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why dont you guys die?

>> No.5188577

>>5188575
i made that with my jizz... you have aids now

>> No.5188575

>>5188573
Cause we drank the Hourai elixir.

>> No.5188579

jesus christ /b/ got steamrolled by /jp/ in that single post, i am disappoint.

>> No.5188582

>>5188577
But I cannot die.

>> No.5188583

>>5188577
And? Being immortal means our immunity system serves no purpose anymore, so it might as well go to hell.

>> No.5188585

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>> No.5188588

I will probably die someday. I prefer to not think about it though, I hate the thought of jjust disappearing..All those memories, thoughts and feelings just disappearing sounds bad. I'd rather go to a "hell" of some sort for eternal torture instead.

>> No.5188589

I know aikido
I cannot die

>> No.5188596
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>>5188589

>> No.5188597

My body does not contain the gaia concept of death.

>> No.5188598

Dying requires having the balls to face death. We don't even have the balls to step out of our house, how can you expect us to take our own life?

>> No.5188633

I can't fucking die since that little girl bite my 200 years ago. Shit is becoming annoying.

>> No.5188644

>>5188633
go outside during the day
that worked for a friend

>> No.5188658

>>5188644
But I am a True Ancestor now. I don't know how but I can go outside during the day without any problem.

>> No.5188660

ONE CANNOT SIMPLY BECOME A TRUE ANCESTOR

>> No.5188664

>>5188658
aren't you supposed to be a dead apostle

>> No.5188671

>>5188664
No, I think I have the evolution speed of Sacchin. She became DAA level after a few days, so I figured I should be a True Ancestor after 200 years.

>> No.5188679

>>5188671
...Riiiiight.

>> No.5188685

>>5188589
Retards (you) are always the first to go, even before niggers.

>> No.5188686

>>5188671

You can't "Become" a TA. You gotta be born one.

>> No.5188699

>>5188686
So I guess I'm one of a kind, eh? Anyway, I can't die. So any tips other than going outside during the day.

>> No.5188750

>>5188699
pretend to be Jesus, rule Chirstians

>> No.5188755
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>>5188685
Sup Suigin.

>> No.5188762

>>5188699
Got any cool stories from 200 years ago?

>> No.5188768

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jesus, man

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5188771

I can't die now.
I have to give my daughter a stuffed fish.

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>>5188755

>> No.5188795

>>5188762
I only know that I became a True Ancestor last year. I was a NEET most of the time. Sorry, no story for you.

>> No.5188821

I wouldn't die even if I was killed.

>> No.5188824

/jp/ suicide crew re-unite.

>> No.5188842

Because no one has killed me yet.
DUH.

>> No.5188848 [DELETED] 

lulporn.com

>520796

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>>5188821

>> No.5190661

Er.. How do I report shit thread again?

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