/jp/ - Otaku Culture

According to Nasu, King Arthur was a woman.

Let's take him seriously.

They did paint themselves blue, that's probably where it comes from.

Incidentally the only good part of the anime is when he goes riastrad on Saber's ass.

>>5188147

Well,his original King Arthur is a man,your point is moot.

>>5188158
The current Saber is a woman. Your counterpoint is moot.

>>5188163

But she still had penis...

And ancient babylonian kings wore golden full plate armors.
Lol, fiction.

>>5188177
Lol Medusa petrifying people with her look.

>>5188185

Hey, now. That's PART OF THE FUCKING MYTH.

>>5188177

Why not ? Babylonians are known to wear golden clothings.

Don't forget that Alexander the Great was 7 feet tall and built like a tank.

Plus Medea had elf ears.

And Hercules's skin was the color and texture of lead.

That's the only thing you noticed ?
Ahaha wow.

Baron de Rais, Sir Gilles, General of the Hundred Year War, part-time summoner of Cthulhu.

>>5188219
That's actually referenced in text. Alexander says he was indeed short and scrawny for his era.

They did have hardened leather armor...

>>5188233
This is probably the most retarded.
A shame, he could have made a great berserker.

>>5188147

I wouldn't be surprised if that was true.

>>5188219

He might HAVE been. The guy was a badass.

>>5188158
Why didn't it stay that way? The girl is really cute, I wouldn't mind playing as her.

>>5188303

Nasu decided SWORDS was more interesting and she was too much like Rin anyway.

>>5188308
She looks like the girl from drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

According to Nasu, the greatest king England fell in love with a young Japanese schoolboy she had only known for a week.

>>5188213
>Why not
I was just making fun of OP who's nitpicking. It's japanese fiction, there's probably more inaccuracies that you're aware of, but let's just take it for what it is, accuracy isn't exactly the focus. It just surfaces when people discuss things to death like it happens here.

>>5188313

Well, she had self esteem issues, and that week was kinda crazy. Fighting the King of Heros, and the like.

>>5188233
Technically, Gilles de Rais was the inspiration for BLUEBEARD, who was a maniac serial killer, with possibly otherworldly origins. Thus, they combined the two.

For most of the things he includes, there is a basis in myths and gives his original spin.
How stupid or not that spin is, different story.

>>5188213

Well, mainly because Full Plate was not invented for another 5,000 years or so.

>>5188339

Gilgamesh has everything that ever existed. Your argument is invalid.

>>5188338
Yeah, he was a serial killer.
This is like adding Jack the Ripper and making him cast magic missiles.

>>5188353

He was well known to be fascinated by the occult. Guiles, I mean.

>>5188353
I think they just made him a Berserker in Fate Strange Fake.

>>5188358
I know, he engaged some crook to perform satanic rituels.
Since magic rituals consisted in fucking young children in the ass, we can conclude he was just a pervert serial killer with a major screw loose.

Sasaki Kojiro existed.

>>5188377
And in Nasu world that kind of shit actually works. Hence Caster.

>>5188365
yes, and the Berserker enhancing madness counters his madness and makes him perfectly reasonable and sane.
Strange Fake is what generally I expect from deviant-art level ORIGINAL CHARACTERS DO NOT STEAL

>>5188377
Well, what if in a world where MAGIC exists, dabbling in the occult had a fucking point instead of a point in fucking?
Enter 'What if Caster'.
I have seen more far-fetched things.

>>5188380
Whether he did or not, Fake Assassin ain't him.

>>5188380
Miyamoto Musashi agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>5188390
Isn't he the ONLY one who does not mention him?

>>5188393
Would you mention the time you were so drunk off your ass you thought sheathes were important to sword fighting and you forgot your sword so you beat a guy up with an oar?

>>5188393
>>>>>the joke
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>>>>>your head

>>5188398
Yes, adding my little spin.
'Guy that was hyped to equal me was such a fake showoff, I kicked his ass with an oar'.

>>5188421
That girl's comics are awesome.

>>5188146
I want to give Bazette a foot rub.

>>5188426
This one is my favorite.

>>5188421
That extra 'a' on 'what' is what makes the comic for some reason.

>>5188436
I like this one.

>>5188505
thundercats owned

>>5188533
yeah

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_de_Rais
Go to "Occult involvement and murders"

>>5188546
Why did you do this
Fuck you

>>5188553
Wikipedia knowledge feed/

>>5188426
Isn't she too old to be called a girl?

>>5188567
What do you mean? She is clearly a pure 16 year old girl. With a History degree, no less.

>Prelati unfortunately told de Rais that Barron wants a sacrifice of a childs heart, eyes and sex organs. Soon after, Gilles de Rais fulfilled Prelatis gruesome demand.

>>5188576
I thought she was a woman in her thirties?

>>5188616
she is

>>5188629
So /jp/ lied to me.

Fuck.

>>5188567
I use girl lady broad and woman kind of interchangeably.

>>5188465
I can't read the name of the stupid website.

Isn't a "lancer" a mounted warrior to begin with?

>>5191530
Not in ireland, the horses were too small

Since the Normans used large amounts of cavalry the Scots and Irish used a lot of spears

Medusa wore BDSM gear.

>>5191551
But those are "spearmen", not lancers.

I guess lancer is a cooler name than spearman for the class though.

>>5191559
How about "Spearer" that's a good class name

>>5191559

It also has the -er thing the Servant classes have going on. Spear-er doesn't work.

Except Assassin, who has always been the odd class out.

>>5191530

what about phalanx

>>5191566
Still not as cool, and it's not even a word.

I guess it's the same for Saber, since sabers weren't really associated with knights, but it does sound cooler than "swordsman" or something like that.

>>5191577
phalangites were pikemen, not lancers or spearmen.

>>5191581
Sworder

>>5191589
Blader.

>>5191592
BLEIDAAAAAAAAA

No, it isn't as catchy.

>>5191589

That's just horrable. Saber and Lancer are better then....Sworderder..or Spear..erer. Fuck, I feel dumber for saying that.

>>5191604
COME BLEDA

WE SHALL SEE WHO WILL KING OF THE HUNS

>>5191616
Woah, that takes me back.

>>5191639
*BROFIST*

killer

>>5191662
ASHASHIN sounds less generic.

>>5191660
Damn straight.

Also, gae bolg looks really bad.

Magicer

>>5191639
WOLOLOLO
AIYOOOOOO

>>5191688
Bower

They should just make the servant names in efficient German.

shooter

anger

>>5191703
Rager

...Ninjaer.

Mounter

>>5191732
Blader

>>5191732
Horserer.

Sorcerer

>>5191740
Vehicler

>>5191741
Fail, that one is an actual word and it sounds appropiate.

Also, Piker.

>>5191741
Speller

>>5191754
Pikeman

>>5191774
Yeah, I know, but we're supposed to name them with "er" at the end.

Oh, I got a good one: Zweihander!

>>5191790
virginner-d

>>5191819
Aikidoer

Magister

>>5191740
More like Stoner amirite

>>5191832
Already taken.

Assassin = Killer

>>5191694
Miku mod for AoE2? awesome

>>5192004
>AoE2

Irish men have small dicks.

>>5195508

How did you know ? Are you Irish ?

>>5196004

...Yes.

>>5196049

How does it feel to have your country annexed into a shithole full of tea drunkards ?

Witcher

>>5197529
Gerald sees what you did there

According to Nasu the people of Babylonia have blonde hair and red eyes.

>>5188313
She also compares herself to a magic jet engine.

According to nasu, vaginas feel like mollusks.

>>5197612
Or slabs of meat.
Or a tight airhole.

>>5197612
The mollusk thing is a metaphor for the female genitalia that's been used in Japan since the Heian era. It's not particularly weird for a native to read it in a literary context.

According to nasu, you vomit when you're aroused or angry.

>>5197624
Here's the important question. Which Japanese write put his penis in a mollusk and wrote about it so well it became part of the language?

>>5197635
Have you never seen VOMIT porn JAV?

>>5197637
You do not have to put anything in it. They are both pink and slimy looking, and soft to the touch.

>>5197637
It was probably a woman. Men in Heian wrote serious business in chinese, the funny stuff was left to women.