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TN TN

>> No.5184978

Why are so many chinese restaurants named chin chin and chinko?

Is it like if I went over there and opened the "Grand Dick Buffet" ?

>> No.5184988

>>5184978

And Sanae will be your first customer

>> No.5185018
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>> No.5185081

I imagine Mystia doesn't even know her cry kinda sounds like penis. Someone will point it out one day and she'll just die from embarrassment.

>> No.5185106

It's actually Tian Tian, sorry guys.

>> No.5185112 [SPOILER] 
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chinchin?

>> No.5185114

>>5185112

T-that's bigger than mines ;_;

>> No.5185118
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Mmmm...

>> No.5185139
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Mystia is among the best Touhous. She doesn't care about all the crazy shit that goes on in Gensokyo, she just wants to sing and cook eels.

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>>5185139
And get a titjob from Yukari.

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>>5185150
Mystia is not a futa, so that's impossible. She wouldn't want one anyway.

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>>5185168
Oh really?

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>>5185173
Yes, really.

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>>5185168
Temporary futa is the only good kind of futa, and unwilling futa is the best kind of futa.

>> No.5185189

>>5185179
>Trying to say 2d girls don't all have futa cocks

you must be new

>> No.5185190

>>5185179
So she wants rape? Is that what she's asking for?

>> No.5185198

>>5185190
>wants rape

>wants

wait a minute...

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>>5185188
>>5185190
Be nice to Mystia...

>> No.5185218

>>5185214
Then what's her reasoning for not wanting futa?

>> No.5185225

>>5185189
But they don't.

>> No.5185226

>>5185214
No

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did someone say futa Mystia?

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>>5185214
I don't particularly want to be nice to someone who probably blinded me moments before we met.

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>>5185218
Well, do you want a vagina?
Maybe a womb? You like wombs, right?

>>5185226
Why not?

>> No.5185266

>>5185255
Okay, now you're just fucking messing with me.

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>>5184978
>>5184988
screencap'd

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>>5185270
Why you little piece of shit...

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>>5185255
Futa means two. Mystia can have both a womb and a penis. Such is the wonder of magic.

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>>5185266
Well, you're messing with Mystia, which means messing with me. So, yeah.

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>>5185337
But why would Mystia want a penis?

>> No.5185349

>>5185338
........

>> No.5185364
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5185364

Tin Tin?

>> No.5185369

>>5185364
Tin Tin was fucking awesome.
Dogs still don't say WHOA, though.

>> No.5185399

>>5185369
they don't say wan either

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>>5185347
Why wouldn't she want a penis? Penises are awesome.

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>>5185415
But see, Mystia is not obsessed with sex like /jp/ is. She's perfectly fine with being entirely female.

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>>5184942
I drive by this place everyday! Never eaten there...should I?

>> No.5185497

>>5185461
Animals write better than I can ;_;

>> No.5185589

>>5185461

If you dare...

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>>5185445
That's true. But she might need to impregnate her lover someday. They don't have test-tube babies in Gensokyo.

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>>5185614
Well...she'll cross that bridge when she comes to it. Mystia having a penis all the time would be gross and potentially dangerous.

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>>5185654
Nobody has a penis all the time.

>> No.5185685

>>5185680
if only this were true

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