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A partridge and a pear tree

A BEAR

PLEASE LET THE NEXT ONE BE A BEAR

>a chinese
admitting i lold

>>5172440
A raccoon.

Yugi is already the correspondent to a bear.

A corean.

/sci/ here, why do /jp/ love to sage?
Also, reported.

another fucking animal youkai

>>5172455

No because Onis are Ogres

Here's to hoping for a snake.

Looks like you forgot the spider. And a whole lot of other stuff.

>>5172464
because we use sage the way it was intended.

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>>5172472
Yuugi Hoshiguma's name's characters mean Star (星) Bear (熊) Bravery (勇) Ritual (儀).

I know an oni isn't a bear, but Yuugi resembles one.
Also don't forget about Yogi.

no: cows, bug, dog, chicken.
yes: wolf, firefly, turltle, 3 cats, nightsparrow.

>a phoenix
wrong. she's a normal human.

We haven't got reptiles and dinosaurs.

>>5172507
FUCKING THIS.

Touhou 13: Reimu goes back in time and causes the extinction of the dinosaurs.

>>5172452
I'm going with a Tanuki. With huge balls.

>>5172513
knowing ZUN's love for jojo he might make Sakuya a diosaur too

Not done: Lion, dragon, duck, panda, centipede, owl, snake, horse, pig, raccoon, and a lot more.

Pretty much all of those are retarded but I honestly wouldn't put any of them past ZUN.

>>5172485
What kinda troll is this? I don't get it, I do know about the strawwberry one, but how do I get trolled here?

>>5172605
you dont even know what a troll is do you

>>5172605
Ｗｈａｔ　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｍｅａｎ？

>>5172610
You don't even know what an interpunction is, do you?

>>5172621
yeah i do but it's my gimmick to not use it

Tribal little brown girl miko. Western nun miko. Knightly onee-sama, maybe as Dullahan, or maybe as a centaur. Slime girl. Cupid. Sphinx-tan. Medusa. Mermaid. Native American peace pipe smoking little chieftaness.
I'd just like to see some more non-Japanese/Chinese folklore added. Touhou was designed as a clash of Eastern and Western fantasy but it has been a long time since EoSD.

>>5172440
So, now Touhou has a crow, two cats,
>2 cat

Touhou 13 will be Greek themed.

DISCUSS

>>5172674
My waifu is a philosopher! She is sooo smart! :3

Also brace for triangle projectiles.

>>5172674
It would be a lot better than recycling Asian themes again.

>>5172439

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Greek shmeek. The only way we'll be doing anything greek is if we go to Atlantis.
I can't decide if I want a squid or shark Touhou more...

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Wait what cow is the OP talking about.

Touhou still has no cow girls.

>>5172438

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Fine, Touhou ideas

Vetala & zombie pair fight. A vetala is an Indian trickster "ghost" that inhabits corpses. Being neither a fully corporeal being nor a full-blown spirit, vetala are said to ignore the laws of the physical world, observing past, present and future at once. Many sorcerers attempt to capture and bind one for this ability, but they are quite elusive. One popular tale is King Vikramaditya's quest to capture a vetala, of which summary you can find here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baital_Pachisi

Bodies possessed by vetala do not rot, so it's only logical that a zombie loli would make friends with one, both to provide a host body for her and to keep herself mostly in one piece, in some sort of bizarre undead symbiosis. So you'd have a shambling zombie girl accompanied by a ghostly little brown vetala girl, with spellcards like Tale Sign "Bet of Vetala" and Timeless "Universal Observer" for the vetala part and Infection Sign "Solanum Bite" and Mutation Sign "Tyrant Virus" for the zombie half. Her last spellcard would be abandoning the zombie's body to possess you instead, and for a short while you'd play as the zombie girl and fight against whichever character you use.

Also, abura-akago. A small apparition that takes form of a child that licks oil from oil lamps. I'll copy/paste for that one.

>Abura-akago. Carries a lamp with her, from which she drinks oil. Reimu sees the lamp and immediately gets into a "Surely you're a djinn, grant me riches at once" mood. Poor girl refuses because she can't do that, Reimu beats her up to force her to do it. Marisa thinks her lamp is cool, so she beats her up and takes her stuff. Ability to control viscosity, so her bullets randomly pick up speed and slow down.

>>5172766
Keine

>>5172519
Dragon: Meiling(kinda)
Snake:Kanako
and god knows what else you missed

>>5172862
What kind of mutant cows have you been looking at?

>>5172862
>Dragon: Meiling(kinda)
Ignorant morsel...

>>5172889
Looks like a cow to me. Maybe with a pinch of lion, but that's a cow.

we are missing Panda bears and wolves.

>>5172637
>Tribal little brown girl miko.

You will never play as a little brown girl in Touhou because ZUN doesn't take suggestions from the west and no one in Japan seems to be speaking up.

>>5172901
It has hooves, so it must be a cow?
Again, what kind of mutant cows have you been looking at?

>Dragon: Meiling (kinda)

What do you mean "kinda"?


SHE IS A DRAGON!

Also, Keine isn't really a cow. She's a werecowslut.

The only correct answer.

>>5172930
In some fan works, Keine is referred to as a cow (complete with milk jokes), due to her appearance in hakutaku form.

Nothing canonic though.

>>5172844
These are both really cool, especially second one.

Half of the fun when new Touhou games are released/announced is guessing/debating the new "species" featured. I expect more interesting lolifications of mythical creatures in the future, ZUN!

>>5173010

I suggested in a thread a while back that he should have the dragon that was present at the creation of the Hakurei border show up at some point as a loli.

>>5173010
More than mythical creatures, I expect a monkey. Pokemon starters teach.

>>5172440
Is that the whole cast? Everyone up to 11?

>>5173044
Yes, count them.
Also, where's Waldo?

This will be the next Touhou, as you can plainly see.

Fascinating...

>>5172995
>werecowslut
>SHE IS A DRAGON!
What the fuck, Bern. I thought you were cool.

>>5173044
Yes, except I see Yukari twice. I wonder why.

>>5173095
Wow you're right...

Upper Yukari has a crow, I notice. SSiB?

>>5173110
Possible. But wouldn't that give us 10+ different Reimus? As in, why would the artist draw a character several times just because they appear several times. Also the artist is fond of making extra chibi counterparts. Like Nitori and Parsee. It kinda ruins the picture for me, makes it too messy.

Mitori is a red Kappa living on the hell. Her father is a kappa, and her mother is a human. Her birth made her closed-minded. Now she hates both species. She has the power to prohibit everything.

Her design is based on a keyhole, and the motif of her staff is Japanese road sign of "closed to vehicular traffic".
The title of the BGM for her stage is "The Kappa Way as Said - One-way Accelerator".

lol2ch

>>5173124
>She has the power to prohibit everything.

What does that actually do? Prohibiting something doesn't really affect that something beyond making it... prohibited. I mean, it's not like it'll magically go away just because you aren't "allowed" to have it.

>>5173133
Suitable vauge touhou power.

>>5173144
True but it's still even more vague than most Touhou powers. Also it's basically pointless/useless.

I request a scenario where this ability is useful, /jp/.

>>5173158
Not really, no. It's as open to interpretation as most powers are.
I think the ability to enforce the prohibitation is included.

>>5173158
Think Bowyer from Super Mario RPG, I guess.
"You want to bomb? I think not!"
"Focus? Unfocus? If you can't make up your mind, I'll do it for you."
"See those falling power ups: you won't be picking them up."

>>5173158
Lv.4 boss; it's prohibited to use spellcards and focused movement.

In fan works it would be quite vague though; for instance, "prohibiting the use of danmaku" would be ridicolously op.

>>5173231
And why the fuck isn't allowed to use quotation marks here and I must use "these two apostrophes" instead?

>>5173239
What?

>>5173124
This is how it works.

>>5173248
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark
It says that part of the comment isn't allowed to be posted. Thank you 4chan.

>>5173231
Hey, something like that would be cool. A living magical seal, like Kishiuna from Fire Emblem, with the ability to seal things. Spellcard samples would be Magic Seal "Seal of Nervous System to stop movement at certain intervals (trick card that forces you to plan ahead) Seal Sign "Seal of Emergencies" to seal bombs, sealing shot types as a timeout card and so on.

>>5173265
Sure it works in-game, but IRL it's pretty useless. Unless you are playing Monopoly with friends, but that'll probably just result in coming off as a jerk-ass.

>>5173296
>I WILL RAPE YOU GRRRR!
>Rape is baned!
>Curses, foiled again.

>>5173318
It would be too awesome.

Too bad that ZUN doesn't browse the chans.

>>5173318
"Prohibiting" something won't make it disappear. I'd still be able to do it. Right?

I mean, rape is illegal, prohibited etc, but people get raped everyday.

>>5173338
Yes, but Mitori's prohibitations are...uh...stronger than normal ones.
Crazy Touhou magic.

>>5173354
You are saying that I shouldn't be applying logic to the Touhouverse.

I know, I know.

are you guys seriously discussing fan made touhou powerlevels?
Omega Strongtan can beat Mitori

>>5173366
Not discussing, more like defining. Also, you missed it.

Ring-tailed Lemur

>>5173338
Mitori is like a Pak E. Derm. No getting past her, don't even try.

>>5173372
Actually a river otter Touhou would be fun. Like raccoon dogs and foxes they're characterized as shapeshifting trickster spirits with a fondness of booze, though they're a bit more humble.

Also, Felis Ovum mode: Common tenrec Touhou, as those feature 21 to 29 mammary glands. I'm interested in how he would draw that.

>>5172440
A DILDO

>>5175344
None of you fuckers say anything.

still waiting for a Touhou version of Mishaguji

>>5175373
Kanako doesn't provide enough futa Suwako rape doujins for you?

Also, add Takeminakata. Armless moe~