/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5170418
See a psychologist.

>>5170418
1. If your stepmom "just conceived" then this is a world record for fastest conception to birth.

2. How about not having sex with infants or toddlers?

>>5170418
Take pictures and post for us, of course. We'll be waiting.

>>5170418
Just kill yourself. You'll be wishing you did soon enough.

> Just conceived

you retarded ? or just a bit slower then other kids ?

See a psychiatrist, not a psychologist.

just wait a little more

ask /b/ about it

End yourself.

Get her to trust you, start touching her private parts every day and tell her there is nothing wrong with doing it, then once she gets a little bit older stick it in her.

>>5170418

>>5170429
I meant she just gave birth to annie. I don't see myself molesting her as a toddler, but when she's around 7-8 I might do something I would regret.

Unless you're still NEETing it up in the basement 7-8 years from now, it shouldn't be a problem unless you're into toddlers.

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>>5170455
Join the military, serve overseas. Problem solved.

>>5170467

This.

Go for wincest, OP.
I wish I had a little sister too...

>>5170460
I live in my own apartment just down the street from my dad, but I still visit him everyday. I don't foresee either of us moving anywhere within 20 years, since he's had that house since before I was born.
>>5170467
I would, but I'm not a violent person and I like my job as a computer technician.

>>5170499
Then join as a computer technician. They love you guys. Not everyone in the army is infantry.

Whenever you get urges, just jerk it off, as soon as possible before you do something stupid.

I have constantly have urges to hit the nearest strip joint and blow off like 100-200 bux, but a quick fap totally clears out my mind and all of a sudden, I just feel stupid for even thinking about shelling out that much money over filthy whores.

Just remember: 3DPD
Real life imoutos are nothing like 2D ones.

She's 3d, most likely gonna be pig disgusting. you shouldn't have problems.

He said he is a pedophile, not a {spoiler=lolicon}{/spoiler}

>>5170523
b[]LOL THAT ISNT HOW YOU BBCODE DUMASS[/]b

>>5170515
I would like to see you have that same self control in his position.
>>5170523
he said borderline pedo.

Just keep it to 2d

>>5170523
I'm borderline pedo, as in I find younger 3D girls attractive but not fuckable. that MIGHT change.

>>5170514
This is good advice. After a good fap, it seems like any idea of having a 3-D woman is simply preposterous. I caught myself wondering what was the point of people getting girlfriends and going through all that bullshit for sex when fapping is just so damn satisfying.

And then hours pass, and your lust for the unknown returns. You go back to your irrational thoughts of banging the 3-D, if only for the grass-is-greener mentality, or simple curiosity for other ways to get yourself off. Then you pull out your onahole and begin the cycle anew...

>>5170530
My parents adopted a 4 year old girl. Does that count?

4/10 OP.
No one cares

keep your hands to yourself if you value your relationship with your father. also, get your own life and don't be around there every day

If the child is younger than 9, you're a sick fuck.

Mold her into the perfect little sister.

>>5170514
>>5170539
that's sound advice, thank you.

>>5170542
not really since it's not technically wincest. OP said he's into wincest aswell.

>>5170533
>voyeurism
>saw cam threads yesterday filled to the brim with daycare surveillance.
you in trouble /jp/

>>5170548
But I do have my own life. I got my own place, a job, and all the knickknacks I want. but I enjoy the company of my dad, and he enjoys mine, we're always talking about politics, physics and the economy.

>>5170533
Wow. I didn't know there was a need for such public service announcements.

without any joking and shits, just make sure that you keep in mind that 2D is superior. like, if you feel an TREMENDOUS lust to violate your step-sis, get your ass in the bathroom, imagine the pic i posted earlier, and fap till you dont feel shit.
unless your sis' will be grown into ones from VN's, you should be all right with this method.

>>5170552
What would be the point of molesting a child OVER 9? Get your head in the game, anon.

>>5170533
Oh wow, that's fucking awesome!!

just keep in mind OP, keep it 2D unless you want to ride in the 4chan party van. besides, if your going to go for 3D, atleast wait until she's 14.

BABY FUCK BABY FUCK

>>5170587
>wait until she's 14
that's the best shit i've heard.
if op can last that long, then fuck yerrr.

>>5170587
>>5170594

...you guys creep me out more than the OP does.

>>5170573
yes, people have said to masturbate to fight off my desire. I think I will go for that.

here's to hoping I don't end up in jail, or worse, disowned by my dad.

>>5170606
Oh, and how about "here's hoping I don't molest my baby sister"?

>>5170601
why? 14 is the legal consent limit (at least in canada), and there are no laws against Wincest (again, atleast in canada), it's just frowned upon.

>>5170606
and the UK says lolicon promotes real pedophilia. pff what a joke.

>>5170618
Um, well.

It's the frowned-upon part. I'm frowning upon it right now, you see.

>>5170616
haha, that too.

>>5170616
Nothing wrong with molesting a child as long as no one finds out.

>>5170618
fuck, im just imagining a canadian mounty frowning upon a canadian anon. FUCK.

>>5170626
then take your Uptight ass out of this thread. if OP wishes to go for wincest, let him, as long as it stays within legal boundaries.

>>5170629
yes there is, OP would tear himself apart, if he loved his sister, if he molested her.

>>5170587
14 is too old.

>>5170651
Your grammar, it sucks.

>>5170663
"Yes, there is. If OP loves his sister, molesting her would tear him apart."

Is that better?

get at it now that she is a baby and won't remember anything

be careful of not letting yourself go too much, if your stepmom finds her bleeding from the vagina with semen in her I think she'd get suspicious

>>5170418
oh don't worry. humans are rarely as cute as they are in anima.
age 8-9 might be a problem, but that type of cuteness isn't sexual. a borderline pedo should be able to handle it.

but make sure to fap before you go visit your dad.

>>5170660
no it isn't, it's as young as he can go without breaking canadian laws. he gets a beautiful imouto if she doesn't grow that fast, and if she latches onto him.

>>5170676
No, because he didn't say it himself.

>>5170677
is there really a person that gets turned on by toddlers? i mean, come on!

>>5170692
How the hell you do that?

Maybe you should draw me as well....

>>5170692
that picture has gotten old, fast. please 'shop something else.

>>5170697
My boy, you don't know who lurks in this world.

>>5170697
Toddlercon, man
I wish I was joking

>>5170697
there are, there are.

it's quiet sick really. my moto is, "nothing under 10". helps me get by.

>>5170697
well, I guess you guys are not really that pedo then.
srsly have you never fapped to toddler henati?
or seen CP? what about baby CP?

>>5170714
dude. no. GTFO.

that's taking it too far.

>>5170714
Your level is much too high, my friend.

>>5170714

This fellow is suspicious.

No faggot in /jp/ can spell like this, and if they do, it's done on purpose.

Hello mister Federal Agent.

...it's nice to know that lolicon have standards.

Well, you all seem to be a nice bunch of people. I'm taking myself and my offended sensibilities to bed. Good luck with all of your assorted life problems.

Now guys, may be too young to use.. but it's not a bad time to start training her.

Turn her into the biggest slut there is, so she asks for it of her own volition by age 10.

>>5170706
>>5170709
>>5170711

let me repharse...
are there any /jp/ers who are into 3d toddlers? or even 2d? and i don't want proof like trolls who post porn just in spite. i know that the world is filled with weirdos, but not on /jp/. no, /jp/ is NOT filed with weirdos, being an otaku doesn't count.

>>5170723
I'm into 2d futa toddler guro personally, hard to find good content matching this though.

>>5170723

People who shit themselves on the floor are not weirdos then?

Oh yeah, you're right, they're fucking scum.

>>5170734
my troll senses are tingling

>>5170736
one time accidents that happen to i belive not more than one person does not mean /jp/ has weirdos in it.

>>5170714
Gah. does jailbait counts?

>>5170723
Get out normalfag.

>>5170762
k' bye

>>5170704

>>5170776
...and i'm back

>>5172234

I'd immediately convert to Christianity if this were the case.

Don't fuck her.

well you could always chop off your cock and swallow it you worthless piece of shit child molester.

This thread is why the general public wants to ban lolicon.

If you touch her I hope bad things happen to you.

>>5172312
Exactly.

They are discussing this like some sort of hot gossip

See, this is the type of shit that sets us allllll back. Fucking 3DPD lolicons.

Dude, go get some treatment. 2D is one thing. If you are actually lusting after a baby you've got some serious fucking problems here.

I actually feel more ashamed of the drawings of underage girls than the photos.

The photo-sets I can say are for artistic purpouse and get general sympathy since they are always hotties goddamn.

But the doujin of touhous getting raped by whatever the hell, that is not explainable and does not get sympathy.

You guys don't understand how drawed cp is actually worse, as in you are even more fucked up than you think.

Inb4: no children were hurt in the making of this, that's not the point (and it is true for most of the 3d stuff too anyway)

This thread is full of faggots

>The photo-sets I can say are for artistic purpouse
fapping is not "artistic".

>>5172516
>You guys don't understand how drawed cp is actually worse
So explain it, then, I'm interested in why anyone would think this.

This thread is full of people who should be raped by toddlers.

>>5172533
I'm okay with this.

>>5170418
Why does this thread exist?

Mod-tachi are non-existent on this board.

>>5172564
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>>5172530
Seconded.

>>5172516

>>5172564
mod-tachi. ha ha ha classic.

I know you're a troll. If not go see a psychiatrist and fuck off.

I'm the cute baby girl in the OP.