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Why the fuck would Patchy turn into a table?

>Patchy table
excuse me, what

There's a fetish for everything, huh.

that explains the alicextable doujin

I wanna see Cirno hump the corner of Patchytable

excuse me, but what am i supposed to be feeling right now?

>>5185389
Obligatory.

Why are people in western art incapable of showing any emotion whatsoever?

>>5185432
probably because the nip art's too good. (seriously)
also, that doesn't look like Patchouli to me.

>>5185447
Against by better judgement, I checked.
It's Patchy. I think there's even a story behind it.

I'm reminded of that Mario comic where turns into Lemmy Koopa's ball

>>5185466
Really? This I gotta hear. Proper Patchu in he meantime.

Tables can't feel the pleasure of being cummed inside. This is the worst transformation fetish ever.

>>5185466
>no magnificent hat/hairpins
>incorrect haircut
>Anime1979
haha oh wow

Master...
Not again...

>>5185477
Nevermind, I found his deviantart. This is pretty much the worst thing ever.

heh i wouldn't mind seeing more pictures of nonsense

Thats it, Touhou is over. Everyone go home.

>>5185507
Oh....My......God.....

What the fuck.
This shit makes me rage more than pixel cot.

>>5185530
...

welp.

"Marisa is in the middle of being compressed into her table transformation while trying to find a cure."

earthboundduckclose.jpg

>>5185549
It shouldn't. You should expect this shit from the internet, especially DeviantART.

>>5185507

>>5185565
I know. But it does.
Table is like killing a girl.

........what?

Why.

SOMEONE was certainly masturbating to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

gregor samsa don't got shit on this

It's like watching a trainwreck...

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

>>5185619
Truly, Kafka was but a child compared to Anime1979. Wait, 1979? The guy making these is 31 years old?

>>5185594
Yu-Gi-Oh + Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory + Touhou

There is no God.

When you think there's nothing left to scare you on the internet.

Oh seriously, what the fuck is this shit?

In case you fellows want to browse this wonderful collection:
http://anime1979.deviantart.com/

I would post more, but I'm afraid my hard drive would catch fire.

>>5185594
>mima-sama
Shut the fuck up.
Just shut the fuck up.

Within 20 seconds of browsing I find a Walfas Club.

Goddamnit dA.

This slime...egg...shit...is almost a good idea...

Oh god.

>>5185707
What the fuck is with this guy, clowns, and Witches from L4D?

>>5185717
Don't forget tables and blueberries.

NEW FETISHES ACQUIRED

"The Basic idea is that they are trapped in a slime nest where they are either being turned into the eggs the monsters will hatch out of or being turned into monsters themselves.

The nest itself is cold and sticky. The walls of the nest are alive. It will start to wrap around any living thing that enters into it's domain and convert them."

I take it it turns them into clowns.

>>5185720
MARISA'S FACE IS SO DISFIGURED

New fetish for anyone?

http://sethb1.deviantart.com/

1. I'm a very kind person. I try my hardest. XD

2. I never swear...I don't know why. I was tought not too when i was little so i never do now XD.

3. I'm an otaku...and I'm proud of it.(YAY! for anime,manga and video games)

4. I tend to buy things even though i can download them.

5 I like to make new firends...Just wish I can go head on more often. People should talk to me first I will always reply to anything.

6. I like to listen to anime japanese music a lot XD

7. I repect people a lot! So repect everything on their opinions! sometimes I don't really agree But i respect it. "you can't like everything what other people like but at least respect it" so with that "treat people on how you would like to be treated" :iconrumiaplz::iconisthatsoplz:

8 I love many series...lucky star, higurashi no naku koro ni/umineko no naku koro ni, popotan, and the newest addiction as I should say. TOUHOU! XD:iconreimuplz:

9. I play Touhou mostly on normal, Easy the first couple of times. And my most favorate character is Reimu :iconreimuplz:

10. I like things that have a good story line...or it's funny. the things that is most imporant is the characters, the place, and the story. So I would want it Sub or dub. I'm mostly a Dub watcher. But hey that didn't stop from watching higurashi no naku koro ni kai and rei...hehe Rei.. hehe ep 1 of Rei...hehe Rena..:iconkawaiidesuplz: XD and umineko.

WHY A TABLE

>>5185720
I can't tell what kind of emotion Sakuya is trying to convey.

>>5185744
WHY CLOWNS?

>>5185739
For a second I thought she might be the new CWC, and then I see Popotan. What the fuck.

>>5185763
MY_FACE.JPG

Why would Patchy turn into a table?
Why would Patchy be in denial about turning into a table?
What is the point of this thread?

>>5185739
ask that guy, "do you know Aya Shameimaru?"
he'll reply "who's that? XD"

fuck deviantart. niggers.

>>5185736
See, yeah, it's not a bad idea...I could fap to that, if the art wasn't so HORRIBLE...

Frankly, I can understand pretty much everything BUT the clowns. That has left me completely mystified.

>>5185739

XD Count: 5

>>5185739
>this guy's friends list
This is why people hate walfas.

>>5185818

It's a terrible idea and you should feel terrible. Also, go back to /d/.

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>>5185843
KirbyM should be ashamed of what he has wrought.

>>5185739
How could such an an unholy creature exist?

Oh my fucking lord, this guy fused with Walfas!

>>5185854
I want to know how people find Walfas in the first place.

It's obvious none of the members of the site, save the actual creators, play the games. SO WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?

>>5185866
I think it spreads like a cancer through social networking sites.

Thanks /jp/.
Won't be sleeping tonight.

>>5185854
It'd be ok his...uh...art wasn't so available for people to use/make stuff out of.
The simplistic charm is lost when shit like this happens.

>>5185867
Good Lord.

>>5185879
Possibly Gaia.

>>5185881
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Walfas for what it is. I am just disillusioned with how it has spread touhou to the worst people on the internet outside us.

>>5185847
/d/...
/d/ has changed...

>>5185866
A lot of the people came from the Touhou community that already existed when Walfas started (/a/, Gensokyo, Shrinemaiden, Simstyle). I don't know how many of those people still check Walfas when all it is is one Ctrl-Alt-Delete-quality flash after another.

>>5185507
>>5185530
>>5185552
>>5185594
>>5185603
>>5185720
>>5185736
>>5185763
I am tearing my own face off to distract me from the pain this artist has inflicted upon me..
And I'm from fucking /d/.

>>5185900
Every boards has changed actually, that's the new generation for you.

>>5185943
There's even worse shit on his deviantart. Luckily, none of it is touhou. Well, not all of it.

Tabletouhou, touhou in the table

Not even Patchy in a cup can make this thread any better.

>>5185779
Oh, I mean he.

Fuck, Why is it so common for these 20-something men to talk like 12 year old girls? That plus their drawing ability can really throw me off.

pachy in a cup hijack

It always made me sad when I found a good picture on DA.
No one worthy of it is ever going to see it.

>>5185979
Well, see now, I'm going to agree with some of the posters here. /d/ isn't as good or even really that alternative any more.. it's just badly drawn traps.. and I've seen worse than just /d/; I've seen Gurochan, which is what I should've said to begin with.
I am a Gurochan visitor, and this shit still makes me wanna vomit over the keyboard.
That's amazing, right there.

>>5186017
Sadly 2 pictures does not a hyjack make.

>>5186016
>Fuck, Why is it so common for these 20-something men to talk like 12 year old girls?

I know, and it grosses me out more than anything they draw.

Wait, wait, the Yama thread gets axed, and THIS lives?
What the FUCK!?

>>5186119
Meido is feeling angsty and wants us to suffer.