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>>5163030
put your dick in

microwave

>>5163035
This would just melt it, right?

Hot water?

>>5163036
/thread

Wrap it in a towel soaked in hot water, duh.

>>5163030
What the fuck is that? Duck vagina onahole? Looks like a fucking dungeon maze.

>>5163047
I was thinking of doing this. I'll try it out, thanks.

Wrap it in an electric blanket.

Soak it in methylated spirits then set it alight.

Stick it in your armpit.

>>5163085
Stick it in someone else's armpit.

>>5163030
Dungeon Master 3 The Onahole

I seriously though this was a sperm or alien version of THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME DRRRRRRR DRRRRRRRR DRRRRRRRR

Place your tongue in it for 5-10 minutes.

I'm not too familiar, but couldn't you just drop it into a sink full of hot water?

>>5163146
There be dragon versions.

http://www.fliphole.com/Tenga_Warmer.html

Or buy some fucking KY Warming Lube. Sure, it's capsaicin, but your dick doesn't even know what the fuck that is.

Don't heat it like some kind of faggot. Put it in the freezer.

>>5163236
>it's capsaicin

Oh my god what.

>>5163236
I got capsaicin on my dick once when I tried to piss after making chili. fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

>>5163251
It's only a small amount you fucking pussy, it's not like your slathering your dick with Frank's Red Hot.

Besides, would KY release a lube that MELTS YOUR DICK?

>>5163249
haha, i want to tey it now. is there loli version of this thing?

>>5163259
Would _____ make a product that electocutes your dick?

>>5163264

Possibly. I know I'd buy one. I'm into that kind of thing.

Space heater. I've found this to be by far the most efficient and effective way of warming an onahole. It heats much faster and more uniformly than a microwave, so you're not going to accidentally burn yourself or hit a random cold spot.

I have the kind with a plastic front grill, so I just lean the onahole up against the heater along with a bottle of lube and let them heat up together.

>>5163251
>>5163248

Wait, my bad, just checked the bottle. They don't use capsaicin anymore, it's got propylene glycol instead.

>>5163236
>Do not put this product into anything other than a Tenga
Why are they tempting me like this?
Doesn't sound that bad, but horribly overpriced, though.

OP here. Put it in a warm towel and it seemed to do fine. I wish it were warmer than body temperature.

PS does anyone else find it almost painful to ejaculate inside of an onahole? It just feels too good.

>>5163350
Yeah I get that sometimes, particularly after edging for a long time.

I wonder if real sex would be as good.

>>5163357
I like to imagine that onaholes are better than a real woman.

>>5163350
Now try to put it in the freezer and add a few drops of water in it.
You'll enjoy the pleasure of breaking cirno's hymen.

The problem with warming them up is that they get cold way too fast, unless you're leaving them inside of a heating blanket or something while using.

>>5163389
Mine stayed about the same throughout use, although it wasn't overly hot to begin with.

>>5163388
I tried this, all I accomplished was cutting my dick up real bad. Maybe I used too much water or something.

>>5163402
Of course it won't get any colder than your dick, which is probably quite warm. The problem is that you don't feel any extra if it's the same temperature.

>>5163410
cirno just have good anti-rapist defense

>>5163410
Thanks for that report.