate? One was a model for a sports team for a short time, the other has a very very small belly but along with that, a rocking ass and F-cup boobs. And they're both about old enough to be my mom.

>>5195753
No, this again only shows the problem one has compared the other in terms of reproduction. This assumes reproduction is a good thing, assuming life has a purpose again, assuming all life must procreate, and life that life has procreated must procreate, but there's still no actual calling there. This assumes life is a good thing.

>>5195747
Help their fellow man do what?

>>5195753
If you want to come to this shit, I'm consistently better than average at everything I do, I just don't like people.
If I were left alone, I'd do just fine.

>>5195773
>a rocking ass and F-cup boobs.
A /jp/er praising tits and ass? You've fallen /jp/.

>>5195781
>I'm consistently better than average at everything I do
Everyone thinks that.

>>5195792
No they don't. I think I'm worse than everyone else at everything I do.

>>5195792
Yeah, it's not impossible to be correct either.

>>5195777
>Help their fellow man do what?
Farmers and cooks help their fellow man have food, soldiers help their fellow man have peace, scientists and historians help their fellow man have knowledge, artists help their fellow man have beauty, et'cetra.

>>5195782
>A /jp/er praising tits and ass? You've fallen /jp/.
I browse /d/
I'm into everything, and milfs with big tits are one of my favorites.

Saying that I just bought this dakimakura.

My mother spoils me to no end, so I guess that's good.
My sister is overly doting sometimes, but our relationship is extremely good if you don't count the whole not going out to see her thing.
Haven't seen my father since I was 13.

>>5195804
But then, they're not helping their fellow man starve, or have war, or be ignorant, or be ugly. Who is to say that any of these things are worse than any of those things?

>>5195792
I proved it on exams, sports, analysis, work.
I'm good at everything I do.
Academically, at least, I stand in the top 3% of the population.
Thing is, I enjoy nothing.
None of it brings me as much pleasure as reading incest stories on /jp/.

Nobody is helping anyone in society.
Farmers produce food because it gives them stuff that makes their life better. Every social behavior is essentially selfish.

>>5195819

Become a rocker.

Have a passionate heart.

>>5195824
Won't you rather be my sister and have a daily life filled with repressed sexual tension?

There is no such thing as society.

>>5195817
Food gives us life, peace gives us life, knowledge gives us progress, art gives us hope.
Starvation leads to death, war leads to death, ignorance leads to stagnation, lack of art leads to despair.

I get along well with my mother. She wants me to go to college, and I somewhat obliging. Went for a few months to a university, but couldn't handle it and dropped out. Will be starting at a technical school before too long. I met my father once when I was a kid. He left my mother before I was born and makes no attempt at contact. I have no desire to know him. My maternal grandparents live with us, though my grandmother died several years ago. My grandfather is bothersome, has no manners, and causes a lot of stress for my mother, which I partially hate him for. He has good intentions, though. My paternal grandparents try to keep in contact with me, but they are odd people, in a bad way.

>>5195836
Peace is a lie; there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

How do we prevent such things from repeating? Not that I'd want to have kids or anything. Here's a few questions for the (obvious) psychology majors in this thread"
-Why are all the people that go to say, cons: ugly, asocial, and autistic towards their hobbies?
-Why do we otakus avoid non-animated, and non-Japanese series, shows, and movies? (Are we afraid of 3D?)
-Why do females hate the type of video games us males tend to enjoy?
-Despite 4chan's popularity its active posters is around 30,000 (about the size of a small city). What is it that made us in particular gather on this website--at this specific time in history?

>>5195836
Why is life better than death? Why is hope better than despair? Why is progress better than stagnation? In the end, all you can do is say things lead to other things, you never reach a point where you can objectively say what is "good" and what is "bad".

>>5195871
Death is the absence of life.

We enjoy life, therefore we do not desire death.

>>5195911
>We enjoy life
Here we go.

>>5195920

>>5195911
>We enjoy life
Yeah because everyone enjoys life, right? Hurp durp.

>>5195911
Haha! Almost got me there, anon!

>>5195936
Well everyone reading my post enjoys life enough to not be dead.

Everyone else obviously can't read my post.

>>5195948
brb, killing myself to prove you are wrong.

>>5195936
He is some what correct. Anybody that claims they hate life and haven't committed suicide is lying to themselves.

>>5195948
Just because you don't like eating broccoli and eat it anyway it doesn't mean you're going to eat poop too.

>>5195956
It's not all that black and white.

>>5195960
Flawed analogy is flawed.

>>5195956
You can hate life and be afraid of death.

>>5195854
Society.

This shit reminds me of Fight Club.

Life is like Broccoli!

>>5196007
How so? Suicide is easy nowadays thanks to something called overdose.

>>5196117
Yeah, absolutely nothing can go wrong with overdosing.

Here's a fake suicide plan I wrote up just for you /jp/. You're parents will think you're dead and you can stop feeling guilty for wasting their lives.

-Print and tape a note to your door saying "POISON GAS (PURE NITROGEN) DO NOT ENTER - YOU _WILL_ DIE JUST LIKE I DID IF YOU DO. THIS IS NOT A JOKE."

-Tape another note to the inside of the door saying " If you manage to find my corpse I'll give you a cookie from hell" to confuse whoever comes to investigate, since they will find no corpse in the room after an initial sweep.

-Lock the door from outside and put some towels down at the bottom of the door so it looks like you're trapping the gas in.

-Run away and never come back.

You can also watch their reaction from afar if you feel like it and are good at hiding.

>>5196127
I think the point of overdosing is wanting something to go wrong.

>>5196148

Or, you know, getting your stomach pumped and then having your life ruined and people actively PREVENTING any future suicide attempts.

>>5196117
Being afraid of death isn't necessarily the same thing as being afraid of killing yourself.

>>5196153
>Implying you can't still kill yourself at a future date eventually.
>Implying a /jp/ neet is checked on hourly to get stomach pumped.

Mom - avoid contact, live with, bills split 3 way
Grandmother - avoid contact, live with, bills split 3 way
Dad - Never knew
Stepdad - disowned, ~1500 miles away
Sisters (3) - disowned, ~1500 miles away
Brother - Occasional online contact, ~400 miles away

I will not go into detail as to why that side of the family is disowned. Everyone I live with has disowned them.

>>5196210
corean

>>5196210
Go into detail.

>>5196210
sage for childish shit.

Mother - great, we love each other very much. She isn't too smart, but her unwavering love makes that void.
Father - medium. We don't talk a whole lot, but I like him well enough. He's very intelligent and a neurotic hard worker. However, he is still "open minded" (or rather, apathetic) towards my NEET ways.
Older sisters - Twins. Both are fairly cool people. One has a newborn and lives at home with us; the other has a kid, is married, and lives 10 minutes away (she visits very often). The one at home is an ex-drug addict, and the one away is a schizo. Love them both.

It hasn't really changed much since I became a NEET. Except that I suspect my father has a pretty low impression of me, because I'm studying hard and trying to get back on track, but whenever he talks about it, it sounds like he's assuming I'm barely trying at all.

>>5197584
>>5196307
samefag

>>5197803
If you're studying you're not a NEET. I take it you're bad at acronyms.

I have a love/hate relationship with my mother. We argue about the most asinine matters (her "normal" voice sounds like someone skinning a cat for insatnce.), but can't argue the fact that she loves me unconditionally and willing to give her life for me regardless. Basically, mutual tsundere for each other.

Dad used to be into vidya and Super Robots until he had to go overseas for work. Now he is a shell of his former self, becoming a beer-belly football watching normalfag in the process. Was cool with him, until a recent falling out over finances.

Little sister is relatively apathetic/annoyed at me because I troll her most of the time, out of good fun. She actually likes me. Another tsundere relationship.

Other relatives think I'm the shit for some reason...

>>5197856
Your "tsundere relationships" are nothing but your own delusional point of view.

I'm not a NEET, but I'm bored so I'll give my input anyway

Mother: Great. Routinely speak with her and exchange emails every now and again
Father: Good. Speak with him every now and again, we get along well, we just don't have a lot in common
Younger Sister #1: Horrible. She divorced herself from the rest of my family when she decided to go marry some shithead from New York and have kids with him. We used to have a much better relationship, but her husband basically poisoned the atmosphere and led to her hating the rest of us
Younger Sister #2: Good. We're both learning Japanese and we hang out every now and again. She doesn't really talk to me much, though
Older Brother: Great. Me, him, and YS#2 hang out almost every weekend and watch anime and/or movies. Aside from vidya, we don't really have any similar interests, but all in all he's mah bro

People here have pretty big families. That's why you can lead NEET lives... money.

Mother: Pretty all right buts she a really big neat freak, never stops cleaning.

Father: He's all right but obsessive over golf and his god damn bowling trophy

Sister: Fucking cunt, never stays out of my god damn Laboratory

>>5197932
I think I see what you're doing there.

Dad: Control freak and all-around asshole, nothing is ever good enough, can't stand him.
Mom: Can be condescending, talks to me like I'm dumb. But not a bad person overall.
Brother: He was very verbally and emotionally abusive growing up, so even though he's fairly normal/amiable now I still really dislike him and don't care to be around him.
Niece: Kinda scared of me/doesn't like me because I barely ever see her. Still pretty great though.
Nephew: About a year old now. Pretty much smiles constantly, even at me. A true bro.

>>5197932

Not a NEET, but:

Mother: Pretty good terms. Our conversations don't go anywhere, though.
Father: Rarely talk to him, but we're on good terms.
Little sister: Same as father.

They all don't know about the anime/visual novels. They all come to me for computer problems, usually nothing 5 minutes on google and pressing 2 buttons won't fix. My father uses a mac, and my sister decided to copy him and bought a macbook. They often boast about how they never get viruses etc.

My family is very poor. I grew up with just my younger sister & mom in the house. My dad comes around sometimes, and we can do the usual bullshit talk, but I don't really like him. I don't see the rest of my family much, since I don't really go out much. Me and my grandma have a really good relationship. As for the people I live with (imouto & mom), we're in good standing with each other. My mom doesn't seem to mind NEET & ex-hikki/still kinda hikki lifestyle.

It actually makes me feel kinda guilty. My family struggles a lot and is really poor, but they're still great people. Here I am taking advantage anyways and chilling with lolis & ps2 games all day.

Oh well.

This is only slightly related, but I didn't want to start a new thread for it and only /jp/ will understand.

At the end of my last Japanese class (I leave the house once a week for it) we were all packing up and I started talking to my NEET friend about Higurashi.
One of the girls who does the class said "Oh you like Higurashi? It's one of my favourite animes! Let's talk about it next week!", or something like that.

I'm torn /jp/. Do I suppress my powerlevels, get to know this girl and try to break out of my NEET life?
Or do I follow my instinct and say "NO YOU LOW TIER BITCH HIGURASHI IS A VISUAL NOVEL. I WOULD NEVER WATCH THE INFERIOR ANIME ADAPTATION, YOU SHOULD DIE"

>>5198020
You. do not know what NEET means.

>>5198028

Not in Education, Employment or Training. Which I'm not.

It's pretty commonly used on /jp/ to mean one with high powerlevels, though.

>>5198020
Say that you've read the source material and that you never watched the anime and ask her about it.

If she questions you about the source material and you have to say it was a visual novel, and she says something about "dating sims" or "hentai games" just point out that Higurashi isn't anything like that.

>>5198038
Well that's why people here seem so fucking retarded whenever they say it, then. Stop.

My younger brother is dead which led to my parents being a bunch of spazzed out assholes all through my childhood. I was actually forced-hikikomori status for a long time, as my parents literally refused to let me out of the house.

I'm on okay terms with them now, but they are still incredibly obsessive-compulsive people who are impossible to live with at times. Also, they are total dicks to pretty much everyone they meet so our whole neighborhood pretty much hates us.

My dad thinks trolling the shit out of people is how you make friends with them. He once talked to our one neighbor's 12 year old daughter at length about how her dog had just died and how he had expected the thing to get run over by a car. They don't talk to us anymore... (no shit, but apparently this is surprising to him?)

My mom also enjoys letting people know just how wrong they are and how incredibly right she is. They don't like her either.

As far as the rest of my family goes, my grandma was the only level-headed individual out of the bunch, and of course she got cancer and died. That sent my whole family into an even worse state of being dysfunctional, so now family gatherings are a bunch of people just going full-retard on each other.

>It's pretty commonly used on /jp/ to mean one with high powerlevels, though.
HIBT

>>5198043

Alright, I'll try and suppress my hatred for the inferior anime watching lower class.

If she says "Nipaa" even once, I'm hitting that bitch though.

>>5198020
Just talk to her normally about it.
Actually, scratch that. You'd never get anywhere doing that anyways, if you had to make that post.

You should probably just keep feeling sorry for yourself and thinking girls have cooties.

>>5198020
I don't know if it's because my powerlevel isn't high enough or something, but I don't think it's really worth blowing off someone interested in animu just because my tastes > your tastes. Plus, I think that's a pretty decent start of a conversation right there.

>>5198020
Lucky guy. All I get is one Naruto fangirl to talk to, and I've never even watched/read Naruto.

>>5198038
>It's pretty commonly used on /jp/ to mean one with high powerlevels, though.
No it's not.

>>5198020
She's probably an impure slut, in the rare case that she's not go for it.

I get along with everyone in my family. I live with my dad and my NEET partner in crime little brother, he's my only friend.

Shit. It was ok-ish until my brother killed himself. Since then we spend most of the time blaming each other for not noticing anything. My father even said that I should've killed myself instead. So yeah, shit sucks.

Father: I see him about once a year. We used to fight a lot when we lived together and there was a time I hated him, but now we try to get along since we never really talk.
Mother: She's nice, but reminds me daily that she wants me to get out of the house and do something with my life.
Younger brother: We would go places and do things together all the time until he changed and started hanging out with other wannabe tough guys. He's a slob that doesn't respect anyone including himself. We don't talk.
Youngest brother: Neutral with him, although I think he hates me. He likes hanging out with my other brother and his friends so it's only a matter of time until he's lost.

Post more cute girl pictures like in OP, please.

>>5195585

Explains why some of our siblings are very succesful. Oh wait.

>>5195585
My dad died when I was a teenager, and that's why I'm into all this little girl/moe stuff...because I had no "Son, I am dissapoint" shame.

Pretty weird to think about, but it's probably true.