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What if ZUN wrote Tsukihime?

>> No.5195148

arcueid would actually be attractive

>> No.5195151
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>> No.5195147

it would be worth being interested in

>> No.5195152

The dialog would be shit.

>> No.5195154

Shiki would be a Shinto shrine maiden.

>> No.5195156
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>>5195147
HAHAHAHAHAH YOUR UZAN TEH SARGASMS LAWL DAZUKAYON

CTRL V THREAD

>> No.5195160

Everyone would be a girl.

>> No.5195163

>>5195152
...You realize you're reading a translation from Japanese, right?

>> No.5195175

The sex scenes would be Shiki fucking a chick with a face looks like Shiki.

>> No.5195176

>>5195156
That makes no fucking sense.

>> No.5195183

>>5195163
The original dialog can't be much better.

>> No.5195200

Every character would be female.

There would be no porn.

Every character would have her own unique outfit. No school uniforms.

All characters would have vaguely defined, seemingly absurd powers.

All battles between Shiki and the bad guys will be done via danmaku. If you lose, there will be tea in the bad end.

Nobody dies.

All of these are good things.

>> No.5195202

It will be a bullet hell game.

>> No.5195204

>>5195200
>No school uniforms.
reisen

>> No.5195209

>>5195200
>Every character would be female.
What about Kourin?

>> No.5195207

>>5195176
Maybe you should jerk your neck around until you hear a snap I heard it helps with understanding things.

>> No.5195208

>>5195200
Isn't that just Touhou?

>> No.5195229

>>5195204
>>5195209

We said "if ZUN wrote Tsukihime", not "If Tsukihime was Touhou".

>> No.5195241
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>> No.5195254

Better question: What if Nasu wrote Touhou?

>> No.5195274

>>5195254
Marisa would be the main and her harem would folow her every where.

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>>5195254
Then he would have written Touhou. You see the AIDS in your post yes?

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>>5195241

>> No.5195263

>>5195146

Not...much changes, although everyone is now in frills, and EVEEEN stronger. Like, MEoDP can...fuck, I don't know, kill the concept of...god, or shit.

>> No.5195279

>>5195254

Notsureifwant.jpg

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>>5195270

>> No.5195282

>>5195268
Sexy Zun= best Zun

>> No.5195283

>>5195263
MEoDP would be instant LoS.

>> No.5195325

>>5195283

But you could still doge it.....somehow.

>> No.5195424

>>5195325
Akiha's power was LoS, and Shiki still managed to dodge it.

>> No.5195507

I hope these threads don't become a trend.

>> No.5195514

>>5195507
What if Zun wrote this thread?

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