/jp/ - Otaku Culture

To cause you to rage

Is there nothing in this world untainted by the cancer of Sonic?

Easy, Touhou is a memetic virus.
It affects everyone, regardless of intelligence.

why would you post about it here?

I prefer to maintain my ignorance towards these sorts of things.

Why would you look through fanfiction? TOUHOU fanfiction at that. No one is retarded enough to not expect this shit.

http://www.fanfiction.net/crossovers/Touhou_Project/3405/

>Godzilla crossover

What.

>>5194130
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5663784/1/bTouhou_b_vs_Dora_the_Explorer
>Dora the Explorer
what

>>5194145
Marisa no swiping!

>This is a story of Sonic entering Gensokyo and having a need for love.

>>5194124
There's some decent fanfiction. The problem is you have to delve through page after page of shitty stories to find the occassional gem.

>>5194158
If you want Touhou fanfiction, there are places with better ratios of good:bad to look through than fanfiction.net...

>>5194091
I was going to make fun of the author, but after viewing the profile they have to be a 13 year old girl.

All of us have to start somewhere, perhaps you should drop a PM and give solid encouragement and tips on improving their writing style.

How about some Fate Stay Night and Harry Potter action?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5871255/1/Fictional

The mysterious man's fingers snapped with a noise heard across the barren wastes. As if in response, a group of people began filing out of the old shack. A middle aged man dressed like a priest and one, two, three, four, five girls? Edward was about to get jealous. The priest stood directly behind the young man, with the girls forming a semicircle around them. Then, out of nowhere, a record player appeared in the place of the shotgun. After a few initial scratches, some smooth soulful funk started coming out. The young man sat for a good two minutes or more, tapping his fingers to the music, when the priest behind him suddenly opened his mouth:

"Who's the white magic dick that's a mana machine to all the chicks?" he appeared to ask no one in particular.

"SHIROU!" the girls called back.

"Ya' daaaaaaaamn right. Who is the man who would risk his neck for his psycho bitch?"

"SHIROU!"

"Can you jam it? Who's the cat who has no clue about a pOnOs and vagOOO?"

"SHIROU!"

"Right on! They say this cat Shirou is a bad mother-"

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

"I'm talkin' about Shirou!"

"THEN WE CAN JAM IT!"

>>5194214
"He's a genius of a man, but no one understands him but his women."

"EMIYA SHIROU!:

"Shirou, can I come out side to play?"

"No, the other girls don't want you playing on this route."

"Awww...."

Edward was oblivious to the fact that the song had ended some time ago. He was livid. Some upstart had beaten him, Edward Cullen, in showmanship, in fabulousness, in ballsiness, and in harem size! How could this be?

"You, you bastard! What right do you have a harem that large? You've got five hot women, a sexy middle-aged man-"

"Whoa, just hold on there-"

"-and a cute little girl in the kitchen! Where do you get off being better than me? I'm the best! THE BEST! And yet here you are, night after night, engaging in wild acts of depravity, letting yourselves drift into the never-ending passion of unquenchable lust! I can see you now, all huddled in a dark room, touching, teasing, playing, kissing, loving, THROWING YOURSELVES INTO A MAD ORGY OF UNBELIEVABLE ECSTASY!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...you lost me."

>>5194199
My brain, it melts...

>>5194182
I love your sense of humour.

>Naruto/House crossover fanfic
wait what

>>5194227
wat

new reaction image just for this

>>5194227
Wait what?

>>5194255
>Emiya Shirou
>Yaoi

BRB

About some Emiya Shirou/YuGiOh hot yaoi action with card battles and servants?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5970672/1/Daybreak

>>5194248
Is that a pic of yourself ??

It's a pity no one ever posts good fanfiction in these threads, just hilariously bad ones.
>fanfiction
>good

How bout something decent?

Not /jp/ related but hey it's pretty awesome.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality

>>5194248
Related?

>>5194130
I clicked on this one. Marisa attaches -ze to every single one of her sentences.

>>5194272
>Harry Potter
>decent

>>5194272
>fan fiction
>decent

>harry potter

>>5194279
Just give it a try.

>>5194288
You can't expect people to like a fanfic if they despise the franchise.
I'll read it though.

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I don't care if it's /a/. Here's some 4chan fanfic, moot X Mikado.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4654694/1/Unknown_Family

FSN/Inuyasha. OH WHAT A QUALITY PAIRING

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>>5194317
Ugh, yaoi.

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awesome...does it have furries and boy love? oh wait, it's sonic fanfiction, of course it does! duh

I'm going to write a Hellsing/Tsukihime crossover where Alucard beats up and rapes Akiha while Seras rapes Shiki.

>>5194248
360 kid grown up.jpg

Best touhou fanfic on fanfiction.net is the trollfic with Suwako farting.

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>>5194390
I'm going to write a Gundam x Idolmaster crossover where Char Aznable is the producer for 765 studio, managing Yayoi, the twins, and Iori.

>fanfiction.net
Get the fucking hell out of here. We're not /a/, dumbasses.

Brb, writing a Touhou x YYH crossover in which... wait that's not actually a bad idea... *ZUN!*

>implying ff.net is bad

>>5194416
And he rapes them all, right?

>>5194416
I approve of this.

>>5194436
But that's Commander Quattro.

ITT: Gaiafags and newfags

>>5194435
no. You expect that. I was going to make it a twist where they rape him.

>>5194440
Which one are you?

>>5194432
Get back to /a/ or Gaia. Choose which.

>>5194449
can't I have both open at the same time in different tabs?

>>5194445
But you can't rape the willing.

>>5194446
I'm from Narutofan.

>>5194428
Looks like your intuition and your wisdom need to grow. Then you'll know.

Guys when Char and rape are involved it's not called "rape" but "imposing consent into an unwilling subject".

This girl's name is Youmu. She's 14 years old and supposed to be the heroine of our story. But oddly enough... she's half-dead.

>>5194485
So when she pilots the Zeta Gundam, she'll only get half absorbed by it, right?

>>5194485
Touhou/Bleach crossover

Ichigo thinks she's some sort of hollow, and attempts to purify her. Youmu busts out her sword and fights him. Eventually he realizes his mistake and they stop. Sappy Youmu x Ichigo romance commences.

BRB WRITING IT

>>5194490
Imagine if she jumped into the Ideon.

>>5194518
But Ideon doesn't run on dead people.

I'm tempted to write an Earthbound/Touhou crossover just because nobody's done one yet.

Touhou, Doraemon and Super Mario crossover would be nice.
brb, writing it.

>>5194499
Another Touhou/Bleach:

Komachi appears on the scene, cue mindfuck battles involving distance manipulation (preferably trolling Gin). I don't know who to pair her with, lol.

>>5194545
Actually it has been done. There's an entire game and it's been translated. Youtube or google Touhou Mother.

Parsee was born to be placed in Zelda crossovers.

>>5194583
No please anything but that Parsee is already disliked enough.

>>5194591
Sorry bro. I'm afraid Parsee just can't wait to bomb some dodongos.

>>5194583
Nice hat

>>5194583
yuugi is zelda?

>>5194610
No. She can be Sheik. Yamame is Zelda.

>>5194610
Well she makes a good Princess Peach, so Zelda wouldn't be too much of a stretch.

>>5194583
Cirno = Navi

Satori is practically already Zelda

>>5194619
then who's Gannon?

>>5194640
Kanako

>>5194640
Rinnosuke, of course.

http://flockdraw.com/jp

I want to see a Touhou/Sakura Wars crossover for some reason.

Also Touhou/Harvest Moon...

>>5194182

First tip: NO SONIC CROSSOVERS

>>5194485
YES. Touhou/Yu Yu Hakusho crossover.

Hers is the drill that will break through the heavens.

Hers is the drill that will pierce through the heavens.

Looking at that crossover section, there's Touhou crossovers with:

Armored Core
Halo
Sandman
Half-Life
Detective Conan/Case Closed
Super Smash Brothers
Sweeney Todd
Team Fortress 2
Twilight

Although the only one I looked at was the last one (just Edward bashing, thankfully).