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It'd take half an hour to read through how "red" red text is.

Would still be shit.

The Adults would be side-characters that will only appear in the epilogue.

It would be less long winded.

>>5192297
It wouldn't follow the same formula as Higurashi.
Scenario would be better, but mystery would be worse.
There would be badly justified sex.
Episode 2 still wouldn't be out in Japanese, not to mention rest of it.

Half of each episode would revolve around Gohda and his amazing cooking techniques.

Tons and Tons of repetitions

Like, Beato would explain 5 time hempel raven, and every time it would be more and more confusing.

>>5192329

This

Also, Beato would be at low of mana repeatedly.

We'd get awkward H-scenes in the middle of the way.

Both Nasu and R07 are masters of making long paragraphs about nothing.
So nothing would change.

Gae Bolg-tan would be the cutest magical entity ever. Even though she'd be MADE IN ENGLAND. *cackle*

>>5192346

R07 is waaaay better than Nasu at writing, at least he can be subtle something, Nasu had to mash EVERYTHING on your face

SHIKI IS ANGRY
I'm shiki
SO THE OTHER SHIKI WANT TO KILL AKIHA

>>5192348
Oh man, you're right. Every weapon would have a human form.

Caliburn-tan would be my waifu.

>>5192346
making a lot of something out of nothing isn't as easy as it sounds.

Battler please give me your mana so I can defeat the evil witch

Beato would be a slut

Do we get ＴＹＰＥ−ＭＯＯＮ style artwork with hexagonal eyes as well?

>>5192375
But she already is......*cacklecackle*

>>5192368
Tell me about it.

Every girls would be Bi.

>>5192379
beato would look terrible in that art style but the anti-rosa clothes would look better

>>5192328
Actually all of Umineko would already have been released as one long VN.

>>5192359
Ryuukishi can be subtle, but he hasn't been with Umineko. Umineko is more repetitive than anything Nasu has written.

>>5192387
I thought rin was the only Bi type-moon girl.

>>5192368

It is not as easy as it might sound to someone who first hears it but does not put the sufficient amount of thought into it that writing a greater deal than is absolutely necessary about a subject that one may find lacking in the substance necessary to sustain such long-winded writing.
For example...

>>5192392


R07 doesn't slam in your face a lot of things, like magic works, etc.

>>5192394

Yeah, sure.

>>5192394
Rider is as well.

>>5192400
Actually he did.
Seriously most of episode 4 and 5 was about it.
The problem is that the fanbase is fucking retarded and can't pick up the most obvious shits.

Beato on the left.

>>5192400
How long does it take him to explain the family's financial situation, basic logic principles, etc?

>>5192399
don't take this the wrong way
but I can't understand what you just said
can you rephrase it please?

>>5192428

Instead of family politics there would be huge amounts of exposition regarding the nature of magic systems, kakera and the relation of various meta-worlds.

>>5192478

What the fuck there is to explain about kakera and meta-worlds?

Molluks... EVERYWHERE.

>>5192498
That's what you may think...

>>5192387

Many are, already. I mean, just look at Rin and Saber. LOOK AT THEM. And you know Black Saber and Sakura were munching on rugs.

Tragic heroines, powerlevels and shounenshi-style battles OH WAIT

What you say in red is always true?

You lost me...

What if battler was the protagonist of F/SN? I mean, magic there is much more... in your face than in umineko.

What if Ryogo Narita wrote it?

>>5192623
Magic actually exists in F/SN. That's like going to a steampunk universe and arguing that steam-powered technology is impossible.

What if the stories of each respective writer were written by someone competent?

>>5192641
Yeah, I guess he'd have to deal with it.

>>5192654
They'd suck.

>>5192623
He wouldn't be denying magic, because it undeniably exists in the Nasuverse. He'd just be a teenager from a prestigious family who has endless nines and a banging hot servant, and it would indeed be so cash.

>>5192681
I'm not sure if he'd pick up on it fast though, since it took him 2 whole games to realize how shit works.

>>5192692
Well, Shirou wasn't terribly quick on the uptake either, so I'm banking on some Nasu plot armor to carry him through the war.

>>5192623

He'd get his ass handed to him on a platter after a Magus gets tired of his shit.

"What Caliburn? I see no evidance that it actually existed. That crater? It's always been there...What are you doing,sit your ass back do-"

>>5192297

Kinzo would be Battler's future self after he defeated Beatrice and became disillusioned with magic.

Scenes of Lambda and Bern sharing mana

You want it